#i quote vines with my friends. i also quote tiktok sounds with my friends

[fictionalmenxyn]

Incorrect Quotes

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Y/n: Hey can I tell you a joke?

Ghost: go on..

Y/n: what’s a dj’s favourite sauce?

Ghost: What is it?

Y/n: *giggles* mera nera (Marinara)

Ghost: *proud of Y/n*

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*Soap and Gaz casually watching Tv*

*Y/n walking through the hallway while watching TikTok’s*

Y/n: *with headphones on* I’m gunna kill my mom.. I’m gunna kill my dad

Soap: what I’m god name..

Y/n: I’m gunna my grandma

Soap: what is she up to??

Gaz: it’s a TikTok sound don’t worry

Soap: a what?

Gaz: it’s a sound thing.. uh just don’t worry it’s fake

Soap: *drops eyebrow raise* right..

Soap&Gaz: …

Soap: I’m old right

Gaz: *quickly responds* yeah

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Y/n: two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cuz they aren’t gay

Soap: Ghost is my boyfriend??

Ghost:.. you forgot didn’t you?

Y/n: pff noo.. maybe.. ok yeah fine just for a second..

Soap: *laughs*

(Saw something like this off of Pinterest I didn’t copy them I did change it so it was different I just used this vine and also thought it had fitted well for these three)

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Y/n: *whispers* ok Alejandro we need to place these *suggests hand grenades* with the rope so it will set it off when he opens his door

Alejandro: *whispers back* sound like a plan amiga (friend)

*Y/n and Alejandro grab a piece of rope and a grenade each*

*hears door open*

Graves: uhh what are you doing

Y/n: *hides rope and grenade* nothing that may concern you, Graves

Graves: *raises eyebrow*

*hears some saucy TikTok edit sound*

Y/n: what you watching in there Graves??

Alejandro: sounds a bit odd if you ask me

Y/n: agreed

Graves: uh.. uh nothing leave me alone

Y/n: your on my sus radar

Graves: WHAT WHY

Y/n: Run!

*Y/n and Alejandro runs off most likely to Ghost or Price for protection*

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Y/n: I have a question..

Ghost: Go on..

Y/n: if an animal were to speak what one would be the most scary?

Soap: a chihuahua

Ghost: what?

Soap: how you ever been with one they are vicious little things

Ghost: I would’ve said a goblin shark

Y/n: well at least one of us gave a decent answer..

Soap: THEY ARE VICIOUS OK?! *gets flashbacks from getting chased by one*

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Gaz: hey Price do you know updog?

Price: updog?

Y/n: yeah do you know updog?

Price: what’s updog?

Gaz: nothing much? You?

Gaz&Y/n: *bursts out laughing*

Price: *confused* kids today..

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Y/n: Gaz let’s fight!

Gaz: why? Is there a reason?

Y/n: idk? What’s your favourite animal?

Gaz: uhh probably a chameleon?

Y/n: fuck chameleons!

Gaz: WATCH IT YOU!

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Hi! I will be double posting today as I may or may not post tomorrow as it will be my birthday! I have had some requests which I’m currently working on. Still feel free to request anything you would like to see or anything that comes to mind. Have a good day/night! :D

[codecicle]

Read the intro post

wow what a cool and awesome person...

FUCKING 14 YOU ARE A CHILD MY GOOD SIR??? /LH

1: YOOOOOO YOU THINK IM A COOL AND AWESOME PERSON?? THANKS MAN :DD and 2: LMAOOOOOO YEA I AM!! I've been on here since I was like, 11-ish? not sure. my friend introduced me to tumblr during the beginning of my 7th grade year! (and fun fact: that same friend is both my mutual and the person that gave me my nickname actually!! which turned into my url ^_^)

anyway, I'm going to rant underneath your ask about being a child now im so sorry 😔

It's always been so weird being as young as I am both on tumblr and in the fandom space I'm currently a part of. Like realistically, a 14 y/o boy liking minecraft/mcyt sounds really normal but I don't know anyone my age that is open about being a part of this space. I think growing up on tumblr instead or twitter or tiktok honestly really helped when it comes to being happy in my intrests, since almost every other freshman to ever exist has no idea what this website is and they have no chance of ever finding my posts to make fun of me with them. I still use the other two, but I don't post and I only really open them when a cc like Charlie or Ted posts.

