#i named him 'zushi' btw

[aphel1on]

there has got to be a limit to how many times i can cry over one character

[honorary-knight-of-favonius]

For your grab n go, could you do #49 with scara? And can it be dom reader with he/him pronouns? Tysm!!

I was standing on the sidelines of a party that my friend Childe decided to drag me to after, ‘the breakup that ruined me’ at least that’s what Childe said. I was trying to stay by myself drinking a bit when a few girls came over with a guy.

“Hey~ our friend here thinks you're a cutie~” The girls were obviously drunk and the poor guy that they dragged over was most likely their driver, “Anyways, Zushi~ We’ll be on the dance floor. Join us with the hottie~” The girls then left. The boy sighed.

“I really should’ve stayed home.” He leaned on the wall next to me.

“You and me both.” The guy looked at me.

“Which one brought you against your will?” He asked, and I pointed to Childe.

“Said I had the worst breakup ever and needed to put myself out there.” The guy next to me laughed. He pointed at himself and said, “I need to get laid so I loosen up.” that made me join his laughing fit.

“What great friends we have.” I rolled my eyes.

“I know right!?” Throughout the party we talked and talked until he mentioned something.

“When Nora said I thought you were cute you didn’t seem grossed out. You gay too?” He asked

“Yeah, pretty gay. . .” I laughed

“Strange. . .Most guys I like are straight or taken. But you’re neither.”

“God, that sucks! Or, or they play with you feelings and say, oh yeah my not gay btw. Geez that shit fucking sucks.” I say

“You know what else sucks?” I hummed, “Me” I became flustered

“W-what? Woah!” I said

“Too strong?”

“N-no, unexpected is all” The boy got in front of me, he placed a hand on my chest with eyes that showed lust looked right into my eyes.

“So. . .mind if I get that dick of yours down my throat?” He asked

“F-fuck. . .I doubt you wanna get your throat fucked right here.” the male laughed and brought me outside to a car. He got me in the back of his car.

“Didn’t want to search for a room?” I ask, the male hummed and tugged my pants down.

“Give me your hands.” he did, I took a bandana I found tying them together and he looked at me, “You’re gonna cum untouched, got it?”

“Y-yes sir.”

“Master’s better, but sir’s good too.” I pet his head and smiled, “Now good boy better make good work of that throat of yours.” He nodded and downed my whole length. I watched his face, he was blushing and he teared up. I pet his head and he purred the vibrating around my cock triggered my hips to buck into his mouth and I came down his throat and he pulled off and swallowed the cum.

“F-fuck, sir you taste so good.” I soothed my thumb over his cheek and laid him down in the backseat.

“Hope ya know this car is gonna rock.”

“Just fuck me already sir~” I hummed and had the boy suck on two of my fingers while when he finsihed I circled his rim and dipped into his hole. I opened his ass slowly but as he whined for my dick.

“Want my dick? Yeah?” He nodded and I slid myself in. I started slow but as he got more comfortable I sped up until I was slamming my cock into his ass. His arms were hugging my neck and he looked like he was in euphoria.

“F-fuck, feels so good,” I cupped his head and he raised half of his body and kissed me, “C-cum in me. C-cum and make me your fuck toy~” He said. I chuckled.

“Wanna be my good boy?” He nodded, I thrusted harder, until he moaned out stating he was gonna cum, he was on the edge. I soothed his hair and after long I came filling the boy with my cum, he sighed dreamily and hugged my neck kissing me.

“S-so. . .wanna go on a date sir?” He asked

“Pfft, seems we did this out of order huh sweet boy.” He laughed and nodded, I pulled out and fixed myself up “Phone?” I asked, he handed his phone. I added my number and name and gave it to him.

“Text me, alright cutie.” He nodded and I planted a kiss on his forehead before leaving the car and texted Childe saying I might have a date and thank you before going home. He gave me a thumbs up.

[unforth]

So I have no idea what The Untamed is, but I keep seeing it show up on my dash. So I kinda want to check it out. Can you tell me if there's actual queer representation in it? Or is it more of a destiel kind of situation right now? (Love your fanfic btw)

ALRIGHT ANON I hope you’re ready to listen to me go the fuck off cause I’m so gonna because I fucking love this show!

Right off the bat, to answer the “is it more of a destiel kind of situation” the answer is absolutely fucking not, nor will it ever be, because The Untamed is 50 episodes long and complete, so where it is now is where it will always be. And where it is now...okay, so The Untamed is based on a novel called Modao Zushi (variously translated but the most commonly accepted is “Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation”). MDZS exists in five different versions - the original novel (complete), an animation (in progress), a comic (in progress), a radio drama (...actually I have no idea if it’s done...) and The Untamed (the live action TV show). 

