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im in mourning over v2 this week.
#i miss my beautiful wife#v2 my dearest#v2 my stupid#my blorbie#i lov her#So Normal#Hhgggsggghrhrhggh#sobbing rolling on the floor#i miss my vittu#I need V2.#Someone please#I MISS HER#V2 PLEASE COME HOME IM CRYING#IM SOBBING V2 I WILL TAKE SUCH GOOD CARE OF YOU#PLEASSESSEEE VEETWO#V2 please we can talk this out just come home already#(jm delusional)#guys newblood will announce the plushies next week guys /s#ill be able to get veetwo this time guys /s#Insert sisyphus pushing that boulder here#I wNt my wife to come home#V2 baby please i miss you#V2 please.#vumo
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this one is under the cut because it is NSFW. dialogue only, so not that explicit. minor references to puppy play.
Puppy's new trick, part one.
"Bojan, hei, listen I'm sorry now is really bad time for video call, can I call you- Bojan, are you-?"
"Naked, yeah."
"Oh fuck."
"Exactly. Where are you?"
"Going to studio."
"You sure this is a bad time?"
"Really bad time. Fuck you look good."
"I do, don't I. But it's a bad time for you so I guess I'll just end the call and uhh.."
"And what?"
"Have my own fun. Without you."
"You can't wait half hour?"
"I could... but I don't think I want to."
"Bojan please."
"Please what?"
"I want see, please."
"Well you're looking at me right now."
"Bojan I have record label boss in studio right now, waiting for me."
"Looks like one of us is going to have to keep waiting. The boss or me. And I really don't think it should be me. Because you see.. see this right here? I don't think it's fair to keep me waiting rock hard like this, do you?"
"Vitun vitun vittu."
"Did you just close your eyes? And here I thought you said I looked good."
"That's the problem! I can't walk into studio with my dick like- like- like lipputanko watafak is lipputanko in English I can't think- fuck! I can't look at your lipputanko and not get it too."
"I don't know that word but if you don't want to see that... then maybe this? You gave me this one, you remember? You said every puppy needs a cute tail, right?"
"Ei saatana, Bojan."
"How long is that boss of yours around, hmm?"
"He said he have half hour."
"Okay. Well I'm going to give you twenty minutes, starting from the end of this call. I can be a good puppy for twenty minutes but no more, not a minute more."
"Okei, okei twenty minutes."
"You said you want to see, yes?"
"Yes, fuck yes."
"So call me back, before the twenty minutes is up."
"I call you?"
"Yes. Because if you feel your phone in your pocket vibrating, that's me letting you know that you are missing it, right at that moment, and puppy is not playing anymore, okay?"
"You mean if I don't call you- "
"Then I will be hitting the call button just in time to let you know I'm coming. It'll be like I'm coming in your pocket. You'll know it's happening... but boohoo, you will not get to see it. Might even have to look your boss in the eye while knowing I'm coming all over myself."
"Jumalauta sä oot julma. You are bad, bad puppy Bojan!"
"And you have a record boss to talk to. Twenty minutes! Hurry along now!"
"Fuck - I'm calling you! Seventeen minutes! No, sixteen!"
"I - ah, that feels good - I hope so, for your sake."
"Stop touching your dick, Bojan!"
"Ahh, nope. Tick, tock. Bye now!"
"Perhana! Vitun Bojan."
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⋆˖⁺‧₊☽ 𖤓 ☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ He doesn't believe that he thought he would get out of the palace alone but the flare prince isn't surprised when he feels a present behind him and sure enough he is met with a set of two very large jade eyes looking at him with concern painted through their vision.
"Isoveli, where are you going?" The boy of white sounds as he starts to look around as if to see if the woman of the sapphire glow is anywhere to be seen - but yet it seems the Northern Lights are also missing.
"Shhhh." The elder prince starts. "Pikkuveli keep your voice down."
And the boy's brows raise as his shoulders slump and he feels a hand reaching out to take him by the wrist and pull.
"There's a light show going on at festival square." He says in a hushed voice. "Now do you want to go see it or not?"
"You know we're not supposed to - "
"Pilvi do I look like I give a damn about what we are and aren't supposed to do?"
The younger is shaking his head at his brother's words as he sighs.
"Alright then. So we leave now before Revon and Safiirin figure out where we are and we'll be back before it gets too dark and no one will ever know."
"But how do we get there? We can't just go out as we are. We stand out like - " And a brownish colored cloak is being tossed to the younger prince as the elder rolls his eyes near all the way to the back of his head.
"- Put that on. We can't wear our own cloaks. They're too bright and you'll stand out like a beacon. Keep your head covered."
They shouldn't be up to this at their ages but it seems some things never change. The young does as he's told, slipping the brown fabric over his shoulders and bringing the hood up over his head to hide the snow colored locks that frame his face as the elder looks him over bringing up his own hood.
"I borrowed them from some of the palace workers and we'll give them back when we get back. Now let's g-"
"-I can't leave without my sword. Mother and Father said I have to bring it every where."
"And where is it?"
"In my room."
"Well it can stay there. There's no way you're bringing the Holy Blade into town and having us not get caught."
There is an uneasy look on the face of the younger, but still he follows anyway. He follows as he always has as they make their ways through the palace halls, and to the closest room with a balcony so the two of them can fly down the city square and the crowd that is filling it is thick and loud.
The elder finds himself taking his brother by the hand and pulling to get them through the crowd as quickly as possible. Festival square isn't that much farther but he feels Pilvi's hand release his own and as he turns around to scold him, a fiery gaze watches in horror as all color leaves his brother's face in an instant and suddenly he's crashing to the ground in a heap.
"Pikkuveli!"
There is no attempt to keep his voice down or curb his tone. This was... this was a bad idea. They couldn't even make it to the square before Pilvi was collapsing like he did just last year. Last Year....
And his mind is filled with panic in an instant. Hands on the unconscious form of white, shaking him as he practically begs his brother to wake up.
"Wake up, Pilv'. Wake up. Pilv' don't do this to me, it isn't funny."
But the younger doesn't budge and he's growing paler by the second. His breathing is slow in that eerie sort of what that he had last year directly after the ritual and they thought he ...
"No no no no no, do not do this to me again."
