#i need a tag for angel and alastor friendship uhh
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Visit Tumblr Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Tumblr.com is the 103rd most visited website in the world.
Text
alastor: i love you, angel, but sometimes i can't fathom how you're "employed" by a man who has sex with a TV.
angel: i know, and he's not even a tube TV anymore. you wouldn't even get tickled in the face by the static if you kissed him.
alastor: ...why am i surprised that you've thought about this.
#ok real talk how would kissing vox even work#like does he have a full face in there or is it all just flat and his tongue can come out shdjdjhdjd#i guess light static on ur face would feel nice but flatscreens are like cold n shit#now im trying to think about it lmfao jfc#hazbin hotel#hazbin funnies#vox hazbin#alastor hazbin#angel dust#i need a tag for angel and alastor friendship uhh#alastor's web#ugh dhsdjshdjd
12 notes
·
View notes