It's hilarious to me that because of my current intrests (jrwi and charlie in general) almost everyone that I'm friends with on here are much older minors or adults, mainly because charlie has a pretty mature and well rounded audience (THANK FUCKING GOD 🙏🙏), but also because everybody else my age that are in this fandom are on tiktok. Using tiktok for me and actually posting is kinda unsafe because of the way the tiktok contact sharing works? if someone from my classes finds it through "recommend accounts" then they can look through my account and harrass me if they recognize who it is. Not to steal a Charlie Slimecicle quote for a second, but I was rewatching an old podcast episode from the very beginning of 2020 and he described it as "elevated highschool" which I 100% agree with. Even 3 years later it's still very much just a higher form of highschool bullshit to have to deal with.

But since I don't post on tiktok I don't really have much to worry about!! My account is blank and it's the same @ as my url so nobody should recognize it and put a face to a name which im grateful for. However, being on tumblr isn't the greatest either;

People on here are all adults and I feel a little bit intimidated? In a sense? I understand that I'm a LOT different than most kids my age and I don't typically have anything to worry about but!! I feel like that's what makes it worse. The other people my age that were or still are on here don't understand tumblr etiquette, don't understand not to act like this is twitter and not have stupid cubito discourse, or just aren't funny? Idk I've just never found anyone my age (with the exception of like 3 of my mutuals you guys are amazing and I love you) that I can really talk to on here, so all of the friends I've made are much much older. I'm smart with who I talk to and how I talk to them so I'm safe don't worry!! My parents raised me right and online safety is such a wonderful thing, but one of my closest mutuals on here is in college right now, and the others are juniors or seniors in highschool. I kept my age out of my bio for so long but honestly that was because I was terrified I would scare away the people that I trusted so much because literally obviously it's going to feel weird for them to be mutuals with a genuine honest to god child. I'm relatively close to turning 15 so I'm getting less and less worried about stuff like that happening but eh that was still a real fear for a while.

Anyway sorry for the rant!! TLDR; highschool sucks, I'm scared of being this young on a platform and fandom full of adults and I have to be extra careful, and also charlie slimecicle is a pretty cool guy to look up to so I feel like him being [vine boom sound effect] my COMFORT STREAMER kinda works out in my favor ngl :D

[unnamed-atlas]

Bitches will really point at tiktok and be like "But it doesn't have this characteristic that vine had so it's bad! Stop calling me old you're just stupid for liking this app because it isn't iconic like vine was"

Bestie you are in fact old. And a loser. Calm down.

[chuuyrr]

Hiii i can i request for a headcanon of teen! genz scarlet witch like just her quoting a vine or a meme in a daily basis, has broken sense of humor like she could just watch a vine or meme that wasn't even that funny to others but to her it's like the most hilarious thing she ever seen(minus the dark humor jokes) How would gojo and her uncles along with toji and her friends react to her personality. Please free to disregard this if you feel uncomfortable doing writing this headcanons. hehe ty!

scarlet witch! fushiguro! reader as a gen z headcanons

jujutsu kaisen x reader

masterlist of the series

╰➤ CW(s): possible spoilers for jujutsu kaisen, themes of crack, teen! reader being a gen z and having a broken humor content, dad! gojo & dad! toji being boomers (jk), not proofread because im lazy at the moment & it's 1am

╰➤ PAIRING(s): platonic! jujutsu kaisen x reader

oh my god this request is literally it. tbh, i had fun writing this thank you for requesting and for being patient!! enjoy reading anon dearest, and you're always welcome ♡

headcanons !

you're always seen smiling and laughing about those vine or meme-like videos you see online. whenever you show them to gojo or toji, they're like, "uh-huh, that's nice kikufuku/angel." but like, they really don't get what's so funny about that lawnmower soaring through the sky with some girl singing a high note, or that "f re sh a voca do" one, or literally the vines and memes you show them every single time.

being a "typical" gen-z, you have your slang in your vocabulary that poor gojo and toji just can't seem to get the hang of.

