#i sure as hell am doing nothing with fish though that is my one phobia 😞

[sen-sational]

Anyone have any ideas for a cat themed restaurant, layout, decor, food, exc

It's for a project I have to do during the rest of. The school year for culinary and I really could use some inspo

And since I need to make a layout I will be using the Sims so it's easier on me

[kayliemusing]

30

1: Name - Kaylie

2: Age - 23

3: 3 Fears - Spiders, failure, loss

4: 3 things I love - Reading, writing, Taylor Swift

5: 4 turns on - Kindness, nice hands, humor, someone who has a really warm heart.

6: 4 turns off - Arrogance, moustaches lmao, narcissism, basket ball shorts *shudders*

7: My best friend - Her name is Megan (but also my mom lmao)

8: Sexual orientation - Heterosexual

9: My best first date - I have never been on a date.

10: How tall am I - 5'2

11: What do I miss - My childhood mostly

12: What time were I born - 2:45 pm

13: Favorite color - Red, but sometimes a nice summery, pastel yellow

14: Do I have a crush - no

15: Favorite quote - I have so many that I can't say my utmost favourite, but one that I always think about is from Richard Siken "He was pointing at the moon but I was looking at his hand." I'm not even sure how this is supposed to be interpreted, but I just love the detail of this. Of someone looking at the moon and pointing at it, but you're looking at their hand because you're that consumed by them and also they're like your moon. anyway-

16: Favorite place - My house lol

17: Favorite food - Cheesecake

18: Do I use sarcasm - Yes, but very dryly

19: What am I listening to right now - Nothing actually. I'm just sitting in the quiet.

20: First thing I notice in new person - I used to think it was physical, like eyes or their smile, but I think it's actually their demeanor. i.e., confidence, if they're laid back, talkative or quiet, etc. Or even just how they handle things. Like when I'm at work and I meet a new co-worker I'm always noticing how they are with people.

21: Shoe size - 6.5 US but I can manage a 7 US too.

22: Eye color - Grey

23: Hair color - Ashy blonde, but I usually get it highlighted to be a brighter blonde

24: Favorite style of clothing - I'm super into the French girl vibe right now (elegany, classy, ribbed sweaters tucked into high waisted jeans or dress pants, a blazer thrown over and a nice gold necklace) but I'm also really into a summery boho look (flowy maxi dresses and skirts)

25: Ever done a prank call? No

27: Meaning behind my URL - On this account, it's just my name and then 'muses' because this account is just me talking to myself tbh. My main account is called autumnsletters which is just a combo of my fav things: autumn and handwritten love letters, and finally, my embarrassing taylor swift account is called sixteenavenue which is a lyric from her song I Think He Knows where she mentions her heart skipping down sixteenth avenue.

28: Favorite movie - I feel like i don't have one answer bc I always have a different answer to this question lmao. I think it's called A Christmas Carol (the 2009 version w/ Jim Carrey). It just makes me feel cozy and warm inside. Also: Clueless.

29: Favorite song - All Too Well by Taylor Swift I think.

30: Favorite band - Of Monsters and Men

31: How I feel right now - I actually feel really happy today, which is a change lol. I had an awful week last week, but over the last couple of days I've just felt more creative and happier.

32: Someone I love - My mom

33: My current relationship status - Single

34: My relationship with my parents - Excellent.

35: Favorite holiday - Christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing i have -0 :'(

37: Tattoos and piercing i want - I want to get my ears pierced again bc the holes grew over. Low key want a nose piericing and low key want a tattoo on my collarbone (or somewhere around there)

38: The reason I joined Tumblr - Because everyone else had it and I felt left out LOL

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? - I don't have an ex

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? - No

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? - No i've never been kissed rip

42: When did I last hold hands? - never but it's ok bc i can hold my own hand

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? - Depending on what I'm doing. If I showered the night before and I'm just doing a very low-maintenance look, roughly 15-20 mins. On a normal day in which I shower in the morning and am trying to actually be presentable, roughly an hour.

44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? - Have YOU shaved MY legs? No. Have I shaved my own? Yes

45: Where am I right now? - My room

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? - Most likely I'm not drunk, but IF I WAS, it would be my friend, my mom, or my sister (my sister would probs make fun of me and film me tho tbh)

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? - Loud if I'm jamming with nothing else to do but sing along. If I'm trying to do something, I'll turn it down bc I can't focus with loud music (especially if I'm trying to write something/talk to someone/text someone)

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? - My mom bc my dads dead

49: Am I excited for anything? - My sister and I are going to Banff in about three weeks so I'm excited for a getaway.

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? - No

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? - I work in retail so

52: When was the last time I hugged someone? - I don't know. I think I hugged my mom at some point this week lol

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? - Bye bye babyyyy

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? - my cat

55: What is something I disliked about today? - I had to go to work

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - Taylor Alison Swift baby

57: What do I think about most? - Probably Taylor Swift.

58: What’s my strangest talent? - I can make stomach gurgling noises with my mouth closed.

59: Do I have any strange phobias? - Nah, pretty generic ones

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - Behind the camera

61: What was the last lie I told? - Some lady asked if a product was good and I said yes so I wouldn't have to help her find another one

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? - Neither what the hell

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - Neither

64: Do I believe in magic? - No

65: Do I believe in luck? - No

66: What's the weather like right now? - It's calm, but a little cloudy. It was really warm and sunny earlier, but it's gotten a little grey.

67: What was the last book I've read? - I just finished this series called The Winner's Curse by Marie Rutkoski and it was so good but so stressful omg. Still 5/5 stars.

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? - Yes

69: Do I have any nicknames? - Not really, but sometimes my coworkers call my Kayls

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had? - Oh my god when I was like 10 I fell during grounders and the bar hit me right on the cooch. Most painful event of my entire life.

71: Do I spend money or save it? - Spend it bitch

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? - No

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? - yes!! my blanket!!

74: Favorite animal? - I love hippos and I don't know why.

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? - Reading on my phone to avoid sleeping so I could prolong not going to work

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? - Devil. Kind of like Satan The Devil is his full name

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? - Shake It Off

78: How can you win my heart? - Learning Taylor Swift's entire discography for my sake

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? - tbh I really don't know

80: What is my favorite word? - Wonderstruck

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr - n/a

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? - stream fearless taylor's version

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? - no

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? - Healing

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? - N/A

86: What is my current desktop picture? - it's a misty forest

87: Had sex? - no

88: Bought condoms? - no

89: Gotten pregnant? - no

90: Failed a class? - yes

91: Kissed a boy? - no

92: Kissed a girl? - no

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? - no but it's a dream

94: Had a job? - I've had two so far

95: Left the house without my wallet? - Yes, sometimes I do it on purpose so I can make my mom pay for something lmao (chill i'm talking something small like candy)

96: Bullied someone on the internet? - no

97: Had sex in public? - no

98: Played on a sports team? - no

99: Smoked weed? - no

100: Did drugs? - no

101: Smoked cigarettes? - no

102: Drank alcohol? - yes

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? - no

104: Been overweight? - I feel overweight, but technically no

105: Been underweight? - No

106: Been to a wedding? - Yes

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? - Yes, but not since I was younger. I'm mostly on my phone now.

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? - Oh yeah lmao

109: Been outside my home country? - No

110: Gotten my heart broken? - Yes

111: Been to a professional sports game? - No

112: Broken a bone? - No

113: Cut myself? - Yes

114: Been to prom? - Sort of. I'm Canadian so I had grad.

115: Been in airplane? - No

116: Fly by helicopter? - No

117: What concerts have I been to? - Jonas Brothers when I was about 10 lmao and Marianas Trench when I was 15

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? - No

119: Learned another language? - Tried to

120: Wore make up? - Yes. I do work at a makeup store.

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? - no

122: Had oral sex? - no

123: Dyed my hair? - not a funky color, no

124: Voted in a presidential election? - Sort of; I voted for a prime minister

125: Rode in an ambulance? - Yes

126: Had a surgery? - No

127: Met someone famous? - No

128: Stalked someone on a social network? - No

129: Peed outside? - No

130: Been fishing? - No

131: Helped with charity? - Yes

132: Been rejected by a crush? - No bc I never fessed up to any crush lol

133: Broken a mirror? - No

134: What do I want for birthday? - A jewelry box

[isrustandstardust]

1: Full name: Selena.

2: Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

3: 3 Fears: Abandonment. Not being good enough. Being lied to.

4: 3 things I love: Bones. Corpses. Books.

5: 4 turns on: Intelligence. Perversions. Sarcasm. Violence.

6: 4 turns off: Stupidity. Ignorance. Lack of hygiene. High pitched voices.

7: My best friend: Is the best bitch ever.

8: Sexual orientation: Bisex.

9: My best first date: A dinner and a walk by the lake.

10: How tall am I: 165 cm.

11: What do I miss: Woland, sometimes.

12: What time were I born: 3.45 a.m.

13: Favourite color: Teal.

14: Do I have a crush: Yup.

15: Favourite quote: So it goes.

16: Favourite place: Como.

17: Favourite food: Red meat, raw.

18: Do I use sarcasm: Way too much.

19: What am I listening to right now: I’m watching ‘my 600lb life’ on tv.

20: First thing I notice in new person: If he looks me in the eyes or not.

21: Shoe size: 38/39.

22: Eye color: Reddish brown.

23: Hair color: Chocolate.

24: Favourite style of clothing: Urban/edgy/grunge.

25: Ever done a prank call? When I was little.

26: What colour of underwear I'm wearing now? Black.

27: Meaning behind my URL: It’s a Nabokov’s quote.

28: Favourite movies: The Fountain, In the mood for love, Bin Jip, The pillow book, Only lovers left alive, Stoker.

29: Favourite song: Too hard to say.

30: Favourite band: Same. Maybe Tool.

31: How I feel right now: Relaxed.

32: Someone I love: My hubby.

33: My current relationship status: Happily married.

34: My relationship with my parents: No relationship with my mother, a distant one with my father.

35: Favourite holiday: Christmas.

36: Tattoos and piercing I have: 15 tattoos, no piercings atm.

37: Tattoos and piercing I want: I want to do some surfaces again and I want to ink both my arms. Full sleeves.

38: The reason I joined Tumblr: I wanted a safe space to write.

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? No, we just have no relationship whatsoever.

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? When my husband is on tour.

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Yup.

42: When did I last hold hands? A few hours ago.

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 20 minutes.

44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? Nope, I don’t need it.

45: Where am I right now? On the couch.

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? My husband, my friends.

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Way too loud!

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? No. I live by myself since I was 18.

49: Am I excited for anything? In a few days I’ll begin renovating my home!

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Sure.

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Daily.

52: When was the last time I hugged someone? Today.

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? That could be a problem.

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? No, I’m very careful when it comes to trust people.

55: What is something I disliked about today? My stomach aching like crazy.

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? I’d love to have a chat with Jodorowsky.

57: What do I think about most? Work, work, work.

58: What’s my strangest talent? I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.

59: Do I have any strange phobias? Deep water, strange fishes.

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind, I’m a director, not an actress.

61: What was the last lie I told? I’m not hungry.

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Texting.

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I believe in aliens, I’m fairly sure that something similar to ghost actually exist.

64: Do I believe in magic? Kinda.

65: Do I believe in luck? Yup.

66: What's the weather like right now? Fucking cold.

67: What was the last book I've read? A criminology book.

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? A lot.

69: Do I have any nicknames? MissFortune, Sally.

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had? Never had one.

71: Do I spend money or save it? Save it. I know what it means to have nothing. At all. I don’t want to find myself in that situation ever again.

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? Nope.

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? Nope. I don’t like pink very much.

74: Favourite animal? Snakes, moths.

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Still working.

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? I know his name is Woland.

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Do you realize - the flaming lips.

78: How can you win my heart? Be kind, be honest.

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? I don’t want a tombstone, I want to be cremated.

80: What is my favorite word? Weltschmerz.

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr. No idea tbh.

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Read a book, study something, stop being stupid.

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Nope.

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Mind control.

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? When was the last time you ate?

86: What is my current desktop picture? Mass Effect’s reapers attacking earth.

87: Had sex? Two days ago.

88: Bought condoms? A few years ago.

89: Gotten pregnant? Never.

90: Failed a class? Never.

91: Kissed a boy? A man. A few minutes ago.

92: Kissed a girl? Cannot recall.

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Yup.

94: Had job? Of course.

95: Left the house without my wallet? Maybe.

96: Bullied someone on the internet? Nope, been bullied tho.

97: Had sex in public? Yep.

98: Played on a sports team? Nope.

99: Smoked weed? Yes.

100: Did drugs? Three times.

101: Smoked cigarettes? Yup.

102: Drank alcohol? Of course.

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Nope, been vegan for a year but my health went to hell.

104: Been overweight? I was a little chubby when I was little.

105: Been underweight? Almost all my adult life.

106: Been to a wedding? Sure.

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Daily.

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Yup. I love binge watching things.

109: Been outside my home country? Sure.

110: Gotten my heart broken? Once.

111: Been to a professional sports game? No.

112: Broken a bone? Never.

113: Cut myself? I self harmed for years. Been clean for the past four and a half.

114: Been to prom? No.

115: Been in airplane? Yup.

116: Fly by helicopter? No, but I’d love to.

117: What concerts have I been to? Slayeeeeeeer! This is the first that comes to mind.

