#i miss playing dnd :pensive:

[welp0w0]

haha get raggedy ann-ified idiot

(drawing my pc, Bos, and the rest of her party for our campaign :D haron is neither npc nor pc but a secret 3rd option, dw about it)

drew them all of them with doll-like proportions bc i had the rag dolly on the brain, they are all now marketable plushies >:3c

Bos belongs to me

Xanthus belongs to @benzenoicbenzen

Haron belongs to @haron-stoneham

Hazel belongs to @chaoskid

Pogs belongs to @jarlyd

Virtuoso belongs to @delphionix

[thedegu]

For no particular reason I gave taken pictures of all of my d20s, and I am posting them with rankings under the cut

All the names listed for these dice are just what I've given them. I don't remember what company has made any of these, so don't ask lmao. They are listed with the character associated with them if applicable. From worst to best, we have:

Chunk 1 D. To be fair to this die, it is meant to keep track of HP in MTG, not to be rolled. That being said, she has a lot of manufacturing defects, to the point I'd never roll her because, well, there is no way she's balanced. However that does not excuse the really shotty paintjob and overall low craftsmanship, she lives inside the bag of holding unless I'm playing mtg and want to keep track of hp with her-- which I usually don't because I both have a better tracking dice in her sister as well as an app and a paper tracker.

Chunk 2, D, Look, I will roll you in a pinch, but blame your brother that I try not to. even though your craftsmanship is much higher wality and you're opaque so I cant see any possible air bubbles inside of you, I just don't trust you like that. I know you came in clutch with that one nat 20 for Madea's save against her father's effect, but look at your brother. Would you trust your manufacturing if you knew that's where you were made, too? I will use you to keep track of HP during commander nights, though, I promise.

Lesbian <3. D, these were hand made dice I bought at a pride fair and I wish I could give them a higher score but they roll like hand-made dice :pensive: like its notable how many times river rolled a 17 with this girl so she's been gently placed in the bag of holding until further notice. she's also super hard to read and you can hardly see the flag in any of the dice in the set outside of the d6. i wannnntttt tooooo loooovvvveeeee youuuuuu

Asphalt, C, bought this D20 on a whim as a single dice. I don't think I've ever rolled it. I've always just reached out for any other dice at the time, including its sister, Funfetti. I guess I should start reaching for this one instead because, given how much Funfetti has been defiant, maybe her sibling will be more competitive.

Berry Blue(jeans), C my first ever dice for DMing but he came in that welcome to dnd bookset with lost mines of phandelver. It has perfectly useable dice but has little nostalgia, even for being my first dm set. does have the knock against it that *technically* my dad bought it for me. But I don't hold it against him too bad; he just doesn't have much pizazz ya feel?

Black n blood, C, I dont rmemver why i bought this, I think it was for a barbaiain character I never really got to play but either way, I don't think I've ever really used this set, it feels basic but it does have more pizzaz then the dice above the stark matte black with the blood red numbers has some flair but I've never really felt the need to roll this set when I have my blood bone set that fills the same niche and are one of my favorites

snow stone| Rossien, C, I don't have too much to say about this die beyond its surprisingly hard to read and, rolls meh.

Sea Dragon, C, is one of my oldest sets of dice and only gets a B because of that. It was the second set of dice I ever bought, but they have ended up in dice jail more than once, brining down their score. They're also super slippery and hard to pick up because of that.

MAGIC! B, i dont remember buying this dice nor ever using them, but boy are they pretty <3 they are in my current rotation of dice

girliepop, B, while i love his color and texture girliepop is just so beat to shit that I hesitate to use it anymore. She's one of my older sets but the one who has aged least gracefully. Im missing a few dice from the set, and the d20 itself is pretty beat to shit from different moves and interactions with pets I wish I did you better girliepop but you're still cute

Funfetti, A, oh, Funfetti, you are the dice that inspired this list. How you always roll exactly one under a verbally set DC so well and so reliably. If I want to miss that DC by a hair, I know who to pick.

Metal Steam | Xavia, A. soild rolls feels good to roll and is easy to read. I don't have much to say besides that

Blood Bone, S, this dice is sooo nice to roll, with its matte surface and good contrast between the numbers and the face. probably my favorite dice to roll, if not use. they're also really good at death saves while mid at most other things wich feels fitting imo

Ace Dice! (ace dice ace dice ace dice), S, a gift from my sibling and my only metal dice, is only on the bottom of S-tier because she's really hard to read and difficult to roll. I love playing and fidgeting with you, but I'd actually rather roll just about any other dice in my collection. You're one of my favorite to handle, and I love showing you to people because you're so much fun to hold and play with, but I wish there was more contrast between the numbers and the faces.

forest green | Ida, S, my first ever set of dice I bought for myself. She's had many characters under her belt, Xavia, Ida, Xildi, Koli, to name a few, but she's so dependable and a GREAT storyteller. if I have an important roll to make, I almost always pick this dice to roll

Purple Magic| ale, S, a gift from @halfandhalfling, from inside a bar of soap. This dice has been through a lot with me and Ale. I almost exclusively use this dice to roll for ale if I'm not using Foundary, it's had some major clutch moments as well as some devastating failures (girliepop cannot make a save for their life) but it is one hell of a storyteller.

