#i should stop i have an exam tomorrow 💀💀

[nintenka]

i drew over gacha life screenshots 💀💀

these images are so funny im literally crying but i also hope the kids who made these are okay now LMAO

[4giorno]

WAAAAAAAAAAH opening the game first thing in the morning is rlly something to get you energized today ;_____;💖 the previews have me crying tbh

[taissaswifelowkey]

Yellowjackets calling/texting you 🗣️‼️

a/n: i hesitated between choosing a modern or sticking to the original timeline ngl 💀 love love love doing these sm but i love that people read it even more youre all the best 😎🔥 italics: text messages

warnings: none, self-indulgent obviously 🙄 proofread bc i forget to do it most of the time

1996 timeline

📚 okay so taissa prefers seeing you in person but that wouldn’t stop her from sending you a message, meaning replying to your texts. like you would text her the most random thing ever like “im gnawing on this apple” (ifykyk) she would also send reminders telling you to drink water or that your assignment is due this week. uses “ok” and elipses or periods but her messages still mean well :((

I passed my oral exam!!

Congrats. I’m proud of you.

Can you pick me up later on after class?

Ok.

Don’t forget we have practice tomorrow…

I am going to live tomorrow?

🛹 LOTSSS AND LOTSSS of random text messages with van!! she would page you every ten minutes, every two hours. and so would you tbh.

i don’t understand this assignment

what assignment lol

also sends you letters! you sent her a letter back and everyone is just like “???? can’t you call or text each other???”

they don’t know understand how classic you two are and like to be :(

🕷️ i feel like nat would sneak off to a payphone to call you or just sneak off to your place. like taissa, she prefers to see you in person. it was mostly bc you kinda told her off for calling you at a random pay phone at god knows what time where anything could happen.

“i was perfectly fine and safe kevyn was waiting for me in his car.”

“oh so it was kevyn’s idea to drive you to a payphone at one in the morning?”

you’ll definitely make it a point to remind kevyn not to entertain her ideas anymore.

🦉 misty would call you. she LOVESSS the sound of your voice. talk to her about anything but ask her about her a day and she would def twirl her hair ngl 💀💀 the simplest of questions about her makes her stop to think every two minutes and you’re on the other line wondering if the connection got cut or something.

“what about your day? anything interesting happened in english period?”

“well…my day, you mean? as in…my day?”

she would have to be careful just bc of the phone bill. is the type of person to say “you hang up first 😜😜😜” and you did it once UNINTENTIONALLY.

🎀 jackie would text or call you but sometimes she would forget to answer you though. she mentally answers them. your logs is basically just you texting her, and her replying like two three business days.

Hey, let me know what I should get for lunch!!

Chicken dumplings please <33

? I asked you that a WEEK ago.

I know but can you still get it pls

and if she doesn’t answer your text messages she would just do it in person. though most of the time you’d forget what it was about. you two are seriously forgetful but catch up once you’re with each other. lottie is just better at talking than texting. if anything, i feel like it’s also bc she’s lowkey stressed

🧸 jackie would call, text, email, kick her feet and twirl her hair. would still text you right after calling you. would either feel bad or kinda grumpy if you take your time though.

I miss you

We literally just got off the phone

Wow, SORRY for MISSING my GIRLFRIEND.

Besides we got off the phone 30 mins ago. What were you doing then???

I was showering????

would send you so many “ily” texts, would spam your inbox with heart emojis.

🪵 answer shauna’s texts on time or she’ll be grumpy. definitely said “without me?” when you told her you were going to sleep. an avid “lol” user

Hi lol

Hiii <33

You left your sweater at my place lol

Okay, I’ll get it tomorrow. Whats with the lol though?

Idk lol

like misty, when you call, she loves the sound of your voice. her brain is focused on every syllables and consonants, and the way you would accentuate certain words. definitely twirled her hair and caught herself in the mirror while doing so and got the ick.

[kittenwalker]

distractions (tate langdon) x (fem!reader)

notes : I totally forgot I wrote this as it just sat in my drafts, so here’s a little something as I write some of yalls request. Also those who gave me suggestions, thank you sm!! 💗

WARNINGS : smut 💀

Coming back from a stressful day of school due to it being exam season and you just had a biology paper that you didn’t understand anything of. Oh well, there goes your strike of having perfect grades which pissed you off a lot. Walking into your empty house as your parents are out for work and aren’t coming back till midnight due to their occupations.