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Of course.

119: Learned another language? Yup.

120: Wore make up? Daily.

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? Nope.

122: Had oral sex? Sure.

123: Dyed my hair? The last time I went blonde for my wedding, almost three years ago.

124: Voted in a presidential election? I voted, here in Italy, for every election.

125: Rode in an ambulance? Sadly, yes.

126: Had a surgery? Nope.

127: Met someone famous? More or less.

128: Stalked someone on a social network? A few times.

129: Peed outside? Yup.

130: Been fishing? I actually enjoy it a lot.

131: Helped with charity? Not that I recall.

132: Been rejected by a crush? Not in a while.

133: Broken a mirror? Nope.

134: What do I want for birthday? Being spoiled.

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? One. Nero if he’s a boy, Alya if she’s a girl.

136: Was I named after anyone? After a book character.

137: Do I like my handwriting? It’s not bad.

138: What was my favourite toy as a child? I didn’t have one. Maybe my art supplies.

139: Favourite Tv Show? Atm: Supersized vs Superskinny.

140: Where do I want to live when older? Iceland.

141: Play any musical instrument? I’m learning to play drums.

142: One of my scars, how did I get it? Almost all my scars are from self harming.

143: Favourite pizza toping? Cheeeeeeeeeese!

144: Am I afraid of the dark? Nope. I feel at home in it.

145: Am I afraid of heights? A lot.

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Doing something bad, surely.

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Sometimes.

148: What I'm really bad at: Bowling.

149: What my greatest achievments are: I earn my own living since I was 18.

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: That I should never been born, I guess.

151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery: Sell my house and go live abroad.

152: What do I like about myself: My willpower.

153: My closest Tumblr friend: I don’t have one.

154: Something I fantasise about: My future.

155: Any question I’d like: I have no preferences, ask away.

[toothsy]

Get to know me

My friend : *comes to me randomly* HEY

Me: *jumps* geez you scared me..

My friend : You have a blog on tumblr, right ?

Me : uh... yeah ? I don’t wanna talk about what I write on it plea-

My friend : NONONO that’s not what I want to talk about. Knowing you, you probably didn’t say anything about yourself on your blog :

Me : well-

My friend : SO - I found this *show me the post* - and - hope u do it.

Me : *shrugs* fine

(Just letting you know how I found this -)

A/N : I know I don’t have a lot of followers and probably no one wanna know who I am but I just wanted to do it

And my friends wanted me to do it too, so uh, here it goes

1. What is you middle name? Don’t have one ?

2. How old are you? 14- I’m 15 in December 2 though

3. When is your birthday? December 2

4. What is your zodiac sign? Sagittarius heh

5. What is your favorite color? Hmm, would say blue or green

6. What’s your lucky number? Hmm... would say 13 ?

7. Do you have any pets? Okay hum... 11 dogs - and 3 fish

8. Where are you from? Canada, Quebec to be more specific...

9. How tall are you? Okay please... don’t - laugh at me for this... but I’m 4’9. Which is totally small ugh

10. What shoe size are you? 36-5.5, something like that

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2

12. What was your last dream about? It was pretty weird - but it was just me drinking coffee until my sister came in and said I forgot to put cream in it and then I said ‘’but I like black coffee’’

13. What talents do you have? I draw, I write, I play piano, lil bit of guitar and trumpet , dunno if I should call myself talented though

14. Are you psychic in any way? No ? I don’t know ?

15. Favorite song? Hmm, I wouldn’t say I have a favorite one, but I’m listening to Billie Eilish a lot

16. Favorite movie? Aaargagsgaga, Jurassic Park, since I’m 4 so...

17. Who would be your ideal partner? *shrugs* honestly I don’t even care about the personality of the person (I mean, except if the person is really an asshole) as long as they’re here for me

And laugh at my terrible puns.

18. Do you want children? Hell no, well at least really not right now. Some kids really gets on my nerves honestly ;;’ and one of my worst phobia is too much pain so -

19. Do you want a church wedding? Heh, not really into that stuff, but it could change, depends I guess.

20. Are you religious? Not really

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Well - of course -

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Nah never, I’m a cool person honestly xd

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? No but would love to

24. Baths or showers? I really like both, it depends I guess

25. What color socks are you wearing? Black uwu

26. Have you ever been famous? hahahHA no

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Huh, I’m scared of being overwhelmed by people so maybe not xd

28. What type of music do you like? Depends, I like calm and rock music, weird huh

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? No ?

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 3, I feel like if I don’t hug something while sleeping - I just don’t sleep well, and yes , I also sleep with a plushie ‘cuz of this

31. What position do you usually sleep in? Lateral safety position

32. How big is your house? *shrugs* big enough for 4 people

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Rice Krispies, believe it or not, I love them. This and milk obviously

34. Have you ever fired a gun? No

35. Have you ever tried archery? Neither

36. Favorite clean word? Geez ? Dunno

37. Favorite swear word? Fuck, I’m saying this a lot and also, in Quebec there’s some swear words that came from religion - which I say them a lot too

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 1 complete day I guess

39. Do you have any scars? Yep, on my arms

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Nop, who would be a secret admirer for a loser like me ? x)

41. Are you a good liar? Nop that’s why I never lie

42. Are you a good judge of character? Not really

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? English accent and french accent (because french from France And from Quebec have different accents)

44. Do you have a strong accent? Not really

45. What is your favorite accent? British accent didndkdnnd

46. What is your personality type? Mine ? Would say a really nervous but acts like a chill person every time, never sleeps, always do puns and not funny jokes and ... I’m tomboy.

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Oh- would say shoes for running for now

48. Can you curl your tongue? Yep

49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie

50. Left or right handed? Right handed

51. Are you scared of spiders? Nop !! I love them, I want a tarantula when I’ll be older

52. Favorite food? Sushis and shrimps

53. Favorite foreign food? Hmmm dunno

54. Are you a clean or messy person? Messy

55. Most used phrased? ‘’Aw shit, here we go again’’

56. Most used word? Geez, shit, aw, oh, welp, heh.

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Not too long, I don’t put makeup or anything, just anything baggy and then we’re outta here

58. Do you have much of an ego? Nop, actually, I don’t have one at all xd

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? ... definitely weird questions for people like me but I suck.

60. Do you talk to yourself? When I’m angry xd

61. Do you sing to yourself? Nop

62. Are you a good singer? Dunno, it’s not too bad but not great either

63. Biggest Fear? Hmm height

64. Are you a gossip? Nah

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? Don’t like drama :v

66. Do you like long or short hair? For me I prefer short hair, but I like both for the others

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? No but I can tell you a part of the book 50 shades of- *my friend slaps my head* ow

68. Favorite school subject? English and music

69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Nop and will probably never

71. What makes you nervous? People coming into my room without permissions, people talking shit about me, my dad, but nothing else x)

72. Are you scared of the dark? Nop

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? I do it just to be funny when I know it’s in a good time to do it, but never for anything else

74. Are you ticklish? Yes, really

75. Have you ever started a rumor? Nop and would never. I had a lot of rumors about me in my old school and it’s definitely not pleasant so I’ll never do that

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Nop

77. Have you ever drank underage? Yes - a - lot. Sorry :’v

78. Have you ever done drugs? Nop and would never

79. Who was your first real crush? Huh... real crush ? I had small crushes but never real ones... except Bakugo.. *cough* sorry

80. How many piercings do you have? Only on my ears and never put earrings ah

81. Can you roll your Rs?“ Nah

82. How fast can you type? Pretty fast

83. How fast can you run? Not fast

84. What color is your hair? Blond, naturally blond (hate that color tho.)

85. What color is your eyes? Blue

86. What are you allergic to? Nothing right now

87. Do you keep a journal? Nop

88. What do your parents do? Right now they fight, but huh. Nothing

Oh- jobs, idk

89. Do you like your age? I’ll be in paradise once I’ll be in 15, since I’ll finally start my driving lessons

90. What makes you angry? People not accepting the others and being close minded (my dad most)

91. Do you like your own name? No, I would like an unisex one like Max

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Huuuh, don’t want kids. But it would be Maxine for a girl and Jay/Jeff for a guy

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Doesn’t matter, as long as they’re my kid right ?

94. What are you strengths? Hmm, dunno, would be my endurance ?

95. What are your weaknesses? Social skills lmao

96. How did you get your name? ?? My parents - oh

For my user I just took Tooth put an sy to make it look ‘cute’, I’m sure it’s not tho

97. Were your ancestors royalty? Don’t think so

98. Do you have any scars? Yes... I think it was already asked ? On my arms.

99. Color of your bedspread? Blue

100. Color of your room? White walls

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Anyway, hope you like it uwu

[thisismyhellx]

All of themsssssss

1: Name: Elizabeth

2: Age: 25

3: 3 Fears: Failure, Being replaced, Never good enough

4: 3 things I love: Artsy Shit, Working, Reading(When I can)

5: 4 turns on: Intimacy on a mental level, Choking, Submissiveness(when applicable), soft kisses on tender areas.

6: 4 turns off: Cocky, Entitled, “Fuck and Chuck”, Not respecting me.

7: My best friend: I have more than one; Michele, Heather, Kayla, Stacy and Brandon

8: Sexual orientation: Swirly.

9: My best first date: Meh.

10: How tall am I: 5′6″

11: What do I miss: Not feeling tired.

12: What time were I born: 4am? Fuck if I know

13: Favorite color: Blue, or color combos Electric blue/hot pink

14: Do I have a crush: Yes

15: Favorite quote: 

It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

16: Favorite place: Under the stars

17: Favorite food: Italian, Chinese

18: Do I use sarcasm: Really?

19: What am I listening to right now: Advertisements

20: First thing I notice in new person: Aura

21: Shoe size: 7.5/8

22: Eye color: Blue

23: Hair color; Natural? Brunette, Current? Blue.

24: Favorite style of clothing: Huh?

25: Ever done a prank call? When I was younger

27: Meaning behind my URL: This is my hell....?

28: Favorite movie: Don't make me choose.

29: Favorite song: Depends on the day.

30: Favorite band: I REFUSE TO CHOOSE.

31: How I feel right now: Sickly

32: Someone I love: My family.

33: My current relationship status: Taken

34: My relationship with my parents: Biological? Different than most.

35: Favorite holiday: Halloween

36: Tattoos and piercing i have: Not sure how many ear piercings I have other than my main ones that are 0g. I have 3 tattoos.

37: Tattoos and piercing i want: A lot

38: The reason I joined Tumblr: Senior in HS looking for an outlet.

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I should. I don't know what he thinks nor do I care.

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? Not usually.

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Nope

42: When did I last hold hands?  For work or pleasure cause the latter has been a minute.

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Depends on where I’m going, but normally between 10-30 mins.

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? Nope... >_

45: Where am I right now? Work.

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Probably my drunk ass.

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Depends on my mood.

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Neither

49: Am I excited for anything? BEDTIME

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Yes

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Majority.

52: When was the last time I hugged someone? Today

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? My heart... it wouldn't feel good..

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Most likely.

55: What is something I disliked about today? Yes.. mostly Im cold...

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? I really have little desire to meet someone? Iunno. Where’s my sugar daddy! (Maybe could meet Frank Iero though...)

57: What do I think about most? Everything at once or nothing at all.

58: What’s my strangest talent? I can crack my big toes unlimited times.

59: Do I have any strange phobias? Nail Clippers.

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind

61: What was the last lie I told? “I’m just tired”

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Neither

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Both but ghosts hardcore

64: Do I believe in magic? Absolutely.

65: Do I believe in luck? Yes

66: What’s the weather like right now? Raining and cold

67: What was the last book I’ve read? “Tennyson” by Leslie M M Blume

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Love it

69: Do I have any nicknames? Liz, Izzy, Awalabash, Blue

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? Im not sure I’ve actually had an “injury”, but my knees are definitely shit.

71: Do I spend money or save it? Save, unless I HAVE to have it.

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? Nope

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? Yes my tervis

74: Favorite animal? Cats. any cats.

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Working

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Didn't know he had one.

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Always is a strong word, but want me to race down the highway? KICKSTART MY HEART; MOTLEY CRUE. Want me to feel things? “Would you love a monster man?”; Lordi, want me to sing my heart out? Basically anything throwback to HS or ANYTHING Panic! ATD I could go on...

78: How can you win my heart? Its really hard to win my heart, but once I fall, I fall hard. I love immensely and its dangerous.

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? Don't really want to fucking think about it.

80: What is my favorite word? Clusterfuck

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: According to tumblr? @stayfree86, @iampikachuhearmeroar, @dailyhangover, @kiddysa-bunnpire, @belovedgoofball

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? The world needs to be kinder...

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Not that I know of.

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Invisibility.

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ....

86: What is my current desktop picture? Stock

87: Had sex? yep.

88: Bought condoms? Yes

89: Gotten pregnant? Nope

90: Failed a class? Yes

91: Kissed a boy? Yes

92: Kissed a girl? Yes

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Kind of.. not magically like...

94: Had job? Multiple

95: Left the house without my wallet? Yes

96: Bullied someone on the internet? Never

97: Had sex in public? No

98: Played on a sports team? Yes

99: Smoked weed? A lot, not anymore

100: Did drugs? Never

101: Smoked cigarettes? My vice.

102: Drank alcohol? Yes

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Nope

104: Been overweight? My dad says I am.