Dino | Tyblin, S, a gift from @ijltln the whole set has little dinosaur figures in them and I love them so much, it frustrates me that I couldn't get a good picture of the d20 because it also has my favorite dino in it.

Phinox Fire | Madea, S, a gift from @theboombardbox, this is a liquid-core dice, and it's so much fun to roll. She does not have too many stories connected in her storytelling but she's just so damn pretty that I don't care.

Jaguar's eye | acamapichtli, S, there is going to be a theme for my s-tier as this was a gift from @halfandhalfling. They are the only set of gem dice I own but god, they're so much fun to roll and were clutch during the ancient history arc. They are also my newest set of dice!

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(dis)Honorable mentions

Foundary dice roller: C, I want to like you more than I do, but you've burned me one too many times. Your tools are making my life easier by doing the math, which is reduced by the constant, absolutely abismial rolls. Me and my entire group going whole sessions unable to roll above a 10 on you, is just -- you'd rate yourself this way too if you were me, especially after that beach encounter You know what you did boundary, and you need to do a lot to get that faith back

Roll20 dice roller: D, you can almost see the pattern in the dice rolls. This website's RNG feels way too predictable and almost weighted. it never feels good to roll on Roll20

Google Dice: C Whenever I don't trust Foundary and am too lazy to go get my physical dice, I use you. You roll pretty well and what feels fair. Your interface is easy to use and fun to watch, but you are brought down from an A to a C because, sadly, you are Google.

Random dice roller app i downloaded 10 years ago: A, similar interface to the google one but just on my phone, I should just use this when Foundary is being a bitch tbh, but I always forget I have the app. You might be super old and are probably filled with viruses but you get the job done and I'm thankful for that

[apterydek]

After a year of jockhood

A year of jockhood came and went, daily workouts, buzzed head, sweaty gym shorts. Though you were stronger and more comfortable than ever, you missed being preppy. Looking back at the old photos from when you wore chinos and polos instead, you remembered how you felt then: disappointed you weren’t living the jock life.

“I’m not sure what to do,” you confess to Sir. He’s the one putting you through your paces, holding you to your meal plan. He was the one who gave you your first buzz, clippers set to 1. “Though I’m living my fantasy, and I feel confident, I keep feeling like I’m missing out on all the other versions of me. This was supposed to be my final transformation, and despite all the mental training, I just can’t stick with it. I’m sorry Sir, I fear I’ve disappointed you. I know you’ve put so much effort into training me.”

Sir isn’t angry, nor let down. He’s pensive, eyes out of focus, forehead furrowed. Then, with a sudden smile, he starts: “Boy, it’s no problem. I’ve seen this before. Sensed that it might happen. It’s just that I wanted you to have the full jock experience you were so dedicated to when we first started. I know just what to do. Another year of training—”

“Another year?” you blurt in disbelief.

“Shush, boy,” he continues, stern now. “This year will be unlike the last year. Rather than get you deep into one identity, we’ll change things up every month. We’ll explore all the different versions of you. Then decide what to do next. Who knows, maybe you’ll be begging to go back to jock mode.”

Your mouth is open. “W..well…” you say, processing what Sir’s suggesting. It tingles, excitement gripping you, and you decide to comply. “Yes Sir!” you shout. He’s already thinking of what you’ll become, and within the week, you’re given your first identity.

January you kept your hoodies and trainers, but grew out your hair slightly on top even as the sides were shaved. You wore a steel necklace and a tracksuit. Manspreading, walking with a swagger. Drinking and cursing. Watching porn. Sir would catch you by surprise and pin you against the wall, getting his pleasure from you. You loved the sudden lack of discipline, the spontaneity, the cockiness.

February your hair was long enough to part and slick. Your wardrobe was entirely replaced with white briefs and singlets, gray and blue dress shirts, smart slacks, knee socks, shined shoes and even a pair of short elasticated wool shorts for home. You tucked in your shirt every day, followed a structured schedule, and learned the basics of piano and French every evening. Sir would spank you for the smallest transgressions. You came to enjoy his discipline, the way your energy was controlled and focused on learning.

