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plaindangan · 2 years ago

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Oh crap, I think Junko gave Mikan something, she’s been growing curvier and bigger each passing day! Her nurses outfit barely fits… and while she still wants to take care of people… it’s mostly their cocks she wants to care for.

Disclaimer: Below is content that's more on the racy side! If not for you, you probably shouldn't read!

"Heeey, what makes you think I did it then!?" Giving a cutesy look, the blonde fashionista flashed a wink "Oookaaaay, maybe I did an oopsie....or ten!~" In a flash, she was wearing fake glasses and her hair was tied in a ponytail. "But I simply had to. In order to test the results of my new despair aphrosodiac, I needed a little guinea pig. Dear Mikan fit the bill perfectly."

Flashing the horns, Junko loooked quite aggressive! "Puhahahaha!~ Fuckin' Hell get off my back! Only losers worry about some giant T & A!~ If you're that concerned about her..." Getting in a dramatic pose, Junko leered at the anon.

"Then I suppose we must see her."

"Move it! Outta of the way - superstar Enoshima coming through!~" There was a long line of people crowded at the nurse's office. Men, some women, even futanari's stood waiting. Some patiently, some clearly flushed and contemplating their life decisions. Some looking excited as Hell...for good reason!~

Pushing past everyone, the two of you came inside and looked around. In a sectioned off portion of the room, covered by curtains were sounds of soft moaning. Both of you, mostly because of Junko poke you your head past the curtains to gaze at the sight.

The patient's pants was to his knees and the patient himself was sitting on the bed. Face red and seemingly too lost in his own euphoria to register people staring at them. As for Mikan? Well, she was hard at work.

As observations dictate, over the weeks she had grow immensely - now at a whopping 8ft tall. Even on her knees, 'working' it was plain to see she still dwarfed the patient and everyone in the room in terms of height. That wasn't the only thing that was bigger. As she was kneeling, people got a good look at her huge ass - which her blue skirt couldn't even attempt to cover anymore. While she had always been one of the few people of her friend group that had been on the curvier sighed, her ass now had expanded to be more akin to giant, pale exercise balls. Gigantic and quite bouncy, with each slight movement causing it to shake so nicely. You'd be hard press to be able to hold out and got have the urge to smack it...or anything else for that matter!~

But what about her front? With some nudging from Junko, you guys enter the section and slowly creep over to get a better look. With that, you learn two things: Mikan'a shirt and apron were utterly wrecked. Thus, her fat, milk-filled, J cup sized breasts were out and about...all over the second thing. Namely, she was using her new pair of 'helpers' to give a titjob to the patient!~

"I need a sample!~ Won't you give it to your dear, nurse? Won't you come for me!~" Mikan also seemed drown in lust, her smile perverted and drooling as she rubbed her giga boobs up and down the patient's cock. As his breath became faster and he was taking in more deep breaths, she smirked and switched gears. Covering his cock with her plump lips, she began to suck on the juicy meat given to her - loudly and filled with vigor. It didn't take long before the patient came, filling Mikan's mouth with cream that she happily slurped down. The patient quickly feel asleep right then and there after such an intense orgasm.

Having gotten a personal look at things, undoubtedly one would have been feeling quite aroused from the spectacle. Something not lost to Junko as she smirked and elbowed you in the ribs. "Eh? Ehhh? Seee!~ She's doing juuuust fine!....But if you aren't convinced!~ Why don't you have Nurse Tsumiki give you a check-up!~" Huh? Before anything could be said, Junko quickly stepped out by the time you turned around...

Which gave enough time for Mikan to latch herself behind you. Her slick, wet, breasts pressing against the back of your head and her arms around one's stomach. An iron grip that ensured one couldn't escape.

"Oh, you're a cute one!~ You just have to stay for a check-up!~ Won't you let me do one..." Her hot, seductive whisper fills one's ears. "Let me heal you~?"

A feeling of irresistible lust filled the air...and temptation would be given in as Mikan took her next 'patient' to the section over to begin their 'examination'.

"Aaaand that's another one down!~" Junko snickered to herself. She knew slipping Mikan that aphrosodiac was a good idea. Mikan's own hidden pervy nature took full force of her...which she was banking on for the drug's other feature. The properties of the drug would also be in the nurse's saliva and sweat...meaning for every fat cock sucked or someone fondled in an intense passion - more people would share Mikan's fate. A busty, curvy, sex addict that Junko could then use for her whims!~

"Puhuhuhuhu!~" Being a twisted trickster had its perks when things go according to plan....though what if something went wrong? Like maybe potentially one of those addicts got to their creator first? Just the thought of that maybe Junko wet at the thought of such despair!~

(PD here - thought to do something a bit different concerning asks this time around with making it kind of a 'Cast x reader' type of thing. Hope it's just as enjoyable as before and let me know if its good, might do it more!~)

#DRenoshima-R18 #DRtsumiki-R18 #dranon asks

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marvelrarepairbingo · 2 months ago

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Hi ! Anon from earlier. Maybe I've expressed myself incorrectly, sorry, english isn't my first language ! For the form for the sign-up to the round, the Event Address is : marvelrarepairbingo2022 tumblr com/ instead of the one you have now. And when clicking on it, it goes to the page kinda, refreshes and then the message from Tumblr saying 'There's nothing there'. Unless I filled out the wrong form ? But I clicked on the Sign Up link in your post about round 4. Maybe I did an oopsie ?

Hi Anon,

I just checked the sign-up page again, now that I know which page you were trying to reach, and it took me to the Round 4 sign-up. Here is the sign-up form if the link isn't working for you. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1CtPQgyPyKUpRDvETEJtxEKmt4WY_DR2B0C9IWl0BB7I/viewform?edit_requested=true

I see that on there, the Tumblr is the 2022, and it'll just need to be switched to the current address for Tumblr, but unfortunately, that will have to wait for one of the other mods to switch that on the sign-up form because I don't have the ability to edit that one. Sorry! Here is the Marvelrarepair bingo Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/marvelrarepairbingo

#anon #answered asks #I hope this helps!

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laceybluereviewer · 35 years ago

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blog update/review!

HEY, lovely followers of mine, I’m back! Sorry about my hiatus, I’ll do a follow-up post soon <3 I’m doing a review of this super cool free app and website called Tee!

Tee is the one-size-fits-all application and website that caters to as many social media forms as possible. You guys have probably seen them floating around because they’re getting pretty popular!

I decided to do an unsponsored, unbiased review and overview so that you guys could consider checking them out :> !! I’ve had issues with getting images to post on my blog lately so I can’t show you direct screenshots but I’m sure a quick Google search would bring them up.

The homepage of the site is pretty cool, it’s not super crowded but it’s a good place to start out~ ! Before you even make an account you can either look at the two main galleries, the first one is dedicated to the three most popular posts, videos, and/or images of the day, so you can immediately check out what’s buzzing! The second one picks out three completely random posts, videos, and/or images too, and it changes every time you come back to the homepage :D !!

The bottom of the homepage has all of the guides to each of Tee’s modes, which include Tee Anon, Tee Blogs, Tee Bytes, Tee Cams, Tee Clips and Tee Vee, but I’ll go over each one just for you guys >:3

For those of us who were on the old Internet, Tee Anon is like a throwback to those old message boards! You just start a thread with an image and just talk about anything with anyone else, completely anonymous! You don’t even need a Tee account to do this (though I think there is a post limit amount but idk) Anon mode has roughly only 50 threads up at all times before it gets archived :( but, Tee already stated that if it became popular enough it would be upgraded as necessary. You can even search through the archive and the threads for what you want to talk about.

Tee Blog allows you to customize your own blog space just like my blog! You can post images, words, sound clips, videos, pretty much whatever! You can even make your blog play music if you want! However, your future blogs will need to be coded by you or someone else. There is no pre-built blog maker as of this post, however, Tee announced plans to create one to make it easier for those with no experience in blog making.

Again though that’s only a feature for those of us with Tee accounts (which by the way are free!) Without an account, you can view blogs, search for other blogs, and search specific tags to see posts that you like. But with a Tee account, you’re also able to directly message blogs, share stuff directly from someone else's blog, and search for specific tags (Did I mention every post can end with a tag?!) With an account, blog mode also gives you a separate homepage that shows posts from blogs or tags you follow. Again though, you need to make an account to get the fun bits! I’m going to be having a blog there too soon, so make sure you guys look for me under LaceyBlueReviewer <3

You guys remember Twitter? I mean, X? Oopsie. Anyway, Tee has a better version of that too! It’s called Tee Bytes. There’s a 140-character limit and you can share and follow other people and tags on Tee Bytes similar to Tee Blogs. As of right now only supports written posts! No photos >:( As before, with an account, you can directly message someone’s Byte account, follow accounts, follow tags, and make posts on your account, duh. Without one you can only view accounts, tags, and posts… Hmm, maybe there’s a pattern here?

I honestly think it’s pretty cool that Tee isn’t demanding an account out of us, though, what’s the harm in having one account for pretty much everything that I need? Oh, did I mention that your accounts between modes aren’t automatically linked? Unless you opt to link your accounts with each other, people won’t automatically be able to check your Byte account and know that you’re posting about sad kitties and cute boys on your Blog account. This applies to a few other modes too which I’ll specify later on <3

The next mode is Tee Cams!!!!!!!!!! Photos, photos, photos!!!!!!!! Unlike Instagram and X, images are shown as their actual file size (none of that icky Insta crop- unless if you opt for cropped mode!) You can comment on photos too but you can’t directly message someone unless they linked their Byte, Blog, Clip, or Vee account to their Cam account.