105: Been underweight? In high school.

106: Been to a wedding? Yes

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Yes

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Yes

109: Been outside my home country? Twice

110: Gotten my heart broken? Of course.

111: Been to a professional sports game? Yes

112: Broken a bone? No

113: Cut myself? Yes...

114: Been to prom? Yes

115: Been in airplane? Yes

116: Fly by helicopter? No

117: What concerts have I been to? Insane Clown Posse, Slipknot/Marilyn Manson/Of Mice and Men, David Allen Coe

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Yes

119: Learned another language? Sort of

120: Wore make up? Yes

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? Yes (15)

122: Had oral sex? Yes

123: Dyed my hair? Yes

124: Voted in a presidential election? Yes

125: Rode in an ambulance? Not that I know of

126: Had a surgery? A few

127: Met someone famous? Not really?

128: Stalked someone on a social network? yep

129: Peed outside? Duh

130: Been fishing? Duh

131: Helped with charity? Donated

132: Been rejected by a crush? Yup.

133: Broken a mirror? Yes

134: What do I want for birthday? My birthday isn't special.

[dcddyrecper]

*Sends every single headcanon symbol from the last meme* :3

Send ❂ for a like headcanon.Death has a certain regard for people whom catch his fancy. He might find them cute, in their actions. Interesting or over all view them as more than a insect sitting at the table with him. (Especially in Dean's case, Death find's him cute, he thinks he see's the big pictures and he fails, but its human to fail, and its Dean's humanity that draws him. It's the same way in most cases, their is always something "shiny" about certain people.

Send ✄ for a favorite movie of my muse’s.Does watching humanity count as a movie..NO ? oh well... When he actually take in the cinema it's usually something one of his friends managed to drag him too. His favorite movie he's seen is the Crow, there was just something about the way the lines were delivered and how heavy the story line effected the crew that draw him to it. He personally went for Brandon Lee.

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

Send ✚ for one of my muse’s prized possessions.Many would assume his ring of status, this isn't so. One of Dee's most prized possessions is his Cadillac with the BUh-Bye license plate, no one ever said the Grim Reaper's white horse doesn't have a sense of humor. When Dee himself, never takes himself to seriously...his pale horse..another matter entirely. Still, its been his steed forever, and he does love it. In fact he feels bad for people who try to steal or vandalize it.

He's pretty sure Stephen King must have had an encounter with his car or one similar when he wrote Christine.

Send ✿ for a happy memory.It was Halloween he was in full Grim Reaper Regalia and he and Flip were working the night. Those who tormented little trick or treater’s were his prey. It never helped that anyone who screamed in shock and terror when he pulled the hood of his black robes back to expose the skeleton skull, than ran into the true mischief for the night.

On particularly rotten child. Who had never seen anything but the naughty list, had been bullying some children on his block.  So Dee had initially only set out to give him a small scare. The boy had insisted he was in a dime store costume--now Dee wasn't certain for sure what a dime store costume was, but the tone implied it was disrespectful. So he REALLY set out to scare the hell out of this child.

Knowing a certain Fairy absolutely helped. So when the pumpkins had animated and chased him into his yard. Than the shadows had risen when his parents reassured him their was nothing in the shadows. That is was all his imagination. No one said Fairy magic was just shimmer and shine. With the creaking of boards, and whispers of voices never quiet full sentences, and the weight of someone sitting on the bed next to him when no one was their.

It might have been gaslighting him--a little, but it was a wake up call.

The boy had assured himself it was ALL a DREAM but the next morning he paled even more. On his pillow in Flip's whimsical script was SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.

Send ♡ for a friendship headcanon. Friendships last forever with Dee, he remembers every single friend he ever had back to the start of what ever it was he and God were before they were what they are now. Dee take's his friendships very seriously, they are glimmers of humanity, and that he can care for people is always a marvel to him. So he is loyal to the memory. The person is never dead if not forgotten, and he knows excactly when a person is back in the gene pool, or when they have gone to a final rest. He always personally comes to get a friend. He feels its the least he can do as they have been his friend.  He might even call up a memory of who a person was, before they are who they are now.

Send ♬ for a childhood headcanon.He doesn't recall being a child, however, he does recall when the angels were children. His favorite was always Gabriel, the little trickster he had a certain air about him that Dee liked. The ability to not take himself to seriously.  Though it had to be said before he became a complete brat, Lucifer was also on his favorites list. Than he betrayed the trust and friendship that Dee had for him.

So the childhood memory he has is theirs, and it was when it rained for seven days and seven nights. God was much more wrathful back then, and he tasked the little angels with gathering people they'd like to see survive and place them on an island far away from the flooding--what became of them, who they became can only be guessed at--Dee acknowledge's nothing.

Send ☼ for a dream headcanon.Do things like Dee dream ? The answer is yes all things dream even if they do not recall it. His dreams span more than one galaxy. His dreams can spawn the worst of nightmares, yet--these never really effect him. When he is in the throes of nightmares, a whole village may well suffer from them. So he often secludes himself away. What can scare Death, very little. The nightmares are suffered by him but not his as he is in a state of awakened dreaming even when he is "Sleeping". Sometimes they can stir him enough to wake up. Other times not so much. The fears and terrors of humanity are what he experiences, as he has to, so he can better guide those on their final journey. Luckily, his entombment is very rare.

Send ♧ for a cooking headcanon.SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED NEAR A KITCHEN MUCH LESS IN IT...Ahem... As has been noted before, Dee makes himself accountable for the fire that broke out in Chicago. The Windy City was not accounted for when he attempted ..and is was an attempt, but the struggle was real. While he has infinate knowledge. He had no real practical skill of HOW to do the cooking, and well--mistakes were made. Send ❧ for a food headcanon.Dee love's food, of all kinds and any kinds. He often brings rare (and strange) treats from all over his travels to his friends. No really don't thank him. he sometimes forgets that the human body might not be able to handle some of the things he returns with -OPPS- always ask what's in it if it doesn't look like anything you've ever seen!.

Send ★ for a talent headcanon.While some people might not be aware. Dee is actually a very skilled Doctor, this is a talent for him as he rarely has a reason to use or practice the skill. He often carries a fully stocked doctor bag and is quiet capable even without his magic, of tending to the wounded, surgery all that entails. Very few people would know this of him as he's fairly closed mouth about the life he lives when he has his one day as a mortal. Send ❀ for a crush my muse has had.Anyone who thinks Dee has any form of game is deluding themselves. He wasn't even aware he could experience more intense love than the general affection for his friends and others. So when he first met his wife and he was smitten he didn't know how to tell her he liked her let alone that he was Death. She already knew, the perceptive type she was, and she gifted him with a small heart held by skeletal hands, and this is how he came to have a wife.  Send △ for a sex headcanon.-blank stare- All right so here we go. Dee doesn't actually have a gender, he is comfortable as a male or a female. He has worn both forms.  He was never particular interested in sex. It wasn't something that came up really. He's a primordial "thing" and the concept of being that entangled with anything was rather unappealing, or he thought this way until he fell in love with his wife. Than he had these emotions he had to work through, his feelings that he couldn't examine, why did he want to touch her , to hold her hand. To be near her. It was taxing trying to figure it out to be sure.

Send ➷ for a sports headcanon.Dee can kick box...he sarcastically asked Castial if they should kick box now. However, there was a point where it might have been an interest and he learned it.

Send ♤ for a ‘dislike’ headcanon.Please stop messing up the natural balance. He's had about enough this century to be sure. The Winchesters, Lucifer...all these people tossing off the cosmic balance. They really don't understand how much work they make for him. Which is troubling.

Send ♆ for something my muse hates.Being Bound...you want to find yourself on the wrathful side of Death, bind him. He can hold a grude--FOREVER.

Send ⊗ for a phobia headcanon.Death has no phobia's but he finds the fact that people have them to be intriguing.

Send ☾ for a sleep headcanon.He doesn't really have to sleep when his wife is tired though he likes to curl around her and cradle her close against him. He really doesn't take up a lot of space in a bed, but he finds it soothing and a comfort.

Send ✜ for a fear headcanon.I am just going to point to his fond memory--Dee particularly likes to make people who are rotten  but have a chance to change, fearful.

Send ☠ for a death headcanon.He is there for you, when it is your time. If you have questions, he has answers. Rest assured it is not Dust In The Wind. -ahem-

Send ◊ for a headcanon of the mun’s choice.X Dee's favorite health food is fish, and his favorite type is catfish

[astralgloss]

im a curious meanie so 1-134 muhahaha you get to relive the hell i just went through

etab i haTE U

1: Name

my name is marit lol but please just keep it mar

2: Age

i am 17 but i’ll b 18 in 2 months!!!!

3: 3 Fears

the dark, complete and utter loneliness, and clowns

4: 3 things I love

books, forest fruit tea, the sound of rain

5: 4 turns on

a nice smile that reaches the eyes, a nice smell, having a dog ngl, a soft touch

6: 4 turns off

extreme arrogance, insisting to pay for my meal if i want to pay bc its “what a man should do”, forcing lifestyles on me, not caring about my interests

7: My best friend

she does have tumblr but idk it but hey demi if u ever see this ur the bomb.com

8: Sexual orientation

im bi fam

9: My best first date

my bf and i went to amsterdam to go shopping and he followed me everywhere (even the bookshop even though he hates books) and idk i just love him it was a nice day

10: How tall am I

im 1,65m or 5′4″ but i can and will kick ur ass

11: What do I miss

nothing really??

12: What time was I born

ok so i asked my mom and she said i was born on a tuesday at exactly 12pm but i bet she’s lying

13: Favorite color

yellow!! im basic!!

14: Do I have a crush

well i sure hope so @ boyfriend

15: Favorite quote

to the stars who listen, and the dreams that are answered

16: Favorite place

my bf’s house tbh, specifically his bed

17: Favorite food

pizza, specifically the hot chicken one from ny pizza

18: Do I use sarcasm

nah fam (ofc i do im a little shit)

19: What am I listening to right now

god is a woman by ariana grande

20: First thing I notice in new person

how they look at other people when those people don’t notice it

21: Shoe size

38/39 idk the other size lol sorry 

22: Eye color

its blue but it changes with my mood (oh my god im so sorry im kidding please don’t hate me)

23: Hair color

im a blondie

24: Favorite style of clothing

sth casual but also a bit towards the punkish style, but i also rlly love looking tiny and soft and cute lol

25: Ever done a prank call?

ok so there’s this hotline for kids who have troubles with their parents and families but it was a shit hotline tbh so once i called it up with my friends pretending i was crying and the man on the phone asked me what was wrong so i told him that all my friends had fire type pokemon and i only had grass type pokemon and they kept beating me and i didnt know what to do and then man was so confused it was funny af

27: Meaning behind my URL

idk man i wanted a name that could b easy to remember and i was inspired by ridgeport tbh

28: Favorite movie

the perks of being a wallflower

29: Favorite song

Fav song atm is anything from p!atd's newest album and my fav song of all time is probably train of consequences by megadeth

30: Favorite band

megadeth lol

31: How I feel right now

pretty good but also annoyed bc i have to go to work in half an hour :(

32: Someone I love

my bf

33: My current relationship status

if u guys havent noticed by now im taken

34: My relationship with my parents

p ok

35: Favorite holiday

halloween/christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

I have my ears pierced and thats it lol

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

i rlly want a few bookish related tattoos, like a tiny raven, a little lightning bolt, and the city of velaris and then i also rlly want a sleeve tbh but imma be a teacher and idk if i can :/ about piercings: i rlly want a helix or tragus and maybe get second holes in my hearlobes

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

ok so ive been on tumblr for about 5 years and initially it was bc i was Depressed™ and then about a year ago i found out about simblr and i was hooked

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

tbh i dont even talk to him anymore i dont rlly care about him in any way

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

yes bih

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

hes my bf so yea lol

42: When did I last hold hands?

wednesday

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

about 45 minutes bc im lazy and i keep getting distracted

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

nope

45: Where am I right now?

in bed lol

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

either my bf or my best friend

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

depends on where i am

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

mom

49: Am I excited for anything?

tbh moving out but thats gonna take a few more years

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

*insert bf here*

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

every time im at work lol

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

wednesday

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

lol bye

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

nope

55: What is something I disliked about today?

the fact that i have to work a day shift instead of an evening shift

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

my internet friends tbh it’d be cool to meet all the people from my bookish discord or from @booptherat​‘s discord

57: What do I think about most?

what book i should read next

58: What’s my strangest talent?

i can finish a book in about 4 hours

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

not rlly? i hate the whole asmr thing tho ew

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

behind lol

61: What was the last lie I told?

i dont remember tbh

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

neither lol

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

look im not saying that believing that we’re the only living species in the entire universe is narcissistic, but it is. also dont fuck with ghosts

64: Do I believe in magic?

hell yes

65: Do I believe in luck?

hell yes

66: What’s the weather like right now?

idk probably cloudy and windy

67: What was the last book I’ve read?

fahrenheit 451 by ray bradbury 

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

nah not rlly

69: Do I have any nicknames?

i guess mar?

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

when i was 2 i fell from sth and slammed the corner of my eye onto the corner of a table and i couldve been blind but thank god im not

71: Do I spend money or save it?

both 

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

yup

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

post it notes

74: Favorite animal?

doggg

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

reading lol

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

idk man

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas lol

78: How can you win my heart?

give me a samoyed and a 1000 books

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

“a boss ass bitch”

80: What is my favorite word?

fuck?