"periodt" uh, are you on your period or are you talking about the exclamation mark?

"slayy" do you mean to kill? what?

your adoptive and biological fathers are so confused when you just start quoting vines and memes, as well as saying gen z slang on a daily basis. they just can't keep it up that well, but i can definitely see gojo working hard to do so. gojo wants to knows what's in and out for the youth to be able to relate to his students, and not just you.

please, even the king of curses is so fucking confused. he's like, "is this the language that people speak now?" sukuna would have also kicked you out of his domain if it weren't for your almighty chaos magic, rendering him powerless while you hit a woah that one time.

gojo definitely asks the students to translate for him whatever slang you just started saying. the same goes for toji, who asks tsumiki and megumi. 

you got into a heated argument with the higher-ups at one point because they were irritating you with all the special grade missions, and side comments they were throwing at you, and you just started yelling things like, "you're done, you're done." "objection, lack of hairline." "wow, it's internalized misogyny for me." "it's not the vibe, stop." "all of you just had to be fire signs." it both disses and baffles the higher-ups; in either way, gojo is proud.

when it comes to memeing and stuff, you definitely relate to the first and second-year students more, especially yuuji and nobara, because your age is closer to them as a teenager. in fact, you show and do tiktoks with them almost all of the time, from dances to skits. gojo occasionally joins in because he doesn't want to be left out, and he also wants to be able to relate to you and the others.

gojo definitely tells nanami all the gen z stuff he learns from you and his students, and nanami is just like (ㆆ _ ㆆ), because it sounds strange hearing those slangs, vines, and memes from gojo himself.

even when you're sad, you say things like "i'm going through it," and when you're really excited, you do that lowercase scream while shaking your head and opening your hand over your mouth.

you have a very broken sense of humor. they could show you a badly photoshopped picture of something with some random words, and you'd find it really funny even if isn't. you are enigmatic for this personality of yours, but they actually like this side of you. it makes you fun to be around. even if people like gojo, toji, and nanami don't really understand you, seeing you smile, laugh, and be enthusiastic about explaining why those videos and slangs are funny is enough to make them happy.

[the-sweetest-slytherin]

Yo so nevermind my last post, I be having a bit of a mood-swingy night, lads.

I wanna talk about more Dukeceit stuff because I'm LITERALLY feral.

I keep thinking about the two of them interacting with the other sides, and Janus is just taking everything Remus says in stride. Like my man is talking about some of the darkest shit the human mind can possibly fathom, and Janus is just like “Sweetie, stay on topic. Although yes, that is rather interesting.”.

I also keep thinking about how Remus is definitely a bottom. Like hardcore sub bottom. He out here actin’ all tough, but in the bedroom, all I can see him doing is being an absolute lamb, gentle and patient. Kinky =/= Sadist. (Although make no mistake, Kinky COULD = Masochist)

Yo wouldn’t it be cute if Patton got Janus a snake as a welcome gift? And like Janus is so happy, and he’s just handling the snake and going “Who’s a pretty girl?” like someone might do when talking to a puppy. And then Remus pops up behind the TV and watches with this huge enraptured grin. And when Roman tries to alert the others, Remus just clamps a hand over his mouth like “I swear to god if you make a sound I’ll eat your femurs for afternoon tea.” while still looking at Janus all heart-eyes-emoji.

We all know that rat man is feral, however I think we’re all overlooking just how feral snek boi can be. This is a ship comprised of two chaotic neutrals, wake up america. I can just see them building a giant blanket fort spanning the entire mind palace, recreating vines, doing “parkour” (in quotes because it does not go well), staying up all night arguing the pronunciation of “croissant”, and so on. 

