#i promise to be normal

[i-mean-technically]

Humans are Space Horrors Pt 1/???

Let's be honest guys, humans are weird even to each other. Our planet is a Death World, add in Unicron and that takes on a whole new meaning.

Our stomachs can break down almost anything, we can recover from literally anything if given enough time, we see a dangerous predator and shout "KITTY".

We see something tall we climb it.

We see something and ask all the questions about.

We turn things into something it was never designed for.

We went to the goddamn Moon with a computer that had the processing power of a lesser calculator nowadays.

Humans are inventive, ingenuitive, curious, insatiable.

And honestly I feel like that would terrify Cybertronians.

In the best and worst ways possible.

Let's use Ratchet as in example.

He'd see us as small, delicate, dumb (affectionate) little things that need tending. And he's not wrong, to a point. But we've been doing this a long time by out standards.

We know what we're doing. (Kinda)

Humans can easily make drops of 10 ft or more. We regularly dive off of boards from higher into 30ft of water. We allow half tamed predators into our homes.

Humans be wild man.

[simpfornegan]

i need obikin moots so bad, i can’t contain these thoughts any longer…

[mintdragonnerd]

It really do be like this.

i'm sorry (not) to people who know me irl

[grasslandgirl]

“no one will notice if you stop posting/talking/texting/etc” is the mind killer. it is the evil. it is the little childhood version of myself who feels so insignificant and unwanted but she IS wanted. I am wanted and loved and noticed even if I can’t see it right now

[cancatsdraw]

[pookieace]

✰ . . . minors do not interact !

gojo and you fucking in missionary makes him dangerously sensitive as it is because he feels so much love as he looks down at you. how pretty you look, how a layer of sweats coats your skin. how your hair is a mess after multiple rounds. how you’re reaching out and grabbing at any part of his body for some form of stability while he fucks your cunt. he can see how you two are a mess where you both join, splatters of your wetness and white sticky remnants of his from previous rounds. you look so stunning. so so so beautiful.

he’s on the verge of cumming every second when you fuck missionary. he adores how he can see you flutter your eyes open and look so fucked out but still gaze at him with love. he gets even more sensitive the second you run your fingers through his undercut. he's groaning, hips faltering as he visibly shivers. feeling the pads of your fingers against his undercut is one thing but feeling your nails against them? that's another. three more thrusts and he's got his balls flushed against you, letting them drain, emptying them right into you.

[funkyboxofinterests]

Sometimes Raph misses being small

[geezmarty]

wyll has so many comments in game about how much he likes astarion’s hair hey man whats up with that

[simcardiac-arrested]

moodboard for when you’re fucking caged

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Afton kids got interesting coping mechanisms

[hinamie]

i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be

[o0kawaii0o]

Wet cheese

[verflares]

i've been looking everywhere for you!

[dreamdripdistance]

but did you imagine it in a different way?

[bowenoke]

not a real hc i have abt the watchers its just that the sentence "the watchers top surgeried grian" is so so funny to me.

I was gonna apologize for the accidental horror but I did remember that this is the story where they beat each other to death so like

[thegreatlock]

I CAN SENSE IT.

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