Is this a side effect of the ritual? Is this a side effect of the Celestial Mother's power? Pilvi never used to collapse like this. They used to be able to make it so much further in town before they got caught - and it's taking everything in him not to scream in frustration as feels all the eyes around them and staring at them.
"Wait - isn't that? That's Prince Usva and - that's Prince Pilvi!!"
Vittu. He doesn't have time for this. He can't let anyone get close to -
He can feel himself panicking as he works to gather his sibling up into his arms and he thanks the skies above that still to this day Pilvi weighs next to nothing. For being fourteen - he better. He's got weight to him but it's nothing he can't handle. He just has to get himself to stop shaking.
It makes him wonder if anyone has even noticed they're gone yet or - Don't think about it Usva, just fly. As fast as you can. Just get him back to someone. Anyone.
Father is probably working. Mother will lose her mind. Revon is probably still looking for Pilvi so that means he'll be hard to find - he doesn't care about formalities at this point. He's flying through the palace halls as quickly as he can to come crashing into the same room he spends the beginning of every day in.
"Setä Sinfonia!!" He yells practically throwing the words out of his chest in a panic. A title he hasn't uttered in over a decade but he doesn't care right now. Pilvi doesn't have time for him to care.
He watches as the man jerks upright, drops the pen in his hand and turns in urgency, as if a different part of him was brought back from the dead at the sound of such a form of address.
"Usva what - Pilvi!! Put him on the couch. What happened?! Wait - why are you - Did you sneak out AGAIN?!"
"I'm sorry! We wanted to see the light show! I was going to go alone but Pilvi caught me so, of course I took him with me, and we were in the crowd and then he let go of my hand and when I turned around he collapsed. He won't wake up. It's like the ritual all over again. I can't get him to wake up. Do something."
There's tears in the corners of his eyes as he practically pleads with his uncle to act and the man is doing his best to hold himself together as he nods that he's listened. The only thing the flare prince can do is take the hand of that of the cloud as he sets on the floor next to the couch so he doesn't have to leave his side.
"Stay with Pilvi and get those cloaks off. Your Father will have your hides if he knows you snuck out again. I'll be back. Pilvi will be okay Usva. Breathe. Breathe for me and stay with him. I'll get help."
He doesn't know if he's ever seen the musician take off so fast before but he's gone in a blur of brown and orange before much else can be said.
_
He can't go to Liekki in this situation and Palo won't give him the time of day. Helakan is - on the other side of the fucking palace.... so is Ametisti and Mother isn't going to help much. Taivas is with - Helakan as he should be.
Hopefully he hasn't left yet and he's throwing the door to his classroom open in a blind panic, heaving to catch his breath as he locks eyes on the other musician with the complexion draining out of his face more and more with every passing second.
"WAIT."
He sounds in urgency. "You can't go home. I need your help. I can't find Revon. I need someone! Anyone! Pilvi collapsed."
||| @aquaticsoul - He's... frantic... and terrified.
#v; reliving the nightmare#v; the child of white || before the fall#guest muse: usva / kiri#guest muse: opettaja sinfonia#tw; long post#tw; blackout#tw; panic#tw; panic attack#tw; passing out#// pikkuveli = little brother#// isoveli = big brother#// vittu = fuck#// Setä = Uncle
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A Pit Crew stud is now a contestant on Drag Race España
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A Pit Crew stud is now a contestant on Drag Race España
Spanish Pit Crew stud turned drag queen Megui Yeillow has made herstory in the Drag Race franchise.
This week, Drag Race España announced the 12 fierce queens vying for the title of Spain’s Next Drag Superstar in the fourth season.
Megui Yeillow is the first Pit Crew member to join the show as a contestant in the competition.
The 32-year-old hottie appeared on the first three seasons of Drag Race España, as well as the inaugural season of España All Stars.
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Now in her Meet the Queens profile, Megui Yeillow shares that she comes from the city of Ecija.
As the self-declared “muscular queen of the season”, she said her strengths are “doing bench presses, squats and abdominals”.
But the multi-talented queen also reckons she’s proficient in dancing, singing and acting.
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Drag Race España season four starts this month
Drag Race España season four will again be hosted by queen Supremme de Luxe. Ana Locking, Javier Ambrossi and Javier Calvo are back as regular panellists.
The 11 other queens hoping to snatch the crown this season are Angelita la Perversa, Chloe Vittu, Dita Dubois, Kelly Passa!?, La Niña Delantro, Le Cocó, Mariana Stars, Miss Khristo, Porca Theclubkid, Shani LaSanta and Vampirashian.
Drag Race España season four starts on September 22 and is streaming in Australia on Stan.
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I'm so damn done with everything
#i have no life inside of me#school has taken it all away#fuck exam week#i probably gonna fail maths#fun times#vittu mitä paskaa#I've missed sonny#he's such a cutie#and winks#my darling harry winks#I've missed spurs overall#even though they make me stressed#but it's okay#i don't want to study anymore#stina rambles
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Mikko Rantanen Imagine: Remembered (Part 1)
Summary: After an accident that finds you on the side of the road, you’re lost in the middle of the Vail mountains with no memory of who you are. Mikko Rantanen, with several Avalanche players, finds you and takes you in.
Word Count: 3.2k
Rating: T (Blood and vomit mentions, nothing graphic)
Note: I’ve never had amnesia and this is not medically accurate. This is soap opera amnesia. This is also basically the plot of the Hallmark movie A Christmas To Remember.
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Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Pure rage coursed through your veins, but tears streamed down your face.
That was the worst part, that you were sad.
You wanted to feel joy, you should feel free.
Maybe you will tomorrow, but tonight, all you felt was misery.
You wiped at your face harshly with a gloved hand. When that glove was soggy, you used the other but found just your bare hand.
Fuck, in your haste to shove everything in your suitcase, you forgot your other glove. Who knew what else you forgot?
But you definitely knew what you left behind.
You looked at your car’s radio station, and tried to fiddle to get some music. But the storm seemed to be dulling the towers, because it was mostly static. You had no idea what Vail’s music stations were. Too bad your phone was dead.
You should have waited until the snow blew over but you needed to leave the resort immediately.
Giving up on music, you looked up to see a deer, standing in your headlights as you barrelled down on it. Shrieking, you swerved out of the way, and felt your car lose traction.