Janus: Don’t touch me. I hate physical contact. Do not test me. I will bite. *feral hissing*  Virgil: Okay but Remus is literally sprawled out across your lap right now. Janus: *stroking Remus’s hair* I don’t see how that could possibly be relevant.

I don’t care who disagrees with me, these two are the sides that get the most hyped up for pride. Watch out bitches, dukeceit is here to ruin every single drag queen’s career.

I believe with my whole heart that Janus carries a purse, probably in the style of an oldschool medical bag but (faux) snakeskin. He always has WHATEVER anyone needs in it. Virgil is having a meltdown? Don’t worry sweetie, mom friend has headphones and a tangle toy. Remus has another knife wound? Best believe Janus has a whole ass first aid kit. Patton packed lunch, but no silverware? Bitch please, snek boi is already passing out forks. He’s Mary Poppins, y’all.

No one can convince me that these fuckers don’t pull pranks on the others. I know they both have tiktok, for the soul purpose of finding harmless ways to torment their fellow sides. This is the hill I will die on.

[jaqfms]

there's     jacques    ‘jaq’    daingerfield   !     though     on    their     socials     they     go     by     @thedangerousq     .     i     heard     he     is     originally     from     paris     ,     france     ,     but     made     the     big     move     to     los     angeles     to     join     TWENTIES     .     you     haven't     heard     about     it     ?   well     ,     apparently     their     dream     is     to     design     his     own     video     game   ,     but     they     have     no     chance   unless     they     quit     being     so     cocky     &     lazy     .     that     said     ,     those     behind     the     scenes     have     said     they     can     be     witty     &     charismatic     too.     guess     we'll     have     to     watch     and     find     out     !     ━     &    laughing     until     you     cry     ,          a     cartoon     theme     song     paired     with     a     hip     hop     beat     ,     a     juul     behind     your     ear     ,     vines     quoted     in     a     thick     french     accent     .    (     timothee     chalamet     ,     cis male     ,     he/him     )   (     pepper    ,     she/her + they/them     ,     est     ,     twenty four     )

ABOUT THE MUN.  are ya in a relationship? you think i can convince someone to do that?

hello, it’s me again. i tired myself out with haisley’s so jaq’s if going to be considerably shorter. let’s go. 

BIO.  aaaahhhhhhhhhh shhiiittttt *begins understanding things*

jacques daingerfield was born in france to two very average parents. like his mother was a teacher and his father was a financial analyst. nothing wild or crazy going on there, and to top it off he was the middle child, and well, you can tell. 

he has four siblings. he was the third kid, and well, he spent most of his childhood fighting for any kind of attention, usually by making inappropriate little jokes or you know, fart noises. yes his parents were generally exasperated with him, but that behavior made sure they paid attention to him. and honestly that was all jacques wanted. 

again, jacques had a pretty average upbringing. he went to school, he was actually pretty popular among his peers despite being so annoying (definitely very unpopular amongst his teachers for generally that class clown that sat in the back and always interrupted), and he excelled academically without really trying too much. well, in every subject but english funnily enough. jaq always struggled in english, which is why it was incredibly ironic that when his parents separated they decided to move to uk with his father. jacques was ten at the time, and he still doesn’t understand the decision.

so yes, jacques was the kid in class with the weird name and weirder accent who could barely communicate with his classmates. it didn’t take long for them to stop really trying to pronounce ‘jacques’ properly. jacques became jack without much input on his part, and by the time jacques had got enough of a handle on the english language to correct them the americanized name had already stuck. even at nine jacques was smart enough to know that insisting on the correct french pronunciation of his name just kind of made him sound like a pretentious french asshole, so instead he spun it. he embraced it. started signing all of his papers and assignments with ‘jaq’ with a q like it was his brand or something. even as a child jaq will give himself credit for being clever af. 

it actually worked pretty well honestly. the older jaq got the more he grew into himself, and the more comfortable he got with the english language. honestly a lot of how jaq learned english was through video games and youtube videos and cartoons, like those were some of his go to resources. spent a lot of time playing games with strangers and tested his english out with colourful trash talk. actually started his first ever youtube channel was basically that as just a way to practice his english a bit. all he did on there was play video games, and honesty he didn’t even show his face. the channel wasn’t that popular, but he had fun making it. 