March your hair kept growing. You returned to sporty shorts with matching silky shirts. Leg day every day. Running, endurance. Sir had chosen only two outfits for you to wear. It made decisions easy. He chose your food carefully for energy. By the end of all the workouts you’d be ready to head to bed, but you were quizzed on football stats every day from the games you spent hours watching. You lived through your team’s performance, trained hard to emulate your favorite players. Sport, sport, sport. The month passed quickly.

April you didn’t get a haircut, just put a little hair gel in it. Polos and khakis or bright, short shorts. Boat shoes. You started to drink again. Spent lots of time on social media, taking lots of selfies with vapid pearly smiles. A lot of them involved golf, which you were now taking up. Sir got you invited to a party on a yacht. Little discipline again, just spending money, and enjoying the money others spent, and the respect everyone gave you.

May you used a straight iron and bobby pins. Pink crop tops and pink high tops. Became a go-go dancer, shaking your butt every time someone slipped a sweaty dollar bill down the waistband of your glittery hot pants. Pumped your nips every night and morning. Sir worked your hole every morning until you could take a plug, then a thick dildo, then a fist. Sometimes, after your shows, you’d get the chance to fit other guys’ hands up your hole too. It felt good to be desired, great to be a slut, and utterly fabulous to be so flamboyant.

June you got a cut in front and a trim in the back. Button-ups with the snaps, tucked into tight Wranglers and secured with a massive belt buckle. You listened to country music the entire time you were awake. Spent time hunting and fishing, dressed in camo and/or waders. Beaten-up T-shirts and trucker caps half the time. Cowboy hats the other half. It was relaxing getting back into nature, relaxing listening to repetitive songs, relaxing to slip completely into this identity and hear the voices of anxiety silenced. Some time every day, Sir gave you hearty pats on the back, and butt, and you embraced him, totally at ease.

July you awoke in briefs and a singlet again. An extra-large polo shirt, sweater vest, and loose polyester dress pants were stuffed over you, and you were taken to a barbershop and given a tight waxed horseshoe flattop with a white, shiny, wide landing strip. Glasses for good measure too. The only fun you had was DnD, but mostly you were too busy reading academic papers, solving logic puzzles, and arguing with strangers on Quora to spend much time on the DnD sessions. Sir would turn the Internet off at 9 every night, though, and you’d have to wake up early the next day to catch up on your online pursuits. It felt good to know more than anyone else...except Sir, of course.

August you got tired of feeling like other guys were about to bully you and became the bully instead. Buzzed again, gym shorts, tank tops, lifting, protein shakes and meal plans: all the things you’d gotten tired of six months ago, but which seemed so comfortable and natural now. You almost didn’t want to continue the cycle of transformations. Begged Sir, naked and on your knees, your prominent pecs quivering slightly. Sir denied you. You needed still more discipline.

September you were to follow a detailed schedule to the minute. Your buzz was shaved daily on the back and sides, clippered to a 0.5 on top. You were issued one set of clothes for PT, and one set of clothes for day-to-day wear: a polo and cargo pants with stiff black boots that gave you blisters. There was a final set of clothing for dinners and special outings: a dress shirt secured with shirt stays, immaculately creased trousers, mirror-shined black shoes. Punishments were severe and severely boring: standing at attention for hours, endless sets of push-ups, and marches in circles with the sun beating on your shorn head. Despite the unpleasantness, you felt proud to be held to such a strict standard, and to comply with it at least most of the time. Sir would occasionally reward your compliance with a treat like a single ice cream bar or 20 minutes of free time.

October you asked again to become a jock, or a frat boy, again, but Sir, tight-lipped, shook his head. You hadn’t learned your lesson. Stripped of all clothing, you winced as you were shaved head to toe, and a chastity cage was forced on and locked. You were rubbed with lube before being covered in a thick black rubber suit that covered your entire body, zips held closed with a dozen miniature padlocks. You were let out of rubber only for your brief, intense workouts—for public matters, a thinner rubber suit that left your arms and legs exposed was fastened on you, after which you donned a plain black T-shirt, black jeans, black Converses and a black snapback. Half the time, a large plug was shoved up your ass. You didn’t have a strict schedule any more, but the punishments more than made up for it. Perhaps your entire existence was one punishment. You were beaten, forced into painful positions, your balls stretched, made to drink piss and eat from the floor. You slept in a large dog cage. Slowly, you got used to it, hastened by Sir’s hypnosis and brainwashing sessions. You realized how much effort Sir was putting into the training and resolved not to disappoint him again. The border between pain and pleasure disappeared, and you grew content in the moment, constant intense sensations forcing your attention on the present. For Halloween you were paraded out in your full rubber suit, a collar and leash around your neck.

