#i play phighting for 3-4 rounds

[noxx-33i]

Retrospring dump 3

oh god theres so many to do

[traff1csstuff]

I played Phighting again yesterday since I haven't in months and I got 15 assists in one round and a different one I got a kill streak of 4 I'm proud of myself :3

[phandomphightclub]

Round 4 Match 3: @ecto-american vs. @what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me

Writer: @dannyphandump

“Did Aurora ever catch up to Nick?”  Tucker asked when Tali eventually took his place in the VIP box.  She was slurping on her 15th milkshake of the day (this one was sea-salt flavored).

“Nah, he’s fine.  We had some of the security team escort him out of the boys’ bathroom.”

“Are you okay?”  Danny asked at the mildly feral grin on Tali’s face.

“Yep.  Nothing like the smell of milkshakes and bloodlust in the morning.  Plus the Kingdom Hearts 3 DLC came out today.”

“That explains a lot, actually.”

“Oh, look, there’s Nick.”  She grinned down at the arena, where Nick had picked up his chosen weapon—the Fenton Lunchbox.  Stainless steel, lots of blunt bolts sticking out.  A solid choice.  “See? Not hurt at all.  I’m sure he’s touched that you care though Tuck.”

“I’m still banking on getting to play his Switch.”

“Fair enough.  Ooh, and here comes the competition—Stain, wielding the Whole Entire Earth!”

“What—”

“Blah blah blah Clockwork alternate dimensions shrink ray blah blah blah,” Tali explained.

“Are you telling me my parents made the Whole Earth!?”

“They at least stuck their names on it, which is close enough.”

Stain hefted the bowling-ball-sized earth up on their shoulder.

“PHIGHT!”

“You think you can escape being crushed under the weight of the world?” Stain asked, juggling the Earth back and forth between their hands.

“At least let me eat my last meal first,” Nick deadpanned, obviously not intimidated.  Of course, the weight of the world was nothing compared to Aurora’s Vibe Checks.

Nick threw out a tablecloth, which hovered in the air as if over an invisible table.  Then he began arranging his Fenton Toast and Fenton Fudge neatly over it.

“No time for that.”  Stain snatched up the toast and shoved it in their mouth.

Nick smirked.  “No time indeed.”

Within seconds, Stain had dropped the earth (resulting in many tiny screams), and was choking and foaming at the mouth.

“Ah, looks like we’ll need the medical team again.”  Tali radioed Vic to coordinate someone to go down to the arena and shove an antidote down Stain’s throat.

“Honestly, I don’t know if Nick poisoned that lunch, or if Dad’s food is just like that,” Danny said.

“Who knows?”  Tali slurped the rest of her milkshake, hoping that at least wasn’t poisoned.  Then she blew into her kazoo, and ended up spitting some of the melted ice cream on Tucker in the process.

“Gross…”

“Stain aka what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me is unable to battle!  Nick aka ecto-american wins!”

[phandomphightclub]

Round 3 Match 4: @heyheyitsstillgay vs. @phantomroyalty

Writer: @ecto-american

“Oh hey, hey! Heyheyitsstillgay is up against PhantomRoyalty!” Nick grinned. “Sick!”

“You're not even looking at the phight, you're looking at your Switch,” Tucker complained. Nick glared.

“Look, PhantomRoyalty fixed my joycon, and I really wanna play...”

Tucker squinted.

“Is that Skyrim? Did you really buy Skyrim for a fourth-”

Nick held the switch close to his chest as the words “Fus Ro Dah!” came faintly from the gaming device.

“Shut up, phight's starting!”

PhantomRoyalty smirked as they held up their Chalkzone chalk, quickly drawing themselves up a shield and battle axe.

“Your danno edits are no match for the creative power of my artistic skills!” they bragged. Anri's eyes flashed excitedly.

“You fool, you have no idea the creativity that goes into the danno edits,” they replied, and they summoned a danno shield and danno on a stick.

PhantomRoyalty charged, sticking their axe into the danno shield. With a hard yank, they pried it out of Anri's hands, and they flung both objects back at the ghost. PhantomRoyalty took advantage of Anri being stunned to quickly draw up a new weapon, a sword.

Anri dodged a sword slash, and they held up the danno on a stick.

“FOOL!” they shouted, and with a powerful hit, PhantomRoyalty was thrown from the arena, and out of the Denny's parking lot, and into the zone.

“God, another Code Danno Stick!” Nick called for security once more, to, yet again, fetch a flung phighter. They really needed a shield or net to catch these people. “But man...The absolute raw power of a danno stick...it has given heyheyitsstillgay victory once more!”