#i stan fluffy cal

[wondernus]

saw your handwriting ask and my eyes immediately wanted to pop out of my head because I found a fellow 5sos->kpop who is calum biased???

with this knowledge, I’d like to know: which year/era is your favorite calum?

personally 2018 curly undercut stage calum will always be my favorite and the most feral of the eras… there’s something so princely about this era??

OMG THE STRIPED BUTTON-UP YOU'RE SO REAL FOR THAT. I read your ask and immediately thought about that specific pic before I looked at the pics you included HAHAHA

but I FINALLY attended my first 5sos concert last concert and it literally felt like my entire life was complete (I even bought tickets for house right because cal is always on stage left). wow I'm so happy there's another 5sos + calum stan <33

my favorite hairstyle era would have to be buzzcut cal SPECIFICALLY SOUTH KOREA BUZZCUT CAL.

THE WAY I SAVED THESE PICS IMMEDIATELY THE DAY HE DROPPED THEM I-

(and also 2018 cal when his natural hair was just starting to grow out. that was so nice. it looked very fluffy)

[calumhoodgoss]

Hi!!!

I feel like Lighter anon is just apart of my identity now hahaha if only there was a lighter emoji 😂😂

Omg the self title merch does pay homage to the early merch!! It never even crossed my mind that that was a possibility.

And I agree that it does seem “lazy”. Like it was kinda baffling why it took so long (unless there was behind the scenes stuff that prevented it but I mean speculating is probs pointless idk 🤷🏼‍♀️)

It’s just funny to me that twitter ‘stans’ especially will drag the boys through the mud for everything but as soon as they move even a lil bit, suddenly they’re huge fans again. Like I’m often questioning if they even like them?

Some content would have been nice but I imagine that until recently they all hadn’t been in the same place (Luke tour and he stayed in Aus for like weeks after, Ash in LA, Cal being Cal, Mike in Georgia?) I would assume they wouldn’t want to go back to making zoom content but I could be wrong.

As for FOF, August is a long month (I say as we are now 10 days in) but I would assume that they always intended it to be mid to late August based on when the Self-titled stuff was dropping so it wouldn’t be super close together. They might also be figuring out how to go forward based on the reaction it got, which I thought was justified. It was very on the fence and surface level statement.

Also to just completely change the subject but we got them all in a room today and I’m not saying I’ve watched the video 50 million time (I’ve watched it 50 million times). They all look so good but the star of the show is 100% Cal’s hair. OMG it looks so soft and fluffy and the curls are curling like I might have passed away.

Sorry for the absolute waffle.

- Lighter anon xx 😘

⚡️⚡️LIGHTER ANONNN YAY⚡️⚡️

youre so right, they have been apart for the majority of this year now that i think about it. tbh their zoom content is some of my favourite content from them, i WISH they'd vring it back - but i agree, i doubt they'd want to

righttttt their stance being so non confrontational and centralist (?) was weird. like everyone is putting pressure on you to support Palastine, if youre not going to support then you're almost better off not saying anything. tbh i think saying 'august' was them trying to buy more time while appeasing the fans, which i guess worked 🤷‍♀️

THE VIDEO THOUGH OMGG them talking about working on music and all being together in a studio dicking around was so 🤑🤑🤑 (i will not explain the emoji you just have to get the vibe). and cals hairrrrrrrrŕrrrr ESPECIALLY IN THE BUN IN HIS TIKTOK like literally wtf kill me

[trashcanofdreamsandotherthings]

okay but imagine waking up earlier than Calum and cooking him his favorite food and he wakes up without you and is all whiny but then smells his fav breakfast and is suddenly v happy and just excitedly stumbles into the kitchen with his wonderful messy bed hair and in just sweatpants and he just hugs you from behind while you’re cooking and wow im sad

[valdangelodumbasses]

Valdangelo Headcannons #1

Leo and Nico are both introverts but Nico loves affection

Leo made Nico tiramisu once and he swallowed it faster than Percy could ever

Leo couldn't look him in the eyes for a week or he got so flustered

Nico is lawyer bf 

and a demon at monopoly; him playing w/ Annie is the worst.

gamers! both like monster (specifically mango loco) but Nico also loves tropical redbull

Nico teaches Leo and hazel how to play so they can battle 2v2

Nico wipes the floor and Leo is just glad he understands half the rules

Nico and Leo wear heels. 

and they're good at it too.

