#i need even more chaotic bisexual energy 🙏🙏

[graham--folger]

you want andrew garfield to be in venom 3 for a spiderman vs venom fight. i want andrew garfield to be in venom 3 so peter parker can make out with eddie brock. we are not the same

[wordy-little-witch]

Hiiii finals is kicking my ass n my eyebags are on fleek sjsjsjzjsjs pls dyh more oblivious buggy rizz hc n ideas?🙏

Good luck!! Get some rest, have a good snack, and do your best - that's all you can ever do, I'll always be proud of the efforts you put in ♡♡♡♡

I feel the gucci eye bags tho, dead serious I am Exhausted.

I don't have a lot of time or brain juice atm, but here's what I DO have for you, sweetheart!

✨️ Buggy's Blundering Rizz ✨️

• sometimes, he'll take a moment during the day, after a fight or a snack or something, just whip out a compact mirror and his lipstick and will do a touch up, just sharpening the lines or fixing the pigment. Sometimes, time constraints mean he has to multitask, and his crew knows firsthand how his voice evens ever so slightly while he's distracted. They will never get sick of it, though, the way that his smiles come a little easier, the way his eyes glint with half a million thoughts, the clear edges to his countenance and yet the softening of the defensive bits as well.

• Crocodile and Mihawk accidentally happen across Distracted Buggy Charm by chance. He's pouring over a map for a trade deal, putting his hair up, and talking out the thought process behind the food budget and arrangements there. They both pause for similar but differing reasons - for Crocodile, it's the actually really well thought out spiel the clown has, and then his smile and glinting eyes when the logia user looks up steals the businessman's breath; for Mihawk, there is a shift in the condensed maelstrom of Buggy's Haki, a shift in the chaotic whirlwind the clown was known for, the movements hiccupping before cohesively shifting into a shared direction with a nearly alarming strength of will. Buggy's microexpressions and movements himself merely arrest the swordsman further, sharp golden eyes committing that scene to memory without hesitation.

• Buggy has a lot of random skills that don't seem immediately important, but he's been just about everywhere and done just about everything. Including things people really, REALLY would not expect of him. He even worked retail for a while, and so he's got HELLA patience when he needs it. It's just... so much energy. On a bright note, he's also really good at organization, and he is the king of color coding - it's both a Buggy Thing and kinda an ADHD thing. He has a VERY specific organization thing, and he's also really aware of his surroundings - this leads to some really sweet, pull-out-all-the-stops shenanigans that gives people butterflies.

• Buggy doesn't do feelings halfway, he's either experiencing emotions through a fishbowl, going through the motions kinda, OR he is absolutely SMOTHERED in them. This includes love. Buggy loves with all he has and so he directs that love to his people. Yes, more than half the crew had some kind of crush on Buggy. Yes, the majority of the escapees are Simps for it. Yes, Buggy doesn't realize this in the slightest. He's just VIBING and sometimes people get all pink around him, not his problem but he WILL swing by the med tents, don't want his precious crew and men to be hurt if there's a cold or smth going around after all.

• Buggy is a cute stimmer. Most people out and about don't register it as such, or find some of them annoying, but his fans and crew and men find it charming as all hell because he stims with his Devil Fruit, clicking joints, or fiddling with his hair, or spinning. His Happiest Stims include happy flaps, spinning on his toes, and smooshing his own face or bouncing. On Extra Great Days, he even squeals, starry eyed and buzzing. It's absolutely adorable, and even the affectionate biting is well received.

• maybe a little more suggestive but he's also. Really flexible. He's got the bisexual afflicition of never sitting properly in a chair, and sometimes he'll have one leg thrown up over the arm, and he's got some seemingly inhuman flexibility that has nothing to do with his Devil Fruit, so sometimes he'll casually be sitting, sit up, lean forward, and it makes people go Oh My Seas Hello Sailor-