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

@cubersims​ @imvikai​ @ridgeport​ @cowplant-pizza​ @bloomlet​ @tiptoptab​

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

spend fiddies, pet kitties, hold tiddies

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

not that i know of lol

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

the power to choose whatever power i want at any moment

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

“do you like working here?”

86: What is my current desktop picture?

its an august background from @emmastudies​

87: Had sex?

yes

88: Bought condoms?

no

89: Gotten pregnant?

no

90: Failed a class?

yes

91: Kissed a boy?

yup, i’ve been kissing my bf for about 2,5 years now lol

92: Kissed a girl?

yup, i’m living the bisexual dream lol

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

yes

94: Had job?

yes, im working at a movie theater right now!!

95: Left the house without my wallet?

tbh all the time now that i can pay with my phone

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

yea i used to but that was when i was 12 and i’d like to say that i’ve grown a lot in the past 5 years

97: Had sex in public?

nope

98: Played on a sports team?

yes

99: Smoked weed?

nope, even though i live like 20 minutes away from amsterdam lol

100: Did drugs?

nope

101: Smoked cigarettes?

nope

102: Drank alcohol?

yupppp, i love me some raspberry cider

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

nope

104: Been overweight?

nope

105: Been underweight?

nope

106: Been to a wedding?

yup

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

lol all the time tbh

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

yup

109: Been outside my home country?

yup, however never outside of europe tho

110: Gotten my heart broken?

a few times

111: Been to a professional sports game?

yess, i saw the dutch female volleyball team once!

112: Broken a bone?

nope

113: Cut myself?

yes

114: Been to prom?

we dont do prom in the netherlands lol

115: Been in airplane?

yes

116: Fly by helicopter?

nope

117: What concerts have I been to?

k3 (only dutchies and belgians remember this), one direction, megadeth, and ed sheeran

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

yupp

119: Learned another language?

i mean im from the netherlands and im fluent in english thanks to myself

120: Wore make up?

yuppp

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

yes

122: Had oral sex?

lol yes

123: Dyed my hair?

nope

124: Voted in a presidential election?

not old enough to vote :(

125: Rode in an ambulance?

nope

126: Had a surgery?

nope

127: Met someone famous?

nope

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

nope

129: Peed outside?

a few times lol

130: Been fishing?

nope

131: Helped with charity?

yep

132: Been rejected by a crush?

a few times

133: Broken a mirror?

lol yes

134: What do I want for birthday?

some books, money, cake, more books, makeup

[victorineb]

Alana Finds Out: Bed Sharing

This is a horribly belated birthday present for my marvellous murder twin, the wonderful @devereauxsdisease. All my apologies for the lateness, honey, and I hope you enjoy this latest bout of Hannigram being very, very bad boys xD.

Also on AO3.

“What about a camp bed?”

“A camp bed, sir?”

“Yes. A roll-away, a cot, hell I’ll take an inflatable mattress at this point.”

Alana watched as Will’s hand gestures passed the point of dramatic and into danger-to-bystanders, and rolled her eyes. She wasn’t exactly happy about the situation either, but she wasn’t making a scene. Will Graham could be a real drama queen when he wanted to – that whole shy, retiring puppy routine was just a convenient disguise.

“Sir, we are not the kind of establishment that retains such things as camp beds.” The receptionist drew out the last two syllables with a kind of officious sarcasm that made Alana smirk. Nice for Will to get a taste of his own snark for once.

“Will,” Hannibal’s voice rolled between the two opponents, smooth and placating. “The situation is not ideal, it is true, but we are lucky to have been provided a room at all at this late hour and without a booking. Please allow this gentleman to check us in and then we will see what arrangements can be made.”

For a moment Will looked like he might keep arguing, or possibly just deck Hannibal, but then he visibly deflated and stepped aside. Hannibal bestowed an approving smile upon him, to be met with a glare, so he turned it to Alana instead, adding what he probably imagined was a wink. She gave him a wide, warm smile in response – hopefully Will would just silently sulk his way through the night and make it easy to ignore him.

“I don’t see why I can’t just sleep in the car.”

Or not. Alana sighed as Will took up the same argument they’d been having since it became apparent that the worsening snowfall wasn’t safe to drive in and there was no way they’d be making it back from the (frustratingly unrewarding) case Jack had sent them out on until morning at the earliest. He would insist yet again that there was nothing wrong with sleeping in a car, that he’d done it plenty of times in his childhood and had turned out perfectly fine (debatable, Alana thought). And Hannibal would make the same completely obvious points that the weather was freezing, the hire car was cramped, and Jack would never forgive him if his prize empath returned to him either frozen or in need of emergency osteopathy. Round and round they went, as if they were more interested in poking at each other than in actually getting checked in at all.

She was getting really bored of this routine now.

“Hi, I’m sorry for my colleague,” she said, stepping up to the desk with an apologetic smile, “he has a phobia of letting people do nice things for him.” In the background, Will let out an indignant Hey! but she ignored him in favour of behaving like an actual grownup. “Is there anything else we need to do to check in, or can we leave you in peace and head on up to our room?”

“Thank you madam,” the receptionist said, with a conspiratorial smile, “if the gentleman will simply sign this form, I can hand over your key.”  

“Wonderful. Will, be quiet for two minutes and let Hannibal finish up so we can at least sit down while you complain.”

Will crossed his arms and glared at her but, thankfully, kept his mouth shut as Hannibal signed with a flourish and accepted their keys.

Funny, though, Alana could swear that the receptionist threw Hannibal a wink as they turned towards the elevators. Maybe he was just demonstrating how they worked.

“I’m going to sleep in the tub.”

Well, Alana wasn’t going to argue with that. If Will wanted to martyr himself while she enjoyed the enormous, luxurious looking bed in the arms of her enormous, luxurious boyfriend, that was his business.  

Sadly, Hannibal disagreed.

“I cannot allow you to do so, Will. Quite apart from the inconvenience of having to wake you should one of us require the use of the bathroom during the night, the potential damage to your back and neck is quite unacceptable.”

“Since when do you care about my body’s well-being?” Will growled.

Alana opened her mouth to object – Hannibal wasn’t the one who’d tried to have Will killed – but Hannibal got in before her.

“As I have told you before, Will, you are my friend. I care about you in all your aspects.” Will sneered but said nothing. “I also have no qualms about telling you when you are being foolish. The bed is more than large enough to fit all of us and we are all, I hope, mature enough to spend one night together without disaster.”

Will looked mutinous, and his continued unpleasant behaviour rubbed Alana the wrong way. “Will, you’re behaving like a child. Hannibal’s right, let’s just put our differences to one side and get some sleep,” she told him, exasperated.

“Fine. But we’re going top to tail.”

Hannibal raised an eyebrow with what looked remarkably close to a look of incredulity. Alana translated for him: “He means he’ll sleep with his head at the foot of the bed.”

The look of incredulity turned to one of faint distaste. “I would prefer not to sleep with your feet next to my nose.”

Will snorted. “I’ll shower beforehand, doctor, I wouldn’t dare compromise your delicate nasal sensibilities.”

“Even so, I would prefer not to be kicked in the middle of the night and I am aware you tend to be somewhat of a restless sleeper.”

“I don’t need to be asleep to want to kick your teeth in.”

“Will!” Alana seethed. “Hannibal saved us from a freezing night in the car, at his own expense, and all you can do is behave like a thug. I really thought better of you.” A thought occurred to her. “And anyway, who says you’ll be sleeping next to Hannibal?”

Both men looked at her with expressions entirely devoid of intelligence.

“Excuse me?” Will blurted.

“I’ll sleep between you.” And she definitely wouldn’t mention the fantasies she’d had involving exactly that.

Will just goggled at her, mouth flapping like one of his landed fish, and Alana stared right back, realising belatedly that Will might well have read that thought on her face. And then, horribly, realising that he probably had entertained fantasies of a similar nature.

Sans Hannibal of course.

Maybe this was a really bad idea…

“I’m afraid I could not allow that either, Alana,” Hannibal’s voice cut softly through her thoughts. She turned her rapidly-flushing face away from Will’s own rosy cheeks to look over at him. “I could hardly call myself a gentleman if I allowed my significant other to be put in such a position. Besides which, I must admit, I am too possessive to bear the thought of it. No, if anyone is to sacrifice their comfort in this situation, it will be me.”

Behind them, Will snorted, and muttered something that Alana couldn’t quite make out but that apparently required a full-body eye roll. Then he let out an exaggerated sigh and flapped his hands in defeat. “Look, it’s fine, I’ll sleep next to Hannibal. Head where it’s supposed to be,” he added, petulantly. “I’m sure you two will be playing big spoon, little spoon anyway.” He sounded bitter, and if Alana hadn’t been completely exhausted, she might have called him out on his jealousy. Instead, she just threw an exasperated smile at Hannibal, who stroked a hand through her hair and leaned in to brush a kiss against her cheek.

“Thank you, Will,” he said, moving away from Alana to hang up his coat. “I know it’s hardly ideal but it will be better if we all try to make the best of it.”

Will just glared and stomped off to the bathroom, slamming the door behind him.

They managed another three arguments before finally getting into bed (the biggest of which concerned the fact that Hannibal wasn’t wearing an undershirt and would therefore have to sleep in nothing but his underwear, a fact which caused Will to turn a most interesting shade of puce). However, eventually Alana found herself with Hannibal’s thickly-furred chest spooned up against her (she ignored Will’s derisive snort upon discovering he had been right about their sleeping positions). Closing her eyes, she could imagine that it was just her and Hannibal, tucked up on a romantic getaway, no surly third wheel empaths in tow.

At least, she could until it turned out Will was the type who needed to change positions every two minutes in order to get comfortable, and made plenty of noise doing it. She sighed and snuggled deeper into Hannibal’s pelt. Let Will grouse all he liked, she was definitely the winner here.

Alana awoke in the pre-dawn gloom, shaking off the remnants of a dream of being suffocated by the whole of Will’s pack sleeping on her, Applesauce joining them to lie on her head. Cracking an eye open, she quickly ascertained that the cause of her nightmare was also the reason she was covered in sweat despite the temperature-controlled room: at some point during the night, her bedmates had shucked off the covers and deposited them on top of her. If Hannibal had been conscious, she would have been shocked at the rudeness. Though at least he’d stopped spooning her, she reflected, as she freed herself from her Egyptian cotton prison and sat up, otherwise she might simply have melted… away…

Oh.

Apparently Hannibal hadn’t released her from his arms because he was hot. Or rather, he was hot, just not for her.

Her boyfriend and the man who had tried to have him killed were twined about each other, a picture of peaceful intimacy. The lack of blankets left nothing to the imagination: Will and Hannibal lay facing each other, Will with one leg hitched over Hannibal’s thigh, a hand lain on top of his chest, Hannibal with both arms locked protectively around Will’s torso. And, as if to add insult to injury, Will’s head was in the exact position Alana’s had been so many times, buried in Hannibal’s neck, while Hannibal…

Alana realised with a jolt that while Hannibal usually held her after sex, it was never like this. His arms were always loose, his head fallen back against his pillow, maintaining a distance even in their most intimate moments. But now, he was embracing Will like the man would have to fight to get free, and his head was bent low against Will’s, his nose and mouth buried in sleep-mussed curls. He looked…

Well, they looked…

Shit.

They looked like they fit. Like they’d always meant to be like this. Like anyone who tried to get between them would only ever be in the way.

Exactly how they always looked, in other words.

They looked fucking perfect and it was pissing Alana off because now she thought about it, it was so fucking obvious. The way they spoke like it was a dance, the way they stood just that little bit too close, the way their eyes would instantly find the other’s in any room. Dammit, could she really yell at them for falling in love? She wasn’t even sure there was anything to shout about - for all she knew, they were no wiser about their feelings themselves. In fact, there was a good chance they were going to wake up and freak out… well, Will would freak out at least. Hannibal would be all reasonable and charming and they’d spend at least three days debating their feelings with liberal use of pretentious and obscure metaphors and, holy shit there was no way Alana was going to be around for that clusterfuck.

She needed to get out of this room before the two idiots involved her any more in their romantic snafu.

Moving as silently as possible, she slid from the bed and took stock of the situation. There were no bags to pack, all she had on her was her purse and briefcase, both neatly stacked on a chair and easily grabbed. All she had to do before getting out of the room was change back into her clothes and smooth down the worst of her bed head. She could be in a taxi (at Hannibal’s expense, obviously) and on her way back to Baltimore before either of the two sleeping beauties could wake up and start trying to pretend they were “just friends” again.

Maybe she’d even leave them a note. Just kiss already. Love, everyone who’s ever met you.

Plan made, she crept into the bathroom, grabbing her clothes on the way, and closed the door softly behind her. Blessing the gods of five star hotels for complimentary toothpaste, she cleaned up as best she could and pulled on her clothes, reflecting that if Hannibal’s idea of courtship included being accused of murder and nearly killed, she was probably better out of that relationship.

And then she heard it, a sleepy grunt that signalled somebody was on the verge of waking. She looked to the door and tried to calculate if she could feasibly flee before whoever was now awake could stop her. She stepped towards it, reasoning that even if they did try, who was gonna be the one who made it to the car – the fully dressed woman or the half-naked man with bedhead and a guilty expression? Even Hannibal couldn’t bring dignity to that look.

