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I don't need therapy I need to be put through a pasta machine
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I鈥檝e been trying to think of the words to describe the feeling I鈥檝e been having today, but really it鈥檚 just this
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k kaeya
#vxtr update#in light of the kaeya hangout leaks#i am actually going crazy#hes my best friend#whatever ill explode ig#ive been in an autistic spiral ever since i started playing tetris#kaeya hangout is going to be my downfall#i need to be flattened#what is it called when ur autistic n you like something so much that it makes u want to throw up/be physically sick with excitement but#also it hurts u to be this into something#idek what im trying to describe#genshin impact#<- for ppl who mute tags
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"why do you talk so much" i like to share things with people andd a wizard cursed me to use at least three words wherever one would suffice so just fucking deal with it alright
#馃悏#just let me write my essays okay i need this i dont have academia to flatten the life and soul out of me anymore
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modern gambit has two concerns and those are 1.) wife and 2.) cats. I love it
#razpost#marvel#gambit#remy lebeau#i know some people complain about flanderization in comics and it's definitely always a shame when characters get flattened but in this cas#i genuinely feel like that is all he wants out of life. he'd be fine if he got to stay at home and simply exist next to rogue with his cats#and occasionally go punch some people or break into someone's house. i feel like that's all he needs really
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Super scraggly thing before I study
#my art#billford#gravity falls#bill cipher#bill cipher fanart#stanford pines#ford pines#ford pines fanart#billford fanart#exam tomorrow need fo memorise quotes on a text I haven鈥檛 actually read#sighhh#bill flattens himself flush against ford鈥檚 pillow so they can cuddle
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open up, the mind control won't let u not!!!!!!
#thsi closed the layers flattened AGAIN when i was at my pp appointment but i saved it#no need to thank me ....#my art#furry art#furry#anthro#anthro art#digital art#oc art#oc#suggestive#justin case idk#fucking drool
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Do you ever think about how Felix probably had to get his hair layered just like Adrien to pull off the switch in the Felix ep? Did he ask Amelie to do it or did he take in like, a magazine to a stylist?
#miraculous ladybug#yunmusings#I like imagining him going to some salon with pictures and getting double takes#I also like how he'd need to do that but then also just parts it the opposite way and flattens it out so it looks nothing like it#felix fathom
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This ones for u red son enjoyers
#I like the way his horns turned out :) kind of reminds me of tamaraw horns the way it flattens out shrugs#I love drawing characters with animal eyes#I need to get better at doing posing.. foreshortening is so hard though urghhhh#I don鈥檛 even remember the last time I drew him LMAO#with him mei and MK combined they make up 1/4 of the zodiac?!!!#my art#myart#doodles#Lego Monkie kid#lmk#Monkie kid#lmk red son#lmk redson#lmk fanart
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Origami jellyfish, one square sheet of elephant hide paper. Colors are inspired by Thysanostoma loriferum. Zoom in to see the glitter!
#mine#origami#jellyfish#that was what the hexagons were for did you guess ? :)#original model is by Beth Johnson and only the bell/umbrella is in one single sheet (hexagonal)#the tentacles are all added separately#I wanted to see if I could do it all with one sheet of paper so I used the exact same hexagon CP for the bell and simply placed it#at the center of a bigger square of paper#pretty glad of how it came out#tentacles would need some cleanup if I ever fold this again and I could workshop a frillier edge for the bell as well#still really nice this is the most elaborate modification of an existing model I've made#if you want to see the original model it's in origami aquarium by Makoto Yamaguchi p.200#it looks so cute... teensy jelly#I used elephant hide paper (my enemy) to use up this roll i've had#i thought it'd at least be nice to collapse the hexagon tessellation which it was but that's really the only nice part asdfgh#if I fold this again I'll use smth thinner so the tentacles aren't as bulky#and to hell with the cleanliness of the hexagons#honestly the paper tension works in your favor for thoses#they get tightened when you round out the umbrella instead of flattened out as I feared#so the elephant hide really isn't needed... as usual!#anyway enjoy :3
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Doodles
#fanart#myart#doodle time 馃槑#octopath traveler#octopath#alfyn greengrass#therion#alfion#i hate them so much I need to flatten them with 5000 bricks
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do you perhaps have a pattern for that gentleman's corset? asking for a friend
Hi!
Unfortunately, I do not have a pattern to give you, but I do have a way for you/your friend to draft your own.
(If you really do just want a ready pattern, I'm pretty sure my #binding stays or #flattening stays tags include some etsy shops that have binders with corsetry methods)
I'm presuming you are here because that 5 year old post of the binder with elizabethan stays method is going around again (left). I've also since made a pair of stays that flatten nicely as well (right).
The left pattern was drafted with the free Custom Corset Pattern Generator from elizabethancostume.net. You just input a little extra breathing room in the waist and the bust measurement you can comfortably squish your chest down to.