Desperate to right yourself, you lost all control of the car as it practically drove itself off the road and through the snow on the street side.
The deer and spinning snow were quickly replaced with a tree, and you didn’t have nearly enough time to react in this instance.
The car crashed into the tree, and metal crunched around you. Your head hit the steering wheel, the airbags went off, and everything went dark.
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Mikko Rantanen was pleasantly sore from a long weekend of skiing with his Avalanche bros. Colorado snows were a lot different than Finnish winters, and he appreciated that. When he first moved to Denver, locals kept saying how the snow was “different here.” And he didn’t get that until he started skiing. It was like a winter wonderland that people always sing about.
It was also good to distract from the season, and just spend time as friends instead of teammates.
“You keep going this way, then get onto the highway in fifteen miles,” Mark Barberio said, reading from his phone.
“I still don’t get why you get the front seat,” Tyson Jost said, playing on his phone sullenly next to him in Andre Burakovsky’s car.
“I’m a better navigator, and I’m older,” Barbs replied.
“If Burky drives fast, we won’t have much to go,” Mikko reassured.
“I will turn this car around,” Andre threatened mockingly.
“Please, I already miss our lodge,” Josty said.
“I miss fireplace,” Mikko agreed. “So warm.”
“Get one in your place, Mr. Fancy Contract,” Barbs said.
Mikko kicked the back of his seat as they all laughed. Ignoring them and their playful jealousy, he looked out the window as the snow fell. Part of him was worried about the season returning, but this was a great reprieve. Andre always talked about “work-life balance” and he finally felt he hit a balance.
Outside the window, he looked at all the passing trees, covered in snow as the sun slowly set. It looked like a postcard. Fuck, he should send his mother a postcard.
But then, out in the trees, he saw someone on the side of the road, walking alone. For the briefest flash as the car drove fast, he saw your face, blood trickling from the forehead.
“Vittu! Burk, stop car,” he ordered, almost forgetting English.
“What?” Andre demanded, slowing down.
“There’s someone out there,” he said and hopped out of the car just as it slowed to a stop.
“No! No hitchhikers in my ride,” Burky yelled but Mikko was already racing to meet the stranger.
You looked freezing cold, in only a ski jacket and missing a glove. There was a bright pink beanie on your head with one of those puff balls on top, and you were wearing Uggs.
But the most concerning thing was the blood on your face.
“Are you okay?” He asked, once he was about three meters away.
You looked him in the eye, “Hello?”
“Hello,” he said. He could hear Burky and Tyson yelling at him, but he ignored them. “Are you okay?”
“I don’t think so,” You said. “Who are you?”
“I was gonna ask you that,” he said, trying to hide his obvious worry. You smiled a little. “What’s your name?”
“My name?” Your eyebrows furrowed, and you swayed a little. “My name is- Uh, fuck. I- I dunno.”
A chill different from the winter cold ran through him. “I’m Mikko,” he said. “You’re bleeding.”
“I am?” Your non-gloved hand went to your face and you winced as you pressed against your wound.
“What are you doing out here?”
“I don’t know,” You said, and took a step before losing footing. He rushed over and caught you before you hit the street.
“It’s okay,” he said, and kept your elbows in his grip. “I think we need go to hospital.”
“Are you okay?” You said, eyebrows furrowing in concern.
“I mean for you,” he said.
“Okay, Mikko,” You said.
“My friend Andre gonna drive you,” he said, gently leading you back to the car. “Do you know how you got here?”
“Got where?”
“On the side of the road?”
You shook your head and winced again.
“It’s okay, we figure it out,” he promised and saw Josty now standing outside the car, dancing slightly in the chill.
“Dude, what the fuck? Who is she?”
“I dunno,” Mikko admitted. “But I think she’s hurt.”
Tyson walked over, “Jeez, she looks like she fought a goon.”
“I might have,” You said. “Who are you?”
“This is Tyson,” Mikko said. “He’s nice but idiot.”
Tyson rolled his eyes, but they helped you into the car, gently putting you in the middle seat between them.
“I said no hitchhikers,” Andre said, turning around then pausing at the sight of you. “Shit, is she okay?”
Mikko grabbed one of the spare Nike towels Andre had lying around in his backseat. After it passed the sniff test, he gently held it to your forehead’s wound.
“Can we take her to hospital?”
“A hospital, oh god,” You said, looking nervous. “I- Do we have to?”
“I think Katie’s still around,” Barbs said, referring to Katie Chen, one of their medics. “I’ll see if she can take her in.”
“Thanks,” Mikko said. “It’s okay, we’ll get you help.”
“Thank you,” You said softly. “What’s your name again?”
“Mikko,” he said. “That’s Mark, Andre and Tyson.”
You waved hesitantly, “I’m sorry. I really appreciate this.”
“What’s your name?” Andre asked. “If I’m your chauffeur.”
“I don’t know,” You admitted.
“Do you think she has amnesia?” Mark asked. “And Katie said she can stay late at the Can and meet us there.”
“Oh god,” You said, tears welling in your eyes. Fuck, that made Mikko nervous. Since he was still applying pressure to your head wound, he patted your knee with his other hand.
“It’s okay,” Mikko said. “Dr. Katie is real good. She fix you.”
“Thank you,” You said softly. “You are all being so kind. I- I don’t know if I can repay you.”
“Don’t worry about that,” he assured. “Let’s just get you safe.”
“We’ll be there soon,” Andre added, and they kept driving back to Denver.
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You stepped out of the very nice car and onto the streets in front of a giant building. All the lights were on, and the sign read Pepsi Center.
Your mouth watered, but you didn’t know what that name meant.
“Where are we?”
“This is where we work,” the one named Tyson but they called Josty said as Mikko steadied you with a gentle hand at your elbow. Christ, he was so tall. “One of our coworkers is a doctor, she can help you.”
You nodded and followed them into the building. They flashed badges and you were guided to a small room that was very brightly lit and it made your head hurt.
“If any of you fuckers got injured while skiing, I will kill you,” Someone said, and you jolted at the threat.
“Not us, Mikko picked up a stray,” the one named Mark said. The one who drove, who’s name you didn’t remember, elbowed him in the side.