Sadly, her escape was not to be, for just as she reached for the handle, another noise filtered through the door. Not a grunt this time, but the sound of Will sleepily asking, “Where am… what… Hannibal?”

Oh, wonderful. Now she was going to be treated to the full symphonic experience of Will Graham in emotional freefall.

“Hannibal… I…”

“Will, let me…”

Yup, here it comes.

“Oh god, Hannibal… that feels so good…”

Wait, what?

That was definitely not the sound of an emotional breakdown. Unless emotional breakdowns involve moaning someone’s name in such a blatantly pornographic tone that Alana was sure she was blushing on Will’s behalf.

But surely they weren’t going to… not when she could still have been in bed next to them… they wouldn’t…

“Ohhhhhhhhh, Will please, don’t stop!”

Well. Fuck.

What followed were the longest thirteen minutes of Alana’s life, during which she learned that, unless one is an active participant in proceedings, sex noises and dirty talk are nothing short of completely mortifying.

Like this, just like… ohhh… ohhhhhhh Will!

Ah, fuck, Hannibal not so hard… hey, I didn’t tell you to stop, just don’t rip it off!

Come on, baby (baby! Who knew Will Graham was one for pet names?), I’m so close.

Beautiful… oh… yes there… yes… *incomprehensible moaning in French*

Yeah, you like that, baby? Gonna get inside you next time, gonna make you feel it.

Honestly, it was like listening to badly produced porn. Plus Hannibal kept making this really strange high-pitched mewling noise that she was sure he’d never made around her. Will seemed to like it though, if his increase in baby’s was anything to go by.

Finally, they finished, with what could only be described as a squeal from Will that made Alana extremely glad she’d never let him get further than a kiss. She could hear them panting, no doubt gazing into each other’s eyes, as if they were the first people ever to give each other orgasms.

Bastards.

At this point, Will finally started in with the predicted shrieking:

“Oh fuck, we forgot about Alana!”

“Who?”

Who?! Oh that is not going to stand.

“Ok, I was just going to sneak out quietly and concede defeat,” Alana growled as she marched out of the bathroom and towards the bed, “but the better part of a decade listening to your pretentious lectures on art and drinking your terrible beer – seriously, what do you put in that stuff, Hannibal? – means I deserve better than a ‘Who?’”

She paused to shoot a withering look at Will, who was trying to pull the covers up to his chin, despite still wearing his t-shirt. Hannibal was still shamelessly flashing his pelt, of course.

“Oh please, Will, as if I haven’t seen both of you dressed for bed,” she snarked, enjoying the look of jealous confusion that flashed across Hannibal’s face. Will could explain that one if he felt like it.

“Alana, I’m… it isn’t… and we haven’t…” Will stammered, giving up the struggle with the bedsheets and dropping his head into his hands instead.

“I genuinely don’t give a fuck, Will. Even though I just heard loud and clear that it is and you have.” They gaped at her, unattractively. There was a piece of Hannibal’s hair standing straight up on end that added to the effect, and it took every ounce of willpower Alana had to keep from laughing in his face. “No, seriously, it was a great show. Bit too heavy on the ‘baby’s, and some of the noises Hannibal was making were just weird, but overall you got the job done. A solid seven out of ten, but it was your first time, so I bet you can bump it up to an eight if you practice really hard.”

By this point Will had turned so red Alana was mildly concerned he might burn up from the inside, and even Hannibal looked as if he was squirming a little. Time to really put the knife in, she decided.

“There’s really just one thing to say before I go – and I’m taking the car, by the way, you can make your own way back. I just have to wonder – how is Will going to react when he finds out that you set this little stunt up?”

“He what?” Will yelled, as Hannibal pulled out the most innocent of his faces, the one that would never fool Alana again after this debacle.

“I’m afraid you are mistaken, Alana, or perhaps trying to discredit-”

“Shut up, Hannibal. I saw the wink the receptionist gave you last night. I thought he was just flirting, but when I think about it, you were so eager to get into the building before the rest of us. Almost rude, even, leaving us to park the car while you ran off into the warm. Paid him off to tell us there was only one room, right?”

“Oh god,” Will groaned, and, seeing that he wasn’t convincing anyone anymore, Hannibal allowed a smug expression to overtake his innocent one.

“Very clever of you, Alana,” he purred. “I must admit, I did not intend for things to go quite this far-”

“You mean you didn’t intentionally give Will a handjob whilst I was in earshot?” Alana snapped.

“Um…” Will shot her a look that she was sure he’d copied from one of the dogs when they’d been caught doing something naughty. Buster, probably. “Hannibal wasn’t, technically, the one giving the handjob. Not that that excuses him!” he added hastily, off Alana’s furious glare. “But… um… could I just check something for a minute?”

Alana’s glare turned incredulous. “What, Will, could you possibly have to check right now? The location of your dignity? Because I assure you that went out the window along with the last remaining shreds of our friendship.”

Will seemed to deflate for a second, then hauled himself up straight and looked her straight in the face. “Ok, that makes this easier.” He turned to Hannibal, who was gazing at him curiously. “You set all this up so that you could trick me into bed?”

“Not exactly that, no. I merely wished for you to deal with your feelings for me.”

Will rolled his eyes. “There had to be easier ways, Hannibal.”

“I did not plan it in advance, I merely took the opportunity that presented itself.”

“You went to a lot of trouble just on the off chance.”

“I have been to far more trouble than this for you, dear Will,” Hannibal said, gazing at him with a frankly gooey expression that turned Alana’s stomach. Unfortunately, as she turned from one unpleasantly lovestruck face, she found that Will was wearing a similarly sappy look on his.

“Yeah,” he said, with an obnoxiously wistful tone. “Prefer the outcome this time though.”

“Oh for fuck’s sake, you’re both as bad as each other!” Alana yelled, beyond exasperated with the pair of them. She turned to leave, and then realised that, while that first attempt was admittedly crude, she had a far more elegant way to mess with her former friends’ heads.

She slid back round and, with a casually cruel tone said, “By the way, Will, did you know Hannibal hates your dogs?”

Will’s head snapped round in shock. “He… he does?”

“Oh yeah, he talks about it all the time.” Then she added, with every appearance of seriousness, “Especially Buster. He thinks he’s rude.” And, grinning at the devastated look on Will’s face, and the murderous one on Hannibal’s, she pivoted, grabbed the car keys, and strode out.

And turned the Do Not Disturb sign to Please Service This Room just for good measure.

[chokemetildeath]

A lot of questions to fill up my ask box

1: Full name - /

2: Zodiac sign - Scorpion

3: 3 Fears - Height, Dark rooms, Foxes

4: 3 things I love - Rain, Schoolgrades, Starbucks

5: 4 turns on - good smell, sweaters, pretty eyes, intelligence

6: 4 turns off - bad teeth, bad smell, childishness, unreliability

7: My best friend - @sklavin-der-schattenwelten

8: Sexual orientation - i don’t believe that everyone has one specific sexual orientation 

9: My best first date - /

10: How tall am I - 1,69 cm

11: What do I miss - closeness

12: What time were I born - 1 pm 

13: Favourite color - grey

14: Do I have a crush - Yes

15: Favourite quote - idk

16: Favourite place - New York / Rochester in Autumn

17: Favourite food - white rice with Chicken fricassee, Pasta with brokkoli

18: Do I use sarcasm - Yes, i think so

19: What am I listening to right now - @lemmingbird‘s voice

20: First thing I notice in new person - hair or eyes

21: Shoe size - 38,5

22: Eye color - green

23: Hair color - blonde

24: Favourite style of clothing - alternative

25: Ever done a prank call? - yes

26: What colour of underwear I'm wearing now? - dark green

27: Meaning behind my URL - nothing special

28: Favourite movie - I guess the old Lol Movie or La Boum

29: Favourite song - Gum - Moose Blood

30: Favourite band - idk

31: How I feel right now - pretty good & chill

32: Someone I love - My Mum

33: My current relationship status - single

34: My relationship with my parents - pretty good

35: Favourite holiday - Halloween

36: Tattoos and piercing i have - /

37: Tattoos and piercing i want - Maybe a little cat silhouette

38: The reason I joined Tumblr - I think a friend in 6th grade made me join

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? - No

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? - Just in conversation

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? - Nein

42: When did I last hold hands? - last autumn

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? - ~25 minutes

44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? -  No

45: Where am I right now? - In my bed

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? - idk

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? - reasonable level

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? - Yes

49: Am I excited for anything? - Yes, gamescom and the Maeckes concert

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? - Yes

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? - Not often

52: When was the last time I hugged someone? - 2 weeks ago

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? - i don’t care

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? - probably

55: What is something I disliked about today? - my panickiness

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - Dove Cameron, @lemmingbird, @asumplicity, Janine

57: What do I think about most? - probably boys or how to be less socially awkward

58: What’s my strangest talent? - /

59: Do I have any strange phobias? - i am scared of foxes

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - Depends, atm mostly in front of it

61: What was the last lie I told? - i don’t lie that often

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? - Just team speak or dicord

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - yes, both

64: Do I believe in magic? - no

65: Do I believe in luck? - yes

66: What's the weather like right now? - cloudy

67: What was the last book I've read? - To kill a mockingbird

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? - yeees

69: Do I have any nicknames? - Imi, Kirschi

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had? - A jumped in a pool in egypt, hurt my knee and it had to be stiched with 6 stiches

71: Do I spend money or save it? - Depends, mostly save it

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? - No

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? - Yes

74: Favourite animal? - cat

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? - sleeping

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? - Idk?

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? - Yesterday - The Beatles

78: How can you win my heart? - make me truely trust you

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? - idk, nothing special

80: What is my favorite word? - appreciate

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr - @real @irgendwann-mal @heartbreakhur @rain-tea-coffee

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? - Could you just stfu for a minute

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? - No

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? - Invisibility 

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? - i can’t think of one specific

86: What is my current desktop picture? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw

87: Had sex? - Yes, a lot

88: Bought condoms? - Yes

89: Gotten pregnant? - No

90: Failed a class? - Not really

91: Kissed a boy? - Yes

92: Kissed a girl? - Yes

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? - Yes

94: Had job? - No

95: Left the house without my wallet? - Yes

96: Bullied someone on the internet? - No

97: Had sex in public? - No

98: Played on a sports team? -  Yes

99: Smoked weed? - Yes

100: Did drugs? - nothing special

101: Smoked cigarettes? - Yes

102: Drank alcohol? - Yes

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? - No

104: Been overweight? - Yes

105: Been underweight? - Yes

106: Been to a wedding? - Yes

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? - Yes, a lot longer

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? - probably as a kid

109: Been outside my home country? - Yes, a lot

110: Gotten my heart broken? - Hell yes

111: Been to a professional sports game? - Yes

112: Broken a bone?  - Yes

113: Cut myself? - Yes

114: Been to prom? - No

115: Been in airplane? - Yes, a lot

116: Fly by helicopter? - Yes

117: What concerts have I been to? - The Pretty Reckless

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? - Yes

119: Learned another language? - French, Englisch

120: Wore make up? - Every Day

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? - Yes

122: Had oral sex? - Yes

123: Dyed my hair? - Yes

124: Voted in a presidential election? - No

125: Rode in an ambulance? - No

126: Had a surgery? - Yes

127: Met someone famous? - Yes

128: Stalked someone on a social network? - Yes, a lot

129: Peed outside? - Yes,of course

130: Been fishing? - Ya

131: Helped with charity? - Yes

132: Been rejected by a crush? - Yes

133: Broken a mirror? - No

134: What do I want for birthday? - Nothing actually

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? - Not sure, but I like the name Nick

136: Was I named after anyone? - My Cousin’s Name is Memke

137: Do I like my handwriting? - No

138: What was my favourite toy as a child? - My snowtiger plushie

139: Favourite Tv Show? - Grey’s Anatomy, PLL, Stranger Things, Gossip Girl

140: Where do I want to live when older? - Don’t have any plans

141: Play any musical instrument? - clarinette, posaune

142: One of my scars, how did I get it? - jumped into a pool in egypt

143: Favourite pizza toping? - Brokkoli, Bacon, feta cheese, spinach

144: Am I afraid of the dark? -  just in closed rooms

145: Am I afraid of heights? - YES

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? - Yes, when I was little and sick I ran away

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? - Yes, often

148: What I'm really bad at - social interactions, talking

149: What my greatest achievments are - /

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me - “Your haircolor shows what you got in your head” (I had blue hair)

151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery - tell no one, but probably spend a lot of it, probably traveling

152: What do I like about myself - My taste in cloth

153: My closest Tumblr friend - @sklavin-der-schattenwelten

154: Something I fantasise about - way too much, a lot of situations that’ll never happen

155: Any question you'd like - I’m not creative ohhhh

[isaac-lacey]

Weird tag

So ummm I tag @mikeywrites and @callum-vaughan just pick 10 or so of the questions but you can do all of them if you want 

1: Full name: Isaac Nial Lacey (we don’t speak of my middle name)

2: Age: 16

3: 3 Fears: Spiders, heights and the dark

4: 3 things I love: My boyfriend, food and tea

5: 4 turns on: Dicks, cuteness, awesome personality, sweets (what, you can’t deny, sweets are hot af XD)