What it is...it’s originally a Chinese BL danmei (a novel, in this case published serially on a subscription website) by an author who writes under the pseudonym Mo Xiang Tong Xiu. It’s xianxia, which is a genre of Chinese fantasy inspired by Chinese mythology, religion, martial arts, and all kinds of other stuff...as a Westerner coming in with no experience, it’s been a LOT to learn the genre tropes and I’m still getting the hang of it, but you don’t need to know anything to appreciate the show - I didn’t, and nor did many of my friends, and we’ve all loved it. It has a wonderful ensemble cast (...okay, well, full disclosure, it has a wonderful male ensemble cast, the women in the novel leave something to be desired, they’re much better fleshed out in The Untamed but I could still wish for more in that regard...) with tons of side shipping potential...like, my favorite character isn’t even one of the two in the main ship, and I’d honestly be hard pressed to even name a top five because I love them all so much, and there’s a side ship I love almost as much as the main ship, and is also so close to canon as makes no difference, at least imo. The plot is pretty well fleshed out (or at least the points that are nonsensical are surprisingly easy to ignore...if you’ve seen Jupiter Ascending it had some of the same feel in that regard, like “parts of this writing are a trash fire but I’m enjoying the overall effect so much that I don’t even care any more”). The sets and the costumes are absolutely fucking gorgeous and if the CGI for some of the monsters made me want to weep it was so bad...well, I was a fan of Hercules the Legendary Journeys in the 90s so I’m prepared to forgive a lot to watch hot guys kick some ass, and speaking of the hot guys...

The main ship is composed of this guy, Wei Wuxian...

He is a quintessential disaster bi and I love him and would die for him. The novel is told primarily from his PoV and even The Untamed tends to focus more on his angle than others.

His other half is this guy, Lan Wangji...

(okay the glasses are NOT canon but how am I supposed to resist that line??). He is rule-following, law-abiding, and I totally didn’t get him at first and now I adore him.

This is full enemies to lovers in the best possible way.

From a Destiel PoV, I basically write Wei Wuxian the same way I write Dean, and I basically write Lan Wangji the same way I write Castiel, and people tell me pretty often that they love my characterizations so...the personality parallels, they are strong.

Their ship is most commonly called WangXian. Are they canon? In the novel, yes. They are canon. They are literally married. They have actual explicit sex that you can read in all its glorious detail (actually I shouldn’t talk it up that much I didn’t personally enjoy the canon sex all that much but that’s a totally different topic). They are the most canon of canon, no holds barred, mano-a-mano, god I wish they’d use lube, I can tell you who canonically tops and bottoms and what their main kinks are, and they are so in love and there are ridiculous declarations at the worst possible moments and there’s a wedding...it’s canon. 

Now, China has some pretty crazy censorship laws that include making it an arrestable, punishable offense to make the queer explicit in the TV show. Thus, there is no explicit moment where, in The Untamed, they say, “yes we are a couple and we are in love.” However, the following things are canon:

-they are soulmates (link to gif set by @ohsesuns - the source for these two gifs, I hope you can forgive me just embedding them but someone asked me for a guide and I think just linking might not get the point across/require too much expectation of people clicking through...)

-they have their own theme song...which is called the portmanteau of their ship name (link to gif set by @wangxiians, with two used for demonstration purposes...again, my apologies for embedding them like this, I’ll pull them if you’d prefer) And mind you, in this scene, Lan Wangji just sang their song out loud while a montage played of important moments in their relationship with each other it is the gayest most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.

-THIS IS LITERALLY HOW THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER

-neither has a female love interest or any other romantic subplot or any kind of “fake out” and this is the way Lan Wangji looks every time Wei Wuxian is like, “you’re never gonna get a girlfriend with that attitude” (labeled as by someone named mabomanji on a website called tenor that I’ve never used before...)

-DID I MENTION THIS IS HOW THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER

-oh and they have a son...sort of...close enough...okay it’s way more complicated than that but whatevs I don’t want to spoil all the fun...

-OH MY GOD I ALMOST FORGOT TO MENTION THE HANDFASTING? Lan Wangji constantly lets Wei Wuxian touch the “sacred headband that only family members and loved ones can touch” and at one point to protect Wei Wuxian he wraps it around each of their wrists (source for this screen cap is a set on twitter by krayziewes)

I’m sure at least three people will look at this and be like HOW DID YOU LEAVE OUT THIS OTHER THING and all three things they name will be DIFFERENT because the show is just that fucking gay.

So you ask me, is it like Destiel?

With Supernatural, with Destiel, the show writers, producers, everyone, strings us along, giving us just enough to think we’ve got a chance. The only risk they face in making it canon would be a drop in rating and alienation of some of the fanbase and yet they refuse to do it. I do not believe and have never believed that Destiel will be canon, and my reaction is constant disappointment, because seriously, what would it cost them to show it? Absolutely fucking nothing, especially now that it’s ending now, but they won’t. (okay, that’s just my opinion, I guess the last few episodes will show...but I at least have zero hope.)

