#i miss the good old days of mighty beanz and silly bands and littlest pet shop and bayblades 😫

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Sealand with a toy review channel but not exactly a traditional toy review channel.

Yes, he does in fact review popular(or interesting) modern toys such idk Baby Yoda? New Lego sets, Hot wheels play set, that cursed disgusting flamingo thats definitely been modled after a specific fetish. Stuff like that! But he'll also review toys he's never opened that England had bought him back in the 60s and so on. They aren't like valuable saught out collectables like Cabbage Patch or Beanie Babies, those he's aware he shouldn't open after a lot of people came for him when he unboxed a mint condition 1985 Teddy Ruxpin(he never opened it because it gave him literal nightmares whilst awake that Christmas morning. Still kinda does.). His review scale is like 1-5 Swedish dads because Sweden in a fan favorite cameo on the channel even tho Finland is always the one supervising and appeares so frequently(hes smaller and can fit just outside of the frame but still close enough in case Sea gets hurt). Its really not favoritism and not people hating Fin. Its just because Sea talks about him a lot and even so not much is known about the elusive shy Swedish dad.

Sealand just tries to have as much fun as possible reviewing them. He doesn't do sponserships because he thinks theyre boring as hell. Fans or passerbys are always confused about Sea because he often sounds like an old man— like his wording I mean. He has done a Q&A before and people asked about it and his frequent response was "Well I am a 60s baby." They think its just a gag so they proceed to ask if he knows what certain internet slang words are. "Do I know what pog is? Of course I do! Its a little cap game, I used to have a whole collection back in the 90s but then I lost them somewhere at my oldest brother's house." "'Ok boomer'? Oh yeah. I get that from my younger brother a lot during arguments." "Clout? Pardon me, but did you mispell cloud? I've never heard that slang word before...." "Periodt? ....do you mean peridot?"