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eatsless · 3 months

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tmi but i just pooed one longer and thicker than my arm and it felt like i was giving birth and my clothes came off it was so bad. sweating on the toilet having hot flashes, could hear my heartbeat, full body skin itch as my immune system went haywire in panic. my shoes were clear across the room.

#i need a tshirt that says i survived a traumatic poo #my tummy hurt so bad i was crying #anyways now im skinty and have the zoomies and am febreezing the entire upstairs #text #text post #it almost didnt flush i was crying and praying #period poos feel like death but super cleansing

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