Confident Nico>>>>>>  

Leo has a fucking heart attack when Nico pins him to a wall

Leo makes Nico laugh with his jokes and shitty pickup lines

but when Uses shitty pickup lines on him he steals them, after he stops looking like a tomato

Nico does Cosplay and they cosplay together and its so fucking rad

making out while baking/cooking? more likely than u think

Leo tells Nico he looks cute one day b4 they started dating and Nico is like: Is this friendly affection

Caffeine addicts rise up

but Nico hates coffee and honestly same

teas n energy drinks>>> 

Leo is a fucking swine who mixes all his foods and Nico nearly vomits bc he wont let his food even touch goddamit

Piper and Hazel being wingman while Percy and Jason are the matchmakers

p r a n k s

like so goddam many

they are unstoppable and they pin it on the Stolls

or Leo gets caught

Nico n e v e r does bc like? scary emo kid? prankster? nah, NAh,

he sticks his tongue out at leo anytime leo gets caught

bisexual leo or gay leo? leo doesn't even know!

all he knows is that nicos hot and has a cute butt & personality

nico is a theater gay

he sings every musical

his favorites are Heathers, Beetle juice, Legally blond, and the greatest showman

Leo has theater kid energy but probably works the tech stuff

he likes heathers, Chicago, legally blond, Grease, and dear evan Hansen the best

Hamilton is neither of their favorites yet they end up dueting it all the time

Art kid and Repair kid>>>>>>>>>>>>

Percy sees them kiss after dating (and kissing) for 6 months and wait yall are friends?

Hes slow but he means well, Nico sticks his tongue in leo's mouth after percy says that

he's like  “O H , sorry im dumb”

“jackpot” “Valdez shush”

they talk abt their moms

angsty emo boys listen to greenday

and every other emo band

Leo calls Nico mammacita once

never again (Nico started crying)

why? It was commonplace used by his uncles and grandpa

Nico demands leo call him that more though

Leo is Hesitant but obliges

mexican or italian food restaurant arguments

leo steals nicos breadsticks even tho he has some

nico steals leo's nachos when he has his own

they're petty? yes but petty and in love!

and gay/ did i mention g a y 

Demiboy leo rights

leos a fuckin lefty

Trans Nico rights mtf or ftm rights

nico may not be trans but he's also demiboy

demi boys calling each other they all day because nobody uses the they in he/they (speaking as a demigirl)

If nico IS trans tho hades 100% uses magic to transition Nico bc yes good dad

laughing abt trauma and they're friends are like: NO

memes

“get ur hands off my bf”

“kick their ass baby i got cho flower”

imagine, just imagine nico fussing over leos hair because curly is the cutest

leo fusses over nicos when he's in a slump and brushes his hair

skincare is vital to both

Leo does engineering n shit but does it for like 16 hours straight much to everyone's dismay, but Nico who has (arguably) fresh eyes and make sure his physics is right

Nico loves physics fight me

but nico sleeps like 4 times a week for 3 hours or 3 days a week for 12 hours

Insomnia gang don’t rise up go to fuckin sleep 

will keeps giving them melatonin and they always forget to take ti and will is going to fuckin murder them maybe then they'll sleep

u know that comic where they naruto kiss S P I D E R M A N  K I S S I E S

nico hangs like a bat and leo is a memelord

nico also loves spider man

they def try to make spider man gear but annie smashes the shit out of it

dorks! comic!

omg comic book shop au nico owns it

soulmate au where u loose shit n it goes to ur soulmate

nico has NO clue what the hell to do with all this nails n hammers n shit

Leo builds stuff out of nicos lost mytho dupes 

Leo doesnt know what to do with his underwear, or all the mcdonalds receipts and the crumpled up sketches and sketch books

anyway

aphrodite ships it as she SHOULD and hades n heppy do too

why did i cal hephaestus heppy ? idk maybe aphrodite calls him that

They both hate yoga with a passion

does nico have an obsession with spn or does he hate it sm that he watches it ?

its as ambiguous as leo's sexuality!