Remember, you can’t post without an account~

Tee Clips has only short videos JUST like TikTok! Videos have to be 8 minutes or less if you choose to post some. Right now, they have a Vine Challenge to see if people could create six-second clips in honor of Vine! I think there’s even a prize for the most popular one <3. You can’t make these videos without accounts either though so get one and join the challenge! There are two “feeds” that can be both displayed at once or can be collapsed for just one feed! There’s a trending feed and then there’s your recommended feed, which includes tags you follow, people you follow, and other things that Clips recommends based on what you watch. You can also directly message people here too C: Search works the same as Tee Blog’s.

Tee Clip’s counterpart is Tee Vee which has long videos! And guess, what… There are no ads BEFORE videos on Tee Vee. There’s a maximum length of 10 hours, but that can be upgraded if you make a one-time payment each time you want to upgrade for videos past that. You can directly message other users on Tee Vee, plus comment on videos, but it’s not as common in my experience. Vee also has a mini homepage with trending videos before you start to follow other Vee accounts. Search works the same as Tee Blog’s. Your home screen here is mostly dedicated to actually uploading videos and the search bar, though you can tab into watching mode and get infinite recommendations.

Essentially, all your accounts can be linked together so that when you check out someone’s blog, you can also look at their Vee acc! It’s called Profile Linking and it’s really useful! You can also link your preferred tags and users (if they exist on the other platforms), so that when you go into Vee mode, you can look at tags related to what you follow on your Bytes account. The last thing I wanted to talk about is the last thing on this review because, well, no one likes it when money gets involved. As I mentioned, yes Tee Vee mode offers an Upgrade Video Length feature, but there are a few other paid-for features. There’s a Support Tee feature that supports Tee using minimal to no ads. As of writing this, the only ads are promotional accounts that have to pay extra to sponsor products directly within a specific mode. It doesn’t affect a user’s usual algorithm of posts, videos, and images directly without another extra cost to do so. Tee is also planning on doing a merch store and reveal their cute mascot (I’m so excited for this!)

Anyway, thanks for checking out my review guys, hope to be more active in the future!

-LaceyBlueReviewer

#nothing #not the first time #not the last

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101warriors · 4 years ago

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Hey ummmmmm if anyone has a request you can always feel free to send them to me... I can’t promise I’ll do it but I’m always open to suggestions :)

#i need to check and see if anon is on oopsie

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suggiebabe · 4 years ago

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hii! can i request for hawks and shinsou getting hit by a quirk that either does one of two things; makes them really tired because awe orrr makes them really overly affectionate/clingy?? thank you!

I Swear It’s Just A Quirk

A/N: HEY ANON!!!! Sorry for answering this so late :(((( I’ve finally found the time to, and honestly I was torn over who to give what LOL! I hope you enjoy it! <3

Pairing: Hawks, Shinsou x Reader

Warnings: Fluff and Angst if you squint REALLY hard, like REALLY REALLY hard

As Keigo’s assistant, you were no stranger to his shenanigans

Every day he was up to something, whether it was continuously trying to talk with you to continuously trying to flirt with you, you were used to it already

Today seemed to be different though

At first it started off like a normal day, the usual “Good morning, baby bird! Did you dream about me last night?” as he walked up to your desk, to which you always replied, “Not in a million years Mr. Hawks.” while keeping your eyes focused on your computer.

You expected him to walk away, like he usually does, but he continued to stand there looking at you. When you looked up, you noticed he had a frown on his face and his arms were crossed

“May I help you, sir?” You asked, finally turning your attention towards him

Once he had your full attention, he walked towards your chair, and to your surprise, he picked you up bridal style

“U-um, Sir? What are you doing?” The confusion clear in your voice as he walked towards his desk

“You’re gonna work with me today, baby bird.” He said as he sat in his chair placing you on his lap

You were incredibly confused. Usually, he left you alone after you replied to his flirty comment, so why were you on his lap right now as he was logging into his computer?

When you realized the situation, you started blushing like crazy

You had to admit, you did have a pretty big crush on your boss, but you always hid your feelings, fearing that it would interfere with your work.

When he hugged your waist, you were snapped out of your daze. He didn’t seem to care about you little jump though, because he placed his head on your shoulder and started typing away on some reports

Remembering you had your own work to do, you tried to slip your way off of his lap, to which he reacted by squeezing you tighter and grunting

“Uh, Mr. Hawks, I have some work I need to finish, can you please let go of me?” The blush on your face turning darker because of his reaction

“I’m giving you the day off, just stay here.” Now, you weren't going to complain about getting the day off, especially if you were able to spend it on your crushes lap

ith nothing to do, you decided to check your phone to see if there were any hero updatesKeigo had night patrol, so you wondered if he were to have done anything interesting

Once you tapped on the news app, the first thing you saw was his name in bold letters, “Pro Hero Hawks Hit With A Cling Quirk After Fierce Battle” you kept on reading, the article explained that the quirk makes the victim cling to the person they love the most

After reading the article, you decided you should act bolder around the office from now on...

You and Shinsou did everything together, the two of you were best friends and you went to the same school, did you really expect anything else?

So when he didn’t meet you after school to walk back to the dorms, you knew something was up

You texted him at least 20 times and called him about 12 times, all to which he didn’t answer

Feeling disappointed, you walked to your locker and put your stuff away, then started to walk to the dorms alone for the first time in 2 years

It had been about 3 hours after school let out, and you still hadn’t heard anything from Shinsou, panic starting to run through your head

As you got ready to go out to look for him, you heard a light knock on the door in the familiar pattern you and your bestie came up with your first year of high school

You quickly walked to the door and opened it, a drowsy looking Shinsou in front of it

As soon as he looked up to your face, he yawned and reached his arms out, as if asking for a hug

Confused, you leaned into him, and hugged him

What you were not expecting was for him to completely collapse in your arms, leaving you to almost topple over

As you gained back your footing, you stood there in silence, not sure what to do

When you heard his breathing get heavy, you figured you should probably lay him down somewhere.

You dragged him to your bed and tried your hardest to not wake him while lifting him up

You knew he got poor sleep, but you didn’t know it was this bad

“Jeez, you gotta start taking better care of yourself Hitoshi...” you said, running your hand through his hair, he opened one eye and looked up at you

“s’ not my fault... some loser... hit me with their quirk or something...” his voice heavily laced with sleep

Understanding his situation, you chuckled, he opened his eye again and scooted over making room for you, “Sleep with me...” he said groggily

Now, this was an offer you weren’t going to pass up! You got in the bed next to him and he wrapped his arms around you

You hugged him back, and sooner than later, the two of you slipped into a deep slumber together

Another A/N: HI AGAIN!!!! Did I give Hawks a cheesy ending? Oopsie my bad... This was my first time writing for Shinsou, I hope I did him justice hehe, tysm for your request<3

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babiesdreams · 4 years ago

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Masturbation guidelines for vivi anon ft Ty track

Warnings: Virgin and innocent reader. Could be cringey

You knew I was gonna put this pic.

You were feeling so incredibly horny, but yet you were hesitant about touching yourself, since you never did it before. You lay down on your bed and try to recall what that article said about masturbation. You remembered the steps:

First don’t rush yourself. If you’re tense or too fast, you may harm yourself without noticing. You should be relaxed and take your time.

Second. Don’t get too kinky at first. Within time you’ll be able to explore your body thrrough many different kinks you may have, but for your first time It’s better to keep it vanilla and simple.

Third. Let yourself go through the different feelings. If something hurts/ doesn’t feel right, adjust your moves to your needs.

Four. Warm up. Just like sex, masturbation requires a foreplay to get your body prepared for action. The best ways are reading/ watching something that gets you horny, and start touching your nipples first.

Once you are wet, you can get to touch your cunt. It is recommended to start slowly, playing with your clit. But it’s depends on each person’s body. So explore this and fingering yourself and continue with whatever feels right

“This is so stupid” You thought to yourself. How could you relax??? You are horny like..... It doesn’t make sense.

But you try to follow the tutorial anyway. You lay down on your bed and try to calm down, breathing in and out slowly. You try pinching your nipples first, which feels kind of weird, but also kind of addicting. You try rubbing your fingers through them as well, which feels softer and makes you wetter than what you already were.

Your hand quickly travels down your body, brushing your soft belly on your way. You decide to add an extra step and touch yourself over the panties. The soft material softens the slow circles you draw around your clothed clit. Tiny whimpers quickly come out of your mouth.

You can feel the pleasure already getting to you like that and louder whimps and moans get out of your lips. You start to blush at the amazing feeling your body is experimenting for the first time. You are so into the feeling that you don’t even realize how your boyfriend is right on the door frame.

He walks his way to the bed and sits on a way that he could fully see you. You realize that he’s there when you finally open your eyes, after a loud moan and your eyes meet his in an awkward moment.

“What?” You shout, stopping your actions completely. He blinks a couple of times. “I thought this could be a nice way to start, you know, getting private... I won’t touch you, it’s just... If you’re uncomfortable I can go and pretend this never happened”

You shake your head. “It’s fine, but... It’s the first time I um- you know...” You say and he nods. “I’ll sit there and tell you some things you can do okay luv?” He softly says, pointing at a chair, next to the table. You nod and he quickly sits on the said chair.

You resume your actions over your clothed clit for a while, keeping your moves soft and slow. After a few minutes you get your panties off, trying your best to hide your naked cunt from Taeyong’s eyes. He instrusts you “Try getting a finger in” respecting your decission of hidding from him and only looking at your face.

You do as he told you, getting a finger in. By this time, you were already too wet to actually feel something, so you just think you are doing something wrong, until Taeyong speaks again. “Curl your finger, so that you touch your walls with your fingertips and search for a texture spot” His voice is calm, almost as if he did this everyday.

You obey what he said and curl your finger, exploring your insides until you find the said spot. Once you press it harder you can tell why he told you to search for it. The way rubbing over that spot feels makes you moan like crazy. Taeyong chuckles lightly from his seat.

