#i provide more details and stuff in the alt text because i believe blind people deserve more rights than us

[nickbutnodick]

i realized i never gave you guys a tour of the horrors which are in my backyard!

number one: the soil tiller!

literally what you picture when you think of tetanus.

number two: the hole!

i have had multiple people ask me whether or not we were gonna bury people in it.

number three: the actual woodchipper!

honestly we should probably put more effort into childproofing things like that.

number four: that random pile of miscellanious chunks of concrete and stone!

there's more underneath the dead leaves and weeds. it's like three feet tall and 15 feet long and four feet wide.

number five: the doorstep without a door!

not included are: the narnia lamppost, the several gallons of non-childproofed gasoline, the junk yard, the ex-garden/reclaimed-by-nature spot, Mount Doom, the door to nowhere, that random stack of bricks, and the train tracks.

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