#i need them both to squint at a meme on Angel's phone not realizing its a dick joke

[shadebloopnik]

I just want Alastor and Lucifer's relationship in canon to develop enough to be chaotic besties. Like- we all know this alr, but they'd work SOOOO well together- Dramatic and emotionally passionate, with his sarcastic dark humor murder bestie its a fucking sitcom guys comeon-

Imagine a scene of Lucifer practicing talking to Lilith, just pouring his heart out in a declaration of love. And then it pans over to Alastor in a blonde wig, still with his suit and all, just going "Hmmm! No😁", and Lucifer throwing a book at his face like "TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. Alastor dramatically sighs and fixes his wig with a "Ohh alright old chap." He clears his throat and takes a deep breath and-

Pulls out a stack of papers with 'DIVORCE' scribbled messily on it and says in the most feminine sounding voice, "Now darling if you'll just sign here-"

Lucifer tackles him.

[hyuckysunflower]

Dork - Jaehyun NCT

Awkward fluffy guys, read at your own risk!!

You looked across the quiet room at Jaehyun, who sat in front of a large window. The scattered light from the rainy sky behind him made his essence seem angelic. Just as you started to think about how amazing the lighting made him look, he turned towards you, shattering the image of grace by accidentally flinging his pen towards you. He swiftly jumped to his feet and grabbed the pen from next to your chair, blushing and apologizing profusely. You couldn’t help but chuckle at the massive amount of contrast the awkward action showed. He sat back down, a bit more tense and pretended to ignore you. You looked back down at your paper, scowling as you remembered what had prompted your distraction in the first place, this question was basically impossible. You glanced back over at Jaehyun, who was two pages ahead of you. He might could help… You put your head on the desk and groaned audibly.

Jaehyun walked over and put one hand on the back of your chair, resting his arm across you and leaning in a bit too close. He looked like he was trying desperately to hide a massive goofy grin from his face as he said “Gosh I think I need to tutor you after school if you’re having problems with this!”

You smirked as you realized what he was trying to do, “It certainly couldn’t hurt my progress! When are you free to come over?” you asked. Your mind raced as he started to lean in for a kiss. In an instant he seemed to give up on the idea and quickly stood straight up, tense again. You knew you had to break the tension so you quickly spoke. “Well I think the test is in a few days, so i couldn’t possibly say no to tomorrow if you’re free.” Jaehyun seemed to relax a little bit at the realization he hadn’t completely blown everything, and quickly responded, coolly putting his hand back on the back of your chair and leaning into it slightly, just to straighten up again as your chair began to slide off to the side with his weight.

“Sure! I don’t have anyth-” he began, interrupted by you. “Auugh! No tomorrow doesn’t work at all! I’m going to be picking up some textbooks I leant to another student at the park tomorrow afternoon!” Jaehyun took his turn to smirk, and placed his hand on your shoulder.

“I can just tutor you at the park tomorrow afternoon after you pick up your books.”  You sunk down in your chair a little, your face somehow getting redder than it was before. Was this a date? An unofficial first date, or were you just looking too far into things? You snapped back into reality as Jaehyun paused at the exit, throwing finger guns up at you, “Tomorrow, lunch and studying and maybe some music at the park, noon?” You brushed the hair out of your face and sat up in your chair. “Yeah, noon!” you squeaked, hoping he didn’t realize how excited you were.

The next day you stood at the Dippin Dots stand, waiting for Jaehyun with your bag, heavy with the books you had picked up, sitting at your feet. You looked down at your phone, gripping it with both of your slightly damp hands, desperately waiting for either a text cancelling or apologising for being late, or for Jaehyun to arrive. Just as you were squinting at your phone, he walked up to you and poked your nose.

“Hey there!” he bubbled. Your face grew hot and you tried to casually swing your bag over your shoulder, forgetting how heavy it was and dropping it behind yourself to avoid toppling over. Jaehyun burst out laughing and around gasps for air and snickers offered to carry it for you. You laughed lightly and accepted his offer. There was a second of hesitation from him before he cracked a wide bright smile and picked you up in his arms. You squealed and laughed, jokingly begging him to put you down. “What? Oh! Wait a second you wanted help carrying your bag? Ahhh ok!” He said slyly as he put you down, picking up your bag. You started to walk and went to check your phone, realizing in an instant that you had dropped it when he picked you up.

“Oh crap!” You exclaimed as you whirled around and started jogging to the spot where you dropped it, hoping some random person hadn’t already stolen it. Jaehyun sprinted up by your side.

“What are you running for? Did I scare you off before we could even go back to my place?” He stumbled as he realized what he said. “TO STUDY. J-just studying!” He half yelled as he regained his posture. As you slowed to a walk you saw a large man picking up your phone from the ground. Before you had a chance to react Jaehyun seemed to pick this moment to be impulsive and ran right up to the man and tackled him, grabbing the phone. “I saved your phone!!!” He yelled back to you proudly, not noticing the fist coming back towards his face from the man.