jaq on the other hand had gained popularity by the time he was in middle school. granted, that popularity was mostly due to the fact that he had a popular older brother and sister, was french and therefore ‘cute’ (jaq didn’t pretend to understand how girls brains worked then, and he still doesn’t now) and his family always had the newest gaming system at their household, and even then it wasn’t wild popularity. but it was enough that barely anyone teased him for his thick french accent anymore, and yk what jaq would take it. he weirdly got even more popular with the guys in his grade when they found out about his youtube channel. they found it funny, and they would generally watch his videos and come tell him about their favourite parts later, ask him about how he got past a certain level or learned a certain cheat. jaq soaked up their admiration like a sponge, right into his ego. they were the beginning of jaq getting the big head he proudly sports today. 

that said for most second form jaq’s youtube channel was just a hobby. something he did for fun. like i said earlier, jaq actually did really well in school and his parents always expected him to follow in his father’s footsteps and go into something in business. after all, it would be an easy transition with both french and english under his belt. they knew he would excel. 

but then he met madi. and somehow the two started doing videos together for fun, and it quickly expanded into something a lot bigger. something that jaq wouldn’t have even dreamed of doing before. suddenly the picture perfect future he had planned for himself just seemed boring in comparison to what he and madi had going on, and so jaq easily picked that instead. his parents weren’t all that happy about it, of course, after all jaq had full scholarships to some schools just waiting for him to accept and he ignored all of them in favour of making videos of him playing games online. they still don’t understand, but jaq doesn’t really need them too. he’s happy with what he’s doing and he figures he can always go into business when he’s old and boring. 

he moved out of his parents house straight into an apartment with madi when things between them started getting really tough. they can’t really speak without the whole ‘we’re so disappointed in you’ conversation coming up so jaq doesn’t really speak to them unless he has to. both of his older siblings went into business like their parents wanted, and his younger siblings are on the same path. his little sister wants to be just like him though, and that warms his heart tbh. 

has come to TWENTIES to have a good time! wants to break into the acting industry like dylan o’brien and maybe show his parents that a ‘real’ career can come from something like this. his parents begged him not to come on this show and embarrass them so that is definitely what he’s about to do. 

HEADCANNONS. there are a lot of people who need to shut up.  not me though 

thinks he’s funny! sometimes he is

will answer to jacques, jaq, jaqi, or q! you can call him daingerfield if you want but not many people do

fun fact, made his instagram handle as a joke, much like awkwafina. was just supposed to a little dig about how many times he has to say ‘jack with a q’ whenever someone spells his name. but now the dangerous q is his brand, and just finds it really dumb and funny. 

a bit of a kleptomaniac. will swipe something he thinks is cool mostly just to do it. has very little impulse control. loves to pull pranks and generally make trouble, but not in a way that will ever actually hurt anybody because he’s not a whole idiot. not the biggest fan of cops. 

is an artist. will spray paint your walls and probably has spray painted the walls of his apartment. will doodle weird things all over napkins or receipts or whatever he can get his hands on. has drawn out little video game characters he wants to be in his future games, and actually is considering going to school for a video game programming degree just for that. the funny thing is with his grades he could probably do it. is teaching himself coding in the mean time. 

 the type of person to start drumming on the counter or desk with his hands or like pencils or pens when he’s bored. will make up fun little raps on the spot. 

incredibly intelligent but doesn’t like to talk about it. would much rather act dumb than act like he has any braincells. he doesn’t want to give anyone expectations. 

all the youtube success has definitely gone to his head in the way that?? he just thinks they’re untouchable like he cannot compute the concept of their channel failing or their future endeavors failing. definitely thinks that TWENTIES will lead to much bigger things for them. will walk into his future acting auditions like he’s the shit. 

an introvert with extrovert tendencies. needs to be by himself to chill out and recharge but can like work a room honestly. can make friends pretty much everywhere he goes. a bit of a charmer when he wants to be. 