“Now try another finger and keep doing that” He says and you do it. Following every word he says until you’re a literal moaning mess, and now that expression actually starts to make sense on your head.

Just when you are feeling your arousal coming, Taeyong tells you to make circles around your clit now. When you do, you don’t last much longer, cumming all over your fingers in between moans.

“You did it amazing sweetie” Taeyong says getting closer to you and placing a cute kiss on your lips.

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I really hope this helps you out vivi. It got long oopsie.

Masterlist –requests open– How to request? Check out your score.

#nct #nct scenarios #nct imagine #nct smut #nct reactions #kpop #kpop scenarios #kpop imagine #kpop reactions #kpop scenario #nct blurb #kpop blurb #nct blurbs #requests #requested #requests open

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juliandev0rak · 4 years ago

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Red Beetle

this was an anon request, my requests are open!

The Main 6 react to MC remembering their real cause of death (hint: foul play)

MC finds out that Count Lucio is tied to the plague and is murdered by the courtiers* for knowing too much 🐞

*Volta was not involved bc she is a sweet cinnamon roll, too pure for this world

Asra

when you get the memories back he doesn’t want to believe it, he hates to think that you were in so much danger without him knowing

you remember the fear you felt as you entered the dungeon to find the courtiers waiting for you, the way the red beetle Valdemar forced down your throat felt going down

you’re trying to hide how horrified you are to realize how you died, but Asra can tell and immediately pulls you in for a tight hug, Faust wraps around your arm and gives a comforting squeeze

he’s horrified too, and furious though he’s not very surprised that Lucio was involved

he does his best not to show how upset he is because you need his comfort, but he wants to make sure Lucio pays for hurting you, if it were possible to kill a ghost he’d have done it already

he’s also angry at himself for not being there for you during the plague, if he’d only been there maybe he could have protected you

as he holds you and tries to project calm through his aura he thinks about how proud he is of you and the magician you’ve become, you figured out the real cause of the plague and had very nearly succeeded in ending it

he’s just grateful he has a chance to help you this time around, and if it means he gets a chance to bring Lucio to justice along the way? sign him up

Julian

the two of you are investigating the dungeons when you get the memories back, you found out that Lucio was involved in the plague and that stopping him was the key to stopping the illness

but then you remember how it ended, how you had raced down to the dungeons to tell Julian what you’d found only to find the courtiers waiting for you

Valdemar had desperately wanted to vivisect you but there hadn’t been time (luckily) and they’d had to settle for force feeding you a beetle and shipping you off to the Lazaret, you’d died of the plague but you definitely hadn’t caught it on your own

when Julian hears this he nearly breaks down, you’d been coming to him for help but he hadn’t been able to save you- he didn’t even know you needed saving

he remembers all of the times you’d told him that the plague might be magical in nature, but he didn’t believe you, he was a man of science after all and there had to be a logical explanation

he’s upset when he thinks about how you were so close to finding a cure but hadn’t been able to do anything about it and how his disbelief might have caused you, and many others, their lives

you pull him into your arms to distract him from his overthinking, and because you need the comfort

”We couldn’t do anything back then, but we can do something about it now!” you remind him

”Don’t those beetles taste terrible?” he jokes, following it up with a dramatic vow to get revenge on Lucio and the courtiers, you know he’ll be fine

Nadia

when the real details of your death are revealed she’s livid, she hates that you were murdered in the palace and that she hadn’t known anything about it or been able to stop it

after the shock of getting your memories back dies down she immediately comforts you, asking how you are and offering you space if you need time to process

she knows how hard it is to lose your memories and that, sometimes, getting them back is even more painful

when she learns more details she wants all of the courtiers tried for your murder

unfortunately the courtiers manage to mysteriously disappear before she can detain any of them, so you’ll all have to settle for the fact that their attempts to silence you failed in the end

she’s proud of your intellect and magical ability, not just anyone could’ve uncovered the truth about the plague

even after you’ve come to terms with what you’ve learned she’s still careful to check in, she wants you to know that you’re safe and that nothing like that will ever happen again

Muriel

when you tell him what you remembered he’s, as always, pretty speechless

you tell him about the courtiers and the beetle and watch as his face pales, he hates to think of the fear you felt and how alone you’d been

he knows just how much Lucio can hurt someone and he hates that you’ve been scarred by him too, even indirectly

he isn’t great with words, but he holds your hands as you talk and you’re grateful for the safety you feel with him

he’s a great listener and will help you process through what happened, or at least offer you the space to do it

you might be weird but all he wants is to see you safe and happy, and even if that means facing Lucio he’s willing to do it

Inanna seems pretty excited that she might get a chance to take another bite out of Lucio

Portia

the second you finish telling her what you remembered she suffocates you in a hug, your comfort is her main priority

if you’re not somewhere safe and alone when you tell her about your memories she brings you somewhere else, preferably her cottage where she can make tea and you can pet Pepi

it’s hard for her to listen without asking questions or getting angry about what she’s hearing but she wants to understand what happened to you

she can hardly believe the truth of what you’ve told her, you’ve been investigating Lucio’s murder all this time when you should’ve been investigating your own

Portia’s furious at the courtiers and you have to restrain her from hunting them down immediately, her anger is intimidating but she’s no match for all of them working together

”They need to pay for what they did to you, MC!”

she’s punched Lucio before and you better believe she’ll do it again!

she wants anyone who hurt you to face justice, you’ll never be hurt again if she has anything to say about it

Lucio

when you find out that the courtiers were the ones who killed you your eyes immediately turn to him, his expression is filled with guilt and confusion

”Lucio, did you know about this?” you ask, almost not wanting to know the answer

”I swear I didn’t order them to kill you, I had no idea who you even were back then!” he sputters, a hand reaching out to grab your shoulder

your first instinct is to flinch away but something in his expression makes you believe him, and your memories did only show the courtiers involvement

you don’t know what to make of this, knowing you’d died of the plague was one thing, but finding out that you’d been murdered? that’s even harder to wrap your head around

Lucio notices your indecision and moves his hand off of your shoulder, looking like he’s trying to find the right words to say

”If you say you weren’t involved in my death, I believe you.. I just need some time to think about all of this.” you sigh, reaching for his hand before he can move it further away

”I swear MC, I didn’t know what they were planning and I wish I could go back to stop it from happening. I know I’ve made a lot of… oopsies… I just need a chance to fix things if you’ll let me.” he says, his eyes filled with determination

”We’ll fix this together.”

#the arcana #the arcana headcanons #asra alnazar #julian devorak #nadia satrinava #muriel the arcana #portia devorak #count lucio #lucio the arcana #asra the arcana #julian the arcana #nadia the arcana #portia the arcana

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sunflowersseemhappy · 4 years ago

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Hi! I hope your day is going well! 😄 I wanted to request a Headcannon if they are still open? Could you do one for Lucio with a super affectionate female MC or GN MC if that makes it easier? I really enjoyed the ones you did for Julian and Muriel ☺️

Despite being in isolation my day is going rather well thank you anon! I’m glad you enjoyed my former ones, it felt like a lifetime ago I did them so the formula is a bit messy for this one but I’ve done what I can. I hope you like it!

REQUESTS ARE OPEN and here is my Masterlist!

Lucio tries to play it cool but he’s just so astounded, before his death people treated him with distain and altogether avoided physical contact with him. After his ‘death’ when he was lingering around the palace Lucio came to desperately want anyone to physically comfort him.

Since he's seen the error of his ways he knows he probably deserved it but that first time you gave him physical affection was a moment he’ll never forget.

He’s not one to worry after what people think about him, at least not in first instances, why would he ever care what a stranger thought of him? But as he got to know you and he found himself melting like putty in your hands.

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Lucio’s not afraid to admit he is a glutton for your physical affections, he’s never really had someone to share his desires to be cuddled or held. It’s been a long time coming for Lucio.

There's not a moment he’s not clinging on to you and really he’s never felt afraid of expressing it like some others would, in fact it feels better when he's in your embrace. Like something about you makes him complete.

His real problems came when he realized why, that he needed to be close to you because of that damn ritual, the one where Asra stole the body you are now in from Lucio. Some base desire to own that body.

It made him feel sick, really it did. Lucio withdrew slightly from that physical affection but he couldn’t deny that he instantly missed your hands stroking his shoulders, knocking your knee against his, or your lips pressing fluttering kisses to his jaw.

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Little does Lucio know that inexplicably you feel much the same, drawn to touch him and bring him in close and hold him like no other. You’ve always been affectionate but something about Lucio...

He needs you to be there and hold him, he’s not had that comfort, you know because he’s said it in so many silent ways. You know he’s been crying out for someone to hold since before he can remember, and you can’t leave him out in the cold like so many others have done.

He hasn’t been the best person in the world but you know he can do better because all he ever needed was someone like you to guide him.

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Lucio takes anything you can give him in those most affectionate moments of yours, its like a dance the way the two of you hold and touch each other. He’s cried more than he’ll ever admit.

Compliments fly unbridled from both of your mouths, between them you kiss and smile and Lucio hums under his breath the sound makes your heart hum with it. That grin as you compliment him is so pure.

Its become a game of one upping each other, you take his hand in yours and he’ll bring it to his lips, then you’ll bring his to yours and kiss all over, winning the game.

Chills race through him as you take off his golden arm for the evening and trace the scars there, the vulnerability he felt overwhelming but welcoming as you traced his past.

Devouring lips as the two of you kiss, anywhere, everywhere. You two fit so well together, Lucio knows he needs you too much.

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The day you closed off, Lucio is attending a meeting for once and you’re winding through the halls of the place for no particular reason.

