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Elladan and Elrohir challenged Legolas to 1 rock climbing competition, and have since resolved to never do that again.
Have you ever seen how fast professional, competitive, rock climbers race up those rock walls? Legolas climbs like that.
It’s largely due to the fact that silvans clamber and sprint through the tree branches of their forests and are very used to launching themselves up into trees from the ground floor. So they have a lot of upper body strength and agility.
Meanwhile, while the noldo and sinda elves are no slauches, it’s simply not their area of expertise as they usually fight and move on the ground floor.
So yea, Legolas is an absolute spider moneky and easily destroyed the twins in a rock climbing competition.
It should be noted that legolas absolutely will climb all over Rivendell, much to everyone’s awe and confusion bc how tf did he get there???
Legolas also taught areen the basics.
The first time arwen managed to climb her way up to the roof of a building from the outside, everyone almost had a heart attack, except for celebrian and legolas, who were to busy laughing.
#silvans are spider monkeys#legolas: PARKOUR!#except he actually succeeds#arwen is his unofficial apprentice#legolas: *sees the lowkey secism Arwen faces*#legolas: *imma teach you how ro pull one over them*#i realize i lowkey bully the twins on my blog#dw i love them but they’re such easy targets#lord of the rings#lotr#lotr elves#the hobbit#legolas#silvans
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