#i promise i'm not as crazy as you think i only paid full price to see the movie one time

[sprosser]

the local theatre chain rereleased sonic 2 for 3 days for their family film series!! i brought a different sonic 2 build-a-bear each day and had so much fun.

unless we get another surprise rerelease i think this marks the end of my sonic 2 journey with a totally normal movie theater viewing count of... 11 times.

[id: three photos of sonic movie 2 build-a-bear plushes held in front of a movie theater screen. from left to right: a sonic the hedgehog plush wearing a leather jacket and rainbow bandana; a tails plush wearing overalls and a floral shirt; and a knuckles the echidna plush wearing a floral shirt. /end id]

[charming-2d-boys]

Hello! I was wondering if you'd be willing to do an adventure short for Gon and Killua with prompt #4 "If I die, I'm haunting you first"? Maybe something where Gon has come up with another crazy idea for something fun to do or an insane way to bring an opponent down.

Hello! 🤗

This sounds like so much fun! 😂

Thank you for the request and I hope you'll like it! 😄💕

4. “If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

13. “YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

15. “I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

31. “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”

A/N: Decided to lump those together since I had an idea, hope that’s okay 😄 Also, it’s pretty long and I went with the friend who acts like an older sister idea so it’s easier for everyone and I don’t really change much of the canon facts and plot.

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   “Killua, Gon! Stop running like that, you’re going to trip!”

   “No! If we don’t hurry, there’ll be no ChocoRobo-kun left!”

   “Killua, if you trip, I’m calling Gotoh and then you really won’t be getting any ChocoRobo-kun!” Killua immediately started walking normally, with Gon snickering next to him. “And put your tongue back in your mouth!” Gon laughed louder and Killua’s cheeks grew red at being caught in the act, despite him doing it without you even seeing him, except for Gon. You already knew them well. Not that it was hard. They were kids, after all.

   As you followed the two of them through the streets, you constantly kept an eye out, despite looking relaxed. You knew the boys were more than capable of defending themselves if they had to, but you were still worried. You felt like the two of them were already your little brothers, despite not being related.

   You had met the two boys during the Hunter Exam, partnering up here and there when you could and helping each other when the situation called for it. You’d met their friends, Kurapika and Leorio, and also some enemies, like the Amori Brothers and even Tonpa - he could pretend to be friendly all he liked, you didn’t trust him one bit. And even Hisoka... You shuddered at the thought of him. His bloodlust wasn’t something you ever wanted to deal with.

   “(Y/N)-nee-chan! We’re here! Look!” Gon shouted excitedly as he pointed at the front of the store. Killua had that look on his face again, like a little child. He almost dashed inside before stopping abruptly and looking back at you, as if asking for permission. You only laughed before nodding your head and he was already inside, Gon hot on his heels. They could be so silly sometimes, exactly how they should actually be at their age.

   You also entered the store, seeing the two boys arguing over sweets. Killua’s arms were already full of his favourite sweets and he had a shopping basket right next to him, filled to the brim. You didn’t even want to think about how expensive they would be after you saw the price of only one. Gon, on the other hand, had chosen other sweets and fewer.

   “Killua, sweetie, you can’t buy all that...”

   “What? Why not? I’m not leaving all of them here! Who knows when I’ll find a store that has so many again?” He was sad and annoyed, which you could understand. But you still wanted him to understand.

   “Be honest, Killua. Do you have the money to pay for all of them?”

   “No... But you’ll pay, right?” Your incredulous look made Killua laugh. Your hand instinctively went and hit him over the head while Gon laughed and felt like following your example, even him seeing the stupidity of what Killua just said.

   “You said to be honest, stop hitting me!” Then you looked at Gon as if saying follow my example and he nodded back. The both of you started poking Killua in the stomach and ribs, making him laugh uncontrollably as he tried to get away from you two to no avail since you’d cornered him.

   “So I’m paying for your bottomless stomach, huh, Killua?” You laughed as you kept making him laugh, stopping as you hugged Killua, ruffling his hair. His cheeks were flushed and he was breathing loudly, smile wide as he stared at the two of you, somewhat ready for another onslaught of tickles.

   “Okay, I’m getting you ten ChocoRobo-kun. But that’s it. I gotta eat, too, you know?” Killua nodded, pouting a bit but still understanding as he started putting the excess of sweets back into their rightful place on the shelf. “Gon, baby, did you get everything you wanted?”

   “Yup!”   He showed you his choices and you put them in the basket where Killua’s sweets were, taking it to the cash register as the two boys followed behind you, chatting with each other. You paid for the both of them - as you always did since you loved spoiling them and seeing them happy and smiling -  and walked out as soon as you were done. The boys were both enjoys their chocolates and candy, offering you some - even Killua offered you a ChocoRobo-kun - as you asked them about their next plans and matches on your way back to Heaven’s Arena, where you were all currently staying.

