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Tday is 0 Days, but one day the number will be so big that I'll get confused and mess up the numbers. Can you imagine that, having so many Days Since that your brain just adds or subtracts a few?? Hehe Thats such a thought, and it can happen to me! I'll keep trying until that can happen to me!
Every minute can be a new start, and its okay if I mess up as long as i learn from it, and build a better me. Im not alone, and Ill take it One day at a time!
#I'll be better#illget better#and oneday the number is goj g to be super duper high#i need to cleanthe floors#ineed to clean the bloodfrom. thfloor#I'll getbetter#you are filled with perseverance
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Part 2: Cleanth's Failed Attempts to Help Bumpy (10 Montages)
Montage 1: Action: Bumpy spills a glass of milk, creating a mess on the kitchen floor. Dialogue (Cleanth): "Oh, dear! Let me clean that up for you, Bumpy!" Result: Cleanth vigorously cleans the spill, but her fastidiousness causes her to accidentally knock over more items, making an even bigger mess. Bumpy: "Cleanth, please stop!"
Montage 2: Action: Bumpy is struggling to untangle a bunch of wires. Dialogue (Cleanth): "Allow me to assist, Bumpy! I'll tidy things up!" Result: Cleanth's efforts to organize the wires only make them more tangled, and Bumpy's frustration grows. Bumpy (exasperated): "You're making it worse!"
Montage 3: Action: Bumpy's computer freezes, and he's trying to fix it. Dialogue (Cleanth): "I'll clean up your computer, Bumpy!" Result: Cleanth starts cleaning the computer's exterior, completely missing the actual problem. Bumpy remains stuck. Bumpy: "It's not dusty, Cleanth!"
Montage 4: Action: Bumpy is making a sandwich, and a jar of peanut butter slips from his hand. Dialogue (Cleanth): "Let me clean that up, Bumpy!" Result: Cleanth's overzealous cleaning makes the entire kitchen a slippery mess, and she and Bumpy end up sliding around. Bumpy: "I just wanted a sandwich!"
Montage 5: Action: Bumpy's trying to change a light bulb, but it shatters in his hand. Dialogue (Cleanth): "I'll take care of this, Bumpy!" Result: Cleanth cleans up the shattered glass meticulously but accidentally cuts herself in the process. Bumpy: "Cleanth, be careful!"
Montage 6: Action: Bumpy's bookshelf is disorganized, and he wants to tidy it up. Dialogue (Cleanth): "I can organize your books, Bumpy!" Result: Cleanth's idea of organization is entirely different from Bumpy's, and she arranges the books in a confusing order. Bumpy: "I can't find anything now!"
Montage 7: Action: Bumpy's trying to paint a picture. Dialogue (Cleanth): "I'll clean your paintbrushes, Bumpy!" Result: Cleanth cleans the brushes too thoroughly, removing all the paint, and Bumpy can't continue his artwork. Bumpy (frustrated): "Cleanth, I need the paint!"
Montage 8: Action: Bumpy's car has a flat tire. Dialogue (Cleanth): "Let me clean your tires, Bumpy!" Result: Cleanth vigorously scrubs the tire, but it remains flat. Bumpy needs a repair, not cleaning. Bumpy: "Cleanth, it's the tire, not a dirty dish!"
Montage 9: Action: Bumpy's trying to get a stubborn stain out of his shirt. Dialogue (Cleanth): "I'll clean that stain for you, Bumpy!" Result: Cleanth's efforts to clean the stain only spread it further, ruining the shirt. Bumpy (disappointed): "My favorite shirt!"
Montage 10: Action: Bumpy's room is messy, and he's attempting to clean it. Dialogue (Cleanth): "I'll help you declutter, Bumpy!" Result: Cleanth starts throwing away items, including things Bumpy wanted to keep, creating chaos. Bumpy (upset): "Cleanth, stop! That's not what I meant!"
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wow i wish my roommates knew how to clean
#2 years in this apartment with 3 other people#and im still the only one to have ever cleaned the kitchen floor#the fridge#the microwave#plus im doing dishes 4 times a week even though i go to work and clean for 38 hrs a week#i have to come home and clean the entire fucking house by myself#i cant wait to make enough money to live alone#like theyll clean when i ask but i shouldnt haveto fucking ask#im not their parent. we’re all the same age#and im over here playing house while everyone else sits on their ass and watches tv#no one offers help#and when they do it honestly just pisses me off more#like no i dont need another person here in my way while i cleanthe fucking kitchen#i want YOU to take the initiative to clean the house we ALL LIVE IN on your own#jfc#simon says
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