#i need him back NOW

[mickaltieri]

Timothy Olyphant as Joel Hammond 🩵

“Yes, we’re not good at murder. I happen to believe that’s a positive quality.”

[plzsteponme]

I had a hookup I’d never met in person before come over the other day to fuck me, and he walks in and I’m already naked, wearing a collar, and we’re both so nervous. He sits down on the couch next to me and we share some shy, awkward conversation until eventually he asked “do you kiss bro?” Of course I said yes, and then his mouth is moving on mine, tongue already dipping into my mouth as his beard tickles my cheeks. Once he’s satisfied by his first taste of me, he tells me to get on my hands and knees in front of him and present. I let out a needy whine, knowing how wet my dripping pussy already is with my knotted dildo nestled inside, but obey. He slowly slides the cock out of me, strings of my own arousal connecting me to it after it’s no longer in me, and he takes a long lick up the shaft, my wetness pooling on his tongue. He then inspects my needy puppy cunt, touching here and there, licking his fingers clean after withdrawing them, and then slams his full 8 inches into me in one thrust and proceeds to breed me mercilessly, depositing load after load in to my twitching, weeping pussy. After his third load he’d moved you onto the couch, face down ass up for him, never faltering in his punishing pace. At some point he slid the knotted dildo into your pussy right alongside his cock, making you feel fuller than you ever had before. After his fifth orgasm, he withdraws his teeth from the back of your neck, and pulls his cock out of you a final time, before pushing the knotted dildo back into you and pumping it a few times. “Keep that safe for me puppy” he said, pulling his clothes back on. Then he walked up to where I was on the couch, still on my stomach, ass in the air, moaning and twitching uncontrollably, and pet my head, and thanked me for my time, and left. And now I haven’t heard from him.

[housewifebuck]

I just want to see Eddie's stupid lil face again

Staring "platonically" at his "best" "friend", "Buck"

Pls I miss him so bad i miss his heart eyes

[rawstfish]

GOD I MISS HIM SO FUCKING MUCH

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[marshroom580]

Void archives it/its pronouns

[hinamie]

spins him around trying to understand the pink mop he calls hair

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[lotus-pear]

ace detective more like ace DEFECTIVE

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I'm back in the Tigers cage again.

(You too can join in on throwing a Rat Of A Man into a Tiger cage by reading Tiger Tiger)

[quadrantadvisor]

Thinking about DP x DC Jason Todd being a revenant again. Here's my scenario. Jason gets called that by some ghost. He's like "what the fuck is that supposed to mean?" He's heard the term before but he doesn't know any actual lore. He googles it. He scrolls past the Leonardo DiCaprio bear movie. He opens the wiki. Sees the words "animated corpse" and gets a chill diwn his spine. He starts reading the first section.

He closes Wikipedia.

That night he has a nightmare that his family buried him, again, this time with precautions. He wakes up in his own grave, full of stones, too heavy to move, to scream.

[umblrspectrum]

part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper

[moonyflesh]

a collection of my favorite Steven Grant moments because i related to him more than i think is deemed healthy.

[just-null]

Do you ever do requests? If so, do you ever plan on drawing some Yandere with the Hantengu clones? :D hope you have a good day/night!!!

Mentioning an unfamiliar name

yes!! I love yanderes.. and these guys.. these guys are such good material...... nods nods..

I'm not sure about requests..I assume you mean drawing requests? I suppose if it REALLY catches my interest enough, I'd do it, but it'd probably just be line art/sketches.

[lass-us-slay]

So I read a prompt about how Wonder Woman found Danny in a trash can (don’t remember which one) and I was bored.

So I took that lil info and made it into an AU.

So basically, Danny get yeeted into this unknown universe and has no where to live. And no where to live means no money. No money means no food. No food means Danny can’t keep his human half sustained.

So what does he do?

Decides to not change into a human and live in a trash can.

Yes you heard that right, live in a trash can.

Because he’s a ghost, he doesn’t have to worry about the germs and stuff. But that doesn’t mean he lives in just any trash can! He lives in a clean one ☝️

AND he also decorated it with his name so other people know it’s his!

And so Danny has been here for a while now and realizes

Holy shit there’s hero’s here- you know what, why doesn’t he have hero’s back home?!

And being minorly annoyed jealous (but he’s never admitting that)he thought:

Well since there’s hero’s here already, guess I’m not needed.

.

.

.

Good. I’m tired af

And so Danny caries on his life, being content with his trash can and scaring whoever comes into his alley. It’s fun. Sure he sometimes needs to ugh overshadow people to feed his human side, but other than that.

It’s going great.

But Danny doesn’t realize that with Amity gone (or smth, you choose) which was his haunt, he slowly makes the trash can into his new haunt.

And slowly but surely, Danny’s beloved haunt trash can starts to become other worldly kinda.

Yk because of the ectoplasm.

So now Danny’s lovely trash can haunt has more space inside and- Hey Danny can actually sleep in it better!! And he got some company too!

In the form of blob ghosts.

Two actually.

They keep his trash can clean and help purifying some corrupted ectoplasm that he finds. Because for some reason this universe’s ectoplasm seems half way artificial and tastes a bit weird. Which is where the blob ghosts help out in.

Everything was great.

Danny was loving the trash can life style.

He has two blob ghosts friends. Which he named Sam and Tucker, and yea they couldn’t talk but that was fine.

He wasn’t lonely, he wasn’t. He had two very much talking friends like Sam and Tucker.

However one day two weirdly dressed people- oh they were hero’s.

Well anyway they found him, one woman stripper and one furry guy.

But it was on accident! He was just peaking out of his beloved haunt trash can, and they spotted him.

He stared, they stared back.

Then the woman stripper asked him questions, even when he said:

“Don’t mind me, have a nice day!”

But they just kept bother him and giving him weird looks and glances.

Which- rude.

Didn’t they see his mark on his haunt trash can? Obviously it means it’s his home, so they shouldn’t be bothering him still. He’s safe as can be.

Plus.

It’s not like he’s looking at them in suspicion and weirdness, I mean look at them! What kinda cheep knock off vampire fury mix and American stripper style clothing are those!

They should mind their own business!

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Just a silly lil drawing of this lmao, don’t mind me.

[mothnether]

John in pj's because i KNOW he would only wear comfortable clothing and im here for it. his jacket came to me in those delirious seconds before sleep

alt john where i realised i just recreated kim from disco elysium