Leos like what if i'm straight

then nico walks in 

No he's definitely not straight

who even heard of greeks being straight smh

Nico in miniskirts, aline, or any skirt makes leo go brrrrrrr

he wears leggings or tights under them though

Nico also wears leggins to bed

or the fluffy pants he steals from leo so leo doesn't have any pants

“IM FEELINGS DEVIOUS AND LOOKING GLAMORUS-”

band band band band band band band band band  Nico can sing and leo plays drums

Nico and katie are friends and Nico has a green thumb so leo is surprised when nico has more houseplants than crowley (Good omens)

He has tons of hanging and not hanging terrariums

Leo tries not to set them on fire

After Leo and Nico start hanging out more Nico bribes Lou Ellen to make his plants fire proof

they are now

Nico knows how to fire a gun and he's good at it

Pirate Nico!! 

Leo and Hades get along well

So does Nico and heppy

the parents get along too but they diss heras bad mothering

Nico gets de aged and leo is ???? but he's so CUTE AND TINY

Leo babysits him for a week in the bunker and nobody even knows until Percy and Will goes in there looking for him

Nico and Clarisse sparing? Sweaty bf? Leo loves it and chris and leo are just staring and say “yes”

Nico has freckles and leo kisses each one

Leo has these really dark freckles spread across his body but they aren't as frequent as freckles?? y'all know what i mean? ne way nico kisses them

Leo uses Yall. 

It rubs off on nico

jason is a die hard anti y’all

they annoy the shit out of him

Cuddles

nico and leo having bakeoffs

Nico asking piper for advice but editing it so its not super obvious its leo

She figures it out and tells leo like any good bff

nico promptly leaves camp when leo busts in asking if he has a crush on him

hades laughs but understands

leo sulks back to piper and percy is there and Percy got no chill

so he goes down there

Hades ain't too happy w that but Nico just gets so embarrassed and goes back with him

Hephaestus and aphro watching this go down like a romcom

I'm getting tired so im going to stop here anyway stan valdangelo for clear skin

[fromthemouthofkings]

10 Favorite Characters

Thank you @wisteria-lodge​ for tagging me!!

1. Grand Admiral Thrawn (the Thrawn trilogy by Timothy Zahn)

I stan 1 (one) blue alien Sherlock Holmes

[image description: the cover of The Last Command by Timothy Zahn, showing Thrawn as a blue-skinned humanoid with blue-black hair and glowing red eyes, wearing a white Imperial uniform. end id]

So I’m specifically talking about the book character here; I have no idea what’s going on in the Star Wars TV shows. But Thrawn of the Star Wars Legends universe (and the newer canon book, Thrawn) is hands-down one of the best and most interesting characters I’ve ever seen. He’s brilliant, creating battle strategies by studying his opponents’ cultural art to understand their cultural psychology and look for weaknesses in their thinking. And despite being a morally grey character, he’s not unduly arrogant and is actually extremely likeable--he has to work hard to get into the Imperial command structure that heavily discriminates against non-humans, his motivation is the best interest of his people, the Chiss, and he is always willing to explain his thinking to his close allies and friends. And who else would respond to being stabbed by smiling and saying, “But it was so artistically done?”

2. Beren (specifically, from Philosopher-At-Large’s script/screenplay adaptation of Tolkien’s story of Beren and Luthien, A Boy, A Girl, & A Dog: The Lay of Leithian Dramatic Script Project, which can be read in full here: https://rustbucket.net/leithian/index.html)

Do we not all want to yell at the gods about theodicy until they answer our questions to our satisfaction? I specifically pick Beren not from the original Silmarillion, as much as I love Tolkien’s work, but from Philosopher-At-Large’s script retelling, because A Boy, A Girl, & A Dog might just be my favorite work of literature of all time--fanwork, original fiction, or otherwise. I stumbled across it via a fanart of Beren on DeviantArt, like, six or seven years ago that referenced it, and my life has never been the same. It was hard to pick a favorite character, since literally all of the Script’s characters hold a special place in my heart, but I love Beren’s gentle, dry humor and his grim, determined, reckless stubbornness. His relationship with Luthien is of course the driving point of the story, but I thought that his relationships with Finrod and the other members of their company, and his backstory in Dorthonian and his interactions with the Valar were spectacularly done as well. This story is full of the grim determination to at least try and keep loving people, to keep throwing yourself at a problem and refuse to back down until you find a satisfactory solution, and Beren is right there at the heart of that, and I think that makes him pretty hopepunk.