   None of you seemed to sense anything, but the streets had gotten emptier. Even the sky was darker than before. Had you stayed that much inside?

   “Hey, boys? Do you sense something weird?” You had barely finished asking before you felt the powerful Aura heading straights towards you three, quickly grabbing both of their hands and teleporting you a few meters away.

   “Agh, lucky! I would’ve crushed you for sure!” As soon as the smoke and dust cleared up, you saw a scrawny little girl and a beast of a man behind her, as she had a chain connected to the collar around his neck.

   “Who-”

   “I saw the three of you at Heaven’s Arena. You’re pretty good, but I’m sure I could kill you.”

   “Then why not set an actual match?”

   “I want to fight the three of you, I don’t care about the rest! Imagine how boring it would be having to fight with all those weaklings just to get to you! All the wasted time!” Another Aura punch came towards you and you teleported again. The boys hadn’t said anything, you guessed they were shocked about being ambushed for such a stupid reason.

   Unfortunately, you didn’t have much time to think as a barrage of punches came towards you, the ground cracking and making you teleport from one place to another since every place where the three of you stood in was smashed in less than a second. With all the hits the ground had taken and with you teleporting continuously, the ground looked like a makeshift arena and you were already sweating. You hadn’t teleported this fast and this often in a few years.

   “Well, even if I don’t kill you, I’ll take those two off your hands and make them my new precious, little babies, like this big guy over here. Right?” You heard a loud grunt and saw how the man’s eyes were white and unfocused, like he was possessed or a zombie. She was insane. If that big guy was a baby... You didn’t even think it would be possible for Killua or Gon to get captured, but this man didn’t look like it either, yet, here he was. A slave to a lunatic.

   “They’re not your kids, back the fuck off.” You instinctively pushed the two boys behind you, as if shielding them from her sight.

   “Not yet.” She said as she let go of the chain and the big guy’s Aura seemed to increase as he started running towards you, ready to squash you like a bug. You teleported again, just in time to see the man get up and turn towards you.

   “(Y/N), let Gon handle the big guy and teleport me behind her.”

   “Are you crazy?!”

   “We can do it! Trust us!” You looked at him for a second, actually wondering if you were the crazy one for being okay with the plan. You couldn’t think about anything better anyway.

   “If I die, I’m haunting you first. And if either of you die, I’ll drag you back to life from Heaven itself if I have to.”

   “You’d be just as annoying even then. And we won’t, promise.” Killua smirked. You looked at both boys before you let go of Gon with a final squeeze and he smiled, turning around towards the man just as he got ready to punch again.

   “Ready, Killua?” At his nod, the man punched in Gon’s direction, you teleported behind the girl. Killua moved quickly, hitting her in the back so she’d kneel as his fingernails transformed into claws, both going to her neck. Gon was parrying or dodging the hits, though even he looked a little tired. The man’s punches must’ve been stronger now that he was released.

   “Stop this or I’ll kill you.”

   “Then do it or I’ll come after you again and kill you instead!” You knew he shouldn’t do it, but you couldn’t bear the thought of anything happening to the two of them if you weren’t there to protect them. Killua didn’t wait and he slashed her throat quickly, letting her body slump to the damaged ground as his hand transformed back to normal.

   You two looked at Gon to see him panting as the man fell with a resounding thud, making the earth shake and dust go up in the air. The chain and collar disappeared and you checked over Killua before going to Gon to check on him, too. You also checked the man, finding him unconscious. You breathed in and turned to the two boys, pulling them to your chest and hugging them tightly.

   “(Y/N)-nee-chan, I can’t... breathe...”

   “I don’t care. I’m so glad you’re both safe.” You slowly let go of them and got up, hearing the police sirens nearing. You’d have some explaining to do and you were already dreading it.

   “I’m too sober for this.” You rubbed your forehead, craving something to make this seem like a bad dream.

   “You don’t even drink.” Killua replied, looking at you with a smirk and an arched eyebrow, his arms crossed over his chest. Gon looked confused from you to him and back.

   “Maybe I should start. With the two of you, especially you, Killua, I might just need to do so.”

   “You’re just getting too old to keep up with us.”

   “What did you say, you little cocktail shrimp?” The two of you continued bickering as Gon stared, while the police cars were nearing the three of you. Imagine their surprise when they found Gon laughing while you were giving Killua a noogie and he was struggling to get out of your grip, screaming and laughing about how old you were and how you’d need a cane soon. That made everything even worse. Let’s just say that it took a lot more time for the police to get you to let go of Killua while you were answering their questions. Gon was content with eating his sweets as he was also telling another officer what had happened while occasionally looking at his poor friend. He had told him not to joke about a woman’s age.