Climbing the spiral stairs to your room and flopping down onto the bed immediately when you walked in. Groaning and ruffling through your hair out of anger, still angry that you were going to mess up your perfect report book.

“ Hey love you alright? “

Hearing Tate’s voice out of nowhere made you jump

“ Gosh, tate you scared me and don’t worry I’m fine. “

“ y/n I can tell how stressed you are, all you’ve been doing is studying. You don’t even talk sometimes because of it. “ he said, whispering the last part

“ I’m sorry Tate, after my exams I’ll give you all my love and affection I promise. “

“ Can’t you take a break today and give it to me now? “

“ No tate I have to revise for my Chemistry paper that’s tomorrow, I already fucked up my paper today. I can’t afford to lose another A. “

Tate knew you were very passionate about your studies, always wanting to be the perfect student. Straight A’s, responsible student, and a good leader. Plus you wanted to go to Harvard after your high school days, and you can’t unless you’ve worked hard.

But he always knew how to make you break

Walking over to the side of your bed, where you were seated, he lowered his head so he could kiss you. Inviting his tongue immediately so he could make things heated quickly so that you can’t resist but take a break. Lowering his lips, he moved to your neck. Sucking on them softly, making whimpers come out of your mouth.

“ Tate s-stop, you’re distracting m-me “

“ Mhm but your little moans say something different “

You stopped pushing Tate away and just let him do his magic as you couldn’t resist the pleasure you were feeling anymore, it felt too good. Missing the euphoric feeling running through your skin as ecstasy took over your decisions. Tate discarded every article of clothing you had on and now you were laying on the bed naked. Connecting your lips back together, he kissed you until your mouth was all plumped and red. Moving down lower to suck on every inch of your body. Until he moved to the spot you most craved, suddenly stopping and going to your drawers. Confusion was written all over your face till he pulled out your biggest secret. Opening your bra drawer he took out your dildo.

“ how’d you find that!? “ you shouted, a shade of pink covering your cheeks

“ I was rummaging through your room when you were at school and found it. I wanna try something with it “ he smirked

Tate walked over to you and laid your tensed body down, pecking your shoulder blades. Making a trail of kisses all the way down until he reached your needy spot, feeling his cold breath over it. He started eating you out, licking and sucking every drop of your wetness dripping from your cunt. Tate kept on flicking his tongue over your sensitive nub, tipping you over the edge. It was good that your parents weren’t home because even if they were sleeping, they would have been awoken by all your moans being so loud. Woah did you forget how talented Tate’s tongue was, maybe you should take ‘ breaks ’ more often.

“ Shit Tate, just like that don’t stop I’m almost there “ you pushed his head further in

Tate hummed in response, making a vibration run over you. As Tate dipped his tongue into you, fucking you with it, you rubbed your clit in circles. Your back arched as you were overwhelmed with the pleasure of your release, making your legs tremble while he swallowed everything that spilt out. Already exhausted after your first release, your eyes are heavy with sleep. But it seems like Tate has a different plan.

“ Hey hey no sleeping now, that was just the beginning… I want to watch you fuck yourself with this dildo while thinking of me, alright love? “ he whispered in a low, raspy voice

Wanting to make your boyfriend proud, you nodded agreeing to do it. Tate passed you the dildo and walked over to your study table, pulling out the chair to sit on so he could admire you as you fucked yourself. Holding the silicon mould, you plunged it into your pussy. A gasp came out of your mouth as you didn’t remember how this felt. You felt ashamed under Tate’s gaze, feeling so scandalous. Slowly you started getting comfortable with its size and gradually moved the dildo in and out. Imagining that it was Tate’s cock filling you up instead. Subconsciously, you whimpered out his name as you quickened up your pace. Squeezing your breast and running two fingers over your clit to make yourself cum faster. Tate loved the scene he was watching, you masturbating while thinking about him was making him crazy.