Beyond the corner you can hear Lucio’s voice, he sounds like he’s alone but when you peek around the corner he’s sat against the wall talking to the dogs which would be cute if you had never heard the words.

“Gods Y/N makes me so weak, I wonder if they even know...”

They price your heart, who else would he be talking about? You can’t bear to listen to more and flee through the place with tears burning your eyes, you don’t hear Lucio finish his sentence.

“...I wonder if they know how much I love them for that? My weakness for them has made me want to change, I don’t think I could have done that without Y/N.”

Lucio doesn’t see you for a week, no explanation and no clue where you are until Asra shows up and demands that Lucio ‘fix this’, Asra takes Lucio to the Rowdy Raven and the former count sees you.

You’re staring into your drink when Lucio slides into the booth to sit opposite you, earning curious looks from the patrons at the appearance of the former count in their midst. Staring into your drink Lucio frowns when you don’t acknowledge him, his foot nudges your own but your intense gaze doesn’t waver from the depths of your drink.

“Y/N please talk to me doll,” Lucio’s flesh arm comes to cup your hand but you flinch back and flash a glare in his direction. “Why are you ignoring me?”

“Thought that would be obvious,” you snap, throat sore from alcohol and crying you tuck your feet back under the table so that Lucio’s foot is no longer tapping yours. “Maybe you should ask your dogs, seeing as you’ll tell them how weak I make you!”

Lucio’s silver eyes widen, oh! Oh...

“Oopsie...”

“Oopsie indeed,” you growl hastily sliding from the booth and toward the door, Lucio stumbles to follow bursting out of the door after you.

“Y/N that’s not what you think it means! You didn’t hear the whole thing!”

“I don’t want to hear the whole thing!” Your roar back turning to him as you walk backward and gesture wildly to the air unaware of the canal behind you. “All I want you to do is leave me alone-”

You brace yourself as you fall back, but no icy water greets you, nor cobblestone, just a strong arm under your waist and a hand cradling your head. Lucio’s wounded looking face above you as he sets you on your feet, your hands are limp at your side but his own are checking you over. You brush them away.

“I don’t want to hear a stupid excuse Lucio, nothing you can say could fix this.”

"I won’t say anything then, I’ll just give you this...” Lucio’s lips barely make contact but they find the corner of your mouth and place a ghost of a kiss there. “You do make me weak, if you hadn’t done that nothing would have changed. Weakening me like a fire weakens metal is the best possible thing you ever did because now I’m the strongest sword there is. You made me that...”

Lucio sighs and pulls from your grasp, but your fingers seize his and when he looks up at you, you roll your eyes.

“You’re so cheesy.”

#lucio #mc #appreantice #the arcana #fluff #angst

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killjoy-loveit · 5 years ago

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A Little Bit Like Clover

Request: Oh yay! May I please request a Rowoon/Seokwoo Barista!AU? One shot or scenario, Romance/Fluff, female reader, any POV where he falls for a a florist who works in a flower shop right across from his coffee shop. I don't really have a specific plot in mind other than that 😅 thank you! 💕

A/N: I would like to clarify that everything written in this story is complete fiction and isn’t to be taken as a true portrayal of reality. To the anon who requested this, I’m so sorry it took me so long :( I hope that the story lives up to your expectations!! Side note: I wrote this in a style similar to that of one I tried previously for another story, I personally like this style a bit so lmk what y’all think of it :)

Also this was proof-read by the absolutely wonderful 💚💚 @uwunnie 💚💚, whom I wish to thank for taking time out of her day to check over it for me!!

Word Count: 3,914

Genre: Fluff, overall v cute imo

May 3rd, 20XX

The nice old man, Mr. Jones, that owned the bookstore across the street decided to sell. He would always come in on Tuesday of every week to buy flowers for his wife’s grave- Tuesday’s had been their date nights he’d confided in you one day. Sometimes Mr. Jones would choose her favorite flowers, other times he’d tell you to make a pretty bouquet. You were sad to see him leave, but you knew it was inevitable. It was difficult for him to run the store on his own, especially with him going on in years. Now you just wondered who would become your new neighbor. Would they be nice? Would they change from a bookstore? The possibilities were numerous.

June 1st, 20XX

After almost a month the bookstore was successfully purchased. Still, you were unsure of who owned the space. You’d yet to see one individual frequenting the establishment, though it would be hard to pick them out anyways. There was always a gaggle of people moving about the old storefront nowadays, pulling out all of the old furniture and books. Clearly it wasn’t going to be a bookstore anymore. That small discovery made you a bit sad. You would miss going over there on your days off and finding new books to delve into.

July 15th, 20XX

Finally you met the new owner of the store across the street. He’d come in right as you were finishing up a bright bouquet that would be one of the samples for a party planner you worked with. You’d glanced up as the bell had rung, the typical customer service smile coming to your face. As he stepped up to the counter, you wiped your hands on the apron tied about your waist.

“Hi, welcome to Oopsy Daisy. How can I help you?” Your voice automatically switching into the chipper, vibrant tone you used to interact with customers. It must’ve shocked him, you thought, as you noticed his eyes widen a tad.

Nevertheless he smiled politely at you and extended his hand. “Hello, I’m Rowoon, I bought the store across the street from you.”

Surprised, you reached out your hand to shake his, mouth parted slightly. “Oh, wow. I was wondering who’d bought it- now I know.” You laughed lightly, then proceeded to introduce yourself.

“Well, I just wanted to come over and introduce myself. I’m not sure if you know, I changed the layout into that of a coffee shop, so if you ever decide to come check it out the first cup of coffee’s on the house!”

“I’ll make sure to stop by soon!”

July 16th, 20XX

You were up earlier than usual as orders had piled up, what with it being the midst of wedding season. Oopsy Daisy wouldn’t open to the general public for a few hours still, which would leave you plenty of time to make decent headway on the orders. But you would make no progress without having a cup of coffee first. And what better time to try out the new coffee place across the street than right now?

Despite the early hour, right about the time typical business people would be floundering for their first cup of coffee, the shop seemed relatively empty. Two or three customers were placed throughout the shop, two at separate tables sipping on their coffee and looking at laptops, the other sitting in a comfortable chair with a book in hand and a coffee set on a table beside them. The store didn’t seem to change too much, despite the switch to becoming a coffee shop. Bookshelves lined the small brick wall that separated the coffee counter from the seating area. Small tables and comfortable chairs were scattered throughout the area, giving it a cozy feel.

Walking up to the counter, you saw Rowoon standing behind it- pretty relaxed, a book in his hand. A mix of to-go cups and porcelain mugs caught your eye as you got closer, each one had the store name and logo printed on. The logo being a heart made of coffee beans around the shop’s name, which is succinctly called ‘Kinda In Love With Brew’. That made you smile.

“Your store’s name is cute.” You said after reaching the counter, pulling his focus away from the book in his hands.

“Oh, hey! I wasn’t sure when I’d see you again.” Rowoon grinned. “And thanks, I came up with it myself.”

“Really? I wouldn’t have guessed that.” Shifting on your feet, you fiddle with the zipper on your bag.

He just laughs, shaking his head. “A lot of people say that. Do I not seem like I could come up with a cute romantic name for my store?”

“No, it just seemed like a mild romantic sort of name and I guess I didn’t see you as that type. Clearly I was wrong and shouldn’t set out to find a job in profiling.” You joke lightly.

Rowoon sets his book down, leaning his forearms against the counter. “Now that we’ve adequately discussed my shop’s name, should we talk about yours? Or save that for another time?”

“Another time perhaps, I’m on a bit of a time crunch.”

With that said, you quickly order a drink of Rowoon’s recommendation. And once the drink is in hand, you make your way back across the street.

October 28th, 20XX

It’s been a couple of months since Rowoon opened ‘Kinda In Love With Brew’, and you’d met on many occasions. It had become a habit to pop across the street for a coffee when you knew you would be slammed with orders. And he’d taken to coming over and chatting whenever business was slow, leaving his store under the watch of one of his employees. Normally people got on your nerves, which is why you ran your store all by your lonesome- not one employee to help you out. But somehow Rowoon didn’t. You weren’t sure if he had some charm to him that made it harder to be annoyed by him, or if your personalities just meshed well together.

Either way it didn’t matter, you were well into becoming friends. Which is why it almost didn’t surprise you when he knocked on the door to your shop well past closing. After letting him in, you’d questioned his arrival.

“Well,” He replied, taking a deep breath. “I saw the light in your store still on and I wondered why you were still working. It’s almost one in the morning.”

Glancing over at the clock on the wall to confirm his words, your jaw dropped slightly. “I didn’t even realize… I just got carried away, I guess.”

Rowoon raised an eyebrow at you. “Carried away or frantically trying to finish an order before the pickup time?”

You smiled sheepishly at him. “Maybe it was more frantic than being carried away.”

“I just don’t understand why you refuse to hire some help around here.” He sighs, looking intently at you. “You’re practically running on fumes at this point. If you keep this up then you’ll have to start turning away customers.”

“I get annoyed by people easily, especially if I have to explain things multiple times. It just wouldn’t work if I tried to hire someone to help me. The cons would outweigh the benefits.” You mutter, picking at your apron awkwardly.

“I don’t think they would if you found the right person.” Rowoon chided. “But right now what you need is sleep. Go home, get a good rest and finish the order later.”

You shook your head quickly. “I can’t. They’re picking up the bouquets at nine and I haven’t even finished half of them yet.”

“Let me help you then.”

At first you’d been hesitant to let him assist in the bouquet making, but he’d actually done a good job. It turns out that he catches on rather quickly, so after observing you make two arrangements he was able to start making them on his own. It was nice having someone next to you, working in harmony, conversation flowing naturally. This wasn’t something you’d experienced before, and you found that you enjoyed it. Not to mention you actually finished a lot faster than you would have on your own. Hours faster. Once all of the arrangements were finished though, before Rowoon could leave, you promised to repay the favor or at the very least treat him to a meal when he was free.

