#i need him carnally and biblically

[n0heart]

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[snazzynacho]

Just thought I'd share these…

[absolutelyzoned]

um. uh. uhm. uh. i. uh. me when. i. um.

[eddielove]

This right here is my favourite thing ever 🥺

[somestardeww]

*At a speed dating event*

Peter: Okay, consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?

Yn: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.

Peter: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

[wayward-persephone]

Finished rewatching Van Helsing (2004) and all I'm saying was that he could've stayed having a Wolf form 👀...I mean...I would complain about it....

Also I may be somewhat in love with him growling and barring his teeth...big fan of that 🥵

[sunghoonsgfreal]

HE HAS TO KNOWWWWWWW the bread isn’t the only thing creaming

[planet-marz1]

I need him

[calluna-dekarios-dellamorte]

One-hour warm-up.

[quick-catton]

HELLOOO i'm so unwell so so unwell?????

[togament]

i want to run my hands through his hair while he has his hand steady on my waist

i want to lean in close enough to kiss him but pull away just as he’s leaning in to tease him

i want him to get so frustrated his grip on my waist slightly tightens

i want him to tangle his fingers in my hair and kiss me so hard our noses smush together, not making room to breathe whatsoever

i want him to push me up against a wall with his leg slotted in between my thighs, pressing up just enough to—

[hoodzgyal]

I was just thinking about licking jason's nipples ... how would he react?

oh ?

he’d let out the whiniest cross between a gasp and a moan. he’s shocked because. he’s never been touched that way and he’s just so sensitive🥺

hed let out a pathetically needy whine if you were to just tweak his nipples a little bit with your fingers.

inversely and slightly unrelated, but he loves sucking ur titties when u ride him. he has a crippling oral fixation and will suck on your fingers if you ask sweetly enough (he wants to so bad, he just is self conscious abt it)

[im-trying-my-best-yall]

what if i simply fucked the fictional man, huh? what then? what if i fucked that fictional ginger? what are you gonna do about it?

[sillylittledistraction]

[12timetraveler]

HELP ITS 2AM AND IM HAVING A CRISIS OVER HIS STUPID CUTE FUCKING FACE

AND HIS SLUTTY LITTLE WAIST

AND HIS BIG STRONG FUCKING HANDS

HELP IM DOWN SO BAD FOR THIS MAN I CAN HARDLY EVEN BREATHE

[iheartjameshetfield]

rtl james brain rot...I'm just imagining being his gf. ofc he's horny all the time but he knows you're a virgin so he doesn't rush you into anything you aren't comfy with. you've been dating for like 2 months already and you decide it's time. y/n wants to initiate but she's a lil nervous but it doesn't take too long for James to take the hint. this takes place in y/n's room and James makes sure to be super sweet and to take it slow. it hurts just a lil at first but it's such a sweet and satisfying experience for both :(

he’d be the sweetest person ever during your first time stop:(( he wouldn’t pressure you at all and when you were finally ready for sex, he asked you if you were sure like a million times at least

he’d stretch you out with his fingers first, just so you could be a little more comfortable. when he lines himself with your entrance, he presses the sweetest kisses ever against your face to distract you from the pain. he doesn’t bottom out during your first time, he wants this to be purely about you and you only. he’s trying his hardest not to start moving and to wait for you to adjust, but the way you’re squirming and whimpering is making him go feral

he wants your first time to be as close and intimate as possible, so he would lean on top of you, holding himself up using his elbows so he doesn’t crush you. once you give him the okay, he starts moving super slowly so he doesn’t hurt you. it’s a weird feeling, being so full but it’s a feeling you wanna get used to.

“relax, baby, it’s okay. i’ve got you.” he’d murmur in your ear when you feel tense. he’d rub your clit softly to you you ease up a little, causing you to gasp and moan softly against his ear, making this whole thing worth the wait since he finds your little noises so rewarding. he leans down to grab your lips in a soft kiss, smiling against you.

“god, you’re so tight,” he moans. “you’re doing so good for me, fuck. so fucking good.” he’d brush your damp hair away from your face, kissing next to your ear and jaw not caring if you were both sweaty. when you start to clench around him repeatedly, he could’ve came right then and there, but he wanted you to finish first.

“james, i’m.. i’m-” he’d cut you off with another sweet kiss.

“i know, baby, i know.” he’s trying his hardest not to fuck you fast and hard, but with the faces your making, his slow speed was slowly becoming more and more nonexistent. whenever he notices he’s going too fast, he slows down again, not wanting to hurt you. your orgasm triggers his, his weight almost fully on top of you as he lets out pleasuring groans.

you wince when he pulls out, not liking the feeling of being empty again and the feeling of both you and james’ cum leaking out. he leaves for a minute and then comes back with a cloth, wiping you clean. he beams at you, finding your fucked out state so angelic.

he goes back in bed next to you, wrapping his arms around you to keep you close to him “you were amazing, baby. good girl. so good for me.” he’d keep kissing you, drawing sweet patterns on your skin as you both drift off to sleep<333

i will kms i need this right fucking now. HE WOULD BE THE SWEETEST MOST CUTEST THING EVER DURING YOUR FIRST TIME I SWEAR, MUMBLING NICE ENCOURAGING WORDS AGAINST YOU