#i need him carnally and biblically

[n0heart]

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[absolutelyzoned]

um. uh. uhm. uh. i. uh. me when. i. um.

[ornateorchid]

HELLOOOO

mr. elliot knight, do you need a dog? cause i can bark 🐕

[planet-marz1]

I need him

[wayward-persephone]

Finished rewatching Van Helsing (2004) and all I'm saying was that he could've stayed having a Wolf form 👀...I mean...I would complain about it....

Also I may be somewhat in love with him growling and barring his teeth...big fan of that 🥵

[junkissed]

need to ride jun's abs so bad this isn't funny anymore . 💤

i soooo get you but also... what if you were riding jun's cock and right before you're about to cum he lifts your hips off of him and ruins your orgasm and instead makes you ride his abs and you have to cum from that before he'll let you have his cock again. honestly i think he would be just as into ab riding as you are, if not more (and trust me i am very into ab riding). it gives him a rush knowing you can easily get off merely by grinding against his stomach. he would hold onto your hips so tightly and drag your pussy back and forth, making sure your clit touches every single ridge of his toned abs. he would tense the muscles so it would give you something nice and hard to grind against and the entire time he would be praising you at how well you ride him (but also at the same time lowkey bragging about how good his abs are; we've seen his lives lolol and we know he loves to tease us about his abs). "does that feel good, sweetheart? which do you like more, riding my abs or riding my cock? silly question- i know it's a tough choice, baby. you want both. and i'll let you have both, if you keep being such a good girl and cum all over my abs. then you can have my cock, hm?" and then when you do finally cum, he'd make you move so you can see the trail of wetness you've left all over his body and he'd coo about how you're always so wet and beautiful and desperate for him. and only then he would let you ride his cock again

[somestardeww]

*At a speed dating event*

Yn: people are really shallow...

Peter: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?

Yn: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.

Peter: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

[quick-catton]

HELLOOO i'm so unwell so so unwell?????

[togament]

i want to run my hands through his hair while he has his hand steady on my waist

i want to lean in close enough to kiss him but pull away just as he’s leaning in to tease him

i want him to get so frustrated his grip on my waist slightly tightens

i want him to tangle his fingers in my hair and kiss me so hard our noses smush together, not making room to breathe whatsoever

i want him to push me up against a wall with his leg slotted in between my thighs, pressing up just enough to—

[hoodzgyal]

I was just thinking about licking jason's nipples ... how would he react?

oh ?

he’d let out the whiniest cross between a gasp and a moan. he’s shocked because. he’s never been touched that way and he’s just so sensitive🥺

hed let out a pathetically needy whine if you were to just tweak his nipples a little bit with your fingers.

inversely and slightly unrelated, but he loves sucking ur titties when u ride him. he has a crippling oral fixation and will suck on your fingers if you ask sweetly enough (he wants to so bad, he just is self conscious abt it)

[sillylittledistraction]

I want this under my Christmas tree

[12timetraveler]

HELP ITS 2AM AND IM HAVING A CRISIS OVER HIS STUPID CUTE FUCKING FACE

AND HIS SLUTTY LITTLE WAIST

AND HIS BIG STRONG FUCKING HANDS

HELP IM DOWN SO BAD FOR THIS MAN I CAN HARDLY EVEN BREATHE

[iheartjameshetfield]

rtl james brain rot...I'm just imagining being his gf. ofc he's horny all the time but he knows you're a virgin so he doesn't rush you into anything you aren't comfy with. you've been dating for like 2 months already and you decide it's time. y/n wants to initiate but she's a lil nervous but it doesn't take too long for James to take the hint. this takes place in y/n's room and James makes sure to be super sweet and to take it slow. it hurts just a lil at first but it's such a sweet and satisfying experience for both :(

he’d be the sweetest person ever during your first time stop:(( he wouldn’t pressure you at all and when you were finally ready for sex, he asked you if you were sure like a million times at least

he’d stretch you out with his fingers first, just so you could be a little more comfortable. when he lines himself with your entrance, he presses the sweetest kisses ever against your face to distract you from the pain. he doesn’t bottom out during your first time, he wants this to be purely about you and you only. he’s trying his hardest not to start moving and to wait for you to adjust, but the way you’re squirming and whimpering is making him go feral

he wants your first time to be as close and intimate as possible, so he would lean on top of you, holding himself up using his elbows so he doesn’t crush you. once you give him the okay, he starts moving super slowly so he doesn’t hurt you. it’s a weird feeling, being so full but it’s a feeling you wanna get used to.