“Oh?” A young Asian woman stepped up to the five of you, her clothes bright blue. “Oh jeez, that’s quite the head laceration. Bring her to me, what’s your name?”
You were moved to a chair, and you found you really hated the question what’s your name?
“I don’t know,” You said.
The woman looked at the four men and sighed, “That’s not a good sign.”
“I’m sorry,” You offered.
She finally smiled at you. “Not your fault. I’m Dr. Katie, I take care of these idiots. Let’s get that wound sealed up. We’ll figure out what to call you later.”
After numbing the wound, she sewed you up and performed “concussion protocol.”
“You definitely have a concussion,” she said. “Try not to look at screens- Oh, wait! If you have a phone, we could get your information?”
“Why didn’t we think of that?” Josty asked, berating of himself.
“Check your pockets,” the doctor ordered, and you instantly shoved your hands in your jean’s pockets, and in the pockets of your coat. Nothing except a gum packet. No wallet, no phone, no keys.
“It was a good idea,” You said. “I’m sorry I’m so useless, I don’t know why I can’t remember.”
“I know why, you have amnesia,” Katie said. “Retrograde it seems.”
“I know that,” the driver one said. “Mercury does that sometimes.”
“You so dumb,” Mikko said, and you hid a smile because that was mean but funny. “Is she get memory back?”
“She might. Ideally, we’d have her be in familiar places to jog it, but you guys said you said you found her on the side of the road.”
“She could have been skiing,” Mark said. “Or snowboarding.”
“Or she lived there as a lumberjack or she could be a tourist from New York,” Katie added. “Unfortunately, there are hundreds of possibilities. She’s gonna need a place to stay, routine is best for amnesiac patients.”
“She can stay with me,” Mikko said.
Everyone looked shocked at that idea, even you.
“Mikko, thank you, but I can’t ask you to do that,” You said.
“You not ask, I offer.” He shrugged. “It’s no big deal, I have extra room at my apartment.”
“Thank you,” You said, feeling lost in more ways than one. But at least you’d have a room that night. You didn’t even think about that.
Everything was swirling around you, and in panic and fear and exhaustion, you gagged. The doctor was prepared and handed you a wastebasket that you promptly threw up in.
“It’s been a rough day for you,” she soothed you, and you let the shame fill your body instead of the dizziness.
“I’m sorry,” You said. Not sure if you were saying it to the doctor or the men that found you or to yourself.
After that, the doctor sent the guys out, and it was just you and her. She ran a couple more tests on you, checking if you had whiplash (which you didn’t) or if you were dehydrated (you were).
“I don’t know if I can pay you back for this.”
“Don’t worry, I do this for fun,” she said with a grin. “Mikko!” She called, and you winced a little at the sudden sharp sound.
“Rantanen, bring her back to me in ten days so I can get those stitches out,” Katie said then turned to you. “Hopefully, though, you’ll be back at your doctor by that point.”
“Yes, ma’am,” Mikko said, and you nodded as well. You had no idea where home was but you wanted to find it so badly.
“And I was thinking, you found you on the side of a highway,” Katie said. “You could have gotten in an accident. Did you see a car nearby?”
“No, I was distracted by the bleeding girl.”
“That’s fair,” she conceded and turned back to you. “Do you remember anything before Mikko found you?”
You stared at Mikko, with his fluffy blonde hair and gray-blue eyes. Then blinked as you forced yourself to try to remember.
Before Mikko ran up to you, it was all white and green and gray. The snow, the trees, the road. When you tried to think back farther, it turned completely fuzzy and it even hurt to attempt to picture it.
“I don’t. At all- is that bad?”
“Not necessarily, you might have entered a minor fugue state,” she said. “That happens sometimes in amnesiacs. Considering you don’t have frostbite or hypothermia, you probably weren’t out there long. I’ll get the information to the police, and maybe they can find your car if it’s out there.”
You nodded.
“You can take ibuprofen for the pain,” she said. “Not best to go harder than that, especially with your memory fog. You got some at home, right, Rantanen?” The man nodded. “If you were serious about her staying with you, you can take her there now.”
“I can be serious.”
The doctor rolled her eyes, and lead them out of her office.
You stepped out of the Pepsi Center with Mikko, and stared out at the expansive parking lot.
“The snow is so pretty,” You couldn’t help but say, letting it fall on you without stepping anywhere to shield yourself. “I don’t even mind the cold.”
“Do you think you’re from somewhere cold?” He asked, shoving his hands in his pockets.
You turned to look at him and pursed your lips, “I dunno. I seem to be used to it, but... When I think back, it’s just a haze. Like a cloud, you know?”
He nodded.
You stared out at the big city and tall buildings. You didn’t even know where you were. The guys mentioned Denver but that town didn’t ring a bell.
Maybe your family was there. Maybe they were far away, and you were trapped. Did they know you were gone?
“Do you think people are looking for me?” You asked.
“Absolutely,” he said without hesitation.
“I hope so,” You said, shoving your own hands in your pockets as the snow picked up and flurried around you both. “That’d be awfully lonely otherwise. And just plain awful.” You cleared your throat to fight tears. You’d been too embarrassing already in your short amount of consciousness.
“It’ll be ok...” he said then trailed off. “I don’t know what call you,” he said.
“I don’t either,” You admitted. “I don’t even have a guess.”
He pursed his lips and looked around them, then said, “How about Snow?”
You stared at the falling snow again, and felt warm. “I like that. Please call me Snow.”
“Great, Snow. Let’s get you to my place.” Mikko gently held your elbow again and guided you to his car.
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Mikko Rantanen had brought his fair share of women to his apartment in Denver, but all of them could remember their own name.
Until now.
“This place is really nice,” You said as you kicked off your boots at his front door. There were still snowflakes in your hair, but you didn’t seem to mind.
He was about to warn you about his dog when Bobby booked it into the front entryway and wiggled around.
As he knelt down, he told his dog how much he missed him in Finnish and gave him all the pets he could as Bobby licked his face.
“What language is that?” You asked.
At the sound of your voice, Bobby noticed you and barked at you, causing you to jump back into the wall. He left Mikko’s hands and immediately went to you, wiggling again but in an angry way this time. He jumped on your knees, still barking.
