#i spat tea

[fyllophobia]

seliph & ares commission, thank you!

[thistleswan]

Crossing paths… In what must’ve been a lifetime ago…

[mermaids-ate-my-dinner]

*Demeter's sickle appearing above Meg's head.*

"*gasp* She's a communist!"

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

a list of creatures my sister has likened alex turner to:

• a rat hungry for cheese

• a porpoise

• a french duck called gertrude

• a strange but alluring woodland cryptid

• “one of those birds that mate for life and do really weird showy sexual dances to entice their partner”

• bambi in a leather jacket

• “some kind of mysterious siren”

[xxplastic-cubexx]

WHY DOES THAT ERIK LOOK LIKE VLAD FROM DANNY PHANTOM???

NOT VLAD STOOOOOPPPPPVJEORLJLAKJKJ

[hyperfocusthusly]

Papaya rules: cut them up when they’re nice and juicy

[gentlebeard]

i was tagged by the lovely @sherlockig @saltpepperbeard @harrylovesspaezle @darkinerry @edsbacktattoo & @agaywithcoffee to find my cosmos persona. thanks to all of you! ❤️

first of all, jodi, we have a strong attraction 😌❤️ (absolutely no one is surprised) BUT i am surprised that this is so scarily accurate.

i have no idea who has done this already so if you’re reading this, feel free to do it if you like (and pls tag me, i’d love to read yours!)

[take-taker-taken]

A certain @angelkitty32001 is in a playful mood this morning… 🤨😐🤣

(We are British, so pants are underwear)

[mercysought]

There once was a girl who drank from the fountain She left her youth halfway up the mountain She went back to get it, but someone was there They had her committed and shaved off her hair They threw her a party with diamonds and spoons But they were bloodsuckers with crocodile shoes She went to the chemist to make her a dog But he was dyslexic, so he made a God. Rainbows, butterflies, what is all this? Shanghai, summertime, follow your bliss Everything on the Earth keeps blooming What a great time to be human

what a great time to be human by jagwar twin

[nyxi-pixie]

(Hope I'm not being too presumptuous talking to you, forgive me if I am 😔)

"Nyxie mentions leash in an skk fic, who's shocked"

Nyxie, respectfully, should leash Dazai more often. Get my girl choking on the pull of his feelings as Chuuya tugs on his knowledge of him and the power over Dazai it has, it's good for their enrichment.

(And also, I am so convinced he'd look so good crying-)

HELP ME. leash mention is a feral freak trigger for ME but you have an illness. foaming at the mouth biting at the bars of your enclosure etc BACK foul demon BACK I SAY!!!!

[mikehasfleas]

Was casually scrolling on YouTube shorts and stumbled onto a magnus archives animation, which looked really cool, but it was to an episode I'd completely forgot about where Jon is GAGGED AND TIED TO A CHAIR WHILE WIMPERING

[iamthepulta]

BRIAR AND WESTLIE CAN BE FRIENDS

Tell me about Westlie!

Ah! They might be such interesting friends! Westlie is technically a Sunless Skies/Skyfarer character, so the stats are a little different, but her main skills are Iron and Mirrors.

She grew up as the eldest child of a Skies shipping magnate who wanted a boy, but got two girls, and she was raised as heir to Fairweather Shipping and Co. Westlie has a natural head for numbers, and if her life had been her own, probably would've become a navigator, but clerking was a decent substitute, except for her father's cruelty and ... lax... views of the law.

After some time of watching employees being treated cruelly and her own assertions that his management was wrong, she decided to run away, frantically applied to several skyfarer captains for any sort of position, and was hired as First Mate by Captain Fitzroy of the Pyrrhus.

Her main motivators are stubborn fury at injustice, and a deep-seated belief that nobody should go without the love she did, although she's (very) emotionally stunted and can't communicate that as well as she wants.

She almost always wears a walking skirt and vest, and prefers skirts to pants: partly because Arthur wanted a boy so desperately and femininity is one subconscious way she can strike back, but mostly because she just like skirts.

(In the Liztlie AU, Westlie is 23, and her upbringing and opinions are the same, she just stumbles into adopting a child and her protective nature +extra stuff spur her to leave Fairweather, so there's no Captain Fitzroy and the story stays in London.)

[nutria--oscura]

... i listened to the correct intro... r-right?

like my brain didnt make that up?

[blossoms-phan]

https://x.com/mychatlogs/status/1857991020933165210

i don’t think florida is real because what the hell

this is sending meeeee 😭😭 flavoured creamer in tea is so crazy lmfaooo tbf if you’re British or someone that drinks tea you will be APPALLED at how hard it is to order tea in other countries that don’t have tea culture like it’s actually crazy

[hpdmguy]

BEHOLD the fucking funniest fic I've ever read /hyp

[jaztice]

not me almost spit taking when brennan plugs the patreon god damn it bro