3. Hamlet (Hamlet by William Shakespeare)

What is there to say about Hamlet that hasn’t already been said a thousand times by people significantly more learned and eloquent than me? I love him. He’s a genre-savvy protagonist trapped in a world where nothing! Fucking! Makes! Sense! My poor emo boy. I feel so much for him, being trapped in a situation where he needs to learn the truth in order to move forward and finally act, but there’s no way for him to get at the truth, so instead he just spirals further and further into fey, frustrated, erratic “madness.” Such a disaster bi. Definitely in love with his tired functional gay bf Horatio. Drama queen and Pretentious Asshole TM. In any decent modern au, he loves Hot Topic and gets all his clothes from there. I don’t even really do theater, but I’d love to have a chance to play him onstage.

4. James Dunworthy (the Oxford Time Travel series by Connie Willis)

The Oxford Time Travel series by Connie Willis ranges from hilarious (To Say Nothing of the Dog) to heartbreaking (Doomsday Book) and Mr. Dunworthy is right in the middle of all of it. For those who haven’t read it, the premise of the series is that time travel has been discovered, but we can’t use it to change the past, so instead it’s mainly just used by historians going back in time to study history, and Mr. Dunworthy is the head of the history department at Oxford University in the year 2060. He might be strict, but he has strong dad vibes, and, just, cares so much for all of his historians. He basically adopts Colin when Colin is stranded in Oxford over Christmas during an epidemic, he regularly puts himself in danger to look for lost historians, he helped invent time travel, and he knows that the point of studying the past is caring about the people who lived there. I want him to be my dad.

5. The 9th Doctor (Doctor Who)

Okay, I love 10 and 12 and 13 almost as much as I love 9, but 9 has to be my favorite Doctor. He was my first doctor, and what really got me hooked on the series was his kindness--hard-won and hard-clung to after the trauma of the time war. It isn’t always easy for him--the time war took everything away from him, and you can see how he’s tempted to be angry and bitter and harsh--but even so, he insists on helping people, on atoning for his mistakes, on nonviolence and using kindness and cleverness to fix things instead of violence and hate. He says, guns are bad and bananas are good, and every person is important, and when asked if he’s a coward or a killer, he says, “Coward. Any day.” And that philosophy, that choice, has left a deep impact on me.

[image description: gif of the 9th doctor saying “Who said you’re not important?” from New Who Season 1 episode 8, “Father’s Day.” end id]

6. Eliot Spencer (Leverage)

The whole premise of a group of thieves, criminals and con artists getting together to take down corrupt people in power is great, and Eliot is my favorite. He may have done some seriously bad shit in the past, but now he’s just devoted to taking care of the team, and particularly his hacker and his thief. I don’t know that he believes he’s worthy of their love, but he’s still somehow the most mature and emotionally stable member of the team; he knows how to control his anger and live alongside his regrets, and despite his grumbling, he dives headfirst into protecting the rest of the team and keeping them safe. Bonus points for being in an almost-canon ot3, and for the passion that he brings to his cooking. Also, I headcanon him as gray aro and transmasc, because I can.

[image description: gif of Eliot standing back-to-back with Parker and Hardison. end id]

7. Jon Sims (The Magnus Archives)

I’m only on season 3 of TMA so far, but I love Jon with all my heart. Working at a supernatural research institute, after having had a supernatural encounter of your own, and still choosing not to really believe in the supernatural until it knocks down the door to your office and riddles you with worms? Big mood. He’s a stubborn workaholic disaster ace, and I relate because I too struggle to interact with people and tend to get lost in obscure research projects for hours at a time. Somebody give this boy a hug and then a nap.

8. River Taam (Firefly)

Once again, there are a lot of good characters in Firefly, and I was hard-pressed to pick just one of them to put on this list. But River is a sweet summer child slowly overcoming trauma to find the joy and delight in the world around her that she had before the Academy, and I want all the best things for her. Bonus points go to Simon, who gave up everything he knew to save his sister, and Mal, who stubbornly sticks to his own code of honor even after loosing the war and much of his faith.