“Bobby! Ei! Alas!” He ordered his dog to get down. He always got too excited with new people. But you no longer seemed frightened.
“It’s okay,” You said. “We never had dogs but I love them,” You knelt down to scratch his ear and give him scratches. Bobby, enthused with the attention, switched from barking to happy whining. You perked up, “Wait, I remembered something! I remembered we didn’t have a dog.”
“Who’s we?” He tried to encourage you.
You paused, looking almost comical with Bobby licking your chin if it weren’t for the dimming excitement in your eyes. “Dammit. I don’t know. I can just almost picture wanting one, for a long time. You know?”
He couldn’t relate but he nodded anyway.
“I show you room, okay?” You pushed up and followed him. As he lead the way, he caught a note from Nazem Kadri, who nicely looked after Bobby while they were gone for the weekend. Naz’s wife is a cat person, so he loved looking after dogs when he could.
Bobby danced and weaved between both your feet but Mikko pushed into the guest room, still clean from when his parents visited to see American Thanksgiving.
“Wow,” You said, stepping in. “This is lovely.”
“Thanks,” he said, wondering absently if he was showing off. But you just seemed nicely impressed instead of taken aback. You shrugged out of your ski jacket. “The bathroom is across the hall. And- shit, you have no clothes.”
You looked down at your outfit, “Shit. You’re right.”
“One sec, I can grab some.” He stepped into his room, Bobby abandoning him for Snow. He dug into his closets and found a comfy Avalanche shirt from last year’s playoffs and some old trackies when he was a teenager that he packed like an idiot.
He came back to your room, and handed them to you in a stack. “I don’t have any ladies’ underwear, sorry.”
He wanted to warn you, but that seemed to just make you burn bright red.
“Fuck, sorry,” he continued, wishing he could rewind time five minutes. “I no know what I’m doing.”
You looked him in the eye, “You’re being absolutely kind, that’s what. I- It means so much to know I’m safe here. Thank you. I don’t- I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to pay you back.”
“You keep saying that,” he said gently. “No payment here. Just get warm and safe. We will find where you from.”
“Thank you,” You said.
“Good night, Snow.”
“Good night, Mikko.”
He closed the door and went back to his room. Bobby whined at your door for a bit, but Mikko bribed him with treats and they stayed in the master bedroom.
“We’ll see her in the morning,” Mikko reassured his dog, and got out of his clothes and into pajamas. Normally he liked to sleep naked, but you might need something in the middle of the night, and he didn’t want to frighten you.
Bobby curled up at the foot of his bed, and Mikko got himself situated. Even with his mind running a mile a minute (who are you? Will you be okay? How long will you stay?), he slowly drifted off to sleep from the effort of a big day.
Note: not sure when i’ll be able to update with part two but I’ll try to have it out soon. Thank you for reading and I hope you liked it!
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rules: put your playlist on shuffle and write your favourite lyrics from the first 10 songs
thank you for tagging me @ilsuosorrisoilmiopreferito 💛
i’ll hyperlink all the songs in the titles if ur interested!
1. ”I don’t wanna end up alone, so promise me you wont let me drown.” (Wiped out! by the Neighbourhood)
2. ”Crying on my shoulder, damn we’re getting older.” (Out of love by Peter Manos)
3. ”You tell me I’m okay, you tell me I’m good. You tell me you miss me more than you should.” (Tell me by Lav)
4. ”Mä en ikinä muista miten tää tarina alkaa.” (Hei mä soitan sulle ihan kohta by Pariisin Kevät)
5. ”We’re doing well, sitting, watching the world falling down.” (Circles by Mac Miller)
6. ”Have you lost your mind? Tell me when you think we’ve crossed the line.” (Hell of a life by Kanye West)
7. ”So call out my name.” (Call out my name by The Weeknd) (i have such an emotional bond to this song and this little line especially.)
8. ”You say it’s alright, but you’re not the one who’s up at night. You’ll probably say ”we tried”.” (In my head by Peter Manos)
9. ”I think you like me out of focus, and I think I like you in the moment.” (Devil’s in the backseat by Lostboycrow)
10. ”Oon sanonu jo ennenki, oon sanonu tän kaiken vittu jo ennenki.” (v!@%#mikko by Pyhimys)
i tag @teamnick @geetalkstv and @carolineskam
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Sorry for crossing the border uninvited and without any notice but can you please tell Karelia to answer my phone calls, it's urgent. Thanks.
You, you wh-wh-wh-- eh!? HUH?! Mitä vittua!!
[ he does a quick spin on his heel and barrels back inside, slamming the door shut and locking it in quick succession before lifting up the mail flap and glaring through the slot ] Vittusaatana! Why are you on my front porch?! And why would I deliver a message from you?! She probably blocked your number like I did, and good for her! Haista vittu paskiainen! Veä vittu päähäs! Now go away before I acquaint you with my other cousin, Miss Sako RK 62!
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TMI no one asked because I’m hella bored
1. What is you middle name? - Susanna
2. How old are you? - 27 but soon turning 28
3. When is your birthday? - 24.3.1991
4. What is your zodiac sign? - Aries
5. What is your favorite color? - Don’t have one, all colors are nice
6. What’s your lucky number? - 13
7. Do you have any pets? - Officially I have a cat, but it lives with my parents now. But he is always my baby boy and I miss him badly.
8. Where are you from? - Finland
9. How tall are you? - 161 cm(about 5′3) so not that tall.
10. What shoe size are you? - 40 or 41(about 25.4/25.7 cm)
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? - Maaaany, but I only use three pairs.
12. What was your last dream about? - Can’t remember.
13. What talents do you have? - Singing, rapping(I’m not very good tho but I try). I love to try new styles in singing.
14. Are you psychic in any way? - I want to believe I am.
15. Favorite song? - Right now... Propably Stray Kids’ My Pace. I can relate to that song so much.
16. Favorite movie? - I don’t know, but propably one of the horror movies I have watched. Or Tim Burton movie, I love them.
17. Who would be your ideal partner? - Too hard question to answer. Maybe someone who is as open-minded and kind of out place kid as I am. I still feel like I don’t belong anywhere so I am all over the place.
18. Do you want children? - Not really. Maybe if someone that great comes along that I really want to start a family, sure. But for now I’m not really into the idea. I like pets more.
