#i should be a hairdresser
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what if i quit all my research and forget my goals and my reason to be alive and everything ive ever worked for
to study hair folicles
#i just ripped out some of my hair (dont ask... my scalp was itchy okay...)#and like#no one ever talks about how hideous hair folicles are#like ew wtf is that#i used to be so fascinated by them when i was kid😭🙏#back when i was a chronic#“i will pick anything and everything within my reach”#dw guys im better now#but like hair folicles always intrested me#what if i go into human biology to specifically study hair#i should be a hairdresser
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Well, now I gotta ask... What happened to Eclipse after Sun and Moon began running the Daycare? Was he put to work elsewhere? Did he help them out with running things?
so! he was shifted to the Daycare initially but when there were simply too many kids for one bot to handle, Sun and Moon were built. and then all three of them Moon worked at the Daycare. since Management didn’t want to completely overhaul Eclipse’s code, they left him as is. while Sun and Moon were programmed to be nurturers, Eclipse kept his original programming as a child’s entertainment bot.
so while Sun and Moon took care of the kids, Eclipse would perform for them and play games with them. it wasn't too big a change, just his same old gig, only with more responsibilities 😅
Moon also had a side-job as nighttime security, but after a couple incidents where he got distracted and failed to report a break-in*, Eclipse was sent out to keep track of him so he doesn't get sidetracked again.
*the story is, Moon spotted a teen breaking in and found out they had been peer-pressured by their “friends” into breaking into the Mega PizzaPlex after hours. moved to tears, Moon kept the teen company all night long, found them a late night snack, and even found them a place away from the cameras to sleep over. After that, Moon was paired with Eclipse for nighttime security, but Moon had made a good friend and the teen would often come visit him at the Daycare until that PizzaPlex went out of business.
#ask the crab#Have You Eaten? AU#basically#Eclipse got a promotion without any of the benefits#and whereas he used to be a fairly free and independent bot#now he's saddled with two bots that were built off his code#and he's stuck with them#he's still pretty bitter about it#hence why he almost always wears his clip-on earrings that extend their signal#so whenever he has a break he takes off so he can take a break from Sun and Moon#i should mention#unlike my hairdresser boys who are inseparable and care deeply about each other#my restaurant boys are kinda... forced to stick together
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Me, episode 1: Oh, a relatable protag! And a relatable female protag, at that. Sweet! That never happens.
Me, a few episodes in: Wait, the protag really is going to be my character? The one I identify with the most? Seriously? It's not going to be a strange, at least somewhat sinister, seemingly hostile male side character? It's gonna be a female character and the protagonist? That's insane, that literally never happens... what's the catch??
Me, more than halfway through the season: ... huh, I guess Maomao really is it. Okay, then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me to myself, after episodes 22/23:
#i let my guard down#i should have known#like really i should know better by now lmao#that's probably the best depiction of prosopagnosia i've seen in fiction ngl#also luo//men's suggestion re: using other attributes to tell people apart??#A++ approach what a guy#mine isn't nearly as severe but i totally use footsteps/gait/mannerisms as my primary means of distinguishing people#the very few people i care about i can definitely recognize by facial features#and people i see frequently; though i do have trouble recognizing them if they appear in a context i'm not used to#like. if i were to see one of my sword classmates at my workplace for instance i would have trouble recognizing them#but anyone else? forget it#the most difficult part of working veterinary front desk was returning animals to their owners#bc even though i could have /just/ spoken with the owners like. ten minutes ago#i couldn't tell you which animal belonged to which owner#faces just don't register with me#dogs were easier in that i'd just let them lead me to their owners#but if it was a cat in a carrier i was fucked lmaooo#it's why if there was another receptionist working i'd let them handle any hand offs XDD#i don't remember most of my childhood but i have some very vivid impressions of moments like#my mother asking me to go give a cash tip to the hairdresser who did her hair and me being unable to pick who it was out#of everyone that was working even though i'd been there with them for two plus hours.#or like. taking the school bus home and being unable to recognize my bus monitor and so getting on the wrong bus#and also getting ridiculed about this by my parents lol. ah good times.#on the other hand i can easily recognize a dog i've met once or twice even years later. and remember their name.#i think it all mostly comes down to disinterest for me. i've tried to change this but it's just how i am#so. he's very relatable. painfully so#also the pragmatism and rationality and hyperfixating on things.#i've never hyperfixated on another person tho and i am so grateful for that every single day#i know in my bones it would be an absolute disaster XD#withoutwords
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💙💚rip the right side of my green hair after 10 years u will be missed xoxo💙💚
#me#thot fuck it the other night n ordered a blue hair dye did not anticipate how bad it stains my neck was blue for 2 days :))#this is mayhaps why I should go to a hairdresser instead of cutting and dyeing my own hair lol
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hate letting a good hair day go to waste. when i have a million billion things to do outside my hair looks like trash but the day it behaves suddenly i have "no need to go outside". granted i could've just gone out for a walk but you know what happens when i do that? my feet magically lead me to the bubble tea store and i end up spending money for no reason... let's pray for another good hair day tomorrow
#i got a bonding oil (some sort of olaplex knockoff) and so far so good#but i really do need another haircut. my hairdresser hates giving my hair any kind of structure. smh#should i just cut my own hair...