“relax, baby, it’s okay. i’ve got you.” he’d murmur in your ear when you feel tense. he’d rub your clit softly to you you ease up a little, causing you to gasp and moan softly against his ear, making this whole thing worth the wait since he finds your little noises so rewarding. he leans down to grab your lips in a soft kiss, smiling against you.

“god, you’re so tight,” he moans. “you’re doing so good for me, fuck. so fucking good.” he’d brush your damp hair away from your face, kissing next to your ear and jaw not caring if you were both sweaty. when you start to clench around him repeatedly, he could’ve came right then and there, but he wanted you to finish first.

“james, i’m.. i’m-” he’d cut you off with another sweet kiss.

“i know, baby, i know.” he’s trying his hardest not to fuck you fast and hard, but with the faces your making, his slow speed was slowly becoming more and more nonexistent. whenever he notices he’s going too fast, he slows down again, not wanting to hurt you. your orgasm triggers his, his weight almost fully on top of you as he lets out pleasuring groans.

you wince when he pulls out, not liking the feeling of being empty again and the feeling of both you and james’ cum leaking out. he leaves for a minute and then comes back with a cloth, wiping you clean. he beams at you, finding your fucked out state so angelic.

he goes back in bed next to you, wrapping his arms around you to keep you close to him “you were amazing, baby. good girl. so good for me.” he’d keep kissing you, drawing sweet patterns on your skin as you both drift off to sleep<333

i will kms i need this right fucking now. HE WOULD BE THE SWEETEST MOST CUTEST THING EVER DURING YOUR FIRST TIME I SWEAR, MUMBLING NICE ENCOURAGING WORDS AGAINST YOU

[celenawrites]

lumberjack!price (who used to be ex military) rescues you, an injured traveller, when he goes to the woods one day to cut wood.

he finds you, buried in a thick layer of snow and injured with a twisted ankle and some cracked ribs and so out of it due to the pain and the freezing weather and as a good Samaritan, he hauls you away bridal style back to his cabin near the woods, isolated from society - the perfect place for him to spend his retirement while chopping woods, hunting for food, etc.

lumberjack!price who contacts his doctor friends and tends to your wounds, dressing your fragile skin with alcohol wipes and sterilized gauze, cuz the nearest town is at least two hours away from here. he layers you up with the thickest blankets he has, tries his best to assist you into changing into a spare pair of clothes (his clothes that are too large on your frame) and he restraints himself from registering how pretty you look in his clothes despite how banged up you have been atm. he lays you down on the sofa and tends to the fireplace with the chopped wood he has, ensuring that you're warm and safe and miles away from experiencing anything close to hypothermia.

lumberjack!price who feels how smooth and soft and perfect your skin is, your body is under his calloused, scarred hands and how all he wants to do is protect you from anything that can pose as a danger to you.

lumberjack!price who keeps waking you up every two hours cuz he's afraid you have been concussed. he wakes you up and feeds you some medicines and home remedies, maybe he cooks you some warm food - creamy tomato soup, grilled sandwiches, maybe a bar of dark chocolate he had bought on his last town run for groceries and utilities. he keeps checking your temperature and blood pressure, worried sick about you and he vows to take you to the hospital first thing in the morning.

lumberjack!price who gets to know you while you recover and stay at his abode (he insisted, despite you trying to leave and get in touch with your trekking team). he learns about you, about the job you had, about how you decided to join a trek group in order to make more friends and to travel in your free time, about how the snow blizzard had made you all split up and somehow you ended up fainting in the cold, left for dead. luckily, he found you and you'd forever be grateful.

lumberjack!price who insists on doing everything for you, but you're just as stubborn as he is. you bake him mug cakes and cook him your ma's signature dishes, and you offer to clean the dishes after the meal but he gives you a look that almost makes you falter, but your family has instilled values of gratitude deep into your bones, so you protest anyway - making him settle for you drying the dishes he washes instead. the scene is domestic, and price realises that he likes your presence in his humble abode quite a lot.

lumberjack!price who feels his heart break a little whenever he sees you recover steadily. he wants you to get better, can barely handle the days when your pain gets the best of you - but he cannot make peace with the fact that you'd probably leave the moment you're given the 'OK' from the doctor.

lumberjack!price who always comes running in the middle of the night whenever you wake up screaming from a nightmare (replaying the day you got seperated from your friends, except there's no one to save you). he shushes you, holding you in his strong, muscled arms as he promises to always look out for you and kisses your forehead as he rocks you back to sleep, letting your head rest on his chest and fall asleep to the lullaby of his heart.

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Barry's so pretty it should be illegal- how the fuck does he look that GORGEOUS in his first scene in the fucking show- hes so fucking pretty holy shit

[romanroygirls]

i need him so bad