19. Do you want a church wedding? - Again, not a big fan of the idea.
20. Are you religious? - I believe in something, but I don’t necessary believe in God and all the things in the Bible. I have kind of made up my own beliefs.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? - Two times.
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? - No. I have been a good kid.
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? - Some Finnish ones and some Japanese.
24. Baths or showers? - SAUNA!
25. What color socks are you wearing? - I’m not wearing any right now.
26. Have you ever been famous? - Not that I know of.
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? - Naaahh.
28. What type of music do you like? - I can listen all kinds of music, but mostly I listen either metal and rock or kpop and jpop(or Japanese music in general). I also love instrumental music a lot.
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? - When I was little.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? - Two.
31. What position do you usually sleep in? - On my back, or on my left side.
32. How big is your house? - I live in a two-room apartment.
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? - Eggs, and sometimes bacon.
34. Have you ever fired a gun? - No.
35. Have you ever tried archery? - No, but I really want to!
36. Favorite clean word? - Ummm....
37. Favorite swear word? - In Finnish; voi saatana, vittu. In English; fuck, god dammit.
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? - Maybe about two days? I’m not sure.
39. Do you have any scars? - Yes, many. Who doesn’t?
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? - Then he/she was so secret that I never got to know.
41. Are you a good liar? - No. I’m very bad at it.
42. Are you a good judge of character? - I think so.
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? - Yeah if I reeeeally try.
44. Do you have a strong accent? - I don’t think so.
45. What is your favorite accent? - Irish and Australian accents are so fun to listen, I like them a lot.
46. What is your personality type? - I will throw in some 16 personalities shit. According to that test my personality type is INFJ and I don’t have hard time believing that.
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? - Shoes? I don’t use a lot of money on clothes.
48. Can you curl your tongue? - Yeeeeeah.
49. Are you an innie or an outie? - I’m something in between. I don’t like to be alone at home that much and that’s why I usually visit some friends or just go somewhere by myself but I don’t like to be a long time away from home.
50. Left or right handed? - Leftieee.
51. Are you scared of spiders? - Not the little ones but the big ones are so scary.
52. Favorite food? - I don’t have one.
53. Favorite foreign food? - Sushi.
54. Are you a clean or messy person? - I think I’m pretty clean.
55. Most used phrased? - Umm..
56. Most used word? - Ummm!
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? - 10 minutes if I’m very fast.
58. Do you have much of an ego? - More now than before but I’m still pretty ego-free person. I think.
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? - Suck.
60. Do you talk to yourself? - All the time!
61. Do you sing to yourself? - Of course, again, all the time.
62. Are you a good singer? - Yeah.
63. Biggest Fear? - To be left alone.
64. Are you a gossip? - No I hate that.
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? - Is Black Swan dramatic?
66. Do you like long or short hair? - More on the shorter side.
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? - Hell no. Can even all the Americans do that?
68. Favorite school subject? - Art, Finnish and English.
69. Extrovert or Introvert? - More on a introverted side.
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? - No.
71. What makes you nervous? - When I am center of attention.
72. Are you scared of the dark? - Sometimes, but mostly not.
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? - Sometimes.
74. Are you ticklish? - Yes.
75. Have you ever started a rumor? - I don’t think so. I hope I’m not.
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? - I can’t remember.
77. Have you ever drank underage? - Actually... I think I did not drink much underage. I mean I tasted alcohol but never really drank. So I guess not.
78. Have you ever done drugs? - No.
79. Who was your first real crush? - Someone in my junior high school.
80. How many piercings do you have? - Two.
81. Can you roll your Rs?“ - Of courrrrrrse.
82. How fast can you type? - I don’t know. I would say I’m pretty fast writer.
83. How fast can you run? - Not fast.
84. What color is your hair? - Blonde.
85. What color is your eyes? - Dark greyish blue.
86. What are you allergic to? - Nothing!
87. Do you keep a journal? - I write once in a while.
88. What do your parents do? - They are both retired. They use to have a farm.
89. Do you like your age? - I actually hope I could be a bit younger. There is a lot of pressure about several things right now.
90. What makes you angry? - Insensitive people.
91. Do you like your own name? - I have grown used to it, I still like my middle name more.
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? - Nooooooooo.
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? - Both are fine, I don’t have preference.
94. What are you strengths? - I get along with most people, I’m pretty positive and smile a alot.
95. What are your weaknesses? - Too soft and also insecure.
96. How did you get your name? - I don’t remember even though I have asked that before. Maybe it wasn’t that big of a deal.
97. Were your ancestors royalty? - That would be cool! But I don’t think so.
98. Do you have any scars? - Eyyyyy are you playing with me? I have many scars as I said already.
99. Color of your bedspread? - Grey
100. Color of your room? - Depends on which room. My bedroom has a wallpaper which is very pretty but it’s kind of light. So nothing crazy there.
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Hi and thank you honey
7. Three words from your native language that you like the most?
*immediately forgots that finnish is a language and doesn’t know any words* Help me…
Um, that’s a good question. It’s hard to choose only three words so you are getting more than that (and I’m missing so many other words that I like). I will put them in alphabetical order. ^^
havina - sough, swish (the light sound of the trees’ leaves)hiljainen - silent, quietihme - wonder, miraclekaipaus - longing, yearninglumous - enchantment solina - babble (? the sound of water gently flowing, in the small stream)sumu - mist, fogsyys - autumn, fall (in finnish it’s “syksy” but syys is poetic way)sävel - melody, tunetaival - passage, journeytähtipöly - star dustuni - sleep, dreamusva - mist, fog (yes, again)vadelma - raspberryvaellus - wandering, hiking
There might be somekind of theme there if you really look into it. XD It’s actually really hard to thing just the words and not the things what they mean.
8. Do you get confused with other nationalities? If so, which ones and by whom?
I don’t think people have ever confused me with any other nationality...
There has been times when I have been walking and carrying the shopping bags with my mom and in different times older woman have stopped us and asked from my mom directions in russian. The thing is, my mother has learned it, worked in Russia (or was it Soviet Union back then...) and still remembers some words but my mom is also finnish. I don’t know did my mom looked like she could be russian or just some other reason. We have family from Karelia when it was still Finland’s area (nowadays it’s under Russia), so maybe there had been some feature that made them ask things in russian.
