#i ship chengxian too and man the BuT iTs InCeSt takes for that are only outdone by the people who claim zhuiling is incest

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Okay I usually don't dip into the discourse but this is just. So amazingly ridiculous that I can't resist sharing these two asks I saw (received and adroitly answered) in the tgcf tag.

Y'all ready for the dumbest take to hit TGCF since "Hualian is reverse grooming"? (Thank you for reminding me of that one, thegreymoon, that was a batshit week 🤣. At least that one has the excuse of being a twitter take. This one though is right here on tumblr dot com. Homegrown idiocy.)

Okay so the first anon ask...

...so far so vaguely normal, yeah? I mean, I ship them too but there's definitely toxicity there, if it makes someone uncomfortable so be it.

But I promise you, whatever you think anon's comeback is, you are wrong. You cannot even imagine the follow up.

Wait for it.

Wait for iiiit.

You ready?

YUP YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, THE 2,000 YEAR OLD GHOST/GOD STALKER AND THE 800 YEAR OLD TRASH GOD ARE, YUP, RELATED NOW.

I'm sorry. I just. I read this almost an hour ago and I'm still seesawing between 🤣🤣🤣 and 😵‍💫😮‍💨😒.

I can't decide if it's "tell me you haven't read the book without telling me you haven't read the book" or if it's "anti discourse has descended to the point that incest has become an entirely meaningless concept, forget 'they're not related in anyway but they THINK of each other as family so it's (somehow) incest,' no we've now hit 'it's yucky so it must be incest.'"

Also I'm sorry I screencapped and posted your asks without asking permission first, edensrose, I just can't stop smh over it and I thought others would get a laugh without me putting your actual posts on blast.