#i sound like i'm 13

[blackhholes]

teen wolf meme: [3/6] creatures -> kitsune

There are thirteen kinds of Kitsune: celestial, wild, ocean, thunder... But there is one, a dark Kitsune. They call it void, or Nogitsune.

[ineed-to-sleep]

We've started blocking it out babey *I say completely chill and cool and unaffected as if I didn't just become a pathetic beast screeching in pain on my tattoo artist's chair today for 2 hours*

[witchinatree]

making a list of my favorite quote/ones that stuck with me from each season 1 episode because i feel like it

(i'm starting this after episode 4 but it will be a WHILE before i post it)

episode 1: "bones are a lie peddled by Big Milk" - alice

i love this one because it's a great introduction to alice i think. also it radiates spiral so i hope we get avatar alice not dead alice (isnt there a podcast called alice isnt dead?)

episode 2: "If I wanted to clear the canvas, I would have used turpentine." - statement

this one was just fucking powerful and caught me so off guard like 😶

episode 3: "What would I do without her?" - statement

the norris statement <3 it feels like martin asking what he would do without jon which makes mag200 a lot sadder and i love them

episode 4: "Perhaps you shall prove a stronger will than I, and will yet find it within yourself to destroy this hungry thing of wood and cat-gut." - statement

augustus sighting #1 and we immediately get jonah magnus expressing that it may be possible for gwen bouchard unknown family member to overcome the eye's hunger spooky violin

episode 5: "Voyeur needs to be seen to be believed." - statement

i feel like this one is pretty reflective of how the seasons gonna go? like if you explain the events of tma (mag200 specifically) no one's gonna believe you, it must be seen to be believed!! and also seen!! like the eye!!!

episode 6: "Not sca- This isn’t some poxy blood test, some little pinprick, this is hundreds, thousands of razor sharp points pushing into your flesh." - needles

i love needles so much and i thought this was really funny because it was like "you dont find me scary!! what the fuck!!!" just kind of toddler michael energy

episode 7: "It’s not like we’re wrestling with tape recorders and manila folders." - celia

STOP IT. celia you can't say that you just cannot!!!!!! you Know™ too much maam i cant with you

episode 8: "Pleasure to meet you both. I’m Gerry!"

RAGHHHHH OH MY GOD GERRY!!!! i love him so much and idk how to handle him being alive in the tmagp universe!! gertrude too but idk we got so much of her in tma and not nearly enough of gerry

episode 9: "And honestly, it’s kind of compelling by this point." - sam

they got him 😔😔 the horrors got sam 😔😔 also i found this to be an interesting contrast to jon's heavy resistance in season 1 like he was being compelled but he wasn't going to let anyone know that vs sam "its kinda compelling to trauma dump on this paperwork :]" how is he somehow even more victim material

episode 10: "Gosh you’re sexy, here’s a twenty for your trouble.” - alice

does this count as a quote if shes also quoting what she thinks sam should say? idk anyway i love her i would say that to her if given the chance and it was very silly. i will not be addressing bonzo i am scared.

episode 11: "...Thank you, Alice" - gwen

dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard. okay also, the way she CRUMBLED at the idea of anyone doing anything nice for her please someone give her a hug and let it be ME. this series is tossing me back and forth between sam & alice (what is their ship name) and dyhard but this put me back to dyhard

episode 12: "You know it's rude to have absolutely no game?" - alice

she's so fucking funny i need her to be okay so badly!!!! i don't think even tim made me laugh as much as she makes me chuckle and this one really got me. it's hard to write such a comedic character in a podcast since you only have the voice but they really nailed it i adore her

episode 13: "Is it my fault?" - gwen

each of these episodes just reveal a little bit more about how loving and soft gwen is and idk i love her so unbelievably much so seeing that she felt guilt about the bonzo stuff just made her so much more real :(

episode 14: "Christ, they’re in the walls…" - statement

theyre in the walls!!! theyre in the goddamn walls!!!!! anyway that got me because i realized the hole before the statement said it. made more sad than scared tbh

episode 15: "Babies are cool!" - alice this entire interaction between her and sam & celia was so awkward, she is so obvious and i love her anyway

episode 16: "It’s not like I was holding doors open for Mr Bonzo or anything." - gwen my wife is so so so stupid but i adore her AND this gives room for character development. i wish she did not do that though. i love when characters are flawed and have depth but i struggled to get past THIS flaw of hers

episode 17: "Thanks, I guess. Not exactly the same, though, is it?" - celia shes talking TO JON IN THE COMPUTER. SHE KNOWS. i lost my damn mind i love her i love her. get the gay people out of the puter please queen

episode 18: "Why would I need to talk to you? Your work is satisfactory. Unless you have a work-related issue I could assist you with?" - lena solidified my opinion that lena is the best boss to ever have, i adore her and i would want to work for her if she wasn't the boss of Creepy Establishment #1

episode 19: "You’re going to throw it in the fishtank, aren’t you?" - alice colin's behavior is like really worrying BUT i'm glad he's back. i was not convinced he was still alive

episode 20: "I suppose it’s too late for remorse, isn’t it? And why should I be sorry? This is what I deserve!" - ink5oul/statement they reminded me of jon a lot, like especially his season 3/4 transformation when he doesn't quite know everything but he knows he isn't who he was in season 1 anymore, i hope we see more of their life and they can be helped :(

episode 21: [Tape Recorder Bites Ink5oul] - audio description i know it's not technically a quote but this is just so fucking funny. why does it have teeth. what does this mean for the lore. holy shit.