6: 4 turns off: Douchey deodorant, non emo, vagina (I’m gay and I have no filter me saying this is a given)

7: My best friend: I don’t really have any friends

8: Sexual orientation: Gay

9: My best first date: Haven’t been on a date (I plan on taking my boyfriend on one when I visit him/he visits me)

10: How tall am I: 176 cm

11: What do I miss: friends

12: What time was I born: 7:32 (I think it was am)

13: Favourite color: Purple

14: Do I have a crush: On my boyfriend yeah

15: Favourite quote: *shrugs* I dunno

16: Favourite place: My bedroom

17: Favourite food: ummm if I had to pick I’d say pizza

18: Do I use sarcasm: nooooo I would never (what do you think)

19: What am I listening to right now: the sounds in my head

20: First thing I notice in new person: their eyes

21: Shoe size: 8 in new Zealand

22: Eye color: my eyes are kinda weird, they’re green/blue with a yellow/brown/gold/orange kinda ring around my pupil

23: Hair color: I’m not sure, light af brown or dark blonde I dunno

24: Favourite style of clothing: anything emo

25: Ever done a prank call? Nope because fuck that, one I would be terrible and 2 it’s scary as fuuuuck

27: Meaning behind my URL: It’s my fucking name

28: Favourite movie: Don’t have one

29: Favourite song: Ummmmm

30: Favourite band: I have way too many

31: How I feel right now: Depressed as fuck

32: Someone I love: My boyfriend Jacob

33: My current relationship status: Taken

34: My relationship with my parents: I think it’s bad, they seem to think it’s good

35: Favourite holiday: Ummmm christmas I think maybe, I get to eat a LOT at christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing i have: I don’t have any, I do want to get a small tattoo one day though maybe

37: Tattoos and piercing i want: Small rainbow coloured rose

38: The reason I joined Tumblr: writing stuff

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: Well considering he tried to rape me I think that’s a solid yes

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: Yusss from my boyfriend all the time, he’s so sweet

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: I doubt it

42: When did I last hold hands?: Yesterday, I had to babysit my one year old brother and he dragged me outside by my hand

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? It depends, I multi task so it can take ages but also not take long

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? No

45: Where am I right now? In my bedroom

46: If I were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: Not sure

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: It depends how I’m feeling if I’m honest

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? No, they divorced, I live with my mum and step dad

49: Am I excited for anything?: Getting to talk to Jacob

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: No, like I said I don’t really have any friends

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? All day every day mother fucker

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: Fucking AGES ago, I don’t like human contact, my sister tries to hug me but I don’t let her (most I’ll go for is holding hands with most people)

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: I wouldn’t care

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: No

55: What is something I disliked about today?: Being depressed upon waking up

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Jacob, in person anyway

57: What do I think about most?: Jacob

58: What’s my strangest talent?: I don’t really have anything I’m good at

59: Do I have any strange phobias?: *shrugs*

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: Behind usually but I’m ok with being in front of it every once in a while

61: What was the last lie I told?: Well I told my brother (the oldest one I have that is still younger than me) that I was ok with him (I really don’t like him)

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? It depends who with, all calls make me nervous as fuck, I mostly video call with Jacob but with anyone else regular call if I can even manage that

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: Nope

64: Do I believe in magic?: Eh

65: Do I believe in luck?: Nope

66: What's the weather like right now?: warm outside

67: What was the last book I've read?: Dripping gold

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: Ew no

69: Do I have any nicknames?: Izzy and Zac, I like to go by Izzy to most people

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?: *shrugs*

71: Do I spend money or save it?: *shrugs*

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: Nope

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?: ummmm not that I can see

74: Favourite animal?: Dog maybe

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: watching anime

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: *shrugs* tf kinda question is this?

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: anything by paramore

78: How can you win my heart?: buy me food

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: ‘little shit that had no friends, loved his boyfriend more than anything, is emo trash even in death’

80: What is my favorite word?: Nervosa

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: @elliewants2write @glorious74 @mikeywrites @koalamuffins and @tru-problems-of-a-bitch

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: Fuck off

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: I dunno maybe

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: Telekinesis

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: I dunno

86: What is my current desktop picture?: It’s literally just a black screen

87: Had sex?: Nope

88: Bought condoms?: No

89: Gotten pregnant?: Considering I have a fully functioning penis and not a fully functioning vagina I’m pretty sure I haven’t

90: Failed a class?: Nope

91: Kissed a boy?: Yes

92: Kissed a girl?: When I was 8

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: No

94: Had job?: Kinda

95: Left the house without my wallet?: Yes

96: Bullied someone on the internet?: Hell no

97: Had sex in public?: No

98: Played on a sports team?: Fuck off hell no eww

99: Smoked weed?: Nah

100: Did drugs?: Nah

101: Smoked cigarettes?: Nope

102: Drank alcohol?: Yes

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: No

104: Been overweight?: No

105: Been underweight?: yes

106: Been to a wedding?: a couple times

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: just 5 hours? Hell yeah, I’ve been on for 8 hours straight, in fact more than that

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: Yeah ages ago, I wouldn’t do it now though

109: Been outside my home country?: Yus

110: Gotten my heart broken?: Nah

111: Been to a professional sports game?: Eww no

112: Broken a bone?: No

113: Cut myself?: Many times, still do sometimes

114: Been to prom?: Nope

115: Been in airplane?: Yes

116: Fly by helicopter?: Nope

117: What concerts have I been to?: Nope

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: Obviously

119: Learned another language?: Trying to

120: Wore make up?: Yes

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: No

122: Had oral sex?: No

123: Dyed my hair?: twice so far

124: Voted in a presidential election?: Nope

125: Rode in an ambulance?: Nope

126: Had a surgery?: Nope

127: Met someone famous?: I think so

128: Stalked someone on a social network?: Eh kinda

129: Peed outside?: *shrugs*

130: Been fishing?: Yes, a couple times

131: Helped with charity?: Yus

132: Been rejected by a crush?: Yus

133: Broken a mirror?: Yes

134: What do I want for birthday?: I dunno

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?: I dunno and I dunno

136: Was I named after anyone?: Not to my knowledge

137: Do I like my handwriting?: Eh

138: What was my favourite toy as a child?: I dunno actually

139: Favourite Tv Show?: Don’t have one

140: Where do I want to live when older?: *shrugs*

141: Play any musical instrument?: Nope

142: One of my scars, how did I get it?: I stepped on a nail

143: Favourite pizza toping?: Hmmm not sure

144: Am I afraid of the dark?: Yes

145: Am I afraid of heights?:Yes

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?: Umm yes

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?: Yes

148: What I'm really bad at: Life

149: What my greatest achievments are: ...

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: *shrugs*

151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery: *shrugs*

154: Something I fantasise about: *shrugs* not sure

152: What do I like about myself: Nothing

153: My closest Tumblr friend: Probably @mikeywrites

[illumi-nnaughtyy]

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I'm petty asf so here ya go 😂 1: Name- Bailey 2: Age- 17 (almost 18)3: Fears- lol everyone y'all 4: 3 things I love- my dog, pasta, & Morgan 5: 4 turns on- kindness, intelligence, effort, & being funny 6: 4 turns off- not able to keep an interesting convo going, no sense of humor, treat waiting staff bad, and not being good w/ kids7: My best friend- MORGANNN8: Sexual orientation- just living my life homie 9: My best first date- never had one 🙃10: How tall am I- 5'1 (I'm small)11: What do I miss- Izzy💗12: What time were I born- idk I think like 12?13: Favourite color- blue or green14: Do I have a crush- a huge one send help15: Favourite quote- "Live Life For Bella"16: Favourite place- anyplace outdoors or anyplace with coffee 17: Favourite food- ANY AND ALL PASTA 😍18: Do I use sarcasm- lolololololol all the fucking time 19: What am I listening to right now- nothing, but I have headphones in which is weird 20: First thing I notice in new person- sense of humor 21: Shoe size- 6 1/222: Eye color- blue/green23: Hair color- blonde 24: Favourite style of clothing- tshirts I guess 25: Ever done a prank call? I was in middle school once so yep 26: Meaning behind my URL- I liked the song Wake me up by Avicii when I made my blog forever ago :/27: Favourite movie- not so many but atm probably The Proposal 28: Favourite song- too many to chose from 29: Favourite band- idk don't listen to a lot of bands 30: How I feel right now- happy 😊 31: Someone I love- My dog Jake 32: My current relationship status- single 33: My relationship with my parents- I'm really close w/ both although my mom & I argue a lot (about politics and religion mostly), but my dad is my fav human to ever exist 34: Favourite holiday- probably Valentine's Day or Christmas 35: Tattoos and piercing I have- my ears are pierced 36: Tattoos and piercings I want- so many tattoos omg 37: The reason I joined Tumblr- I thought it looked cool?38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I don't hate her bc I've let go of that negativity but she probs hates me but it's chill 39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? I have recently & it makes me heart smile bud 40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? That'd be Morgan so YEET no 41: When did I last hold hands? When my dad was driving me to take my Midterm & I was nervous so he held my hand 42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Like 20 minutes, u less I shower then like 40 minuets43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? Yepppp 44: Where am I right now? Laying in bed 45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Morgan probs 46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? LOUDDDD47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Mom48: Am I excited for anything? The future 49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? My dad 50: How often do I wear a fake smile? Anytime I'm at yee yee south Paulding high school 51: When was the last time I hugged someone? Honestly so long ago it's kinda sad52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? They would be an invisible person bc I haven't kissed anyone 53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Probably 54: What is something I disliked about today? Yes55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Hmmmm probs lexi or obama 56: What do I think about most? School tbh 57: What’s my strangest talent? My dedication 58: Do I have any strange phobias? I irrationally hate the dark bc I'm five 59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Both idc 60: What was the last lie I told? That I wasn't mad that my dad wasn't picking me up until tomorrow 61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Both is fine I prefer in person 62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Def ghosts but idk about aliens 63: Do I believe in magic? Nah64: Do I believe in luck? Ehhhh not really 65: What’s the weather like right now? Cold as hell66: What was the last book I’ve read? Medical Law, Ethics, and Bio Ethics 67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Kinda 68: Do I have any nicknames? Bai & Angel 69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? Broke my arm & my knee 70: Do I spend money or save it? Both 71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? Nope72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? My room walls 😅73: Favourite animal? My dog 74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Talking to lexi 75: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Trump 76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Brown eyed girl 77: How can you win my heart? Make an effort to remember the little things & make me laugh....also if you're good w/ kids 😍78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? "This bitch was lit asf"79: What is my favorite word? Content 80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr yeet too much work to do this 81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Why are we all so hateful?82: Do I have any relatives in jail? Yes83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? To know everything 84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Idk depends on who's asking 85: What is my current desktop picture? Trees 86: Had sex? Nope 87: Bought condoms? Yes (as a dare)88: Gotten pregnant? Nope 89: Failed a class? Nope 90: Kissed a boy? Nope 91: Kissed a girl? Nope92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Nope 93: Had job? Yes 94: Left the house without my wallet? All the fucking time ugh95: Bullied someone on the internet? No bc I'm not an asshole 96: Had sex in public? Nah 97: Played on a sports team? Yes 98: Smoked weed? No 99: Did drugs? No 100: Smoked cigarettes? No 101: Drank alcohol? Yes 102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? No 103: Been overweight? No 104: Been underweight? Yes 105: Been to a wedding? Yes I love them so much 😍😍106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? I do online college so sadly yes 107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Lololol I'm trash so yes 108: Been outside my home country? Yes 109: Gotten my heart broken? Many times110: Been to a professional sports game? Yes111: Broken a bone? Yes112: Cut myself? .....113: Been to prom? Yes114: Been in airplane? Yes 115: Fly by helicopter? No116: What concerts have I been to? 4 Taylor Swift, 1 Carrie Underwood, & 1 one more that I can't think of 117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Lololol so many times 118: Learned another language? Like 2 years of hs Spanish 119: Wore make up? I'm an ugly toe so yes 120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? Nope 121: Had oral sex? Nope 122: Dyed my hair? Yes 123: Voted in a presidential election? Nope 124: Rode in an ambulance? Nope 125: Had a surgery? Yes 126: Met someone famous? Yes 127: Stalked someone on a social network? All the fucking time 128: Peed outside? Yes 129: Been fishing? I live in Georgia so what do u think?130: Helped with charity? Yes 131: Been rejected by a crush? Lol all of them132: Broken a mirror? Sadly 133: What do I want for birthday? Money 134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? Idk maybe 2 or 3? And I want to name them Dani, Andi, or Amelia 135: Was I named after anyone? Some bitch from my mom fav tv show 136: Do I like my handwriting? Noooo it's horrid 137: What was my favourite toy as a child? A Mickey Mouse teddy bear 138: Favourite Tv Show? Soooo many but atm scandal 139: Where do I want to live when older? Idk just not in Georgia 140: Play any musical instrument? The recorder that I learned in 4th grade 141: One of my scars, how did I get it? I have one on my knee from falling off of my bike & breaking my knee cap 142: Favourite pizza toping? Mushrooms bc I'm trash143: Am I afraid of the dark? Yes 144: Am I afraid of heights? Very 145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Nope 146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Everyday fam 147: What I’m really bad at? Telling ppl how I feel 148: What my greatest achievments are? My academics for sure 149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me? Prefer not to say 150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery? Pay for college 151: What do I like about myself? Not gonna lie I've got some A+ boobs 152: My closest Tumblr friend? Hmmm idk 153: Something I fantasise about? Moving out of my house & being independent 154: Any thoughts on the paranormal? That it's scary as fuck 155: Free question: Any question you’d like to ask, be it rude, fun, curious, strange, sexual, random, meme related, etc! Lol one wasn't asked

