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gothmothgoblin · 1 year

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im tired, im tired of pretending and believing in hair-free karlach & toned/muscly gale. karlach literally has dreads. shes been a prisoner, shes “punk” she would NOT shave her pits. she would not shave her pussy.

HOWEVER!!! gale literally eats magic and has 2 max strength, bro WOULD be chubby. he WOULD have bald pussy. dont fight the truth, lets all be adults here.

#im got banned of off steam discussions for saying this #bg3 spoilers #i only stand for bald pussy lae’zel bc shes alien #but she would be full bush lets be so serious #point me to the fucking CVS the group is buying razors from. No? then where is the fluff!!#bg3 tav #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #balders gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #bg3 astarion #bg3 #moth.txt #bg3 karlach #karlach

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