“ Come on y/n, I know you can go faster. “

The truth is you couldn’t like really couldn’t. You were feeling a lot of pleasure already, if you speed things up even more you are going to tip over the edge but you wanted to keep things slow as it’s been a while since you had some dick. So you just ignored Tate, fucking yourself at a speed you were comfortable with. Immediately regretting not doing as told, Tate stood up and took matters into his own hands. He pushed away your hand and replaced the grip with his, pulling the dildo all the way out and pushing its whole length in. In a fast and hard manner, he repeated his motions over and over again. The tip of the dildo found your sweet spot, making you so close to coming.

“ Fuck Tate, I’m almost there. “ you whispered out of breath as your body jerked

“ Oh no y/n, you don’t get to come unless you beg for it and till I’m satisfied. “ he teased you

You groaned at Tate’s order but went along with it as you needed a release. You tried every possible begging phrase and plea but it seems like he still wouldn't let you go so easily. You were frustrated at this point but an idea popped into your mind, figuring out how to make Tate break.

“ Please daddy, I’ll be a little good girl just for you. Please let me come. “

“ Mhm that’s just what I wanted to hear “

Once you heard his permission slip out of his mouth, you instantly came down on your thighs. A sigh of relief and happiness came out of you as you lay there with shaky legs. Oh were you so exhausted, never being much of a physical girl so this was tiring. But your eyes widened as you heard Tate spoke.

“ Oh love, you can’t be tired yet. You haven’t pleasured me.”

[randomgentlefolk]

CPC CHAPTER 149

THE CALLBACK

INFILTRATION BABYYYYYY

It seems to me that Lance is getting further and further into betraying the Plaid Kingdom, seeing how nervous and unsure he is.

NO WAY HOW COME I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS BEFORE. LAMBCAT IS A GENIUS. I SHOULD LOOK FOR MORE POTENTIAL CALLBACKS WHEN I HAVE THE TIME.

"We will...not" Does this mean the minor characters are gonna have a big role? Heck yeah!! I've been curious about what curse they have. Especially about the girl with the curse that everything she speaks cause men in earshot to be filled in anguish. That could be really useful here.

Damn Frederick has lotta gags and I love that XD his hair, him falling, now the plants.. I wonder if there's more.

OH NO OH MAN IT'S STARTING. Wait this means only Beckett would guard the entrance of the palace, right? That's not good.. (cookie exchange sounds good tho I want that)

YOOOOOO NELL'S PREMONITION. Her face tho 💀 just what the heck did she see. Well, looking at how she moves the tent, I'm guessing something is gonna hit the tent if the tent is not moved? Ooh, could it be that big metal ball Lorena was carrying in the previous chapter? Or maybe something else?

Orson calming Monika down by reminding her of a Turtles of The Round Table scene 😭 Gosh that always works so well. I've use this technique for myself but I'm not sure what it's called. I know the 4-7-8 breathing and the 5 things you can see method, but I haven't known what this particular method is called. I guess it counts as deep breaths but with additional things? Someone help me out here lol.

The fact that previously we had Cpc and Plaid Princes collab, and now it's Cpc and The Princels lmao.

Blaine. Bro. Stop. Stop it Blaine just stop at this point like what 😭 I don't like that look on his face he looks like Leland. At first I hehe haha but after I saw Blaine I decide I don't like this anymore 😭

SUZIE!!! GOOOOO TEAM BLUE BETRAYING THEIR KINGDOM (Suzie and possibly Lance)

Okay do they just have a big Princess Panda's head laying around or what XD ngl that is ONE HECK OF A GREAT CREEP. Imagine that as Halloween costume.

That's all for now. I guess I should address this too:

"Why haven't I been posting cpc stuff? Arts? General discussion?" Well let's just say I got a littleeeee bit numbness growing inside of me haha xd but do not worry! I'm fine. It's more of uhhh things that usually interest me and makes me feel excited doesn't serve the same purpose anymore. It sucks, but I'm gonna get through it. (Also scrolling through social media felt tiring lately so that's why I haven't interact with your cpc posts and all. Sorry about that too)

But anyway! Enough with my possible depression, I have final exams tomorrow so sadly the next cpc review post would be late as usual :') Unless I get bored of studying, that is! XD

Mono out! (But still in to hear your thoughts)

[satocidal]

NOO im so sorry to hear you're having a bad week, i hope it gets better for you :( sending you all my love and keeping you in my thoughts lovely <33 also your glasses breaking ?? help that's the worst 😭 i hope you're able to see again very soon HDFSHHA

my week has been pretty busy, but im finally done with midterms <3 so i think today and tomorrow i should have some time to catch up on everything else ive been neglecting for school ! & writing too! i also feel like im falling behind on my fics!!