November 14th, 20XX

It was about five o’clock in the evening when Rowoon rushed into your store, completely frazzled and unkempt. Luckily there was no one inside your shop at the moment, though this was because you were technically closed to the public. The asters you were holding falling to the counter in shock. Never had you seen him appear in such a state, he was typically calm albeit a little goofy. Yet here he was, standing before you, out of breath, with panic written all over his features.

“What’s wrong?” You moved out from behind the counter to where he stood at the entrance, hand smoothing down his back in an attempt to calm him down.

Rowoon gulped in a deep breath. “There’s- there’s a lady in the store, and we already called the ambulance, but I don’t know what to do! How am I supposed to help her? I can’t-.”

You cut him off, worry seeping into your veins and activating your brain. “What happened for you to call the ambulance? Was she injured? Did she slip and fall? Is she bleeding?”

At each of your questions after the first he shook his head quickly. “She went into labor!”

Eyes wide, you stared at him, mouth agape. “And you just left her there? What’s wrong with you?” You smacked his shoulder lightly before rushing out of your store to his.

Sure enough, once you got inside you saw an obviously pregnant woman, sitting on a chair breathing heavily. A man was standing beside her, appearing very panicked, holding a phone talking to a person you believed to be an emergency operator. Only a few other people, all coincidentally men, were in the store, but each one of them appeared nervous and anxious on behalf of the lady who had just gone into labor. All of this energy couldn’t be good for her. The lady in question, looked scared, and all of the people around her weren’t calm either- which was helping nothing.

Hearing the door close behind you, you determined that Rowoon had followed you. “Go get wet a cloth with cool water, wring it out and bring it to me.” You stated without looking at him, but he quickly followed your orders and moved past you.

Without hesitation you raised your voice to address the people in the coffee shop. “Everyone who is not with the woman in labor, please leave! I understand that you came here for a coffee fix, but right now might not be the best time.”

As the other customers departed, you were left alone in the store with three other people: Rowoon, the lady in labor, and the guy standing next to her. As you approached, her gaze was flickered between you and the guy next to her.

“Hey,” Voice calm, you pulled a chair up beside her and sat down. “What’s your name?”

“V-Vee.” She hissed out, teeth gritting in pain.

You worked on keeping your voice as calm and soothing as possible as you conversed with her, trying to help ease some of the nerves. Rowoon had appeared with the cloth in the midst of your conversation, which you’d handed to the guy standing next to her, telling him to help keep her cool. Overhearing the emergency operator state that the ambulance was still a little far out, Vee became panicked. She was blubbering about how she didn’t want to have her baby in a coffee shop, she wanted to have it in the hospital after getting an epidural, how she wasn’t ready yet.

“Breathe,” You reminded her, while you tried to come up with some words that might help. “The ambulance is coming, and soon enough you’ll be able to get to the hospital.” You locked eyes with her. “You can do this. Just think, in a matter of hours you’ll be holding your little one. Isn’t that amazing?”

She nodded slowly, muttering under her breath. “I can do this.”

It wasn’t long after this that the ambulance arrived, sweeping her and the man with her away. Which just left you and Rowoon in the store. Of the two, you were clearly the one with the level-head currently, as it appeared that he was mentally checked out at the moment. After guiding him to a seat and getting him a glass of water, you flipped the sign on his door to say ‘closed’. Then you began cleaning up spilled drinks, most likely occurring from witnessing a woman go into labor. Cleaning the spilled drinks didn’t take too long, thus you continue cleaning the rest of the store as you’d seen Rowoon do many a time through the wide windows of his cafe.

Even after you finished cleaning, Rowoon still seemed to be in a state of shock at what had just happened. So, you did the only thing you could think of- you took his store keys from him, shut off all the lights, dragged him outside and locked up.

“Come on,” You murmured, hand wrapped around his wrist. “I’m going to make you a cup of chamomile tea.”

Making your way across the street, you led him into your store, which you locked after entering, and up the stairs in the back to your apartment. Minutes later Rowoon was sitting on your couch, a steaming mug of tea in his hands. You were starting to get a little worried, as he’d yet to say a single word.

Sitting down beside him, you looked at him with concern. “Are you okay?”

He turned to look at you, the glaze that had previously taken over his eyes dissipating. “I think so,” Rowoon breathed out softly, taking a sip of tea. “I wasn’t expecting anything like that to happen in my store.”

Laughing quietly, you patted his arm. “I don’t think most people expect a woman to go into labor in their place of work, unless you’re at a hospital that is.”

Cracking a joke, it seems, was the right move. Rowoon was able to relax a bit more as your conversation went on. Stories were exchanged of the wildest things to happen in your stores, though you were pretty sure he won, what with what happened tonight. He expressed how amazed he was at your ability to keep calm in such a situation, praising how you’d even helped to calm the soon-to-be mother. That night, Rowoon stayed over- the two of you falling asleep on the couch with a worn-out blanket covering your legs, an old rerun playing in the background, his mug of tea sitting empty on the coffee table.

December 22nd, 20XX

Snow gently floated to the ground, setting the perfect atmosphere for the holidays. Normally it didn’t snow in this area until January, so it was exciting to see it appear before the new year. However, the snow did nothing to calm your nerves as you built the courage to go to the holiday party currently taking place in Rowoon’s cafe. Through the window you could see the crowd of people smiling and laughing, even managing to hear snippets of the music playing inside each time a new person went inside.

Wringing your hands, you finally resolved to pull yourself together and walk across the street. It couldn’t be that hard to step into a building you’d been in numerous times before, could it? Rowoon had invited you, said he was looking forward to seeing you there- you couldn’t just not go. With a particularly deep breath as your fuel, you stepped out of your store and quickly crossed the street after checking the road was clear. You hadn’t been in front of the door to the cafe for more than a second before it was opened by Rowoon himself, a bright smile on his face as he pulled you inside.

“I’m so glad you came!” His eyes crinkled at the edges. “Do you want some cider? Or hot chocolate? I also have eggnog, a few different wines and ales, or water, if you prefer.”

“So many options,” At your words, a dusting of color rose to Rowoon’s cheeks. “But I’ll have to go with the first one, cider.”

His hand remained wrapped around your wrist as he led you through the party, weaving around multiple groups of people, smiling and greeting them as he went. Rowoon only letting go of you to pour a cup of warm cider, which he handed to you with a grin. Shortly after, the two of you fell into a comfortable silence, observing the party-goers together. That is until someone came up, pulling Rowoon away for some reason you couldn’t quite catch. Rowoon had seemed reluctant to go, glancing back at you as he was led somewhere else.

As you didn’t really know any of the people at this party, you kept your place beside the refreshment table. Time passed by rather slowly as you watched everyone socialize, Rowoon having disappeared somewhere among them. Despite his tall stature you couldn’t manage to pick him out in the crowd. Heaving a sigh, you continued to sip at your drink, wondering how long you should stay. With the amount of people in the cafe, if no one stayed around to help Rowoon clean up, he’d probably be here hours afterward. Since he’d helped you on multiple occasions before, the desire was there to help him in return.

Although maybe it wasn’t just that you wanted to help him. Rather, maybe you just wanted to be alone with him. Your mind flitted back to the week prior, when Rowoon had invited you to the party.

He’d walked into your store, head bent slightly, teeth denting his lower lip, and almost walked right into a display of primrose and snowdrops. If you hadn’t moved fast enough he would have bulldozed right into that display, one that had taken you a bit of time to get just right. You had run right over to him, grabbing his wrist and jerking him away at the last second. Rowoon had looked up then, shocked as he stumbled and had to keep himself from toppling over.

“I’m sorry,” You’d apologized breathlessly. “I just spent so long on that display and you were about to walk right into it.”

Rowoon glanced back at where he’d just been, eyes widening a fraction. “No, I’m sorry I should’ve been paying attention. I was too lost in my thoughts.” He offered a sheepish smile.

Eyebrows raised, you cocked your head to the side. “What were you thinking about so deeply you forgot to pay attention to your surroundings?”

“Oh, I was thinking…” He paused for a minute, eyes flickering to the ceiling. “Of the holiday party I’m having next week. Would you be able to come?”

At first you’d been a bit hesitant, mainly because you were aware there’d most likely be a lot of people you didn’t know at the party. But Rowoon had managed to convince you to come. Besides, it was much too difficult to say no when he looked at you with hopeful eyes.

Hours passed by- hours you didn’t note because at one point you’d left the safety of the refreshment table to find Rowoon. Instead of finding him, though, you’d managed to find an old book of poetry half-hidden on a bookshelf. This book had kept you entranced as the party continued and as it eventually wound down.

“Enjoying yourself?”

You glanced up from the book to see Rowoon standing next to you, and the rest of the cafe empty. “Is the party over?”

He nodded, a tired smile overtaking his face as he sat next to you. “Yeah. Sorry I left you alone the whole time you were here. I kept trying to come and find you, but I kept getting pulled about by other people. Being a party host is exhausting.” Rowoon finished with a sigh, elbows coming up to rest on the table as he set his head in his hands.

“It’s fine,” You murmured, setting the book down on the table. “I managed to keep myself occupied.” Silence permeated the air between you for a minute before you stood up. “Do you need help cleaning up?”

“What? Oh no, you don’t need to help clean up.”

“But nobody else stayed behind to help. You shouldn’t have to clean this all by yourself, look at the mess!” You gestured at his cafe, which had empty paper cups and plates strewn about and streamers hanging loosely on the walls.

He stood up, taking in the state of his cafe, lips pursed. “You’re right, it will be hard to clean on my own.”