a smoker unfortunately. also a bit of a stoner. definitely has a juul on him at all times, like i said he tends to keep it behind his ear and then be like ???? where’s my juul. 

needs glasses but refuses to wear them. is very stubborn about it tbh. does not want to get contacts because he hates the idea of putting something into his eye. so you can catch him squinting sometimes like a fool. 

one of the first things he treated himself to with his first big youtube check like outside of rent was a tattoo! it’s on his ribs and it’s just a drawing he did himself but he loves it and it was the start of an addiction. he has about five. also has a few helix and orbital piercings on his left ear. 

another muse of mine with a tiktok, but jaq just uses his to make music for the most part. will turn the mickey mouse club house theme song into bars! (if you’ve seen that tiktok,,,, ily) 

a big nerd. reads comic books. watches anime. will get very reasonably upset about the avatar the last airbender movie whenever it’s brought up.

can cook really well, but whenever he does it it’s pure chaos. like julian/brad leone in the kitchen for sure. but the food comes out tasting really good, so???

is jewish af. knows a bit of hebrew and a bit of yiddish because of his grandparents mostly. is kind of ??? a lot more lenient with things now that he’s not around his parents as often i’m ngl. 

brings his ds everywhere and you can literally catch him on the bus vaping and playing animal crossing because he hasn’t bothered to get a american license yet 

is always willing to take a picture with a subscribers and they’re always the weirdest thing. there are pictures of subscribers like pretending to stab him in the eye. prom pose pictures with subscribers. the weirder the better tbh

has gone to vidcon a few years in a row, always has the wildest time. there is video footage of him waking up in some strangers bathtub with a feather boa around his neck. it’s probably on instagram. 

is also bi af. 

WANTED CONNECTIONS.  very proud to announce that i am officially a lost cause! 

BEST FRIENDS.

A BROMANCE. 

FWB/EWB.

EXES. 

FANS OF HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS. 

and here’s his wanted tag, i forgot to do the same for haisley so here is her wanted tag. 

and many more, y’all this took so long and i’m so tired but like this and i will slide into your dms for plots!

[princecoolkid]

What kind of memes, would the Cybersquad be interested in and act like it? (p.s. I love the idea of Cybersquad be into memes, because it's really funny heh)

I just wanna preface this with the fact that I’m 25… I spend a lot of time on the interwebs but forgive me if I sound lame with my input,,,

Jackie and Inez are constantly harping on Matt with cowboy memes, some of them he loves, some of them he finds annoying but it’s all in good fun. He wants to be a cowboy bayyybeee

Matt himself likes shit like Roy Purdy, specifically the Rockstar vine. He totally acts like those “boys being boys” memes, ykno the wholesome ones where they’re doing shit like singing the Halo Theme in the bathroom and trying weird tricks like folding themselves into tables hGHGH Also “Zack stop, you’re gonna get in trouble…” Arrested for kicking crimes

Jackie love love loves song and dance memes, she’ll learn all the moves for fun and participate. She loves the more “serious” ones and the fun ones, like Bad Guy turning into spongebob. She also spends hours watching art and animation tiktoks. She likes to send really aggressive friendship memes to Matt and Inez, stuff like kermit with a gun shooting hearts and…

The others sometimes send her Shrek memes, and she hates most of them except for the WHAT. ARE YOU DOING… IN MY SWAAAMP remix and the FOR FIVE MINUTES one

Inez cannot resist any cute animal meme, it doesn’t matter the animal. She has a whole folder dedicated to cat and dog reaction images. When her words are not getting through to people she just sends shit like

And she’s constantly quoting things like “Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just wanna go apeshit?” And she probably sends the cursed emoji choking gif when her friends won’t stop calling her nezzie.

[sammydem0n64]

My oc stories but in incorect quotes, vines, tiktoks, some stuff I came up on my own and MORE!