With The Untamed...with Wangxian...literally everyone involved in The Untamed risked being disappeared by the Chinese government and actual imprisonment to make the show as gay as humanly possible without quiiiiiiiiiiite crossing the line into explicit queerness. Behind the scenes footage makes it clear that the entire cast and production crew have read the novel. The crew jokingly refers to Wei Wuxian as Lan Wangji’s wife (yeah, sorry, there’s some splashes of misogyny especially in the novel) and the looks on any of the actors’ faces when they’re interviewed and asked about (female) love interests are honestly fucking priceless...but no one can say it out loud, no one can make it explicit in the purest sense, because they risk their livelihoods, their families, their futures, their lives, if they say in reply to that interviewer, “um are you a fucking moron didn’t you realize there WAS a romance in the show and it was between two men?” But everyone with a half a brain knows. It’s not subtle. It’s not a secret. My straight cis male friend who is watching keeps screaming at me about how gay it is and he’s only on like episode 10.

Would I kill for a canon kiss or an actual traditional love declaration?

Yes, of course, I’d love that. 

But do I think WangXian isn’t canon in The Untamed just because it isn’t shown in those most simplistic terms?

Oh my god it is so canon WangXian are husbands and they are in love and they live for each other and it’s amazing and I adore theeeeeeeeeeeem. 

Wangxian. Are. Canon.

[xyliane]

I know this isn’t part of the mashup fic meme, but do you have any thoughts on a celebrity au for killugon? (Your ideas are wonderful btw I love everything you’ve answered so far!)

DO I??? :D I am delighted you asked, nonny, I love AUs a lot.

full disclosure, I think I’ve talked about this with @wuzzyletoastermac (who is also excellent at all things headcanon-y and AU-ish) and @trashsketch or @ikarikari (I think? also A++ AUs the both of them). but I like the idea of a celebrity AU where killua’s a former teen heartthrob actor who is still regarded as a spectacular actor in his mid-to-late 20s, but who has also dropped out of the spotlight for two reasons:

1, he wants to direct. he wants to do something that’s his, where he can get this script he’s been sitting on for years at this point to life. an indie thing, sure, but without nepotism, where he can learn and grow on his own.

2, alluka has recently begun her own acting career, and has her first starring role not as “trans actress alluka zoldyck” but as “actress alluka zoldyck who happens to be trans”. she’s starring in a romcom and has a bright future ahead, and killua doesn’t want to overshadow that. 

3, he’s burnt out.

due to 2 and 3, he decides to watch alluka’s red carpet debut from the comfortable pajamas of his own home, eating peanut butter stuffed pretzels and making notes on all of the ridiculous fashion surrounding alluka and kalluto, who’s accompanied her as her wingperson for the evening. they primarily do costume design, and are in cahoots with killua for his movie idea. 

alluka, meanwhile, is very nervous. it’s her first red carpet event where she’s the star, kalluto had to go talk business with one of their cohort, and now she’s trying to remember how to smile in front of flashing lights, and one of the photographers takes her aside and tells her the stupidest joke in the world. she’s laughing so hard she’s almost crying. 

the photographer grins and offers her a handkerchief, conveniently shading her from the rest of the photography. “my friend leorio told me that one when I was at my first event,” he says. “stupid jokes make smart people laugh. my name’s gon.”

while alluka can’t convince him to be her date for the red carpet (gon’s a seasoned freelancer for a Big Magazine and other publications, he’s not dressed for the red carpet), she does rope him into covering the afterparty. where she and kalluto both get wasted.

so gon takes them home in his...well, he does get paid pretty okay, but he’d really like a more environmentally-conscious car, and all of this gets lost on kalluto. drunk!alluka puts this away for later. later being when she rolls up to killua’s apartment, drags gon in by his arm, and insists on telling killua everything about how great this photographer guy is.

killua, who had watched a hot photographer hit up his sister, and was conveniently at the same after-party according to ikalgo and zushi.

who had escorted his siblings out of said party, not any of the three people he’d threat-asked to escort.

who also knows killua’s filmwork, not necessarily for killua’s acting, but for the cinematography, and has Opinions.

and who killua recognizes his work, for taking tasteful and well-lite photos that don’t at all fit normal red carpet schlock. plus his whole instagram feed. and hadn’t realized how great a smile he had, cuz gon is so rarely photographed. (a problem some people demand should be fixed, immediately, in suits.)

long story short, alluka wins a BAFTA, kalluto wins at least three oscars in their collaborations, killua gets into indie directing, and gon reveals he’s always wanted to do cinematography--and has done some good storyboarding via photographs. (he gets into location scouting after awhile, in addition to photography-based storyboarding and coloring.)

AUs! mash-ups! all the things!