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absolutely fucked that i can't go into the hairdressers and just say "lesbian" and have them immediately understand what i want
#lesbian#butch lesbian#shitpost#i might be getting my hair cut in a couple of days. it's too long now#by that i mean slightly past my jaw#but how do i explain to the likely decently older hairdresser that the haircut should give me approximate#introverted kid who plays Minecraft vibes but in the lesbian sense of the word. like i guess the closest to my vision is pixie cut#but im really gonna need that Minecraft creeper waterbottle to complete the look#between the haircut and my rounder features and my height i get asked if im 12-14 way more than i want to#literally sometimes on a weekly basis btw#but idc if i look like a 12 year old boy. do you know how much i like Minecraft#not in the cottagecore way#my ex would be out most of the day mining and i would be building the most efficient farm possible. every day.#but also looking like a 12 year old boy is probably why i dont have a girlfriend#and because i mention my ex a lot but i cant help it that was 4.5 years of my life and hes one of my best friends still#lesbian stereotypes 101. friends with all my exes
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To cut or not to cut...
So, I've been wanting layers in my hair for a while, but I'm still on the fence about it. My hair is currently pretty long, and I usually straighten it because it's low maintenance, but idkk I also want something else, so help me!!
This is my hair now and it's pretty but kshsoehdihdknd I've also only been to a hairdresser once when I was 12 and I'm scared
(Also face reveal I guess?!)
And I kind of was thinking something like this???
#should I get them?#I just want to be one of them cool girls with fancy blowouts#and my ends are kind of dead anyway#but I never go to the hairdresser#and Ive never had layers#layers#hair#poll#personal
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Guanyu. Darling. This is not on.
Edit: went back to look at the post again and I think the thing that really saddens me is the caption. "When ur still young you gotta do crazy things" summarises what appropriation is. It's just a hairstyle. But to think getting the hairstyle equates with being wild and young and doing crazy things changes the whole thing. It's a normal hairstyle black people have. It's not crazy. It's normal. People shouldn't take what is a normal aspect of a culture and use it because it's "edgy" or "crazy".
#Look I get that he might not know getting a black hairstyle is appropriation but ignorance is not an excuse.#Did not a single one of the many PR/marketing people around him realise before HE WENT AND DID THIS#And POSTED TO IG#Someone needs to educate him quick#Also I'm always. astonished. that there are hairdressers out there who willingly do this#even if the customer is unintentionally ignorant a hairdresser should not be#zhou guanyu#f1
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Arthur and Alice (beauties)
#They cringe looking at eachother#hetalia#hws england#nyo england#nyotalia#Alice: bad at makeup (she thinks she's fine the way she is). Arthur: bad at hair (he goes to the hairdressers)#I headcanon all heta character's counterparts pretty much have the same body types and face#Especially England. He's somehow very androgynous in a way???#Ofc there are some exceptions but that's very rare#I should definately make a body headcanon post#art
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Should I live just to be 100% sure that I won’t be famous one day or should I just get it over and done with and kill myself now before I’m old, ugly and full of regrets
Questions… questions… questions
#YAS GIRLIE WE LOVE GETTING MOOD SWINGS EVERY 5 MINUTES!! SLAYY#maybe this isn’t something I should be posting#digital footprint and all#shout out to my hairdresser who told me to “not forget her when I’m famous#we love supportive hairdressers!!#questions that need answers#will I be famous?#I dont like people#do I even want to be famous#mood swings#depressing shit#anxitey
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i beg chat acts normal about the haircut tomorrow. blair seems to be good at what they do and tubbo wants to be a full brunette again. he's been saying so for ages now. i like the blond but the number of posts i've seen mourning it is a little ridiculous. i like him trying new things so i'm happy he dyed it in the first place but i want him to be comfortable too
Chat will never be normal about his hair and that’s a fact.