[tonethegay]

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1:Full name.- Toni Rivera2:Zodiac sign.- The best sign of them all... Aries !3:3 fears.- the dark, losing my bff, and um failing4:3 things I love.my bff.. duh, video games and being a streamer/creator5:4 turn on’s.- big butt, nice smile, great humor/personality, nice boobs 6:4 turn off’s.- negativity, liars, hypocrites, and i don't know7:My best friend?- @queenfvckit8:Sexual orientation?- Gayyyyy9:My best first date?- haven't had one 10:How tall am I?- 5'6"11:What do I miss?- not a what but who.. my dad, uncle and cousin12:What time was I born?-9 something am13:Favorite color?- Green 14:Do I have a crush?- what even is that !? 15:Favorite quote?- When you've reached a certain point of your life, there are people out there waiting to see you fall,but rather than let gravity take you down, sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands and fly!16:Favorite place?- My Tigers Den aka my recording and streaming area aka my bedroom 17:Favorite food?- Pizza 🍕 😋18:Do I use sarcasm?- lmfao never 19:What am I listening to right now?- The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air20:First thing I notice in new person?- Smile or eyes 21:Shoe size?- 7 in men and 8 in woman but i wear men's shoes always 22:Eye color?- Light brown23:Hair color? - brown 24: Favorite style of clothing?- comfy, stylish, men's clothes 25:Ever done a prank call?- yes 😂26:What color of underwear I’m wearing now?- black boxer briefs 27:Meaning behind my URL?- some people call me Tone and I'm gay so i combined the two28:Favorite movie?- umm this is a hard one but um either Captain America Civil War or the Fast and Furious series. 29:Favorite song?- Ooh 😲 this ones super tough. i'll say Mark My Words by Justin Bieber 30:Favorite band?- don't have one31:How I feel right now?- in pain cuz the right side of my ribs hurt when i laugh or breathe too heavy. 32:Someone I love.- My bff33:My current relationship status.- Single 34:My relationship with my parents.- Dads dead and don't talk to my mom much35:Favorite holiday.- Easter36:Tattoos and piercing I have.- 3 tats all on my left arm (3 roses on my inner forearm, tigers eyes on the outer forearm close to the wrist and a matching sister tattoo on my inner bicep), and just my ears pierced. 37:Tattoos and piercing I want.- lots more tattoos i want to have a full sleeve at some point and maybe my tongue and maybe big maybe my nose 38:The reason I joined Tumblr.- cuz i wanted to be gayer 39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?- well she hates me (lmao that's what she says cuz she's a pain in the ass) but i still love her, we're best friends 40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?- well yeah41:Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?- nope42:When did I last hold hands?- um i held my nephews hand today, does that count ? 43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?- maybe 30 minutes 44:Have I shaved my legs in the past three days? - nope 👎🏼 but you can't really tell either, it's def been like 3 weeks45: Where am I right now?- in my not so comfy bed 46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?- it better be my bff 47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?- loud af48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?- no i do not49:Am I excited for anything?- to be financially stable with some extra spending money but something a little sooner than that going back to school for a degree in graphic design50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?- nah (don't have many friends)51:How often do I wear a fake smile?- not very often but it does happen occasionally 52:When was the last time I hugged someone?- i hugged my nephew a few hours ago53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?- well if we've both moved on then just gotta except it 54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?- um not sure55:What is something I disliked about today?- i streamed too late56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?- Selena Gomez 😍😝57:What do I think about most?- making it as a streamer/ gamer and meeting my bff 58:What’s my strangest talent?- i'm untalented so nothing 59:Do I have any strange phobias?- not that i know of 60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?- in front now but it hasn't always been that way61:What was the last lie I told?- hell i don't know. i do my best to be as honest as possible 62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?- since i've met my bff... both !63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?- Yes and Yes64:Do I believe in magic?- Hell yes65:Do I believe in luck?- to an extent66:What’s the weather like right now?- a bit cool67:What was the last book I’ve read?- The making of Optic Gaming 68:Do I like the smell of gasoline?- yes69:Do I have any nicknames?- Tone, Baloney70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?- nothing horrible but i messed up my rotator cup in my left shoulder 71:Do I spend money or save it?- both, i save money so i can spend it 72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue? - wth of course i can touch my nose with a tongue but touching my nose with MY tongue no i can't 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?- i have pink writing on my t shirt 74:Favorite animal?- Tiger75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM?- talking on the phone and working on my laptop76:What do I think Satan’s last name is?- James 😂 jk i don't fucking know77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?- anything edm or Bieber78:How can you win my heart? - be yourself, be positive and a good sense of humor79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?- Here lies the best fucking person ever Tone Balone aka Toni Rivera80:What is my favorite word?- um i'm not even sure 81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr?- @queenfvckit- @1beyond-it- @wevegothighhopes- @bieber-news- @selenagomez-updates 😍82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?- please subscribe to me on youtube and connect with me on all my social medias to stay up to date on what i'm doing and when i'll be uploading or streaming (insert list of social media accounts) 83:Do I have any relatives in jail?- yes unfortunately #FreeJonathan84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?- Read people's mind85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?- no idea, never really thought about it86:What is my current desktop picture?- Captain America87:Had sex?- yes88:Bought condoms?- no89:Gotten pregnant?- noooooo90:Failed a class?- yes 91:Kissed a boy?- unfortunately 92:Kissed a girl?- only in my dreams but hopefully irl really really soon93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?- no but that's hella cute and goals af94:Had job?- yep 👍🏼 95:Left the house without my wallet?- fuck yes and it pisses me off every time96:Bullied someone on the Internet?- never 97:Had sex in public?- no98:Played on a sports team?- hell yeah 99:Smoked weed?- not yet100:Did drugs?- nah101:Smoked cigarettes?- second hand but that's it102:Drank alcohol?- once but it was gross 103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan?- fuck no104:Been overweight?- well yeah 105:Been underweight?- nope106:Been to a wedding?- yes 107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?- fuck yes all the damn time really, it's my unpaid job (for now)108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?- used to109:Been outside my home country?- nope110:Gotten my heart broken?- yes111:Been to a professional sports game?- yes112:Broken a bone?- never 113:Cut myself?- on purpose no by accident a whole fucking lot114:Been to prom?- nope115:Been in airplane? - yes but i was a baby 116: Fly by helicopter?- nope but i was supposed to but couldn't because of weather conditions 117:What concerts have I been to?- R. Kelly, N'SYNC and um that's it i think118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex?- well duh that's how being gay works 119:Learned another language?- eh120:Wore make up?- like twice121:Lost my virginity before I was 18?- no122:Had oral sex?- no123:Dyed my hair?- no124:Voted in a presidential election?- yes.. twice125:Rode in an ambulance?- nope but i've been inside one to learn about what's in it126:Had a surgery?- nopers127:Met someone famous?- i wish128:Stalked someone on a social network?- lmao who hasn't !? 129:Peed outside?- not that i can think of130:Been fishing?- sure have 131:Helped with charity?- yes Relay For Life and many others132:Been rejected by a crush?- um probably 133:Broken a mirror?- no134:What do I want for birthday?- a gaming pc and gaming chair135:How many kids do I want and what will be their names?- maybe two, for a boy Christian or Vince maybe even Anthony or Christian Anthony yep that's the one and for a girl hmm 🤔 Katie 136:Was I named after anyone?- yes, my dad. they thought i was gonna be a boy so i would've been a jr but then i ended up being a girl so they just named me Toni instead of Anthony obvi 137:Do I like my handwriting?- fuck no 138:What was my favorite toy as a child?- Legos 139:Favorite TV Show?- Ugh so many but Pretty Little Liars140:Where do I want to live when older?- well i'm 23 but i'd love to live in Cali or Canada 141:Play any musical instrument?- yes drums and a little guitar. been a while since i've played either one tho142:One of my scars, how did I get it?- On my cheek and neck, i was attacked by a dog when i was younger and it scratched me pretty deep, had to get stitches.143:Favorite pizza topping?- cheese but if it's Pizza Hut pepperoni is delicious144:Am I afraid of the dark?- yes 145:Am I afraid of heights?- no way146:Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?- yeah of course147:Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?- um i don't remember 148:What I’m really bad at.- expressing myself 149:What my greatest achievements are.- sleeping 150:The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.- shut the fuck up fat ass 151:What I’d do if I won in a lottery.- well depends on how much it is, but buy a car, house, have the ultimate gaming setup/ room, visit my bff, give money to some people in my immediate family and the bff152:What do I like about myself?- my smile and eyes 153:My closest Tumblr friend.- @queenfvckit154:Something I fantasies about.- sex with a girl155:Any question you’d like- why am i so amazing ? welp you can thank my parents for that but that's a question you have to ask my creator cuz i couldn't tell ya 😂🙌🏼😍

[chemicalmiraclee]

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sorry for the delay my dude i havent been home today

1. name: Jenna

2. age: 20

3. 3 fears: heights, squirrels, talking to people lmao

4. 3 things i love: coffee, working out, girls

5. 4 turn ons: a good connection, good conversation, eyes, smile

6. 4 turn offs: bad listeners, no connection, nothing in common, boys

7. my best friend: Raieeee

8. sexual orientation: gay

9. my best first date: i went to my exes dorm room and we didnt really do much we just layed in bed and watched netflix and talked and enjoyed each others company and it was wholesome and innocent and perfect

10. how tall am i: 5′2

11. what do i miss: a person

12. what time was i born: i have no idea

13. favorite color: tiffany blue or seafoam green

14. do i have a crush: nope

15. favorite quote: “You miss 100% of the shots you dont take.”- Michael Scott

16. favorite place: Montauk, LI

17. favorite food: lately mozzarella sticks

18. do i use sarcasm: sometimes if im feelin moody

19. what am i listening to rn: a band called Homesafe 

20. first thing i notice in a person: uhhh maybe their eyes

21. shoe size: 7

22. eye color: green

23. hair color: dark blonde? light brown?

24. favorite style of clothing: oversized ugly sweaters that were $3 on etsy or like various band merchs

25. ever done a prank call: noo

27. meaning behind my url: its a Moose Blood album

28. favorite movie: i just saw The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and that was pretty cool

29. favorite song: right now its Houdini by nothing,nowhere.

30. favorite band: lately ive been feelin Have Mercy, but also Sorority Noise

31. How i feel right now: drained, stressed

32. someone i love: my mom, my dog

33. my current relationship status: single as hell

34. relationship with my parents: pretty decent rn but thats rare so that could change 

35. favorite holiday: either christmas or easter

36.  tattoos and piercings i have: lilacs, an arrow and a lotus flower; five on my ears, nipples septum and nose

37. tattoos and piercings i want: im hopefully getting a mountain tattoo soon; im good with piercings fornow but i do want to stretch my ears again

38. reason i joined tumblr: idk im gay and sad

39. do me and my last ex hate eachother: i dont hate him but idk if that feeling is mutual

40. do i ever get goodmorning/night texts: lololololol no?

