#i stg if they pull this garbage i will be so mad

[clownfuckin-around]

So how we feeling about that prequel series announcement

[vexedtonightmares]

You should rank the skam France characters on vibe alone

have i been chosen to deliver the vibe check? i’ll do my best with this power (this isn’t a character ranking or anything either btw this is just pure shitposting so i’m sorry if u were expecting something more poetic 😔✌️)  

emma borges- s1 emma suffered so s2-6 emma could vibe beyond this universe. yann and emma got their development and fucked off to be shining beacons of light in every clip they’re a part of. she talked to a horse. V I B E S.

imane bakhellal- beautiful amazing incredible show stopping iconic never been done before fantastic perfection oui oui baguette. has never done anything wrong in her life. i want her to vibe check me.

yann cazas- homie did his time during season one and ever since then he’s literally just been v i b i n g. he gets points taken off for the end of 3x06, but sans ambiguite restored his power. yann is my king. socialist icon.

eliott demaury- the only reason he does not have the best vibes is because he’s just not straight vibey all the time like, say, yann cazas. by the time s6 is over he’ll just be vibing in the sixth dimensional plane of existence in his doc martens like at the end of s5, though, i believe in him.

basile savary- s3 basile failed the vibe check so hard that somehow he got knocked into another dimension and came back from it enlightened beyond words. he now passes the vibe check with flying colors.

lucas lallemant- he has pretty solid vibes, but we can’t forget his s1 snakery, unfortunately. he does get extra points for being gay, though, and for having the best hair in all of france. his chaotic energy surpasses most known rules of vibes, so he’s near the top anyway, snakery and all.

lola lecomte- fuck vibes she needs a HUG. as far as vibes go though, she’s my current self projection character, so that’s a special vibe all on its own. 

maya etienne- an environmentally conscious lesbian with purple hair who does urbex with her best friends who happen to be a delightful group of queer arty weirdos? these vibes are so sweet i can smell the roses.

alexia martineau- the colored hair in s1-4 automatically puts her vibes above so many others. queen of Deserved Better. also a certified bicon which i think is very sexy of her.

idriss bakhellal- the coolest vibes of them all, you can’t tell me any different. unfortunately, he dated ingrid, so. vibes automatically decreased.

lisa- she sleeps and makes horrible jokes and has a job as a lifeguard while she can’t swim. if that doesn’t scream vibes idk what does.

noee daucet- she’s honestly also too cool to vibe in the same way as everyone else, and that’s what makes her vibes so strong. i miss her. would have had better vibes if she was a lesbian but the same goes for everyone. 

max- vibes out of this world. lamifex is on another level, i stg, all of their vibes are so incredible i can’t help but chef’s kiss in their direction at all times. max especially, go off king just for existing. 

sofiane alaoui- turtleneck, dancing, punched charles. i rest my case.

jo- can and WILL fight a bitch. mad respect and mad vibes. also an eliott stan, which gives me the representation i never knew i needed. incredible.

sekou- history nerd who absolutely SERVED at that urbex party. no one is doing it like him. if someone tried to vibe check him he would simply pull an uno reverse, and i think that’s one of the greatest vibes out there.

manon demissy- on paper? incredible 10/10 vibes. in practice, not so much. i Love this girl do not get me wrong, but she’s pulled some straight up Not Cool moves and the fact that she’s still dating charles is the real reason her vibes are a bit crispy rn.

arthur broussard- i do not know what to do with this lil man. s3/4/6 arthur? immaculate vibes, untouchable. s5 arthur? demon. so, he’s here. 

daphne lecomte- if her vibes were a state of matter, they would be gas, because they are bouncing all over the place with no sense of pattern or rhythm. sometimes her vibes are out of this world, sometimes her vibes belong in hell. very difficult to pinpoint.

camille- vibes out of this world, the only reason he’s not higher is because he was in like 10 clips of s5 and that’s it. bonus points for camika though.

mika dolleron- not the best vibes, not the worst. always comes thru when u need him, but he’s also a bitch. he embraces it, though, which is a vibe all on its own i suppose.

alexandre delano- p chris and eva walked so emma and alex could run, i said what i said. he left after s4 tho, so that vibe isn’t very spicy. 

ingrid spielman- racist. automatic vibe check fail.

tiff- lola quite literally vibe checked her, and if the neck brace says anything, it says fail. stalking is also an automatic vibe check fail. girl. what the fuck. get ur life together. she isn’t allowed to have vibes until she does so.  

charles munier- rancid vibes, does not even deserve a ranking because we all know he is the embodiment of human garbage. 