November you knelt, bound, ready for the next layer of intensity, for a fresh round of humiliation and torture. You accepted whatever Sir might inflict upon you. But he untied you, let you out, gently cleaned you in the bathtub, and had you lie on a towel. It was only when you felt a soft, pillowy sensation enveloping your chastity cage that you realized what he’d planned. You had a large wardrobe of brightly colored T-shirts and pants and a full rack of chunky sneakers. There were rules, of course, particularly around bedtime, screen time, and getting your diaper changed, but you were otherwise free to play as you wished. The lack of punishment initially seemed wrong, like cheating, but you settled into your new pampered lifestyle as Sir gently encouraged you and occasionally told you life stories to learn from. By the end of the month, you were making cucumber sandwiches like a pro, wearing a cartoon sandwich T-shirt and overalls.

December Sir trimmed the sides and back of your head, undressed you, unlocked you from chastity, and showed you to yet another set of clothing. You couldn’t make heads or tails of it, but he didn’t tell you what you were supposed to become, just smiled and walked out of the room. No kinky gear or implements anywhere, just a fleshlight in the back of the drawer, behind the boxer shorts and miscellaneous patterned shirts and jeans. Sir just kind of...left you alone, not telling you when to wake up or what any consequences of anything would be. With the horniness from the previous months of chastity and discipline built up, you started to jerk off at least three times a day. Sitting at the dinner table with Sir eating pizza, you asked him what this was all about. It felt so wrong.

“Boy, this month I’m showing you what you haven’t had for several years: a ‘normal’ lifestyle. No control, no schedule, no denial, no punishments, just...freedom. You shouldn’t forget, I can give you any transformation I desire, and this month I want you to be a regular guy. What’s light without shadow, a vessel without the internal emptiness, a crisp autumn day without the muggy summer before it?”

Almost crying at this point, you nodded. You’d taken all this kinky artifice for granted, assumed that last month was Sir’s way of letting you off easy even though you were in diapers. You had gotten so accustomed to Sir’s control that you’d let yourself get tired of living your deepest fantasies as a prep and a jock.

You stood up. “Sir,” you started, about to apologize, about to thank him, about to tell him how much you loved him, but you pushed your face into his and gave him a deep kiss, inserting your tongue, feeling his warm mouth relax in pleasure. You hugged him tight, and he hugged you tighter, and you were together, equals now. Wait, equals? That didn’t feel right.

You pulled his arms behind his back and scowled. “I love you. That’s why I’m going to do to you what you did to me. We’ll start with you as a jock.” Sir’s eyes widened. You kept your face stern, but worried he’d find some way to punish you. Suddenly, Sir sat up and straightened his shoulders. “Sir, yes Sir!” he yelled. And so, another year began, with a Sir and boy playing through various transformations, except the Sir and boy were reversed this time, and a few times, for a month at a stretch, they’d stop and live as equals, just to appreciate what they had. Appreciate each other they most certainly did.

[spacetrashpile]

answer 31 and 14 and 68 for levi from the dnd asks :]

AUGH I havent gotten to play levi in so long i miss him ty for this

14. what is something they love about themself?

Levi loves a lot about himself I think! Mostly his ability to play music and his magic though. He wasn't really supposed to be a caster, so he likes that he was able to take his own course in life, and he just likes playing the flute for people.

31. they’re given a blank piece of paper–what do they do with it?

Depends on the situation tbh, if the party is in downtime he might write a journal entry (he has a journal, but hey, free paper) or if they're actively adventuring either a map or a note (he's a druid so no message cantrip for him :pensive:)

68. what was the best moment of their life?

Probably finding his current party :). It was a stressful time but he was glad to have somewhere to belong after leaving home.

[allbornofink]

DOUBLE BINGO *mic drop*

...

*awkwardly retrieves mic from floor*

Um...

...some caveats and near misses:

Technically, I play 5 instruments. But I usually play them 1 at a time. Unless you count singing and playing; in which case it’s 6 instruments.

I’ve only very recently started to enjoy wearing flannel. So I wouldn’t necessarily define my fashion style as purely ‘flannel’. But I do think it really suits me.

I’ve been informed by friends that my definition of ‘very late’ is actually not that late at all. But the same friends have been just as baffled by me turning up to things more than an hour beforehand. 

I am mildly fascinated by DnD and will undoubtedly end up playing it. I’m just waiting for the right people to be available at the right time.

I have worn my bow-ties in my hair in the past. Must try it again some time.

I like to think I have ‘resting pensive face’. But never got the hang of using emojis. 

NBLW        

:)

[welp0w0]

Fuck it, its old art posting time.

here it is, angst of my DND character

Context underneath:

a good friend, @haron-stoneham wrote a short fic about the backstory of the character, Bos, that im playing as in our current campaign.

SO OF COURSE I GOTTA DRAW FANART OF HER FANFIC OF MY BLORBO!!!

(god i miss playing her and i miss our DnD campaign so much, im suffering from Acute DND Withdrawal :pensive:)