[Ghost Ghouls and The In-Betweens]

Hedrick: So no head? [GETS HIS NECK SNAPPED]

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The Lady, shape-shifted into Bob’s childhood best friend (who is a girl): You must love me now... look at me, don’t you see the desire in her- MY eyes? You love her... you love me, admit it

Bob, a home of sexual: Are you in the right headspace to receive information that may harm you?

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Pam: I’ve always wanted to be in Windows Vista my whole life

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Violet: Hello welcome to bible study! We’re all children of JESUS

Violet, over Bob who’s having a breakdown: KUMBAYA MY LORD-

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Seven: Word of advice; When trying to get rid of a ghost that’s haunting your house DONT make out with him. I’ve learned from experience it doesn’t help

Brendan: Hey op what the FUCK does that mean?

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Brendan: Will you be the Gnomeo to my Juliet?

Eight: Yes!- isn’t it Romeo?

Brendan: No.

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Bob, listening to Seven explain ancient lore about demons or smth: I love it when he talks like that

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Violet: Just release all the sounds that are trapped in your mind~

Pam: [SCREAMS]

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Luke: Brendan I cant believe you’ve done this! Why would you go and marry that girl? Is it because of your internalized homophobia?

Brendan: No Lucas, it’s because I’m Bi. Also you’re seventeen

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Her: My name is Her. Just... Her

Bob: Jesus Christ kid, does your mom hate you or something?

Her: Yeah

Bob: ...I was kidding-

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Hedrick, Violet and Bob: You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT-

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Pam: Babe! Happy one year :)

Hedrick: ...I’m twenty four-

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Katniss: Hey everyone-

Seven, about to hit her with a pipe: HSISJSHSMSH

Katniss: ACK GET YOUR GUIDE BITCH-

Her: He don’t bite

Katniss: YES HE DO-

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Her: Friendship ended with The Lady, Bob and Seven are my parents now.

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Hedrick: I really miss Max...

Max: QUIT TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD

Hedrick: SOMETIMES I CAN STILL HEAR HIS VOICE

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Hedrick: More espresso less depresso

Bob: you don’t have a stomach-

Hedrick: MORE ESPRESSO LESS-

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Rita: Yeah she broke up with me

Yuki: What are you-

Rita, looking up at the sky: I NEED TO CRY BUT MY FOUNDATION WAS TWENTY DOLLARS

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Violet: Who are you?

Violet Uva: I am you!

Violet: Bitch the fuck you aint-

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L. Leg: I know everything I need to know about you

Luke: You do?

L. Leg: [Brings up his mommy issues]

Luke: Oh you do.

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Landon: Ok everyone... one of us... is possessed by an Owl

Hedrick: Who?

Landon: That’s the thing we don’t know- [SWEATS]

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Mouth: I’ve decided to be They and do crime

Torso: Same!

Mouth: And be gay.

Torso: YEAH

Mouth: With each other

Torso: Y E A H - ...o-oh

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Her: No talk me me angy

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Grimm: Listen I know you ain’t dead

Eight: Yeah obviously

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Violet: Why was six afraid of seven?

Hedrick: Why?

Violet: Cause seven ate nine!

Seven: STOP REVEALING MY SECRETS.

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Deric: How did you heal?

Max: I literally didn’t.

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Max, pointing at Luke: I want this sassy lost child obliterated

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Luke, revealing he and the others are working for L. Leg: Double cross!

Brendan, working as a double agent for the ghosts: Double cross!

L. Leg, revealing that Luke is just a pawn and he didn’t care about him in the first place: DOUBLE CROSS!

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L. Leg: Righty please let me back in the council

R. Leg: don’t care plus you’re cishet

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Hedrick: I have trauma from being killed in a brutal manner and being forced to stay on Earth

Violet, Bob and Pam: same

Luke: I have trauma from my dad leaving and severe bullying due to my anxiety

Brendan: I have trauma from my dad being an abuser and my mom hating me after he left

Rita: Me and Yuki have trauma from our mom emotionally ditching us and getting physically abusive once she realized we were using her money to support us

Seven: Hey! I’m calling a THERAPIST!