episode 22: "Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood" - celia. knawing at the walls of my enclosure i am so not okay. i'm not okay. wtf. wtf. wtf. they're real. wtf.

episode 23: "I had a favorite mug. It said “love you, bitch” and had a picture of a drunk dog on it." - alice. okay i just love this entire interaction because gwen got to open up a little bit and my dyhard heart is so full

episode 24: "I am told that children like me, and I’ve always held the opinion that the world would be a better place if everyone just thought more." - basira. once again this whole interaction was so fun but like idk i loved hearing basira somewhat happy and in a safe place :] my wife <3

episode 25: " I am trying to help, to save us from this goddamned fucking nightmare machine!" - colin. MAN I REALLY WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!!! I WAS SO CONFIDENT YOU WEREN'T GONNA DIE!!!! it's over

episode 26: "I was worrying for a moment that you were Magnussing." - alice. MAGNUSSING BEING CANON MADE ME SAY IT EVEN MORE I'VE SAID IT LIKE TWICE ALREADY

episode 27: "You didn’t tell me the room was labelled, “Archivist.”" - celia. oooooh somebody's got TRAUMAAAAA LMAO

episode 28: "So you’re telling me you know nothing about an OIAR external contract being found with the bodies of two tattooed thugs who met rather grisly ends?" - TREVOR HERBERT???? anyway. ink5oul mention!!!!! i hope they stop killing people it's really rude

episode 29: "Alice, er… we’ve got to talk. It’s important." - teddy. i knew it was over for him but i didn't think it was gonna be THIS bad??? bye babe i guess??? 😭

episode 30: how do i even pick. the whole fucking episode. i can't. i am in a state of shock. i need to lay down for 30 years.

[tinyclowndancer]

pspspsps porretta besties from the dark place who refused to bring this song to its end here's a little something for you. 🎙️

[bigautomaton]

pulling up tmagp 13 to listen to that noise again and stare at a blank wall

[icy-book]

Consider, if you will, AU (either with canon post-s1 pre-s2 events but D.A.D.D.I.E.S. solves things before season 2 would start, or no Doodler/betrayal but Nicky still has to leave because FBI or other reasons) in which Terry Jr is the full time drama teacher for Teen High. Nicky returns from wherever he's been and is like "Well I want to be an active part of my kid's life and try and make up for lost time. I should go to his parents' evening, find out how he's doing in school, and meet his teachers. Especially this Mr Marlowe guy, Taylor seems to think he's awesome." And walking right into that classroom/hall to find his ex-boyfriend best friend sitting there in a dorky sweater and tie combo

Cue Terry, without missing a beat, greeting them as if nothing is wrong

Internal: when the FUCK did he come back and oh my god this is so awkward fuck I have to be professional how do I tell this guy that his kid is a loveable little shit after everything that's happened oh god oh fuck

Externally: "Hello Taylor and Mr Close-Foster-Freeman. I'm Taylor's drama teacher" *shakes hand* "Would you like to take a seat?"

[bluescribble]

Dave Today part 1

(Based from Andrew Hussie's and Hanni Brosh's Quality Time comic on Paradox Space)

[i-like-media]

As a trans person it's easy to relate to the Doctor. He chose his own name, is a different person the next time an old friend sees him and is always an outcast for the fact that he's not like the company he keeps (an alien).

But I was thoroughly surprised when I started watching the 13th Doctor's era as a Trans Masc person and started relating to her MORE than I had previously with other Doctors. And it goes beyond the jokes about her forgetting she's a woman!

It's the fact that the Doctor is still The Doctor, but everything is harder because no one really SEES her as the Doctor (even a lot of people in the fandom don't!). There are aspects about womanhood she likes, like wearing ear jewelry and being included in events exclusively for women, but people outside of her close circle ONLY see a woman. They tie all the associated stereotypes and social rules to her that previously had never been on the table before.

Suddenly she's expected to be obedient instead of a leader.

Where previously her words held a lot of weight, no one seems to listen to her no matter what she says.

Where previously she could be intimidating when raising her voice, her raising her voice lands in the ears of the other with no weight whatsoever.

Where previously she had height to her advantage, she is now smaller than all the guys around her.