You waggled your eyebrows at him. “Of course I’m right! Now come on, let’s get to cleaning.”

Before you could walk away to find a dustpan and broom Rowoon’s hand grasped your wrist, stopping you in your tracks. “Wait, I… I need to tell you something first.”

Turning back to face him, head tilted, eyes focused on him. “What is it?”

He blinked rapidly, mouth opening and closing a few times before he blurted out a sentence so jumbled you couldn’t properly understand him. You had to ask him to repeat himself, which he did, but he was so quiet you couldn’t hear him.

Finally, after you couldn’t take the anxiousness anymore, you propped your hand on your hip. “Rowoon, please, will you just say whatever it is? It can’t be that difficult to say.”

“I’m so happy that I bought this place, and that I was able to meet you because of it. I don’t want to ruin our friendship if you don’t feel the same way as I do, but I need to tell you that I don’t want to be friends with you- I want to be more than that.”

You watched as he bit his lip, his eyes flitted nervously around the room as he awaited your response. “You want to be more than friends?” He nodded swiftly. “Are you saying you have feelings for me?” He nodded once more. A smile broke out onto your face, one that he hadn’t caught yet because he was avoiding looking at you. “Hmm, well, I guess we can’t be friends anymore.”

Rowoon’s eyes jerked to you, going wide, mouth parted slightly. “Huh?”

You stared at him innocently. “Does this automatically mean we’re a couple, or do we need to go on a date first?”

He sighed, relieved. “You really drew that out.”

Most people tended to grate your nerves. Most people made you want to whack your head against a door repeatedly. Most people were capable of making you wish for a solitary life. Most people felt like weeds, popping up at the most inconvenient of times. However, Rowoon wasn’t like most people. If he were compared to a weed, he wouldn’t be the kind that covers any and everything like Kudzu, rather he’d be the kind that helps a garden thrive, like Clover. In this way, it’s safe to say that he grew on you unexpectedly.

#sf9 #rowoon #sf9 scenarios #sf9 fanfic #sf9 rowoon #sf9 seokwoo #sf9 rowoon scenarios #sf9 seokwoo scenarios #sf9 rowoon fanfic #sf9 seokwoo fanfic

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mysticalfriends · 7 years ago

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RFA reaction to Mc who sleep walks and disappears in the middle of the night and then found some place strange?? :'D

Sure! I hope you don’t mind that I added Saeran to this, I had an idea and had to write it. Some of these got long oopsies o.o. Hope this is to your liking anon! Let me know if you want anything changed, I’ll gladly change it!

-mod Sarin

Yoosung

He woke up to noises in the hallway

When he realized you weren’t in bed next to him, he just assumed you got up to use the bathroom and closed his eyes again

Until he heard the washer go on

Mc what the hell are you doing its 2am

He got up to investigate and found you in the laundry room, throwing random articles of clothing in the washer

“Mc? Why are you doing the laundry at 2am?”

No response

“Mc?” nothing

Ah she’s sleepwalking that’s ador-wait no that’s my lolol underwear mc no!

Is at your side and slipping the underwear from your hands in a heartbeat, in the process waking you

Lets just say he locked the door when you slept together from then on lol

Zen

He gets up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom

Kinda just stumbling through the dark apartment, not turning lights on he didn’t wana wake you

Turns the light on, shuts the door, and gets ready to go when he hears a little noise from the bathtub

Whatthefuck jumin did you leave a cat in here i stg

Slowly peeks around the curtain and almost screeches

There you are, sprawled out on your back in a painful looking position, lips parted slightly and small snores escaping

How did he not notice your foot dangling out from underneath the curtain???

He manages to lift you out of the bathtub without waking you and carries you back to your bed

Goes back to the bathroom and uses it checks the shower and goes back to bed, holding you in a vise grip so you can’t escape

Asks you why tf you were in the bathtub, and makes sure it never happens again (bathroom is locked from then on at night lolol)

Jaehee

You fell asleep at her place after a girls night

So she covered you up with a spare blanket and stuck a pillow under your head before heading off to bed herself so sweet mama baehee

She woke up a few hours later, in need of a glass of water

She did not expect you to be sitting at the table, slicing an apple by the faint light from above the sink

“Mc? Are you hungry? It’s, uh, 3am but I can make you something if you need.”

“I’m good,” you responded, then started muttering gibberish before setting the knife down and stumbling out of the room

“Mc? You didn’t touch your apple!” no response. When she checks, you are fast asleep on the couch again. Weird

She just puts the poorly sliced apple in the fridge wrapped in a baggie, gets her water, and goes to sleep

In the morning she questions you about it, and freaks out when you have no memory of doing that

“Shoot, I must have been sleepwalking again! I thought I was done with that! I’m sorry Jaehee!”

“No, mc don’t apologize! I’m glad you told me, and I’m glad you didn’t get hurt last night.”

From then on, when you spend the night, she checks up on you during the night to make sure you are still in the same spot sleeping

Jumin

He woke up in the middle of the night

It wasn’t anywhere near dawn. Why was he awake? And where were you?

He got up in search of you, panic starting to fill him as he doesn’t find you right away.

He’s about to call security when he hears the soft trill of your voice and follows it to see you facing the large glass windows, cradling something in your arms and humming softly

It took him a second to realize you were humming to Elizabeth, who was cradled in your arms like a baby and purring loudly

He wanted to take a picture of this precious moment, but didn’t not like he could get a clear one anyways. Instead he walked up to you and took Elizabeth from your arms, circling his arms around you instead

“Hm? Jumin? What are you doing? Why are we out here?”

“I’m hugging my dear wife. You were just too adorable cradling Elizabeth the 3rd and humming to her, I was starting to feel a bit jealous.”

This took you off guard. “What did you just say?”

Uh oh did I do something wrong

Jumin quickly lets you go, gripping your shoulders lightly. “You were standing, right here, facing the windows and rocking Elizabeth while humming to her. You don’t remember?

He’s scared when you shake your head no

He has his phone out, ready to call the doctor when you place a hand over his

“Jumin! I think I was sleepwalking! That doesn’t need a doctor!” oh

Hugs you tight to him, hes so relieved

Takes you back to bed and holds you tight as you go back to sleep, thankful you are okay

707/Seven/Luciel/Saeyoung

He was working when he decided he wanted to check in on you

Nearly dies when he sees you in the kitchen on the CCTV, in the dark, with sunglasses on, bouncing in place and smearing peanut butter on the jelly lid

Is she sleepwalking????

He decides he can take a break to go out and record you check on you

Has his camera on his phone out, and sneaks into the kitchen to not get caught

Records as you put jelly on the peanut butter lid and squish the two lids btogether, preparing to take a bite while still bouncing

Better step in there seven

He stops recording and goes over, gently taking the ‘sandwich’ from your hands and shaking you slightly. “I don’t think you’d want to eat that, mc.”

You slowly come to and yelp. “Its so dark! Am I blind?”

He chortles and takes off the sunglasses

“Oh man, was I sleepwalking?” mhmmm

“Yep~! And I have video of it! I think everyone would love to see this!”

“SEVEN!!!”

Saeran

He goes into the kitchen and gets the ice cream out

He goes for a bowl, opening the cabinet-

Holyshitwhatthefuckwasthat

You fall out from the top shelf and right on top of him

“…I dont know why you were up there but you are in the way of the bowls” pushes you aside and reaches for a bowl

Thanks for caring saeran love you too

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elitaxne · 7 years ago

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Came to this blog to see Elita in all her glory. Stayed for some of the most tooth rotting fluff I have ever seen, the promise of a tiny Prime Jr., the recent hell-coaster THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR could've been happy but noooooo just had to go for the emotional jugular. 10/10 would lie on the floor in agony again (but pls don't make me do that). In all seriousness whenever I read one of your posts I can see you thinking carefully about your words and it shows. (1/5)

(2/5) I mean your posts read like books. You put so much into how Elita walks and talks and how she carries herself that she’s a living, feeling individual on a screen. Not just that but whatever environment you put her in reacts with her. Whatever citizens she meets or wherever she’s walking to changes with her. You know how in the old school cartoons with the static background but there’s that one boulder that’s the only one that moves?

(3/5) It’s nice to see Elita interact with her surroundings instead of just being that one person that looks just a bit off color from the background and they’re the only ones moving. And how Elita reacts to events?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? My god depending on what the mood is, no reader is safe there are no survivors ya’ll go for the throat and then have the audacity to post like fancy dresses and art like you didn’t just rip out our hearts Indiana Jones style.

(4/5) Yo and the smut? That sweet sweet content on my phone screen that I glue to my face? The fluff and cuddles after! That is some wonderfully dirty writing and beautiful tooth rotting fluff all rolled into a package that I feel I need to check over my shoulder so people don’t read my phone (in the safety of my home no less). And now I’ve gone completely off track but know what I JUMP AT THESE MEMES ACCEPT MY LOVE I’d give you my heart but ya’ll already took that. oh no I’m at 4 very awkward

(5/5) Oopsies same anon who sent you that long chain for the meme I apparently don’t know how to count I got so excited I lost track of my asks my bad

« MEME REFERENCE » ○「 ACCEPTING 」

♚ ┊ ❛ Tell me your honest opinion of Mun & Muse on anon ❜

Yo honestly like, I straight up started to tear up reading this and like, I’m going to level with you… I don’t cry. I’m not a crier. I say I cry but I don’t, but this, THIS UP THERE, it made me shed a few tears and grin like an idiot for far longer than what I am willing to admit to, so thank-you so incredibly much.

More gushing under the cut because I don’t want to clog your dashes

I honestly…. I wish I had more words to say to express how grateful I am, and how much this means to me, but I don’t. I’m honestly so shocked, and speechless, and I’m sorry I can’t properly convey how incredibly thankful, humble, and honoured I am to receive this, and to read this. To know that there is someone out there who THINKS THIS ABOUT MY BlOG / MY WRITING / MY ELITA… it…. it captures the entire reason why I started this blog, and why I’ve stayed for as long as I have.