OK STOP YOUR DAZAI IDEA I WOULD EAT IT UP hehehe i love giving everyone more dazai brainrot. definitely take your time with your writing though, i hope school goes well & all your exams and such! ILY!

Ajshsksja baby it’s all ok now lmao—I mean the teacher who caused me to cry😭was like all fine yesterday , joking and shit with me so 😭😭and I do have a spare pair of glasses but I’m sure my sight’s getting worse do gotta deal with that

Same though (so I had the genius idea of making an event for Christmas 💀 so I can complete my wips because otherwise I wouldn’t)

Hehehehe dazai just tickles that portion of my brain yk✨but but I’m like a bigger simp for Chuuya and Nikolai so

Nd thanks sweets—hope your Seuss are amazing frfr too

[adhdthoughts]

Yeah, so.. today is an elvanse-day, I was studying for my exams (on 26.04) in the evening and had a midnight flow.

My gf told me (at around 00:00), that I should stop and get to be in time, so I can take my Elvanse tomorrow for a potential productive day, but I was just in the flow and wanted to continue.

(If you didn't read my recent post: Elvanse is hard to sleep on for me, so I better take that early.)

So I continued till 02:00. And now I'm doing posts on here, even though I wanted to sleep already, and it's 03:40 now.. 💀

I really miss my gf 😭, she went to her parents (they live in Austria, about 10h by train) for 10 days in total and comes back in 2,5 days. Thats another 3 nights sleeping alone 😔. I sadly couldn't go with her, because I need to study for my apprenticeship exam and because thats for sure not enough, I have to do a programming project that should be done in 80h that I need to do in the same time-window on work as learning for the exam. So you learn new stuff on work, probably need to do smth for that home while studying. So I'm kinda totally in stress and that's why I couldn't go with her. Her dad had bd and invited me to join them all to a spa/hotel in Hungary. I mean I hate to travel that much, but not being apart of gf and being together with her in the hotel room would be nice. (Giggity)

In 1 month we have 1 year anniversary :3 🥳.

It's going pretty good between us, we want to cuddle and kiss the same amount and never had an argument or dispute so far and we met almost every day or at least spending almost every night together.

I really should study more so I have more time for her when she comes back, because we both really need our cuddles and attention after so long apart. (I swear 1 week apart is so fkn hard for us, it's a disgrace.)

But it's not as easy as said. Sure it would be cool to study now and have more time for her when she's here, but that's sadly not how it works.. :(

So yeah.. Idk if I can my medication tomorrow I wann have a good sleep finally (not really getting that on working days, because I'm too long awake and need to get up "early").

But I'm kinda afraid if I can do it, because my company kinda wants their apprentice/trainees to have good grades and rn, I don't really now how to learn for all that and get my project done in time.

I also want to have time for my gf (I can't study so much anyway) and also have time for my hobbies (gym, wakeboarding, streaming). Especially streaming on twitch sparks much joy for me.

It's hard being me for the next 2,5 weeks, I'll have a really shitty, stressfull time..

I also want my company to keep me after I finished my apprenticeship, so I better get good grades on exam/project.

😭😭😭

Its (04:15 now, fml) 💀

[marshmallowprotection]

I'm having my last and the hardest exam tomorrow! Been raging over the material these last two days non-stop T_T

Can I have some encouragements from Ray, please? 👉👈 I believe he'd scold me gently, since I've been drinking energy drinks to stay alert and help my brain stay stimulated jyddii 💀 Probably not a good idea, but this is the last obstacle to overcome before I am free for the summer, so I'm going all out

Ray would never scold you. Even if you have the tendency to do things that he doesn't agree with, you are a person that he cannot see doing wrong. 