However, that was many years ago and I have since had more success using a Mariah Pattie's circular drafting technique. It has so much less measuring and math and it gave me a better fit.
Here's my post on that technique, along with her video.
And here's my post amending that to a binder instead of stays.
In short, all you need is:
a large piece of paper
a string
a pen
a measuring tape and
the measurement of your waist circumference
the measurement of your chest bound down circumference
the measurement of the vertical distance between your waist and chest.
You draw out the pattern following the video + my explanation post (this takes me about 30 minutes vs the hour or two for drafting the usual way). Then I make it longer with a cm or two at the bottom and at least 3 cm on top. One change I've made since that post was to pinch out a little dart at the arms to make it lie smoother under clothes. One day I'm going to experiment with adding straps to this design, but today is not that day.
I kept mine quite low, because I wanted a 18th century round chested look, but with straps and longer stays you could probably go flatter (depending on how much you have to flatten of course).
This is what it looks like under a waistcoat tailored according to a menswear manual:
i'll also drop here the posts of other people who've I've talked about their binders using corsetry and tailoring methods: horsehair canvas summer binder, there's another one about how convenient ribbons are for easy adjustment but i can't find it (EDIT: found it!)
Good luck and do let me know if you've advanced this research any further!
#the stays are for a femme in historical gentleman's clothes looks#both are first tries#and fine for an afternoon#but not fitted enough to me for daily wear#but that's mostly because of my back issues#the chest compression bit is fine#this is as ever a work in progress#let me know if i need to explain some other things#i've been planning for about a year to draft a new pattern and collect all the information in one post#but again#not today#hope this helps!#binding stays#flattening stays#gentleman's corset
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me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)
nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-
#ganondoodles talks#ganondoodles rants#zelda#totk#im just fucking!!!! at my limit!!!!#what the fuck do you mean#the calamity is the equivalent of ganondorfs farts trying to wake himself up and you say lololo is gone so the techs gone#then why do some parts still exist huh???????#fuyking clowns#all the threads leading organically into another game WOOOP NOPE CUT THEM ALL WE DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE IT MEANING LOL#what is ancient energy and whys there a big concetration under these regions including hyrule castle? oh my god is it bc gan is there an-#NOPE forget we ever said that haha lol lmao even#can you really blame me for feeling like im being laughed at#like totk is mocking me bc i care about botw and thought theyd take up the interesting things they set up in it to expand upon???#and no instead they backpedal like oh no we accidentally made it seem interesting quick get the iron out we need to FLATTEN this bitch#and they keep making it WORSE by insisting that its totally 1000% a direct sequel#just fucking say its some alternative bullshit again#i am begging them to let soemone else direct the next game#bc when the guy makes accidentally good lore he needs to immedaitely flatten all the good stuff when it comes to a sequel apparently
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I may have a favorite past paradox form
#Slither wing#pokemon doodles#original art#I mean look at it#they took volcarona#ALREADY a top tier design#And made it even better#It鈥檚 got a tail that doesn鈥檛 go with the rest of the colors but still works!#It鈥檚 fluffy!#I need to hug one so bad#Also I鈥檝e noticed I seem to have a trend of needing to draw pokemon just flattened out on the ground#Flat fuck Friday or something#It鈥檚 a mood at least
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haven't scribbled any Lights Out in a hot second!! take these two scribbles - i wanted to mess around with Wally's hair & try to make a rudimentary ref for him in the au's late stages
#might make a ref for all of them!#once they're all sufficiently Scruffled by their time in the dark#its hard to tell but wally's colors are desaturated / muddled#like look at any vintage puppet - their colors Fade! their felt/fleece is a little scruffy! etc!#they get grimy and prone to tearing. their seams weaken. plush flattens. etc#oh yeah the color on his hand is Chalk Dust#scribble salad#welcome home au#wh lights out au#i realized i wasn't giving him Enough hair#so i made it a little longer. a little fluffier#this scribble's frank is Very freshly awake which is why he barely looks disheveled#he needed to do Something so he decided to brush out wally's rat-nest of a hairstyle#and wally is... unsure how to handle the sudden attention
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i'm very into Dog Breed Stats and i think everyone should look up the stats on the breeds they like on the AKC website whenever possible.... for fun. also: it's this specific stat that really was the final thing to tip the scale, when I decided to search for a golden retriever instead of a pomeranian.
pom:
golden:
#a dog that actually Is A Breed instead of a mystery dog with 5+ different breeds mixed in actually has#some fairly predictable behaviors and needs that you can count on#that's the whole reason why breeding exists... is to get specific traits#it's funny now reading the akc page for goldens now that i've had one for some time and just going yup. yeah. yup. yup#that's all correct. pretty much on the nose#he really IS that quiet.#I'm still kind of obsessed with poms in a major major way but if I got one now#Hugo would flatten it with a single step.....
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