9. Lancelot (The Once and Future King by T. H. White)

A splendidly complex and morally grey take on our favorite legendary hero. T. H. White writes a Lancelot who struggles deeply with guilt and pride and imposter syndrome--who struggles desperately to do what is right and to channel the traits he finds in himself--both strengths and flaws--into doing the right thing. His scrupulosity is sadly relatable, and the lines “It is so fatally easy to make young children believe that they are horrible” and “ You could not give up a human heart as you could give up drinking. The drink was yours, and you could give it up: but your lover’s soul was not your own: it was not at your disposal; you had a duty towards it” are both absolutely haunting. It’s only implied in the book, but T. H. White admitted in letters that Lancelot enjoys pain, and is probably bi as well, and a bit in love with Arthur, and that he feels very guilty about it, and I just want a fluffy modern adaptation where Arthur and Guenevere and Lancelot can be in the kinky ployamarous triad that they deserve and just be happy together.

10. Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling)

While I have some problems these days with the Harry Potter series and the transphobia of its author, it’s possible to like something without minimizing its flaws, and this list would not be complete without Luna Lovegood. I spent significant portions of middle school pretending to be her. She taught me how to embrace my own unabashed weirdness, and I wouldn't be the same without her.

@a-nerdy-shade-of-purple @conan-concocting-chaos @one-supportive-august​ @the-lyra-cal-trans​ @the-eleftheria​ @dumpstertrash​

[boyfriend-cal]

Because I Had You – Calum Hood description: me being emo while listening to Shawn Mendes strikes again! Calum is reminiscing on your relationship together, even though it’s in the past. sad but also fluffy. based on the song Because I Had You by Shawn Mendes. a little bit salty bc i decide to be productive for the first time in months and tumblr deletes my drafts :(

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Important: plain italic is the past, bold italic is the future

Word count: 1.6k

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Calum tapped his bottle against the bar to tell the bartender to give him another one. He was thinking of you again. He didn’t only think of you when he was drinking. He thought of you all the time. It was a problem. He’d even switched the brand of beer he drank because his favorite was something you’d convinced him to try and he ended up loving it.

He always felt like he should’ve fought harder at the end of your relationship. He’ll forever hate himself for not trying to at least. He changes his mind about his last beer and decides to pay his tab, so he can leave. After he throws enough money down for the bill plus a tip, he’s out the door.

The cold air hits his skin, and when all he can think about is how much you’d enjoy being outside on a night like this, he knows it’s time. It’s time to find someone else.

Calum passes the library you met him in. He remembers hearing your laugh ring throughout the entire building, but instead of complaining, most people just enjoyed it. Then he can clearly see another memory.

“Calum, stop goofing around. I need to find this book, so I can finish my paper.” You roll your eyes at him, but the Calum can tell by the smile on your face that you love his pestering.

Cal turns around and starts thumbing through the books on the shelf. He giggles at some of the titles, just to distract you. You sigh, feeling like you should just give up. The book you were looking for was old, and for a specific topic, so you weren’t sure why you thought you’d find it anyway.

“Baby, look what I found.” You spin around, hoping he’d found the book you desperately needed. Instead, he was showing you a cover that said, “History of Love.”

“I already told you to stop it. I don’t think we’re going to find what I want here, so let's go.” You make sure the shelves around you look neat before you turn to walk out of the aisle. Calum calls your name again.

“This right here is where we’ll go one day. You know what for? For being the most iconic couple in the history of couples.” Calum joked, and he loved the way blush crept onto your cheeks. He could tell you were trying hard to fight a smile, but you lost.

“Such a dork. I love you.” You reach forward, placing one hand on either side of his face and kissing him softly.

“I love you more, baby girl.”

He continued to walk towards his lonely one-bedroom apartment. He could make new memories with someone else. You certainly had, but he wasn’t going to let himself be super bitter about it because you genuinely looked happy.

The next building that catches his attention is the café that you two became regulars at. He hadn’t been inside in months just because he wasn’t sure if you’d be there. After your first date there (where you spilled your coffee all over him, so he gave you his), you decided it could be something you two often did. You liked their poetry nights, and he liked their karaoke nights. It had something for both of you.

“This place looks homey.” You comment as Calum holds the door open for you. He smiles and shrugs, you were right. The walls were lined with bookshelves, and half of the area had tables for eating while the other half was filled with couches and recliners. It felt like the kind of place you’d live in.