[learningenglish82]

#20 I Need To Be In Love - The Carpenters

最も難しいこと　これまでのしてきたことの中で

The hardest thing I've ever done

それは信じ続けること

Is keep believing

誰かがいる　この狂った世界に　わたしにとっての

There's someone in this crazy world for me

人々が行ったり来たりする

The way that people come and go

通じて　限りのある　命を

Through temporary lives

チャンスは来るだろう　気づかないかもしれない

My chance could come and I might never know

よく言ってた「約束はいらない

I used to say "No promises

シンプルであり続けよう」

Let's keep it simple"

だけど　自由は　助けるだけ　あなたがさよならと言うのを

But freedom only helps you say good-bye

時間が掛かった　私は　学ぶのに

It took a while for me to learn

何も来ない　無料では

That nothing comes for free

その価値　私が支払った　それは十分高い　私には

The price I've paid is high enough for me

知っている　恋をする必要がある

I know I need to be in love

知っている　無駄にしたこと　たくさんの時間を

I know I've wasted too much time

知っている　求めている　完全を

I know I ask perfection of

まったく不完全な世界で

A quite imperfect world

そして　バカが考えるのに十分　私は見つけると

And fool enough to think that's what I'll find

だからここにいる　ポケットには　いっぱいのいいこと

So here I am with pockets full of good intentions

だけど　誰も　慰めない　私を　今夜は

But none of them will comfort me tonight

私は　目を大きく開いて　目覚めている　朝の4時に

I'm wide awake at four a.m

友達はいない　視界には

Without a friend in sight

しがみついている　ひとつの希望に　だけど　私は大丈夫

Hanging on a hope but I'm alright

[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

Okay, because I'm weird and it's almost five am, I had a thought. That is my only excuse for this chaos. What would (SF&UF Bros) do if one day, their SO was cursed so from dawn to dusk, they'd be stuck as the bros least favorite animal, and turn human at night(it can be one they fear or just hate). (Aka reverse werewolf in a way.) How does SO get cursed, and how do the bros react? Are they even with their SO when they can for the first time, and if not, do they even realize it's them at first?

{ Oh, well… I took a lot of time for it because I was not sure about the animals the skels could hate… Uhm— I invented a lot for it, so I hope you enjoy it. Then, this thing is so long, since I made you wait for all this time. }

INTRO:

You lived with your family in a village of farmers, your life was simple and humble so you did not ask for too much, you were happy with your parents and brothers. The village where you lived was located next to the Mt. Ebott, for this reason it was easy finding some monsters walking through the streets of your village, but you did not have anything against them, you thought they were great and someone of those creatures became your friends, so you had so many reasons to be happy. Moreover, you were dating one of them, a skeleton monster. You met him by mistake, but maybe it was destiny. Nobody knew the truth. You loved him so much and he did too, it was the most important thing. Until, a maleficent curse fell on you and you could not do anything to break it.One day, your father got very sick and it seemed there was no cure for his ills, and he was the one who worked and supported the family since you were the biggest sibling and your brothers were still kids, they could not work. However, you did not want to lose your dad and your mother was full of desperation, just like your little siblings.Maybe you were not thinking rationally in that moment and you have taken the worst decision ever. You asked for the help of a witch. It was an ugly woman who lived in this town from eons, someone said she has always existed and no one knew her real ages. You thought she could help your father using some magical spell. Oh, too bad, she turned out to be a dishonest person because her soul was as black as the raven’s wings. You were too disparate so you chose to contact her anyway. Strangely, she already was aware of your problem and she was waiting for you. She had the solution of your dilemma, and she could help your dad. Sadly, you knew very well that all magic have a price and she was not going to tell you what it was. You would have found it out by yourself. You ignored her words because they were too scary but you wanted your father to heal so you were ready to accept any consequences. From that day, you have been designated to live like a beast because the price you paid was your humanity. You were an abominable creature. Something too scary to be approached. Something too gross to be accepted in this society. You could not be considered like a monster because you appeared too different from them. First, you were not magical so you could only protect yourself using your physical strength. Second, you were unable to speak since you communicated in your own language nobody could understand. After your transformation, your father healed but now you were disappeared and everyone was searching for you. You even tried to explain to them who you were but nobody recognized you, neither your family. You understood, it was the prize you had paid for helping your father. You were damned for the rest of the eternity.