41. have i ever kissed the last person i texted: nope

42. when did i last hold hands: last night my dog reached for my hand with her paw HA

43. how long does it take to get ready in the morning: not long maybe like 10 minutes 

44. have you shaved your legs in the last three days: yes 

45. where am i right now: bed

46. if i were drunk and cant stand whos taking care of me: raieee

47. do i like my music loud or reasonable: reasonable

48. do i live with my parents:yup

49. am i excited for anything: i get paid this week thats exciting 

50. do i have someone of the opposite sex i can tell everything to: sure

51. how often do i wear a fake a smile: too often

52. when was the last time i hugged someone: today

53. what if the last person i kissed was kissing someone in front of me: i dont care lol

54. is there anyone i trust even though i should not: maybe idk

55. what is something i disliked about today: i didnt have time to work out like usual

56. if i could meet anyone on earth who woul it be: bernie sanders

57. what do i think about most: idk my mind is alwasy racing

58. whats my strangest talent: i can put my leg behind my head

59. strangest phobia: too many to list im scared of everything

60. do i prefer to be behind the camera or infront of it: behind it 

61. what was the last lie i told: idk 

62. do i prefer talking on the phone to chatting online: i hate any form of phone call unless im really comfortable with the person

63. do i belive in ghosts/aliens: ghosts sure but aliens nah

64. do i believe in magic: no

65. doi believe in luck: maybe

66. whats the weather right now: freezing

67. what was the last book i read: Salt by Nayyirah Waheed

68.do i like the smell of gasoline: yes honestly

69. do i have any nicknames: Jenna

70. worst injury ive ever had: nerve damage and 10 stitches in my finger

71. do i spend money or save it: spend

72. can i touch my nose with my tongue: nah

73. is there anything pink in 10 feet from me: yes my victorias secret perfume 

74. favorite animals: lately hedgehogs forwhatever reason

75. what was i doing last night at 12am: probably netflix

76. what do i think satans last name is: this is such a random question

77. whats a song that always makes me happy when i hear it: its basic but riptide is a happy song

78. how can you win my heart: just do all the talking and let me sit there and listen bc i dont like to talk

79. what would i want to be written on my tombstone: here for a good time, not a long time

80. what is my favorite word: bumblefuck

81. my top 5 fav blogs on tumblr: @keepyouinmindfromtimetotime, @keepyouinmindfromtimetotime, so on and so forth (self promotion)

82. if the whole world were listening to me right now what would i say: idk not much

83. do i have relatives in jail: no

84. superpower of choice: mind reading or teleportation

85. what would be a question id be afraid to tell the truth on: oooh idk this could have multiple answers

86. current desktop picture: like marbly blue

87. had sex before: yes 

88. bought condoms: noo

89. gotten pregnant: nope

90. failed a class: lmao yes

91. kissed a boy: yes

92. kissed a girl: many a times

93. kissed in the rain: yes

94. had a job: yes i am a barista 

95. left the house without my wallet: yes

96. bullied someone on the internet: no its usually the other way around

97. had sex in public: uhhhh

98. played on a sports team: yup

99. smoked weed: yes

100. did drugs: nah

101. smoked cigarettes: yuup

102. drank alchol: yes im drunk whle typing this

103. am i vegetarian/vegn: used 2 b

104. been overweight: nope

105. been underweight: very

106. been to a wedding: yes

107. been on the computer for 5 straight hours: yes lmao

108. watched tv for 5 straight hours: yes lmao

109. been out of the country: no :(

110.gotten my heart broken: too many times

111. been to a professional sports game: yup

112. broken a bone: yes

113. cut myself: ya

114. been to prom: no 

115. been in an airplane: yes i hate it

116. fly in a helicopter: no

117. concerts ive been to: too many to list idek

118. had a crush on someone of the same sex: yea haha

119. learned another language: i took italian in hs

120. wore make up: sometimes

121. lost my viriginity before 18: yes

122. had oral sex: sure 

123. dyed my hair: yes its been blue, purple, pink, red, black all of the above

124. voted in a pres election: yes

125. rode in an ambulance: nope

126. had surgery: i dont think so maybe once when i was little

127. met someone famous: yes

128. stalked someone on social media: i mean define stalking. like ive looked through peoples instagrams? 

129. peed outside: literally never

130. been fishing: yup

131. helped with charity: yes!

132. been rejected by a crush: id have to put myself out there to be rejected which i dont do so no

133. broken a mirror: too many times

134. what do i want for my birthday: uhhh idk 

[emolgana]

Every number! Every number! Every number!

Jfc okay1: Name-Analise P2: Age-currently 15. 16 soon3: 3 Fears-honesty idk it changes4: 3 things I love-Zelda. Cupcakes. Indiana Jones5: 4 turns on-when a guy's smart. When he plays an instrument. If he's tall™. If he actually cares :')6: 4 turns off-idk just if they're rude/rebellious 7: My best friend-irl I think it's Leanne8: Sexual orientation-straight 9: My best first date-hah10: How tall am I-5'9" I think11: What do I miss-lake tbh12: What time were I born-idk?13: Favorite color-any 'cool' color14: Do I have a crush-hell ya15: Favorite quote-I'm not sure16: Favorite place-Disneyland!17: Favorite food-mac n cheese18: Do I use sarcasm-sometimes19: What am I listening to right now-nothing 20: First thing I notice in new person-hair/eyes21: Shoe size-10ish22: Eye color-brown/kinda gold 23: Hair color-dark brown24: Favorite style of clothing-whatever's comfy25: Ever done a prank call?-no they freak me out lol27: Meaning behind my URL-jacksepticeye' Souter28: Favorite movie-Indiana Jones (probably raiders)29: Favorite song-Talk me down: Troye Sivan. 30: Favorite band-Big Time Rush31: How I feel right now-bleh. I just woke up from a nap32: Someone I love-@itsskylerblue33: My current relationship status-single34: My relationship with my parents-pretty good35: Favorite holiday-Christmas 36: Tattoos and piercing i have-I only had my ears pierced, but they closed37: Tattoos and piercing i want-I might get a tattoo in the distant future 38: The reason I joined Tumblr-I wanted a btr blog back in 201239: Do I and my last ex hate each other?-never had one 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?-not in years41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?-my mom? Technically 42: When did I last hold hands?-like last year, w a friend43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?-like 5 minutes 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?-no oops45: Where am I right now?-my bed46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?-I don't drink, but probably Shae47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?-not too loud48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?-both, but they're divorced (dad's on the weekend)49: Am I excited for anything?-I might get breath of the wild?50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?-I used to, but then he blocked me and doesn't talk to me anymore so,,51: How often do I wear a fake smile?-whenever's necessary 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?-today53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?-?54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?-ya probably55: What is something I disliked about today?-I'm sick56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?-jacksepticeye tbh57: What do I think about most?-boys oops58: What’s my strangest talent?-I can crack my toes without touching them59: Do I have any strange phobias?-not really60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?-behind61: What was the last lie I told?-"I'm going upstairs to do my homework"62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?-neither. Texting63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?-not really. Kinda64: Do I believe in magic?-nah. 65: Do I believe in luck?-a bit. 66: What's the weather like right now?-cloudy n cold67: What was the last book I've read?-the chamber of secrets68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?-not particularly 69: Do I have any nicknames?-not really 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?-when I was little, I spilt my forehead and they glued it shut71: Do I spend money or save it?-depends if a con is coming up72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?-no73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?-yes. A clefairy plush74: Favorite animal?-cats75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?-watching YouTube76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?-Umbridge 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?-All The Way (the Jse song)78: How can you win my heart?-literally by doing anything nice or smiling at me79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?-I'm not sure yet80: What is my favorite word?-idk81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr-idk but I like classical music blogs and Thomas sanders82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?-I'm sorry83: Do I have any relatives in jail?-not that I know of84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?-telekinesis 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?-when guys are like 'do you like me?' But you know they don't like you so hnn,,.86: What is my current desktop picture?-the wallpaper from Toy Story87: Had sex?-no88: Bought condoms?-nope89: Gotten pregnant?-lmao no90: Failed a class?-NEVER91: Kissed a boy?-nah92: Kissed a girl?-no93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?-no94: Had job?-not yet95: Left the house without my wallet?-a few times but I don't like to96: Bullied someone on the internet?-no?97: Had sex in public?-no98: Played on a sports team?-hah99: Smoked weed?-no100: Did drugs?-nope101: Smoked cigarettes?-no102: Drank alcohol?-nah103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?-hah no104: Been overweight?-ya tbh105: Been underweight?-I doubt it106: Been to a wedding?-ya a few107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?-probably108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?-ya109: Been outside my home country?-no110: Gotten my heart broken?-maybe?111: Been to a professional sports game?-not really 112: Broken a bone?-no113: Cut myself?-yea..114: Been to prom?-no115: Been in airplane?-yes116: Fly by helicopter?-nope117: What concerts have I been to?-none really118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?-no119: Learned another language?-I'm trying to learn Spanish120: Wore make up?-only like twice121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?-no122: Had oral sex?-no123: Dyed my hair?-no124: Voted in a presidential election?-no125: Rode in an ambulance?-no126: Had a surgery?-no127: Met someone famous?-does MATTHEW LEWIS count?‽ bc he's128: Stalked someone on a social network?-ya tbh129: Peed outside?-ya, camping130: Been fishing?-once131: Helped with charity?-I think so?132: Been rejected by a crush?-kinda133: Broken a mirror?-I don't think so134: What do I want for birthday?-idk but I'm freaking out bc it's in a few weeks and my mom wants to throw this big party and I'm?,,

[pandannoart]

Fancy knowing anything about me?

1: Full name Danny Mourre 2: Age 24 3: 3 Fears Dying alone, enclosed places, crowds 4: 3 things I love Art, my dogs, music 5: 4 turns on Intelligence, kindness, confidence, artistic 6: 4 turns off Dirty, judgmental, narcissistic, entitled 7: My best friend Dylan, Lizz, Rachael 8: Sexual orientation Straight 9: My best first date All of my first dates have gone bad 10: How tall am I 5,5 11: What do I miss Being happy and feeling loved 12: What time were I born 8:26 PM 13: Favourite color Green 14: Do I have a crush --- 15: Favourite quote "It can't rain all the time" 16: Favourite place NYC 17: Favourite food Peking Duck 18: Do I use sarcasm Yes 19: What am I listening to right now The ceiling fan 20: First thing I notice in new person Eyes 21: Shoe size 11-12 depends on the shoe style 22: Eye color Brown 23: Hair color Brown 24: Favourite style of clothing Not sure the style's name but I like clothing from H&M and Topman 25: Ever done a prank call? Yeah 27: Meaning behind my URL My "brand" name 28: Favourite movie The Fifth Element 29: Favourite song Something About You - Daft Punk 30: Favourite band Paramore 31: How I feel right now Great and like shit, happy, sad, mad and everything in between 32: Someone I love --- 33: My current relationship status Single 34: My relationship with my parents Mother:great, Father:ok 35: Favourite holiday Halloween 36: Tattoos and piercing i have 7 Tattoos and no more piercings, need to get them re done 37: Tattoos and piercing i want I want at least one arm done by the end of this year, piercings I want my earlobes stretched to 2g, I want an industrial piercing on my right ear, maybe labret and both nipples pierced 38: The reason I joined Tumblr Art 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? Idk I haven't spoken to her since 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? No 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? No 42: When did I last hold hands? I don't remember 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 20-30 minutes 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? I don't shave my legs 45: Where am I right now? Bed 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Lizz, Rachael, Brian 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Depends on my mood 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Yes 49: Am I excited for anything? Can't tell 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Lizz and Rachael haha 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Almost everyday 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? Monday 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I wouldn't care 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Yes 55: What is something I disliked about today? I had a panic attack 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Alive? Stan Lee, Dead? My Grandpa 57: What do I think about most? Everything 58: What’s my strangest talent? Not sure if I have a strange talent 59: Do I have any strange phobias? No 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind 61: What was the last lie I told? I'm ok, I have nothing going on 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Phone 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes 64: Do I believe in magic? No 65: Do I believe in luck? No 66: What's the weather like right now? Rainy 67: What was the last book I've read? Ready Player One 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Yes 69: Do I have any nicknames? Panda 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had? Almost hyper extended my knee 71: Do I spend money or save it? Spend 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? No 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? My walls to my dismay 74: Favourite animal? Panda 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Overthinking 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Rickert 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? September - Earth, Wind and Fire 78: How can you win my heart? Be there for me, let me know everything will be ok. 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? "Here lies a free man, born as a king, who died as a slave" 80: What is my favorite word? Fuck 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr Idk 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Fuck off 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Yes 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Teleportation 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? What's on your mind? 86: What is my current desktop picture? Moon Knight 87: Had sex? Yeah 88: Bought condoms? Yeah 89: Gotten pregnant? I physically can't 90: Failed a class? Yea 91: Kissed a boy? No 92: Kissed a girl? Yea 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? No 94: Had job? Have job, yes. Hand job? Yes, I can't tell if it's a typo 95: Left the house without my wallet? Multiple times 96: Bullied someone on the internet? No 97: Had sex in public? Not yet 98: Played on a sports team? Yes 99: Smoked weed? Yeah 100: Did drugs? No 101: Smoked cigarettes? Just quit 102: Drank alcohol? Hell yea 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? No 104: Been overweight? Am 105: Been underweight? No 106: Been to a wedding? Never 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Child's play 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Child's play 109: Been outside my home country? Yes 110: Gotten my heart broken? No many times to count 111: Been to a professional sports game? Yea 112: Broken a bone? Never 113: Cut myself? No 114: Been to prom? Yeah 115: Been in airplane? Yeah 116: Fly by helicopter? No 117: What concerts have I been to? Paramore and Courage My Love 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? No 119: Learned another language? I'm bilingual and I took French in high school 120: Wore make up? No 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? When I was 122: Had oral sex? Yeah 123: Dyed my hair? Yeah 124: Voted in a presidential election? No 125: Rode in an ambulance? Yeah 126: Had a surgery? Nope 127: Met someone famous? A couple 128: Stalked someone on a social network? Who hasn't at this point 129: Peed outside? Yeah 130: Been fishing? Never 131: Helped with charity? Yeah 132: Been rejected by a crush? More time than I can count 133: Broken a mirror? No 134: What do I want for birthday? How about not being single for another year 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? I really don't want kinda anymore 136: Was I named after anyone? No 137: Do I like my handwriting? It's ok 138: What was my favourite toy as a child? Quickstrike from Beast Wars 139: Favourite Tv Show? Rick And Morty 140: Where do I want to live when older? NYC 141: Play any musical instrument? I wish 142: One of my scars, how did I get it? Punching lockers, right knuckle 143: Favourite pizza toping? Extra cheese 144: Am I afraid of the dark? No 145: Am I afraid of heights? Not anymore 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Nope 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Yes 148: What I'm really bad at Talking about my feelings to those who it's about 149: What my greatest achievments are Graduating high school, and getting a leadership position at work 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me No one will ever love you and you're gonna die alone 151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery Get a place in NYC and still work, save money so I can live comfortably 152: What do I like about myself My calves 153: My closest Tumblr friend Lizz and Rachael 154: Something I fantasise about Finally finding love, finally being happy 155: Any question you'd like? Idk