#i need more where adam and eve r BEEFING with lucifer not bc god is evil but bc theyre not all that cheesed about the whole apple thing | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

hellwurld · 8 months ago

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i'm a little tired of biblical retellings where eve and lucifer fuck. like idk call me crazy but if some guy lied to me, manipulated me into eating an apple and giving my husband some, which ended up having me and my guy kicked out of heaven and the beginning of all human suffering put upon us i'd be pissed. like yo i'm four days old why did u lie to me. what's your deal asshole.

#like i love biblical adaptations that dont take it srsly but like #i need more where adam and eve r BEEFING with lucifer not bc god is evil but bc theyre not all that cheesed about the whole apple thing #like imagine ur eve rq. you are maybe two days old. your husband is like three days old. some snake is like 'nooo trust the apple is chill'#and no one has ever lied to anyone ever before so u dont even realize hes lying. so u eat the apple and its not bad so u give some to ur bf #and next thing u know ur embarrassed and naked and also HOMELESS ??? BECAUSE THE SNAKE LIED ???? AND NOW UR FUCKED #like idk. stop making her in love with that man let her kill him with hammers

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