#i saw these comps as a kid but i refused to watch anything that insulted dan or phil so i never watched them

[thetrashthatsmilesback]

i watched a compilation of other youtubers complaining about DnP, and when the complaints weren't just "the phandom is annoying," they boiled down to:

DnP are both nice but are aloof/weird/insert other trait that makes talking to them at gatherings difficult.

Phil is nice but Dan's a Bitch who Doesn't Let Phil Talk To Other People (which... Phil is a grown ass man but okay. Maybe he just doesn't want to talk to you but whatever, sure.)

DnP are nice but they queerbait (ig now they're the ultimate queerbaiters since they own a house together lmfao)

DnP are nice but Phil is nicer and Dan is hotter (which,,, I honestly don't know why these clips were included but I'm going to take it as "They're both nice but Dan is more aloof" which is funny because that's a character trait he's said he has for years and as a fellow aloof bitch its very funny to me when people complain about it lmfaooooo)

I'm ngl, the amount of people who were in the compilation just because of the Phandom, or who's complaints boiled down to "DnP are both very nice but very awkward/aloof/stick to themselves" makes me think that they're generally nice and other people just don't understand that not everyone likes talking all the time lmfao

[t4i30xa-thesequil]

Here’s a comp of all the shit dreams I’ve had since the beginning of the year.

1/30/17 I was at school again. Again, as in this wasn't back in time, I graduated and had to go again. During my time this day, I had heard from a girl that she liked me and was being uncharacteristicly flirtatious. After lunch happened, they refused that I was there, citing an attendance sheet, despite the fact that I was there. I was furious. I hated this place so much, and was so close to entirely giving up, if I hadn't already. I left the building, and for whatever reason my dad was waiting for me. When I got into the car, my cousin was there. We went to Burger King, and there we had to have a car with identification as to our religon. We were branded as atheist, with little devil horns on the car, even though as I'm an atheist, my dad is a christian. We saw some christians there, but I saw the Amazing Atheist, branded with False Prophit.  When we pulled up, my dad was gone from the car and my cousing started my order. The casheer started insulting us, and I called her a bitch and told her to do her job. My cousin got my order wrong. When we pulled up and got my meal, my dad was out near the street with a camera. We got him back into the car and the dream ends. (Note from 7 months later: What the fuck???)

1/31/17 For the first part, it's very vague and forgotten. I do, however, remember browsing 4chan and it seemed to be covered in the CGs for a new H-Game. NSFW CGs. It seemed to be a KS thing. This wasn't in the dream but I imagine whoever made a full sequel VN would get C&D'd to hell and back. Part 2. I was in a very large game store with 2 friends, one of whom being k1ngz, and the other of whom I forget. We were there with my father and I had told them if they wanted something I might get it for them since I didn't have anything particular in mind, and the one I forget got a $50 pair of headphones, to which I said no. Looking around for a while, not finding anything, someone walked by with 2 chihuahuas. One was calm, but the other one tried to attack me, and had to be pried away by the owner. Eventually, I ended up looking at a bunch of Kingdom Hearts games.

5/28-29/17 This was almost a compilation of dreams. First was me playing some kinda multiplayer lego game and being kinda pissed at what some people were doing. I don't quite remember but we were building and floating above some sort of sea. I remember some weird guy there who kept building the same structure again and again, it was some sort of place you'd see casually but I don't remember. Next is the most vague part, where I'm looking at 8 playlists Youtube has generated for me, but I decide I don't like it and X out the playlist until I get a music one. I realize some of the music is Metroid music, a game I've never played, and in fact quite a lot of it. Then was me watching some One Piece movie despite me not having even finished the first arc. I remember that at some point, Kaiki Deshuu showed up and got really fuckin' cut up, like real bad. He was taken aboard a pirate ship where Luffy saved him by destroying the entire thing and catching a very convinient boat to safety with Kaiki. This transitioned to a scene in a road. From the right side, roundabout could be heard. A car drives up. It's the Griffin family. This goes to a part where I believe I am in the Griffin house, in the perspective of Peter. I later realize that it isn't, because what the fuck this house design couldn't even exist. It was a weird setup where you had to move the stairs, which were very frail but somehow didn't show it by stepping on them, down, or moving around the hollow stairs to get to a tent flap that led to the bathroom. At this point I thought "Wait, is this MY house?" Which was even more insane because my house only has a single floor and my bathroom obviously doesn't have a tent flap. Suddenly, I'm in the perspective of Dory from Finding Nemo, who goes in and it isn't a bathroom, its some sort of TV room, where I see a scene of her and a Minion. Finally, I'm doing some sort of investigation of this dude who looks like Mimzy from South Park and is wearing a red track suit. I forget what we talked about but it probably had to do with the fact that he saw kids in the place's arms falling off and was supressing laughter. Like, they weren't even that shocked or bummed, they were kinda like "Aw man, really liked those arms, this sucks dude."   What the fuck.

7/28/17

I don't remember this one well at all. Basically, via playing some kind of game I met Fither. He decided for some reason to take me onto a podcast, which was actually a podcast that already existed by different people. For whatever reason, my room had a huge box in it. I got in this box to do the podcast. I think it was for the mic I was using to pick me up well. In this podcast we tell a story about how, somehow, Fither, the other guy, and I ended up at a muddy lake, with me holding a bow which I played music on. Like, a bow and arrow bow. This is when the other guy in the podcast mentioned that this led into the next podcast wherein the speak about how a certain Pokemon song was written. I was not on the next podcast, despite the dream implying I had a great deal to do with that. I remember one of my last thoughts being something like "Man, Fither must really hate K1ngz to invite ME rather than him."