You sat Jaehyun down on the bench, handing him the makeshift ice pack of Dippin Dots. You couldn’t help but smile, snapping a picture of him on your phone, which the man had simply been trying to return to its owner. “So, Jaehyun, are you gonna come and swoop in like a superhero every time I have a problem, or is this just a one time thing?” You asked jokingly. He cracked a smile and started to take the Dippin Dots container off his eye to respond, so you delicately pushed his hand with the cold ice cream back against his face as he began to talk.

“I had no way of knowing he was going to return it! If you didn’t have a phone I couldn’t text you memes at two in the morning!” You raised an eyebrow mockingly.

“Oh no, how on earth would I even live without middle-of-the-night memes?!?” Almost as if on cue, Jaehyun’s phone buzzed. He glanced at it then shoved it in his pocket and stood up, opening the half melted ice cream and taking a bite.

“Let's head down to the pond! It's a bit quieter… plus I promise I won’t tackle anybody!” He said as he linked his arm with yours. You walked down the cobbled path together. You wondered what he had planned at the pond, he seemed way more confident than usual after whatever happened with his phone.

“I hope it doesn’t rain again today.” You said, trying to start up some small talk.

“I dunno,” Jaehyun started to reply, “I think it would make this very memorable, besides, I have an umbrella big enough for two!” You weren’t absolutely sure, but you could’ve sworn you saw him wink at you as he said the last part. The gate to the pond area was open as you two arrived. A tall tree stood next to the bench that overlooked the pond. The clouds in the sky gave a beautiful purple tint to the area. As you two walked up to the bench you noticed Taeil standing in front of the tree, tuning a guitar.

“Oh hey so just pretend I'm not here, ok? Carry on!” He said as he gave Jaehyun, who was beginning to sweat a little, a thumbs up. Jaehyun took your hands into his and looked into your eyes.

“So, I think now is the best time to confess something to you.” Jaehyun said, sounding mildly scripted. From off to your side you heard Taeil stifle a snicker. In front of you Jaehyun was looking down at his feet and fidgeting with his hands anxiously. You grabbed his hands to keep them still.

“Don’t be afraid! You can tell me anything!” You said reassuringly. Jaehyun pulled his hands back and looked at Taeil desperately as if asking to be taken far away from this moment. You looked at him with a sense of unnatural calm overcoming you. “Are you trying to confess… that you love me?” You said slowly. Jaehyun’s eyes grew wider than you had ever seen before and he stuttered out a response.

“No! I mean no! Yes! I meant yes!” He said quickly, seeming to panic at what he had just said. “I swear I meant to say yes!!!” He was almost hyperventilating at this point, and Taeil was dying of laughter in the back. You pulled him into a bear hug and put your head on his shoulder.

“I love you too, Jaehyun.” You whispered as he began to hug back. In an instant he pulled out of the hug and waved his hands a bit erratically. You were confused for a second, until he guided you back to the bench and nodded at Taeil, who began to play the introduction to a song you had never heard before.

“I decided that when I found the person I loved, I would give them the best, most priceless gift I could,” Jaehyun began. “And I don’t have all the money in the world, but I can’t think of anything more priceless th-” He interrupted himself “Crap!” He said before he awkwardly rushed the first two words of a song. After the little stumble at the beginning you would’ve never guessed how phenomenal his voice was. Emotions poured out through every second of his love song. It didn’t take long before you found yourself lost in his voice, the world melted away and it was just you and him. His eyes sparkled with passion as he sang. The music seemed to wrap itself around you like a warm blanket, giving you the unbelievable sense of safety, peace and security. Jaehyun’s voice was honey sweet and poured over you with love and care unlike anything you had ever felt before. In this moment you knew that no matter what you two would go through, it would all be ok, because you could always have each other.

The music began to fade out and Jaehyun smiled brilliantly. You returned the smile and held back tears of joy. “I’ve never had a song written about me before, it was… wow.” You said dreamily. As you did, a tear slipped by. Jaehyun seemed to panic, not knowing how to handle crying.

“Oh my gosh i'm sorry!” He exclaimed in horror. “I didn’t mean to make you cry!” You couldn’t help but die laughing as he nervously put his hand on your arm.

“You massive dork!” You laughed. “Haven’t you ever heard of tears of joy?!” As you slowly stopped laughing, you looked into his eyes. The clouds had parted just in time for the sun to set. The orange and pink hue glimmered across his face. His hair moved slightly in the cool breeze. You began to lean in for a kiss. He smoothly moved his hand from your forearm to your hand as he also moved in.

“OH MY GOSH JAEHYUN I DID NOT SIGN UP TO SEE THIS!” Taeil yelped, ruining the moment and making gagging motions. You and Jaehyun both looked at him for a moment, but somehow it didn’t seem to matter that one moment had been ruined. As if it was guaranteed that there would be an infinite number more.

-Admin Dew

Mark this historical moment everyone!!!! Admin Dew’s first post on this blog 😭😭😭 my baby’s growing up!!