In internet it’s just obvious that Finland isn’t the first thing people think when they meet someone and english is the common language... But no one hasn’t told me that they have thought that I was from certain place or other country, more like “oh, wouldn’t have guessed” or “didn’t know”.
It would be fun to know if anyone has ever thought that I was from US or somewhere else!
10. Most enjoyable swear word in your native language?
I’m just listing all the swear words in my head right now. XD One of the beauty of finnish language is that we can just mix and use whatever cases with any word we want so our swears can actually end up really poetic.
“Perkele” is the famous one that you can see also in memes so that’s given.I use the following too: “helvetti” (hell) and “vittu” (usually translated “fuck” and used like it buuut it also means vagina but def not medical term), “saatana” (satan), “helvetin kuustoista“ (hell’s sixteen, there might be different versions of where this came from).
It really depends of the context; did Finland win or lose something, did I drop something, did I hurt myself. It really depends of the reason what words give you the power and which words are at the moment easy to yell and release the pain if you hurt yourself.
16. Which stereotype about your country you hate the most and which one you somewhat agree with?
If you guys have any stereotypes about Finland and finnish people, please tell me!
The coldness / “It must be so cold there”
So it seems that people don’t know that we actually have all the four seasons with the usual stuff, the things you can see from nature. We have summers, our summers have no snow, it’s warm, there’s sun. Also it seems that people have not hear about dressing properly, according to weather. We have thick walls and it’s necessary to have the double windows.
Our houses are made for last our winters. Why wouldn’t they?
Sure, it’s cold but we know how to live with it.
Finnish schools don’t have homework
I would have been saved from so much anxiety and sleepless night if this was true. Like wtf. I don’t know where this has came from but it one of the things always listed when people are talking how good finnish education is. No, it’s lies, we have homework. And exams.
Finland has no history, no significant events or wars + “Finland has always had good relationship with Russia” + “It’s so easy for you now, so it must always been that way”
READ A FUCKING BOOK
The personal space
Well we don’t necessary hug when we meet someone for first time or kiss the cheek. Handshakes are good, tells a lot of the person. But we hug our family and friends.
Finnish doesn’t have equal to “I love you”
Minä rakastan sinua but definitely not if you say this to anyone.
There’s other ways to show your friends and fellow people that you love and care about them other than saying it and we know that but for others it might be new thing that we don’t say it so much as in some other cultures.
Silent people / No small talk
We talk and we can be very talkative but yes, there’s no “small talk culture”. It’s okay to be silent, you don’t need to speak or listen someone else speaking all the time. It’s phenomenon called “comfortable silence”.
Finnish is one of the most hardest language in the world
It really depends of yourself and your own motivation to learn. I’ll direct you here where I have talked about learning finnish, listed some good reasons to learn and overall learning another language.
PERKELE
Congrats, you know a finnish swear word. Have a cookie.(Okay, this is the first swear words finnish people will teach you and it’s just little bit wtf + laughing when you mention that you are from Finland and the first answer back is Perkele XD)
Metal music
There’s a lot of metal bands but every person still have their own taste of music.
Sisu
Finnish DNA. Our mental additude. Lifestyle. If you say finnish people have something called sisu, you are good.
Living with polar bears
Just no
Blond hair, blue eyes
Well take away my finnish card, I don’t have either. Yes, there’s blond people with blue eyes but also blond people with different color eyes and not all blue eyed people have blond hair etc. And we even have brunettes.
All people come in different colors, sizes and shapes, Finland and finnish people aren’t different.
24. What other nation is joked about most often in your country?
Sweden. Sweden is the target in the Nordic Countries’ jokes. There’s the brotherly love-hate relationship.
26. Does your nationality get portrayed in Hollywood/American media? what do you think about the portrayal?
Are we talking about when famous finnish people are in late shows or when someone is potraying finnish people, playing as one?
I can remember that there was a movie where the person had put “can speak finnish” in their CV and there was corporate party and the boss introduced to abroad partner who was a finn and spoke finnish to this character who def couldn’t speak finnish. And the actor (potraying the finnish) was actually finnish, atleast the pronounciation and acting was like it? Side character, never seen again.
And on NCIS the plain crashed in Russia and they were rescued by DiNozzo and the finnish military who came across the border without permission (surprise when knowing the situation) and DiNozzo just said that the finnish just want to go home. Nothing about the “without permission” or “this is very wrong”, just that they came, helped and now let’s go home, thanks. I don’t remember exactly what was said about the finnish people but along those lines. I remember laughing so much with my mom. “A little bit over the border and quickly back, it’s all good, no worries”. XD
Also there has been lots of finnish things (Marimekko, Nokia etc) on American media but they never bring the finnish backgroung because it would be just out of the plot. XD
It would be nice if people would tell me when things like these when they are showed in media, I want to know! I want to know how we are potrayed.
29. Does your region/city have a beef with another place in your country?
Not excatly, atleast I don’t know... Hmm.. We are called as Finland’s Chicago because of past crime rates and sometimes it feels like some people are too much stuck in that (plus we don’t have the highest crime rates anymore!) or how in our dialect we say “Lahest” when others would say “Lahdesta” (grammatically correct). But it’s not beef, it’s just something that people from Lahti hear alot.
There was talking from the goverment about connecting/join the municipalities together and everyone was more like “no thanks, we are too different and the naming would be too hard” with that and we expressed the idea of Lahti and Hollola being together by “shipname” LaHo. Laho means rotten.
But beef with another place, no.
Thank you for asking these things! n__n
Hi, I’m not from US ask set!
#ask#serendiptious-esparza#finland#finnish#lets see if there will be other people giving me some stereotypes or knowing better how finnish people are potrayed in american media
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Voi vittu nyt :DDD Katotaan kuinka pitkälle jaksan!
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
Spotify
is your room messy or clean?
In between!
what color are your eyes?
Greyish blue
do you like your name? why?
No, it’s what ponies and chubby 5-year-old girls in overalls are called.
what is your relationship status?
Happily taken!
describe your personality in 3 words or less
Positive, social, overthinking
what color hair do you have?
Pink!
what kind of car do you drive? color?
I don’t have a car
where do you shop?