There may be things that you forget to do because you get so busy, but he would never assume that you are doing it on purpose. He can't let himself think poorly of you and sometimes that means that he lets you get away with a few things. Well, you get away with them in a way that doesn't have him scolding you. He does move to correct the situation with adjustments and he will call you silly for forgetting.

But, he doesn’t scold you for doing something he doesn’t like. He has his ways about fixing it. If he catches you in the act, he’ll replace your drink with some tea or water. He’ll click his tongue and that’s the only sign of distaste that you’ll see out of him at any point. He’ll run his fingers through your hair and sigh, with a bit of a frown on his face. 

He’s always worried about your wellbeing. 

“You don’t need that, prince/ss,” he’d say, pressing as close as he can be to your body. “Those burn out the energy you have in a matter of minutes. You need a much more natural way to get energy instead of turning to these things. This tea will help your anxiety, and the water will help take care of anything those energy drinks do! If you have too much of those, you won’t be able to rest at night like you should! Please, you need to sleep at night so you can have a good day the following morning, okay? I want you to pass your test, but I want you to do it as healthy as can be.” 

No fussing with Ray on the subject, either. He won’t take no for an answer in this case. But, he will make sure that you feel supported. He doesn't want to scold you or make you feel like you don't know what you're doing. He knows that you know the material and that you're going to be able to do great on your test. 

You are somebody that is a pillar of confidence to him. So he wants to make sure that you don't forget that. “You’ve got this, my sweet flower. Don’t be afraid.” 

[lovely-renard]

HOW ARE YOU HON? <33 did you do well in the exam? I'm sure you did! i- 😭💕 you are cuter

YES, it's the first time that happens to me, I hope it doesn't happen again or I'm going to die, it's impossible to remember everything I write 💀 take your time! There's no rush, I'm going to wait for it happily <3 yes :( I guess that's why they put a limit on people who can participate

when I finish sending this ask I'll pass you the subs, I found some good ones! no problem, whatever you need hon <3

pls I cried when I saw it, so many things have been taken from mikey, it's sad to see how far he has come because of that :(. the mf was happy for having hit his sister, I'm WISHING to know what the fuck happened there, new chapter = more questions than before, I'm already getting tired of this sis, SAME WITH WAKA, bro, you're SO bad at being bad, please tell us

it's embarrassing 💀 like right now the only one i think of is a 2d guy... it sure works dw!

HELLO MY LOVE <33 my exams went OK for the most of them, there's just one that went 'meh' and i blame my teacher for lying to us 😐 but anyway it's done and now i'm free until september so i won't complain

It's so annoying when this happens because i wonder now if others sent me an ask but got eaten too... Ah and don't worry i also received your other ask about the match-up! I took a day off today from working on submission but I plan on getting to yours tomorrow :3 Not gonna lie i also wondered if i should put a limit on the submissions but the event closes tomorrow and I'm almost done with the ones i have in my inbox so i'm not overwhelmed (i may do it in the future tho)

Mikey </3 poor boy, he really lost all his family i can't process this, he's all alone now even his childhood friends are not here anymore :( BYE THE NEW CHAPTER ISN'T ABOUT SANZU i'm wheezing because the leaks aren't reassuring at all 💀 HAHAHA when Waka was like "why am i with the Kanto? Idk lol" i was screaming like YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE just tell us, stop gatekeeping the info

In any case 2D man >>>> IRL boys (/j)

[curseofaphrodite]

that's nice !! I wish I could watch the mentalist for hours 😭. i was sent too kindergarten a year late too [ #gatekeep ] !!

i met with my friend today. we played badminton and had coffee and she recorded me singing [ i cannot sing to save my life ] 💀. we were fooling around in her dad's office and we couldn't stop laughing- twas fun.

offline school is starting from monday and i am scared now- we're going to have offline exams and i haven't studied properly at all 😭.

hope tomorrow goes better for you !!

-🧚🏼‍♀️

#besties

i bet you sounded amazing though. you did, ill take no arguments. aww i love how you had a good time, you deserve it 😭💐

waiitt we just had our entire offline classes cut off cause of the increase in covid cases 😭 pls tc of yourself!!

i hope so too, its saturday so it should be. manifesting rn. i hope you sleep soon!! goodnight xx