When I first made this blog I had one goal… all I wanted to do was get one person — ONE PERSON — to come to see Elita and love her in the way that I do. To see her through my eyes as an incredibly strong, intelligent, witty, endearing, tactful, commanding force who is more than what we have been given her throughout the years…. and honestly knowing that I’ve somewhat accomplished that, it makes my heart hurt ( in a good way ).

And like…. I still am at a loss for words. I cannot believe that I have touched someone in this way, and to this degree, that you would send me ALL THESE MESSAGES — which thank you, I like, I re-read probably for a good 10 minutes because I just…. I kept giggling and tearing up so I had to pause and start over. I really can never adequately express how incredibly honoured I am to have you following me, and to be able to read this and now there is someone who thinks so highly and strongly of my writing and my interpretation. It’s an incredible confidence booster ( for someone who honestly still struggles with self-assurance — I know. I’m a weak piece of shit who needs constant validation, but like -fingers guns- shout out to anxiety and depression for having my back ).

Anyways, I just want to thank-you, from the bottom of my heart and with every fibre of my being. I wish there was more I could say, more I could discuss in full about the points you made above but honestly I’m overwhelmed with your kindness and so touched that you deemed me worthy of receiving such sweet compliments. Thank-you, thank-you, thank-you. I love you so much and I hope one day you can hop off anon so I can express my gratitude to and for you in full. It’s peeps like you that keep me going, and I cannot thank you enough for your tremendous support. It’s peeps like you that make everything I do on here 1000% worth it

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will-you-be-my-savior · 6 years ago

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about 08/13/18

i just realized the asks from the 13th got deleted some how.

Anonymous asked:

Has anything interesting happened lately?

Tord: Not much. Though Tom said his “Big Project” was almost done.

Tom: Almost.

Matt: Can I see?!

Tom: Sure Princey.

Tord: OH COME ON!

I’m curious about something. Why isn’t anyone asking about tom’s “project”? I’ve mentioned it before but no one has said anything.

Anonymous asked:

Alright. Hey does anyone have any ideas about Toms project is?

Tord: Everyone knows! Except me it seems! Princey keeps giggling every time I ask too! Which is starting to piss me off!

Matt: *giggle*

Tom: Shh don’t tell him!

Matt: Right!

Tord: … I hate both of you so much right now.

Anonymous asked:

If it helps, we don’t know too much about the project either

Tom: I’d tell you if you asked.

Tord: No that does not help! I’ve been asking for almost a week and i’m still out of the loop! You ask once and already he’s willing to tell you! I just want to scream at this rate!

Anonymous asked:

Hey Matt, can you tell us what Tom is working on?

Matt: Now that I’ve left the room, sure! Null is building Red this whole… thingy! It’s red and awesome and spiky! He’s calling it the “Suit”!

Anonymous asked:

But if it’s spiky how will he give hugs in it??

Matt: That’s a silly question. Only the top is spiky and they’re wide enough apart so that he won’t stab anything. But it’s not really meant for hugging in. Null said it was made to make him “do-able” and “moo-bi-el”! so he can keep up with us better!

Anonymous asked:

I guess it’s just too much for your little mind to handle tordie

Tord: Do not mock me… *glare*

Tom: You don’t have to be an ass.

Anonymous asked:

I mean, why else wouldn’t they be telling you anything about it?

Tord: Oh… OH You’re trying to make me paranoid! that’s hilarious! *cackle*

Tom: That is kinda funny. But no, he most certainly could understand every mechanism i’m putting together.

Anonymous asked:

Maybe he can understand the technological bits of it but can he understand something with as big a purpose as this? Or would it go over his head?

Tord: Wait… YOU KNOW?!! Damn it, Matt!

Tom: Hush. I would have told them too. They may even be bluffing. And no it would not go over anyone’s head.

Anonymous asked:

Maybe they could be making it to run away or even overturn your plans, who knows what they’re planning to do with it

Tom: How do you know I’m not? *smirks at anon*

Tord: If they are I’m doomed no matter what and I accept my fate. Fighting it would only lead to suffering.

Anonymous asked:

So you just accept that they’ll leave you? And you’d just let them overthrow your plans and ruin all the progress you’ve made in taking over the world?

Tord: You make it sound like I’d be happy or something. I’m just aware that there is nothing I COULD do to stop them and know better then to get myself brutally murdered for trying.

Tom: It wouldn’t be brutal.

Tord: Thank you… I think.

are you anons trying to mess with their heads? trying to use their relationships won’t do that. trying a more PERSONAL approach might bring better results.

Anonymous asked:

I suppose you won’t even be able to stop them, will you, especially when you don’t even put up a fight when they leave you for dead, unfortunate how your dream to improve the world, which you’ve worked so hard on, is really so fragile. They don’t even have to make an effort to shatter it

Tord: You’re right, but you’re also wrong. I wouldn’t be able to stop them, whether or not I fought back wouldn’t change a thing though. My “dream” as you call it is fragile and truly difficult to achieve, but probably not for the reasons you think. My goals would mean nothing to me without these two by my side. They are what make this war worth fighting for.

Tom: That was cheesy as fuck.

Tord: Oh shut up.

Tom: I can’t believe you actually meant that.

Tord: I said shut up! *throws paper ball*

Anonymous asked:

Well your real dream isn’t even that big, is it? And even more fragile, entirely in the hands of those you’ve betrayed, it’s inevitable for them to leave, you should really choose to strive for goals that are more realistic

Tom: Okay first off, what the fuck are you talking about!? Second that wasn’t him! I know that and so does Matt! And lastly, I ain’t goin’ nowhere!

Tord: Hey, it’s oka-

Tom: Shut up and let me defend you!

Tord: … Alright then.

you guys are thinking way too big. if you’ve read the chapters then you’ve seen what sets them off.

Anonymous asked:

Aren’t you? He’s left you, he’s hurt you, you’ve even left before, why not do it again, be free, maybe you won’t even take Matt with you, maybe you’ll leave him to fend for himself. I wouldn’t blame you, you’re mostly a monster and the rest, a drunk

Tom: …

Tord: … You’re an ass.

Tom: They aren’t wrong…

Tord: They are wrong, you just can’t see it sometimes.

Tom: You said I’m a drunk before…

Tord: Yeah and I was wrong, you’re trying to quit. You aren’t a monster and you aren’t a drunk.

Tom: …

Anonymous asked:

The three of you really aren’t compatible at all, it surprises me that Tords still alive at this point, I’d’ve gotten tired of being cooped up all the time and gotten rid of him. Congratulations on your patience, but what’s the point of waiting now? Even if he’s dead you can take any resources he’s been providing you, even without killing him, he’s gone so soft you could get anything you wanted out of him, why not exploit that a bit, go have some fun!

Tom: you don’t understand…

Tord: you’re completely correct except for one fact, I have most certainly not gone soft.

Anonymous asked:

Hah, feebly trying to defend yourself won’t work Tordie~ you’re the softest person here, don’t you remember when you’d kill to get what you wanted? Your most extravagant performance almost got rid of the so called “friends” you now cherish, I miss that, but it seems I have to turn elsewhere to be entertained now

Tord: That wasn’t me. I don’t need to defend myself when I did nothing to warrant defense.

Tom: …

(you’re so so close to setting him off yet so so very far -mod x)

Anonymous asked:

How was that not you? Tom, Matt, even Edd saw you, you even remember doing it don’t you? You have the consequences displayed there on your face, don’t you?

Tord: Just because my hands were used does not mean I was the one using them.

Tom: I could crawl into your skin, pull you out, make you watch, rip, shred, kill…

Tord: … Holy shit.

(i remind you “Harpoons” -mod x)

Anonymous asked:

Did you get scared off by Toms moment of adrenaline? I’ll admit, he’s still a decent aim in a pinch, though It’s obviously not perfect, it could’ve struck right through your chest, then you I suppose you wouldn’t be soft now!~

… i think i know what you were going for and yes that would have done it, but that last bit just really confuses me… “ then you I suppose you wouldn’t be soft now!” what is that supposed to be saying? try re-sending it but maybe edit that bit. -mod x

spooncryptid asked:

Tom: What?

Tord: …

Tom: What are they talking about? What do you mean by “decent aim”?

Tord: …

Tom: I haven’t held a gun in years. The last time I had to aim anything was wh-

Tord: …

Tom: … No… no I… I didn’t… did I? no. no! nonononononoNONONO! TORD TELL ME I DIDN’T! JUST SAY I DIDN’T!

Tord: …

Tom: … no…

(Tom and Tord are temporarily unavailable for questions)

spooncryptid asked:

Oopsies, looks like I’ve revealed myself

holy shit spoon!? was it you this entire time?!

spooncryptid asked:

Yep, not only do I spam you with likes, I also spam you with angst! Yay!

… i am thoroughly impressed. but also kinda irritated. though i really shouldn’t be when i helped.

spooncryptid asked:

Anyways, Matt’s unguarded, should I eat him?

… you can try… i’d rather you not… but you can try. (it would be harder then you think)

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, well while the others are busy let’s hang out with Matt, hey Matt, The bois are fine and I did nothing wrong, dyou like candy?

Matt: I’m not that much of an idiot. Yes I like candy. What did you do?

spooncryptid asked:

Nothing bad!~ do you want some licorice?

Matt: I can hear lies… no, Mag told me “never take candy or drinks from strangers.”

spooncryptid asked:

Well we don’t have to be strangers! You can call me Spoon if you like!

Matt: What did you do?

spooncryptid asked:

I don’t know what you’re talking about

Matt: … I’m gonna go check on them.