🌙 Reddy 🌙

The villagers were acting strangely lately and he could not understand why but he did not care so much about them since he preferred to stay alone or with you. Sans has not seen you yet and he was worried. Then, he saw all those people running free, screaming your name. He thought the worst and that worst was the truth because you were lost. His worries were reality so he did not know what to do, so he started searching for you. He had so many possibilities to find you, since he could smell your scent from miles, it did not matter what your form was. He was able to recognize you anyway. Then, he found you in the middle of the forest, you were crying and you appeared so sad. Sans could not believe you were that beast. Your features were weird, you looked like a cat but you were too big for being a normal cat. Sans perceived a sense of repulsion towards cats but it was you. He forgot instantly his fear and he tried to approach you, despite his confusion and worries. You were so happy to see Sans, you were sure he would have been able to help you. You were shocked he could even understand your language so you explained to him the deal you made with that witch. Sans was so mad and his sight blacked out because it was awful. It was the highest price you could pay. He was going to kill that bitch witch and he was magical too so she could have listened to him (by hook or by crook). At the end, Sans has showed to her what true hell was because he was an expert of it, so the evil woman gave to him the antidote. Then, he killed her anyway because she was too dangerous and wicked for his tastes. He could not risk losing you again because of some stupid magicians.

🌙 The Edge Lord 🌙

Papyrus knew something bad happened to you because you were too sweet and candid to get in troubles and he was a hunter by profession so he had to find you. He promised to himself that he was great enough to bring you home to your family. Anyway, he could not imagine you were cursed and you were not a human anymore. He looked for you everywhere but there were no signs of you. You were disappeared into the oblivion. He did not give up so he kept searching for you all the night, too.During one of his missions, he found you nearby the river, you were a beast but he was not scared since he was a monster and he has seen so many particular creatures in his life. He thought you were a monster like him so he asked to you if you have seen the missed person here because he was too worried and everybody in the city was becoming crazy. You recognized Papyrus but he could not recognize you. He assumed you were not his same kind but you seemed desperate, he could read it in your eyes, and you did not seem dangerous. You were trying to communicate to him it was you. You were a beast now. Then, he comprehended the truth because that creature had your same expression and eyes. He was socked, because he could not believe you were such a thing. After this revelation, he asked to Sans to translate your phrases since his brother was the weird who could understand animals’ language, nobody could know why and how (Sans seemed the creepiest version of Snow White who was able to speak with birds and mice).Papyrus was astonished because that witch had tricked you and she was not going to live any longer without suffering a world of pain. Then, he took the antidote from the witch but he did not kill her. He wanted the witch to become his slave.

🌙 Blackberry 🌙

Sans was not as sensitive as his brother so he was unable to recognize your new form but he tried so hard. He spent days and nights searching for you when you disappeared without leaving any traces. Obvious, Papyrus helped him since he was a great hunter and they together were able to find you. At first, he thought you were a monster even if he has never seen you and he knew everyone in the Underground so it was strange seeing a new face. Then, you did not speak his own language so he thought you were an enemy and he decided to attack you. It was just his instinct and he could not accept that a beast had eaten you, but that beast was you. Luckily, Papyrus stopped him promptly because you were so scared and you were not an enemy, the tallest skeleton could understand it. Then, he was the one who realized it was you. You have been cursed. After Papyrus explained it to his brother, Sans’ rage reached the hell because it was unacceptable. Who did it to you? Why? You guided them to the witch’s house.Sans wanted his revenge, but she had to heal you before he could destroy her. You could stay with his brother until he took care of this evil woman. Sans tortured her without mercy, then he murdered her. She had stopped to play with other people’s lives.

🌙 Rus 🌙

These last days, he saw you so worried for your father and you were behaving so weirdly but Papyrus could not understand your real intentions since he did not ask you for any explication. It was normal to be apprehensive for your father’s health. One day, he followed you because he had that instinct to protect you and he could not leave you alone during this difficult period. He saw you entering in that witch’s house. From that day, you started acting stranger than before. Until you disappeared. He felt so guilty because it was the only moment he took a break but he was so tired. Then, he searched for you before the villagers could attest your disappearance.The moment he saw you in that beastly condition, Papyrus felt so sad and concerned and he understood it was a curse since he was still a magical creature and he recognized an evil spell when he saw one. He had no problem to identify you because your soul was the same. It was still bright and precious, so now he wanted to help you to resolve this atrocious thing. You were glad he was so smart to have understood all the story because you were unable to communicate with him. Then, Papyrus had a chat with the witch and, without using any violence, she gave the antidote to him. Then, the evil woman disappeared. No one could say if she was dead or if she left the village. It was a mystery. But now you were a human again and it was the most important thing.