#i sound like gollum now and ace is my ring

[stroobooree]

Opinions on the new Nintendo direct

Mario & Luigi Brothership: this looks cute as FUCK. I loved Mario & Luigi Dream Team so I already know this is gonna be a banger

Nintendo World Championships (NES edition): I like when Nintendo acknowledges the speedrun community and I will be trying this even though I suck at video games

FAIRY TAIL 2: Generic anime game #1

FANTASIAN Neo Dimension: Generic anime game #2

Nintendo switch sports (new sport): This looks like ass! I’d rather have Wii sports resort please

MIO Memories in Orbit: Yup that sure is a game. Looks cool ig

Disney Illusion Island: Yup that sure is a Disney game

Hello Kitty Island Adventure: IM PLAYIN HELLO KITTY ISLAND ADVENTURE

Looney Toons Wacky World of Sports: Space Jam already sucked ass but at least it was nostalgic. Now it just sucks LMAO

Among Us:

Farmagia: Generic anime game #3

Donkey Kong Country returns HD: OH HELL YEAH I used to play this on my 3DS

Dragon Quest III HD-2D Remake: I think I heard my dad talk about this game once

Funko Fusion: Thanks, I hate it! Absolutely nauseating!

Luigi’s Masion 2 HD: FUCK YEHA BABY DARK MOON’S BACK IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG YEEESSSSSSS

THE NEW DENPA MEN: the fuck is a denpa man. Kinda cute ig

METAL SLUG ATTACK RELOADED: I think I heard my dad talk about this game once

Darkest Dungeon II: huh?

Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack: Sorry what? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me pirating your games

Phantom Brave The Lost Hero: Generic anime game #4

Marvel vs Capcom fighting collection arcade classics: Eat my ass Marvel capcom W

Super Mario Party Jamboree: I love Mario party games! They tear relationships apart! This looks fun. I like the word “jamboree” that’s a fun word

The Legend of Zelda Echoes of Wisdom: ZELDA PROTAGONIST GAME?!? UM YES???!!???!!??!?!?!? The gameplay in this looks hella fun

Just Dance 2025 Edition: I’ll only be buying this ONLY if they put hatsune miku in there

LEGO Horizon Adventures: Yup that’s a LEGO game. Horizon is pretty cool tho I watched my buddy @web-creep play it

Stray: Kitty! :3 I already have this game on PlayStation sooooooo

Tales of the Shire a lord of the rings game: Don’t care didn’t ask + gollum

Ace Attorney Investigations Collection: Oh my god I finally get to experience the AA game where Edgeworth won’t stfu about chess I’m so excited /gen

The Hundred Line Last Defense Academy: Generic anime game #5 + I dont like danganronpa (I probably spelled that wrong (I do not care))

Romancing SaGa 2 revenge of the seven: Generic anime game #6

Metroid Prime 4 Beyond: Hey that’s my mom! Samus is my mom you guys. I hope Snapcube sees this.

Conclusion? I’m very excited for Dark Moon HD remake and that’s basically it :)

[sanccharine]

HI MY LOVE

HI MY PRECIOUS

[takigawachrxsyuu]

Daiya no Ace as Brooklyn 99 quotes (pt. 1)

Eijun, to Kataoka: okay, cool, thanks dad

Kataoka:

Ota:

Rei:

The whole team:

Kataoka: do you see me as a father figure, Sawamura?

Eijun: NO- if anything, I see you as a bOTHER figure because YoU'Re ALwaYs BotHeRiNG mE

Tetsu, from across the field: hey! Show your father some respect!

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Raichi: I'm gonna grab a healthy breakfast!

Sanada: are those.. gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Raichi: breakfast burrito, but yeah

Sanada: i pity your dentist

Raichi: joke's on you! I don't have a dentist!

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Eijun: okay, I think I speak for all of us when-

Haruichi: he doesn't

Furuya: he doesn't

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Kuramochi: hey, you should go. Going to meetings, writing stuff down, you love that nerd stuff

Miyuki: writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?

Kuramochi: I just forget stuff like a cool person

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Itsuki: it feels like you're being a little harsh

Narumiya: thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I'll turn it up.

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Harada: I need some Inashiro drama, stat

Kamiya: I don't think we're that dramatic

Harada: I've been gone one week. Mei and Itsuki are dating, and they've killed a person.

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Narumiya: give me the ring

Itsuki: you sound like Gollum

Narumiya: that means nothing to me. I don't see those movies, I'm too pretty.

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Eijun: talk to him! that's what friends do!

Kuramochi: nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in my last word, then die immediately.

Eijun: that's your plan for dealing with this?

Kuramochi: that's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way

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Itsuki: Narumiya-san had me call people and tell them he was dead to see how they'd react

(two hours ago)

Narumiya: is she crying? is she crying?

Itsuki: a little

Narumiya, snatching the phone: you should be wailing, you stone cold bitch!

Narumiya, after slamming the phone down: now call my other grandma

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Toujou, out with Kanemaru: oh, I have to go

Kanemaru: aren't you forgetting something?

Toujou: *slowly leans over and kisses Kanemaru's forehead before running off*

Kanemaru: no! pay your bill! damn, who raised you?

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Miyuki: I was born for politics!

Miyuki: I have great hair and I love lying

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Sanada: you could've died!

Raichi: I wasn't hurt that badly! The doctor said all the bleeding was internal, that's where all the blood's supposed to be!

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Furuya: four hours is the most I've ever spent alone with any human. It was the worst experience of my life.

Eijun: hey, what about that time we went on a road trip together? That was about four hours

Eijun: oh, i see what just happened

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Miyuki: breakups are cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face with Xs for eyes.

Chris: what does that even mean?

Miyuki: the English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself

Chris:

Miyuki: winky face

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Eijun: you've never told a white lie to make someone feel better?

Furuya: I only lie when someone's safety is at risk

Eijun:

Furuya: or if a juvenile aged eight years or younger asks about Santa Claus

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Raizou: I'm talking to my credit card company. I tried to get an online subscription to The New Yorker but they declined me! Apparently, based on previous purchases, they assumed it was fraud

Raizou: that's crazy! I'm fancy! One time, I had a coffee flavoured ice cream