#i peed on your wife robotnik she's mine now

[malpractisingstr8]

every time snapcube releases a new fan dub my vocabulary is irrevocably changed for the worse

[lemonofthevalley]

people always talk about how nobody mentions what comes directly after this

(rouge says "fucking your wife again. and peeing in a hot topic again because you know what else do you do on a saturday night" and shadow says "I peed on your wife robotnik. she's mine now" and then the "I've come to make an announcement" thing that this dub is famous for)

but literally nobody mentions why rouge mentioned the peeing in a hot topic. shadow had told maria that he wanted to piss in the hot topic to claim it as his own. he also wants to piss on the earth

[hardly-a-p3rson]

I peed on your wife robotnik she's mine now

[riptide98]

i peed on your wife robotnik she's mine now

[guardianoftheearth]

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO FUCKING TALKING ABOUT"

"Fucking your wife again. And peeing in an hot topic, because, you know, what else do you do on a saturday night"

"I peed on your wife Robotnik, she's mine now, that's the law"

"WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT, WHAT"

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"I've come to make a-"

(written all from memory LESSGOOOOO)

[somedudewithantlers]

i peed on your wife, Robotnik. She’s mine now

[dimhortons]

[glitter-bunny420]

for your viewing pleasure, here is a list of some of the most iconic quotes from snapcube’s sonic the hedgehog fandub series

*sighs* "I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot. I'll be back."

“Oh!” “Bitch, you are gon’ get in this car or I'm poppin’ between your eyes!" "Wait, I know you! I saw your dick on Twitter!" “AGH! GOD DAMN-!”

"What the fuck?! Is that Shadow's dick?!"

"Who posted my nudes on Twitter dot com?! Oh no! Oh no, they put it all the way in the fucking islands! Now everyone’s gonna know about my secret egg dick. Where do you think you're going, cucker?" "I don't talk to people whose dicks are less than three inches.”

"I can't believe your tits are one polygon!"

*evil laughter* "You fool! I have seventy alternative accounts!"

"Ah! I just remembered a traumatising experience in my past. Hang on, I have to stim and I'll feel better."

"Welcome to Tilted Towers! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Memphis Tennessee and I'm part lizard."

“I peed on your wife, Robotnik. She's mine now. That’s the law." "What the actual shit?! What?!"

"Alright, since Team FurAffinity fucked my wife, I’m going to have to have you both be a part of my team. Why is the camera zooming in?!" “I mean, I guess that’s fine as long as I get my weed back, I don’t really care.” “I don’t have a character motive.” “Listen! We’re going to explore this island. You’re going to find Sonic. He has all the weed that you need - the gonja, that mary jane. Mari-jamij! All in his pockets. He is your local drug dealer and I’m going to blow up the island. Now go look for Sonic. And hurry up, you... fucking... cuckhogs.”

“I'm going to kill you. And then kill you again."

"Hi, Mr. President! We need your help! Some masked villain named the Glitch-” “Sonic! My long lost lover! It’s fi- Oh.” “Wha- Hey, I told you not to bring that up anymore. I'm putting that behind me, Mr. President.”

“You didn’t think I had legs, did ya? I’m like Gru, except I’m the one before Gru. I’m... Eggru. Ooh, gottem.”

“But Maria, you smelt it! Therefore, you are the one who dealt it!”

“You motherfucker! You just left me to die!" "Top thirty reasons why Sonic is sorry. Number five will surprise you." “Top thirty anime deaths! Number one! Your fucking ass right now!”

”All of that you see before you? Everything the piss touches, that is your kingdom. And you, my son, shall go forth and inherit it.”

”What are you two fucking talking about?!”

”Well, ten years have passed and I feel the same way, Rouge.” “You still wanna pee in a Hot Topic?” “Yes, Rouge. Thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a Hot Topic.” “Listen, I’ll take you to a Hot Topic.” “Finally... A place to release myself.”

”Oh, this? It’s my arm!”

“Do you see this? This is the diamond that I’m going to give to my brand new husband and/or wife. It’ll be theirs for the rest of time. With the GameCube 2. So if you want-” “Whoa, he’s bisexual! I didn’t know that-” “By the way, I’m bisexual.”

“Are you my mom?!” “No? What... the fuck?”

“Maria.” *explosion sounds*

“I don’t feel so good. Why are all my limbs slack? Why can’t I move my eyes? Why can’t I move my mouth? Is this an internal dialogue? I can’t see the end of the horizon. HATSUNE MIKU, IS THAT YOU?!”

*various voices repeating “Maria” all at once* “I never learned how to reeeaaad.”