(told you it’d be harder then you think. he’s forgetful, not stupid. -mod x)

spooncryptid asked:

So you don’t want licorice, how about Swedish fish? Those are one of my favorites

Matt: *ignoring spoon*

spooncryptid asked:

Would you believe me if told you it wasn’t really me?

Matt: Maybe, if you actually believed that yourself.

spooncryptid asked:

Why believe Tord and not me?

Matt: What makes you any more trustworthy then him? I already told you I hear lies. What more do you need?

spooncryptid asked:

Ah yes, sniffing out my lies like a little bloodhound, amazing

Matt: More like a bat but that works I guess.

spooncryptid asked:

Guess you’ve figured out my evil scheme //sigh// ..dyou want a Swedish Fish?

Matt: Not from you.

(Matt has reached Tom and Tord. everything you worked for will have been pointless in 1 hour real time. Matt is now temporarily closed for questions)

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, Pau and Pat are open for asks, right?

yes. are you going to be the first to direct questions at them?

spooncryptid asked:

I mean who else is gonna eat these Swedish Fish with me?

… no one will eat the Swedish fish. if i’m being honest they make me sick ever since i was little and ate a huge bag of them all at once. every time you mention them i feel nauseous.

spooncryptid asked:

Aw gee, sorry, I’ll switch to uhh M&ms?

if you wanna. (they still aren’t gonna eat it for fear it’s poisoned)

dudawakmax asked:

HOLY HELL WHAT HAPPENED HERE? MY PANIC ATTACK WASN'T EVEN SO LONG! MAIS QUE PORRA?!?!?

… a lot… mostly spoon.

dudawakmax asked:

Omg, the poor beans!!! Did they hurt them to much? Oh for the lords from hell and heaven I hope not

they sent Tord into a flashback, tom into a panic attack and they made matt paranoid. you be the judge here i’m biased.

spooncryptid asked:

Hey, mr eyebrows, you want some free candy?

Pau: I find that mildly offensive. No.

spooncryptid asked:

Well that’s boring, what am i gonna do with all these m&ms?

Pau: that’s your problem.

spooncryptid asked:

It’s funny to imagine me as the cat thing in my icon doing all this

i’m just imagining your old one.

spooncryptid asked:

Pwease?? Just one, mistew?

Pau: yeah, no.

dudawakmax asked:

I want to help them so much but they will probably just look at me weird... I think I'm, I'm just gonna leave this here... *leave a cozy blanket* Sorry...

Matt: thank you. that actually helped a bit.

spooncryptid asked:

Mmm maybe mr patty cakes will want some

Pat: no, thank you.

spooncryptid asked:

I’m just an annoying cat sitting on your shoulder and chewing on your ear or screaming most of the time

i already have one of those in real life and no matter how much i love her i do not need a second.

spooncryptid asked:

Wow I’ve been rejected guess I’ll cry in the corner like the baby that I am

… i just don’t like being licked.

spooncryptid asked:

That was directed at pat but I guess it works cuz either way I’m a fussy baby that no one likes lol

Pat: I don’t like being licked.

spooncryptid asked:

I will lick you mistew patty cake

Pat: and i’ll shoot you freaky demon cat. try it.

(he’s smiling while he points the gun at you…)

spooncryptid asked:

Guns don’t kill me I just eat the bullets

Pat: … I’m gonna go find Tom. Maybe if I ask nicely enough he’ll eat you.

spooncryptid asked:

No you don’t need to find Tom or anyone, they’re doing just fine, he actually threatened to kill me already hahah

Pat: … What… Did… You… Do…

spooncryptid asked:

I didn’t do anything other than be threatened as I just told you

Pat: liar.

spooncryptid asked:

Ok fine, I may have offered a few other people candy as well, you caught me

Pat: don’t play coy with me you little rat! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

spooncryptid asked:

Wow, rat? That hurt my feelings, I don’t know if I want to be friends with you anymore

Pat: act like vermin and be called vermin.

everyone is available for asks. tread carefully.

Anonymous asked:

Hey, is everyone alright?

Tom: …

Tord: …

Matt: … we… we could be better…

Anonymous asked:

Is there anything we can do to try and make it better?

Tom: …

Tord: …

Matt: i don’t know… i don’t know what to do myself.

dudawakmax asked:

I think we should give them a break! Like, I don't know, you guys can go out, have a picnic, or whatever you want to, get a good night of sleep, and we will let you rest! What does it sound like to you?

Matt: you could… but this was done intentionally so what are the chances the person who did it isn’t gonna come back and start all over again?

Tom: they always come back…

Matt: Tom!

Tord: …

dudawakmax asked:

Tom! Its not healthy to think that way!

Tom: But they do…

Matt: Not always, and it’s not always a bad thing when they do come back! Tord came back! That was good right?

Tom: *nods*

Tord: …

spooncryptid asked:

I don’t even know who Vermin is, why are you bullying me??

vermin as in pests like rats. like i said pat don’t take shit. you pissed him off so he went for the metaphorical ball shot.

dudawakmax asked:

Things do get better Tom. You just need to believe in it

Tom: better… then worse… then better… then worse…

Matt: oh…

Tord: …

spooncryptid asked:

Yknow what mr patty cake, you’re being rude and I don’t like you, I’m gonna go.. cry? Or something, I guess

Pat: …

(pat thinks you act like a spoiled child. he pities you)

dudawakmax asked:

It may be this way. But sometimes things get better.... And better... And better. I know its hard, but I swear to you things get better. And you have your friends with you. I'm sure they'll help you no matter what.

Tom: …

Matt: Thank you duda but I don’t thi-

Tord: Better…

Matt: Tord!

Tord: Better like… finding tom… like being his friend again…

Matt: *slack jawed*

Tord: Like getting Matt back… like… this.

Tom: Better like this…

Matt: yes. YES! SO MUCH BETTER!

spooncryptid asked:

If you really pitied me you’d eat an m&m

Pat: I feel pity, I’m not suicidal.

spooncryptid asked:

It’s not like they’re poisoned or anything, I got em from the guy in the big white van

Pat: … why did i ever feel threatened by you?

dudawakmax asked:

Um... (Idk what else to say :P)

Matt: you’ve done more than enough! thank you sooooo much.

Tom: maybe you aren’t so bad… duda was it?

Tord: maybe we misjudged you.

spooncryptid asked:

I don’t know but I’ve gotten two death threats in the time that I’ve been here, which is a new record for me

Pat: you’re an idiot… but a harmless one.

dudawakmax asked:

Just trying to help, I know it feels terrible, and don't want anyone else to feel bad

Matt: thank you!

Tom: yeah.

Tord: what they said.

(aw they are blushing!)

spooncryptid asked:

I guess I’ll just eat all these m&ms by myself cuz no one else wants any

it’s not that they don’t want any, (Pau has a massive sweet tooth) they just can’t trust any food given as gifts. Tom is the only one immune to poisons so the others have to be really careful.

dudawakmax asked:

*jazz music stops* whAT!?!?! (This is way to cute. My little fangirl heart can't take this much of adorable characters)

Tom: And they ruined it.

Tord: Don’t be an ass.

Matt: I missed this.

dudawakmax asked:

Sowy! I just couldn't lose the chance ;)

Tom: it’s fine.

Tord: yeah, we wouldn’t be us if we weren’t fighting about something.

Matt: *pleased humming*

spooncryptid asked:

Anyways, you seem cool patty cake, but you called me a rat so now you’re my enemy, watch out for stray banana peels on the floor

Pat: … like i said, harmless idiot.

spooncryptid asked:

Bye bye! //waddles away and climbs into a trash can//

was that addressed at me or pat? if it was addressed at me check your inbox.

dudawakmax asked:

I'm just really happy you guys are feeling better. :D

Tord: we’re glad to BE feeling better.

Tom: hmm

Matt: *hugs duda*

dudawakmax asked:

Yay hugs! *hugs Matt back*

duda is now being squished! with affection.

dudawakmax asked:

Boop! *Boop Matt's nose*

the boop is returned by a mystery source.

dudawakmax asked:

What?

The sound of machinery can be heard. Tord winked at you. Matt is laughing. Tom is rolling his eyes. You are accepted as a friend.

dudawakmax asked:

((Can I boop tord?

he’d look at you funny but he wouldn’t stop you.

dudawakmax asked:

I love how Matt its like, the Dad friend™. I bet he would be like "those are my beans and I will protect them with my life". While everyone else its like "Matt its a little cinnamon roll who must be protected in all cust"

No on both counts actually. Tom is the dad friend and Tord is the cinnamon roll. tom is protective of everything he views as family and that includes Tord and Matt. Tord is not only physically weaker but he’s the only one who’s technically mortal and as such is capable of natural death. If anything Matt is the shoulder to cry on and the therapist of the group.

dudawakmax asked:

Nah. Tord is a SINnamon roll

that too.

spooncryptid asked:

I knew tord was soft

compared to the literally immortal beings? sure. but next to any other human he’d snap them in two. he lived with three godlike men and survived. he’s tough just not invincible.

spooncryptid asked:

So he’s physically the cinnamon roll?

sorta? Tom and matt think of him as something that needs to be protected. he can handle himself just fine. they just don’t want him to have to.

spooncryptid asked:

Mm, so it’s their fault he’s soft

sorta. he’s not soft. he has a sorta hidden power even! spite. he can do literally anything out of spite.

“tord don’t jump off that bridge! you won’t survive.”

tord jumps off the bridge and is perfectly fine, out of SPITE.

spooncryptid asked:

He’d prolly kill me out of spite

most certainly.

#eddsworld #ew tord #ew tom #ew matt #ew pau #ew pat #savior au #ask response #spooncryptid #dudawakmax #anon #mod x

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