#i should make a deepfake reddit post abt this from the pov of the poor nurse who has to handle his meltdown when he thinks they threw it ou

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girl help i wanna write serious saltburn fic but all i can come up with rn is postcanon oliver would 100% shove felix's funeral stone up his ass and it would get stuck. immediately. and then hed have to explain his predicament to the EMTs but the only alibi hed be able to come up with is pinterest craft project gone wrong. they wouldnt even buy it theyd just be really weirded out at how badly he wants to keep the stone again once they remove it from his colon