“Silver, you know what? You’re a twink. I’m gonna go smoke some weed now.” “How long were you waiting to say that?” “The whole dub, baby!”

“One!” “Yeah, one.”

“This is an advanced skateboarding trick.” “Yeah, it’s called ‘Digging Up Atlantis’.”

“I... will fucking... end you.”

And last but certainly not least...

"I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was ‘THIS BIG’, and I said ‘That's disgusting!’, so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!” *explosion sounds* “That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher! I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrop-o-lets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!”

[beddhead-red]

"I peed on your wife, Robotnik, she's mine now."

the origins of the “what are you two FUCKING talking about??” meme is almost funnier then the meme itself

[sucuretcannelle]

I will pay the person who goes through the dub, finds quotes and matches them with the anon it fits best... I'll pay you $150

I'm too lazy so I mostly did eggman

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Prompt:

"Tails, listen to me. I know who your mother is and— *dies*"

"Martha, what have you been tweeting about...WHAT THE FUCK, IS THAT SHADOWS DICK?"

"Why is my body doing this thing? I'm like a puppet on a string bririrbbriri you see that? Look at that!"

Noodles:

"Shoot me, you fucking coward. Do it! You won't! I have no reason to live anymore."

"I am going to kill you..........and then kill you again."

Al:

"You have 13 seconds till the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life and I hope you both die."

"If you say please stop one more time, I'm going to piss my own ass."

"I peed on your wife robotnik, she's mine now."

Gabe:

"I gotta get on that plaAaNe 🏃‍♂️"

"Who is this red stripe mohawk—why you got hot sauce on your hair cuz, what's wrong?"

Writer:

"Get the fuck out or I'm gonna shoot Amy in the fuckin face, I swear to gosh I'll do it you bitch, get out!"

"What the fuck— why does tails have the fucking weed?"

Citypop:

"I miss my wife, tails. I miss her a lot. I'll be back."

"Let me check her Twitter page on my holographics"

"Go ahead, I have 50 alternate accounts."

Watermelon:

"I put hot sauce on everything. From Twinkies to milk. It's what I do!"

Bella:

"I'm taking over Victoria's secret, I'm taking over best buy, the news is mine, and everyone else can leave. You see that planet? IM TAKING IT TOO! It looks like a fucking walnut— BOOM AND IT BUSTED A NUT THEN AND THERE"

"Hey bitchessss, didn't expect to see me?"

"YOU FOOL I HAVE 70 ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN!"

Cup:

"That's right little girl, I hate you and your stupid nose. I'm taking everything from you, give me your phone."

"I'm taking over your worlds, I'm taking your tv, I'm glitchin it! They call me the glitch, do you know why they call me the mother fuckin glitch? Cuz I glitch the tvs out."

"Get out of here you thotass bitch you still owe me $100 anyway, we need to go."

"I've come to make an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife And he said his dick was 't h i s b i g' and i said 'thats disgusting' so I'm making a call out post on my Twitter.com, 'shadow the hedgehog you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like— that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like 2 balls and a bong..."

"—I'm gonna fuck the earth, this is what you geT MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, IM GONNA GO HIGHER, IM PISSING ON THE MOOOON"

Eyes:

"*struggling to remember the password to the twitter account*"

"I have no character motive 😔"

"What are you two fucking talking about?"

Cinna:

"aUUGH MY BONES! I know i shoulda— *intense coughing* WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?"

"AND SHE HAD A DIAMOND IN HER VAGINA?"

Orion:

"I hope you're ready to die it's gonna be like evangelion get the fuck out."

"...I fucked your wife 😐"

Atlas:

"ouch ouch ouch 😐"

"please stop, your mother would be very disappointed"

"as you can see, twitter went through a bunch of updates. This one, is that one that makes me go away from yo bitchass."

Nash:

"FUCK YOU MOON YOU NEVER HAD THE CHEESE I WANTED"

"Did you see that hot jpeg footage that just—"

Universal:

"You thought you were gonna escape and I knew you were gonna fart in here so I had to put up a fuckin seal!"

"Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too."

Shrimp:

"Shadow! Get back here right now! Shadow! What the fuck?!"

"How do you think I feel about being cocked by a hedgehog!?"

Ikea:

"Don't gamble my life for a piss rock!"

"It's been 17 days, I'm still trying to get out of here"

Mary:

"So if I've had enough you took my wife, you fucked my crops, I'm takin ya life"

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK MY WIFE"

That one anon:

"How did you know my middle name 😕"

🕳️:

"I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN! OH MY GOSH IM SO S I C K."

[aerospace-agenda]

you may know of

but do you know the conversation around it?

Shadow: "Well, ten years have passed and I feel the same way, Rouge."