And it's that big disconnect between how she sees herself and how other people see her what frustrates her! Inside she's still just as masculine as she was before, and she's also just as feminine as she was before.

And it's so different from the Master becoming Missy, because the moment the Master became a woman she immediately wanted to explore femininity and and even changed her name to suit it. The Master/Missy is more in tune with the gender identity they're found in or at least feel they should indulge on things typically associated with said gender. Meanwhile the Doctor, who has previously been mostly a man, doesn't feel anything should change about what they call themself and how they should act or behave around others.

That specific disconnect is something I relate to so heavily and something I haven't seen other trans people talk about yet. Like, outside of the misogyny and exclusively as a trans experience

[everything-written-down]

I just found out that kathryn hahn and sharon horgan played the same part in the us and uk versions of free agents, and this information is delighting me

[koka-mi]

coconut pineapple, cherry and chocolate fudge for the ask game >< // if u want //

HII RAVEN HIII sorry I got to this a little late :'D ANYWAYZ TY FOR THE ASK YAAYYYY (link to the og ask game post!)

🥥🍍do you have any nicknames? and, is there anything you’d want to change your name to?

Yes I do! :3 I have a lot actually xD ppl usually call me koka but sometimes ppl call me kami. It's kinda funny but also kinda weird bcz kami means god/hair/paper in Japanese BWHSHWJS oh and uhmm there was this one person who nicknamed me koko which was kinda cute! Uhh ppl also call me kira bcz of another username I go by and a few specific ppl used to call me kir which I always thought sounded like an invader zim name so I loved it :]

Annd back when I was active on quotev one of my old friends on there gave me the nickname Sunberry bcz my name was Strawberry Sunflower and I think that nickname sticks out to me the most. Like I just thought it was super super cute and a nice way to shorten the name. My username actually used to be PrettySunberry on Pinterest before I changed it xD I miss them I kinda feel bad I can't remember their name but they deactivated their acc so I can't check now :[ but I MISS YOU IF YOU READ THIS THEN YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

(Also abt the last question no I don't think there's anything I'd change my name to..maybe if I had to I'd pick my old username I used on manga sites bcz it was super pretty imo but that's only if I had to. I'm content with the names I have now :3 unless this meant irl name--if so then maybe. I don't like my irl name that much but idk what I'd change it to so I gots to keep it for now xD)

🍒would you rather be gifted roses or baked goods on a special day?

Definitely baked goods!!!! I love flowers a lot but I've never been very good at taking care of them :'D I'd feel really bad if the rose someone gave me died :(( at least with baked goods it'll go to good use bcz I'll definitely eat it all! >:D

🍫would you prefer a stargazing date or a picnic date?

Hmmm... Well the best thing would be to mix the two of these together and have a picnic date under the stars! Buut if I have to pick one then definitely picnic date :3 I've always wanted to go on a picnic but I never got the chance so it'd be amazing to go on one someday! Stargazing sounds a lil boring SORRY I mean if one of us were into astronomy it'd be pretty fun but if neither of us were then uhm..it'd just be kinda staring at stars xD maybe if we brought a telescope it'd be cooler but uh still--it'd be cute if something happened where likee maybe someone was gazing at the other instead of the stars! (hopeless romantic in me hehe) But unfortunately that mostly happens in fanfic... 💔 at least with picnic it feels like there's more eating and conversing xD HOWEVER. I still think combining the two and going on a picnic under the stars is the best way to go <3

[sooahbites]

Your art is SO GOOD CDEIHNEDCUHNDECUHWDNHUNED!!!!!!!

Anyway I hope you have a great day ^-^

THANK U SMMM.

Ten years doing this, god I feel... old.

[wizardpink]

How is everyone's Friday morning, I just got home from having all my teeth removed.

[gxlden-angels]

I finally found the little ✨Dream Girl✨ passage in the Faithgirlz! Bible that made me realize I might just be gay

[elline]

i think some people shouldn't be talking about how fun it is to make fun of someone when their (minor!) girlfriend had a whole space filled with both minors and adults explicitly discussing and sharing fetish content. y'know if you actually cared about your girlfriend you wouldn't let her set up a very dangerous situation, not to mention an illegal one! ever thought about that behind your anime girl *cackle*?

[clowngremlin]

basically made dinner all by myself today (older brother only seasoned our chicken breasts and i did the rest of everything)......i cooked raw meat which is something i don't do very often and was worried about, but everything turned out great!!! i also did my laundry today, took the dog for a walk and fed him and have been on top of making sure his water dish is always full, loaded the dishwasher with dirty dishes (idk how to turn it on, i'm gonna ask my dad how to do it when he gets home so i can begin to do it by myself!), did some drawing, wrote in my journal, and pulled myself out of a depressive spiral i was having earlier in the day!!!! really beating the "spencer can't take care of himself or do anything ever" allegations......

[nero-neptune]

billy joel jumpscare during my sopranos binge. scared the shit out of me