“What can I get you two?” The cheery old lady behind the counter pulls both of your attention away from the room.

“Oh hi! Uhm, he’ll have an Americano, and I’ll take a caramel Macchiato, please.” You step up and order for the both of you while Calum has his back to you. He’s still scoping out the room.

“Names?”

“I’m Y/N, and this is Calum. What's your name?” Calum turned to look at you. You were beaming with a smile like you always were. He loved that about you.

“Sharon, nice to meet you. Would you like any sweets to go with your coffee?” Sharon points to the display case and the gasp that leaves your mouth as you gush over how good everything looks makes Calum chuckle.

“We’ll take two danishes and one slice of the lemon loaf.”

Calum taps your shoulder and lets you know he’ll pay so you can go find a spot to sit. As soon as you turn around and start to take in all of the little details, he knew he wasn’t getting you to leave anytime soon. He thinks it’s lucky that there’s only one other person in here because sometimes your bright and bubbly personality comes off annoying to bystanders. It was one of his favorite things about you.

He watches you sit in one chair and then get up to move to another until you find one you want. Then, you have to get up again to look through the books on the shelf. Calum realizes he’s been so focused on you that he hasn’t even paid yet until Sharon clears her throat behind him.

“My apologies. How much?” Calum shakes his head a little bit, pulling his wallet out from his back pocket.

“$14. Don’t apologize. It’s been a while since I’ve seen a couple so in love.”

Cal hadn’t seen Sharon since a couple of weeks before the breakup. When you two first met her, it was only your third or fourth date. At first, it startled Calum to think that he was already head over heels for you, but he was. Instead of running away as his instincts told him, he chose to embrace it.

Calum shuddered at the thought of walking into that café with someone else. He knew Sharon would see right through him. He thinks that might be the hardest part of moving on with someone new, taking them to all of the places that he used to go with you.

But then again, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad.

“Oh, look, Calum! This place is so cute. Want to go inside?” She looks up at him with pleading eyes. He looks to the quaint, quiet place in front of him. Somewhere that is so familiar. But he doesn’t hesitate, he nods and leads her inside.

Sharon is inside, behind the counter like she always is. Her smile never falters even when realizing who’s not standing next to him. Calum things, this is fine, he can do this. What was he so worried about?

His date steps up and orders an iced blended drink and then turns to him and asks what he wants, but Sharon already keyed it in and nods. Calum asks her to pick a spot to sit and then starts to pay for their drinks.

“How about a slice of lemon loaf also?” He smiles weakly, remembering again. Sharon nods and says, “It’s on the house, sweetheart.”

When Calum turns around, he expects to see her browsing the books or running her fingers along the different fabrics of the various recliners. Instead, she’s sitting on a barstool and looking at her phone. It’s okay, he thinks, not everyone can be like you. In fact, no one is like you.

Cal waits for the drinks before he joins her. She tells him “thank you” but says nothing else. After a few minutes, Calum tries again to make conversation and this time she bites. They’re both laughing at a story she’s telling about a prank her little brothers pulled once, and suddenly they’re too wrapped up in themselves to see or hear anyone else.

Over some number of months, things are good. Calum tells himself every day that he’s happy. He wakes up, makes plans with her, and it works. It distracts him for a good while.

He takes her to the library and she sits with her feet in his chair while he reads. Sometimes she reads too, sometimes she bugs him in a cute but also annoying way.

Other times they hit up Calum’s favorite bar. She’s not afraid to get the party started on karaoke nights and she loves to be in the middle of the dance floor. Calum prefers to watch, but steps in when she makes a pouty face and bats her lashes.

And then, one day, they’re sitting in the corner of the coffee shop. Their knees are touching and their fingers are interlocked. It’s very personal looking to anyone on the outside, one person in particular. Calum notices that the bell above the door rang, but he doesn’t look up until a moment later. It was a mistake.

You’re standing there, at the door, alone, and staring right at him. He watches your eyes move from him to her, to his hands, and then back to his face. Calum feels like he’s been caught doing something wrong. He realizes he did and that this is all wrong.

The sound of someone clicking the lock button on their car keys, followed by the horn, is what pulls Calum back. He takes back his previous thought. It would be as bad as he thinks. Because he could try, and he could make something work, but he’d never be completely satisfied. Calum could distract himself for a good amount of time, but he could never love her in the right way. All because once, he had you.