Rouge: "You still wanna pee in a hot topic?"

Shadow: "Yes, Rouge. Thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a hot topic."

Rouge: "Listen, I'll take you to a hot topic."

Shadow: "Finally... a place to release myself."

Rouge: "I know you've been holding it for so long..."

Eggman: "What are you two FUCKING talking about?"

Rouge: "Fucking your wife again!"

Rouge: "And peeing in a hot topic. Because, yknow, what else do you do on a saturday night?"

Shadow: "I peed on your wife, robotnik. She's mine now. That's the law."

Eggman: "What the actual SHIT? WHAT?!"

[dontmindme-imjustfangirlin]

my friends and i have watched snapcube’s sa2 videos like 4 times and we compiled a list of incredible, underrated quotes:

“no.....i didn’t take my claritin XD!”

*upon learning that the island actually blows up* ”I DIDN’T KNOW.....oh my god i didn’t know.”

“GOIN’ UUUUUUUUUUP” *immediately falls down*

“it’s been 17 days”

“if you say ‘stop’ one more time, i’m going to piss my own ass.”

“i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot.”

“hey knuckles, what’s up, how’s eggman? did he make everyone watch his splatoon 2 letsplays?”

“i put hot sauce on everything from twinkies to milk.”

“don’t worry, i can fly. this will never be brought up again.”

“WHAT????? you are not allowed..............to fuck my wife.”

“whoop, whoop...that’s the sound of the police....”

“finally, i have the weed diamond.”

“all around me are familiar eggmans....worn out eggmans....worn out eggmans....I’M BACK IN THE BUILDING AGAIN.”

“i’m going to kill you......and then kill you again.”

“and yet they still can’t figure out how to get nazis off of their site.”

“how do you think i feel being cucked by a hedgehog?”

“rouge, what if you had human hair? would that be weird?” “yeah.” “okay, thank you.”

“i wanna pee on it. i just wanna piss on it.”

“i peed on your wife, robotnik. she’s mine now.”

“i can’t believe he came to his intervention drunk.” “sometimes it just be like that.”

“anyway, my one polygon is waiting for you.”

“well thank god we finally found some use for this piss rock!”

“stop calling sonic on our evil phone line!!!”

“i’m gonna make a ganja sandwich.”

*softly, but with feeling* “weed.”

“i’m gonna go leave, because my dick is the nose of this machine. please behave yourself.”

“what was that zoom for?”

“oh, that’s the truth? every single one of them at once? that’s lovecraftian.”

“i wanted the last thing i breathed to be pot!”

“destroy..........Maria.” “Maria?” “Mariiiaaaaa.”

“my body is doing things! and you? over there? shut up! and you! take off my pants!”

“do we get to have a big furry orgy now?”

“to make a long story short, i put a big bag of jellybeans up my - “

“that’s actually the plot!” “.........is it?”

“ah, that piss lovin’son of a bitch. i’m gonna miss him.”

[bitch-spectrum]

I peed on your wife, Robotnik, she's mine now.

Shadow the Hedgehog stole my girlfriend and called me a little bitch.

[rockinmusicquarterly]

well, ten years have passed and i still feel the same way, rouge.

you still wanna pee in a hot topic?

yes, rouge, thank you for listening to my insane ramblings about peeing in a hot topic.

listen, ill take you to a hot topic.

... finally. a chance to release myself.

i know you've been holding it for so long.

WHAT ARE YOU TWO FUCKING TALKING ABOUT

fucking your wife again. and peeing in a hot topic, because, yknow, what else do you do on a saturday night?

i peed on your wife, robotnik, she's mine now.

WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT. WHAT???

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOGS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "THIS BIG" AND I SAID "THATS DISGUSTING" SO IM MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT, HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. *PFFASSSSHSHHH*

THATS RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER

EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. IM GONNA GO HIGHER. IM PISSING ON THE MOON

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRROOOPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

[re-yourbrains]

shadow the hedgehog sorry

Don't be sorry I ltiekrlly love him sm

favorite thing about them: He is JUST like me fr!! FR!!!

least favorite thing about them: Nothing. Flawless

favorite line: K am I allowed to pick one from the fandub cause. "I peed on your wife robotnik shes mine now"

brOTP: I dont know enough about Sonic to really say but in general he needs friends man

OTP: I'm not picky #multishipper but I like him and Rouge.causengthey are just like me and you fr

nOTP: Idk

random headcanon: He has reactive attachment disorder dude theres no way he doesnt

unpopular opinion: I dont know enough about Sonic fandom to say

song i associate with them: Centuries of damn by Death Grips

favorite picture of them:

[grimzeyblogs]

I peed on your wife, Robotnik. She's mine now