It is sad that he’s been so uncomfortable with the dyed hair because it does look nice on him. I really just hope that he doesn’t have to dye it a crazy color at a certain point bc he will fucking hate that (also the colors chat would choose would be fucking awful. They wanted PINK for a while).
I will say… I’m mourning his floofy curls and that’s the only thing I mourn everytime he gets it cut short. :( I love his floofy hair
#I love his floofy hair when it’s not in his eyes and he likes it I should say#when it’s too long it’s always a rats nest#but a bit shorter with his curls is so nice#but blair did a much better job then that one hairdresser did when it was cut short#his eyes look HUGE now lmao#tubbo#tubathon#anon asks
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Coming back just to say that Steve Harrington would never be a fucking cop
AND writing him as a cop is super fucking lame
#i like hopper#but him being a cop is the least interesting and most disappointing part of his character#okay you want there to be some sort of familial or paternal bond between steve and hopper?#making him a cop is the most boring way to do that#steve can go to trade school for cosmetology and become a hairdresser#he can give college another go and become a school counselor or a teacher#anything is better than a fucking cop#i like to think he’s a better more sensitive person than that#hopper isn’t even a cop anymore because he’s legally dead so unless they just renew his spot no questions asked that idea is dead too#as it should be#anyway i just think it’s a huge disservice to steve’s character if he becomes a cop#it’s an incredibly one dimensional character choice and i like to think he has more depth than that#stranger things#steve harrington#fuck cops
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the most fun a girl can have on a sunday night is cutting her own hair under the yellow fluorescent light of her bathroom <3
#didn’t tell any of my friends i was going to do this bc i was NOT goi n to be talked out of it#and you know what it looks good. and it was so fun. the thought ‘i should be a hairdresser’ went through my mind several times.#mutuals come sleep over and i’ll cut your hair while we gossip <33#(erm only a trim or like butterfly layers though.. & if i mess up we can get iced coffee & go to the hair dressers together the next#morning. it’ll be fun <3)
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Life is so hard. But I get to sit with baby pigs and goats every day and feed my shrimps and go to reptile shows with my wife and play video games and live day by day. Wasn't anticipating being sappy but between loved ones and DND and stuff I've been feeling so much more able to be myself. ^_^ And be proud of what that means. Even if I am shy about it.
#insane son of dzemael who fucked off to be a hairdresser#i miss a lot of people and i hate being tired every day#but i am creating art that is healing to me#i am playing games that make me happy#i am doing my best!!!!#i should be sleeping but i had caffeine :( but i can be in this beautiful world for a little longer :)#and then the boo will pick me up ad we will look at lizards and snakes and rocks and then get food ans hang out#i need to get so much done this weekend but fuck if im not going to have a good timeeeee#2024 is year of do it scared#im trying to be less of a hater too but thats hard. LOL
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ID. a work bathroom selfie in a full length mirror. im a white butch with a bleached mullet with the sides shaved, wearing black boots with rainbow laces, black jeans, black leather cuff bracelets, and black nail polish. im also wearing a white n95 mask and a screenprinted gray tshirt. End ID.
freshly shorn and bleached and polished so im back in my correct form as a lost boys extra.
#my face#my coworker whose kid is a hairdresser is gonna give me a hard time about my bleach being brassy again lol#also#i NEED to get black masks bc as u can see the white ones simply are not cutting it#if i have to be at work for 9 hours a day i should get to look as hot as possible while doing it.
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please just what could i be allergic to i just woke up and my skin already feels like it's on fire i'm going to die
#mom is saying that we probably should go to doctor but the last time this happened the doctor just went#“idk just make her eat and drink whatever and see what makes her react this way”#and it took us months to figure out what foods i should be careful with. yeah don't wanna go through that again#maybe i should just ask my grandma to cut my hair.. i don't wanna go to the hairdresser idk what to do with my hair..#[ 💚 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬 ]
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