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[too-many-kin-not-enough-time]

kin (hal, canon call)

*a wild and hella long canon call appears. sorry not sorry.*

what up, im hal, im a kin, and i never f******g asked your opinion karen

anyway sup im hal strider and im looking for roxy and sawtooth. you don't even have to be *my* roxy, you're all absolute angels. as for sawtooth im not delusional enough to assume i'll find you. i've done the math and searched the tags; the probability is lower than tana mongeau and bella thorne's iq's put together and divided by three. that said im still going to try because the numbers can go to hell and i miss you. even if youre not *my* sawtooth im willing to talk.

i’ll talk to pretty much anyone from my timeline (sawtooth, roxy, jane, jake, dirk, bro, the makaras, cal, etc) but im most concerned with finding those two. even if you're not from my timeline im willing to talk to you and potentially make new friends i guess.

rox and i were hella close. best friends. ride or die, bonnie and clyde without the strings, we knew everything about each other, got drunk together, she did my nails once and she was a freakin bamf who could run in seven inch heels and could probably kill you with just a paperclip and some gum if she wanted to. she slapped me and i said thank you in true mean girls reference form. i really miss you rox, i dunno what happened or what went wrong but please come back so we can talk it out. i need my b-triple-f-e back

like i said earlier i know im probably never going to find him, even finding a sawtooth from a different timeline has odds lower than challenger deep (yes i know that probably doesn't make sense to most of you. look it up. get yourself some geographical education nerds.)

he was involved in some hella shady stuff and fought dirtier than san franciscos streets. tall dude, we’re talking the empire state building of human beings here. sawtooth was his street name and he could put the fear of god in an atheist just for funsies if he felt like it (except me. obviously. then again im not an atheist so theres that.) i threw one of my tools at your head once. im still not sorry, you deserved it at the time and you damn well know it. and i totally missed on purpose and not because you scared the hell out of me so dont even go there. message me if you see this i miss you and we have some serious shit to talk about. like what the hell happened on *that* day. you know which one.

and now we’ll talk about me because i guess it’s probably helpful to know about me if you’re looking for me and don’t want the wrong me, you feel me?

i had strawberry blond hair; i didnt bleach it often and it was kinda fluffy i guess. i had snakebites and a bunch of other piercings but those weren’t as visible or noticeable. yes i had the pointy anime shades but i didnt wear them all the time. I’ve been told i had a very passive aggressive and sarcastic sense of humor and way of talking, sometimes more aggressive than passive. if i didn’t own at least five hoodies or a multitude of t-shirts with offensive, ironic, or at least sarcastic phrases and pictures on them then im not your hal. sorry.

*special note/disclaimer: i am specifically mentioning the makaras and cal for a reason. there's a lot of complicated shit to go through there but the basics are i made some pretty poor choices in friends and it ended... horribly to say the least. that said im desperate to find anyone and still trying to gain and sort through memories so im willing to talk to you anyway.

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[princecardan]

The different types of Red Queen fans I've seen on my dash

Type 1: the hardcore marecal shipper, actively denies the ending of king’s cage, reads a lot of fluffy fanfiction/aus, cries listening to the RQ4 playlist

Type 2: CAMERON COLE IS THE GREATEST PERSON TO EVER WALK THE EARTH

Type 3: still bitter about shade’s death, probably will never get over it, still sends Victoria asks about it even tho it’s been over a year

Type 4: the Cal Calore fangirl, yells whenever they see a Matthew Daddario gifset, doesn’t like mare that much

Type 5: MAVEN IS BI EVANGELINE IS LESBIAN EVERYONE IN RED QUEEN IS GAY

Type 6: the lowkey marecal shipper, unlike type 1 they actually acknowledge mare and cal’s flaws and don’t think it’s the end of the world if they don’t end up together (but they rly want it to happen)

Type 7: the maven stan, would protect him at all cost, prays for redemption arc in rq4

Type 8: the maven hater, literally DESPISES maven calore and probably wants him to die

Type 9: the in-between maven fan…. thinks he’s an amazing villain but at the same time deserves what’s coming to him

Type 10: I LOVE MARE BARROW SO MUCH SHE IS MY SUN AND STARS AND SPITTING QUEEN