#i say this as a 22 yr old

[iateabunchofsmartiesandnowimdumb]

if saying eepy makes me sound like how millennials/gen x people sound when they say doggo that's okay ngl. i don't need to be the youngest or the coolest and there was always bound to be something that i do that would date me to a specific time/generation because that's how it works, that's part of how you know you've been connected to the world, ya know? the next generations are going to have their thing that makes them old and uncool too, and ngl that's something more people should aspire to. dying young before you can even make it to being uncool doesn't preserve your coolness so much as it just makes you dead

[mozquito]

tag two blokes who do fuck all

[skitskatdacat63]

DC exposing Nando's war crimes from 20 years ago:

"I don't want to bring something up from the past, but Fernando did braketest me many years ago, but I was in the McLaren. He braked 30 meters earlier. We went to the stewards, and he went, "Oh, it's my right to brake where I want to brake. That's where I needed to brake!" I was just flabbergasted. And the stewards went "oh, well, no further action."

"This was 2003..."

[stuckinapril]

I bitch a lot about being put in high stress situations on here while full knowing im addicted to the pressure and the challenge tbh like id literally be so bored if it came by easy

[dandyshucks]

even online i cannot escape middle-aged adults trying to tell me their life story and hit on me,,,,,,,,, help,,,,,

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

so on one hand I could name the harrison story ‘lost gods’ & on the other I could name the story ‘tell me, I pray, your name’ << YOU CHOOSE

[devourerofdoves]

I don't have many imgs of us on hand bc I'm doing this on my phone (NASTY MIGRAINE) so I just used more photos with deaddove vibes for the polaroids :3 me and da wifey!!

Cute ass template here!!!!

[lesbegays]

i did turn 27 last month and officially enter my late 20s but i can’t edit my bio without the font and font size changing for some reason

[anotherpapercut]

a bunch of my coworkers are 17 and 18 now so sometimes talking to them gives me psychic damage but today I was talking to one coworker in her 60s and another who's 17 and the 17 year old said he misses being emo ajhdksbs and i was like "it's never too late. join us." and my older coworker said "you'll go through phases" and I went "you say that but I'm 24 and I'm dressed like this" and she looked genuinely taken aback that I'm fully in my 20s and still identifying as an emo lmaoooo

[strigops]

reccomended tlt to a coworker and they recommended it to my manager and it is now spreading thru my workplace like an emotionally devastating virus. hehehe.

[fefairys]

dude it took me like 2 seconds to follow you when you said you understood teenagers

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

Oh boy, sure love the American government :D

[nerdie-faerie]

It seems to really be hitting my mum just how young she was when she had me in light of her upcoming birthday

[ringwraithmd]

had a convo with someone about fandom and writing and moralization and purity culture and they were against it and yet when we started talking about problematic media and authors the arguments they used were literally the same as moralizing arguments

still trying to understand their logic

won’t go into too much more bc they’re on tumblr too but I’m still thinking about it

think I came off as a dick bc I didn’t just nod my head and agree

but mostly I’m just real fucking tired

[tooomuchcoffee]

i hate having OCD and being compared to people who just put their food in clear containers and clean their house…

like no. that is not OCD. and you are not suffering. please stop using OCD to describe your habits while i’m over here having constant anxiety daily…

[sakhafa]

man I hate that I’m apparently too young and inexperienced for anything but at the same time I’m “in my prime” to be engaged to someone who has ACTUAL life experience