[soiturnonthetelevision]

the 100 4.06 feels recap

alright my fellow cw garbage brethren, i’m about to eat a bunch of mac and cheese and watch this silly television show. feels will commence. as always- highlights up top, the rest down below

HIGHLIGHTS

Monty talking shit about everyone right to their face

BELLARKE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND ALSO TALKED AND IT WAS SOOO GOOOOOOD

Octavia Blake will make u cry #guaranteed

“and John Murphy’s heart grew three sizes that day”

Raven Reyes

tfw ur home’s been burned to the ground :( #sadface

i wish Jasper had sung “cheer up Jaha” like that song from willy wonka

“OMFG!”- what i literally said out loud when Jasper quoted Dr. Seuss

YAAAAAAAAS KANE HERO MODE ENGAGED

“i will shoot the next person to who touches this man, so help me!!!!!”- me whenever anyone hurts bellamy

i am living for Raven in this nightblood storyline.

Raven in this shippppp simulatttttionnnnn like YESSSS #RavenMOTHERFUCKINGReyes (hey @nataliecrown  haha)

“i’m fine shut up” haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i’m honestly loving this Raven and Murphy pairing (though I feel like the show never dealt enough with the fact that Murphy shot Raven) they both have zero time for each other’s shit

Clarke’s like “it’s ok, our plans were garbage, so dying is probably a better alternative”

this Clexa stuff is getting to me #singletear

then Niylah broke out into a round of “No Day But Today” from RENT and Clarke felt ready to be a hero again

they’re doing a really good job this season of giving both Monty and Raven a lot more to do which is WONDERFUL

“i’m gonna check on Octavia before I go”- Bellamy 24/7 365

Clarke is like “i’ll send my mom ur love”

 And Marcus is like “please don’t do that literally."

the musiiiiiiiiccccccc playing behind this Blake siblings scene :’’’’’’’’((

Bellamy’s like “u ok lil sis? want some juice b4 u sleep?” And Octavia’s like “i’m literally gonna murder everyone but u” And Bellamy’s like “haha k” and leaves

Monty telling everyone how dumb they are all the time i am aliiiiiiiiiiiive

aw Murphy’s playing catch with his only friend, a wall

i know this is supposed to be like #BadBrainRaven but i’m just sitting here nodding my head at everything she’s saying

the fact that once Raven’s recovers Murphy looks at her like he’s actually concerned (bc he is) is a LOT

#SeaMechanic is real y’all (and i like it)

Luna comforting Murphy is a lot

ok i like Luna now this is good

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG BELLAMY’S ONLY MO NOW IS TRYING AND PRAYING AND HOPING THAT OCTAVIA WILL FORGIVE HIM BEFORE THEY BOTH DIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“being Clarke” i swear

if Monty came on the trip Roan would have been more well hidden #justsayin

“looks like we have another problem” #the100

ok so the show is actually sort of dealing w/ the fact that john shot raven

“i don’t wanna be the last person on earth” “sounds pretty nice to me” hehehehehhe

i wanna hire Luna as my life coach

“i think peace is overrated. It’s the fighters that survive.” a john murphy thesis if i ever heard one

OMG Octavia and Ilian over here at Murderers Anonymous

Bellamy’s pause b4 he pulls back the tarp cause HE WON’T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT IF IT’S CLARRRRRRRRKE

love that the Arkadia Starbucks wasn’t burned down

“ur son would be ashamed of you” like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

FIVE

FIVE

“meditating isn’t gonna help me land this stupid ship” i loled

“perfect sucks” true enough

“i’m sorry, Luna?” hahahahahhhaahaha

aw Murphy’s continuing to develop self worth you guys. what a good.

“ur such a good trapper go trap”-Bellamy Blake, dragging this dude like he’s hard or some shit

i don’t understand how Arkadia/skikru is run??? like a mob breaking out makes sense to me cause like no one (outside of the 7 lead characters on this show) is allowed to be part of any decision making????? idk it defies reason

OMG Papa Miller showing us where Baby Miller learnt it all from

“u gotta be kidding me” Bellamy, every single day of his life

ok i’ll buy Roan as the Mad Max to Clarke’s Furiosa

BELLAMY TUCKING HIS LEGS IN B4 THE CAR HITS I STG

that smiiiiiiiiiiile

oh cool, another execution party at Arkadia

Monty trying to reason w/ Octativa delinquent babiiiiiiiiiies

I knew Kane wasn’t gonna let this happen. he and Jaha over here pulling the fire alarm at school cause they don’t wanna go to gym class

actually tearing up now

honestly i love Ilian

didn’t anyone check to see if the Black Rain alarm was legit? like, no? they all just went inside an played checkers i guess

“a king who runs an errand while his people are in Polis” #ErrandBoy

Roan, like, save the world first, work on diplomacy later

THAT BELLARKE SCENE WAS A METRIC FUCKTON OF A LOT U GUYS

“WE GOT A PROBLEM,” the eternal cockblock on The 100

:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( let Raven Reyes live

ok that’s it folks! that was a really fun episode! #NoOneDiedToday thanks for reading! <3