Anywhere cheap
how would you describe your style?
I Wish I Was Cute Enough To Pull Off Those Lolita Skirts But I’m Actually Just Fat So I Guess I’ll Keep Wearing These Black Jeans Again
favorite social media account
Kyösti’s Facebook!
what size bed do you have?
120x200
any siblings?
A big bro
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
Somewhere south because I love warm weather c:
favorite snapchat filter?
The one with the flower crown
favorite makeup brand(s)
Whatever I can throw on my face without ending up looking like a hot mess
how many times a week do you shower?
3-5
favorite tv show?
Game of Thrones
shoe size?
41
how tall are you?
173cm or 5′6′’
sandals or sneakers?
Sandals
do you go to the gym?
Yes!
describe your dream date
Pretty much anything goes if you can talk to each other
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
Ugh like 10e?
how many pillows do you sleep with?
Usually two
do you have a job? what do you do?
I’m a part time hotel housekeeper. It sucks ass.
how many friends do you have?
I have about 5 really good friends♥
whats the worst thing you have ever done?
Idk
favorite actor?
Atm probaby Evan Peters
favorite actress?
Emilia Clarke? Idk
who is your celebrity crush?
Khloe Kardashian is my guilty pleasure celebrity crush
favorite movie?
I have tons!
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
Not anymore I don’t :( Frangipani is one of my all-time favorites!
money or brains?
Both is good
do you have a nickname? what is it?
Some people still call me ES though I’m kind of growing bored of it now
how many times have you been to the hospital?
I’ve had four operations done so I guess four-ish
top 10 favorite songs
In no particular order: Danny Ocean - Me Rehúso, Hayley Kiyoko - Pretty Girl, Happoradio - Sinä, Sebastián Yatra - Cómo Mirarte, SDP - Ich will nur dass du weisst, EXO - Hey Mama!, Antti Tuisku - Yksinäinen, Antti Tuisku - Ihan sairasta mut oikeesti me kuulumme yhteen, Ricky Martin - Vente Pa Ca
do you take any medications daily?
Nope
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
Mixed
what is your biggest fear?
Pain
how many kids do you want?
None
whats your go to hair style?
I don’t know how to style my hair at all :D
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
A relatively big apartment building
who is your role model?
ALB
what was the last text you sent?
“Eiiiiii savo nousuun suatana!!!!” (talking about ice hockey in our BA group on Whatsapp)
what is your dream car?
I have no idea
opinion on smoking?
Hoe don’t do it
do you go to college?
Yes
what is your dream job?
Translating
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
Somewhere in between I guess
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
No because they’re not moisturizing enough for my brittle hair :|
do you have freckles?
No
do you smile for pictures?
Like an idiot, yes
how many pictures do you have on your phone?
MANY.
have you ever peed in the woods?
Ofc!
do you still watch cartoons?
Sometimes
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
I’ve never been to Wendy’s
Favorite dipping sauce?
BBQ
what do you wear to bed?
Jammies
have you ever won a spelling bee?
You silly Americans
what are your hobbies?
Gym & my dog
can you draw?
Badly
do you play an instrument?
Nope
what was the last concert you saw?
Antti Tuisku
tea or coffee?
Neither
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
Dunkin Donuts
do you want to get married?
Hell yeah!
what is your crush’s first and last initial?
K and N
are you going to change your last name when you get married?
Idk
what color looks best on you?
Light pink
do you miss anyone right now?
YES
do you sleep with your door open or closed?
Open if my flatmate isn’t at home
do you believe in ghosts?
No
what is your biggest pet peeve?
Yhdys sana virheet
last person you called
My mom
favorite ice cream flavor?
Ben&Jerry’s Half Baked
regular oreos or golden oreos?
WHAT ARE GOLDEN OREOS
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
Rainbow!
what shirt are you wearing?
A gray sweater with pictures of fast food on it
what is your phone background?
Sailor Moon
are you outgoing or shy?
Somewhere between the two. More on the outgoing side though!
do you like it when people play with your hair?
DO I EVER ♥_♥
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
Yes, yes and yes
have you ever been high?
No
have you ever been drunk?
Too many times
last thing you ate?
Vitamins
favorite lyrics right now
Niin, vuokses menisin liekkeihin, parkumatta palaisin, olla parempi tahtoisin. Sinä se oot. Ja niin, vaikka halkeaisin haavoihin sinä voitehista vanhin korjaat mut kokoon taas. Sinä se oot.
summer or winter?
SUMMER!
day or night?
Day!
dark, milk, or white chocolate?
Milk♥
favorite month?
July
what is your zodiac sign
Pisces
who was the last person you cried in front of?
A friend.
Oh look! I made it through! Thanks for asking :’D
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kaikki planetsist ja galaxyst!!!:O
Thx thx hun!! •ᴥ•
Mercury: What’s your full name? My first name is Emilia and my second name is Aino. Not saying anything else, sorry.
Venus: What’s your first language? Finnish. Perkele saatana vittu.
Earth: Where’s your home? Well aren’t these getting more and more invasive? Anyway, Southern Finland.
Mars: What’s your sexuality? I honestly don’t know I repeat I have absolutely no idea. Treat me well and I’ll love you, regardless of gender.
Jupiter: Do you have any siblings? I have three older brothers (honestly they’re step-brothers but that sounds mean and they’re important to me) and two younger siblings.
Saturn: Any pets? Nooo. We used to have four cats, but two of them died and now the other two live with my grandma and I miss them so much.
Uranus: What’s your hobby? Does crying count? Ok but for real, I’d say reading, drawing occasionally, sleeping and studying, if you can call it that.
Neptune: When’s your birthday? 10th of May!! I’m going to be old!!
Pluto: What time is it right now where you are? It’s 12:06 pm.
Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study? Right now I’m just desperately trying to inhale everything my high school’s compulsory courses are about. And I have an exam tomorrow and I have not studied at all please help me. But I really love history so I’m kind of focusing on it.
Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend? ?? I’m guessing @not-her-e because I met him over a year ago? Well, started talking to him properly but yeah. (I literally have no older friends I’m a sad sack of despair)
Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social? Oh my god no no no. I’m 100% sure I’m anything BUT social.
Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight? I don’t think so? I mean it’s a sweet idea but it’s almost too good to be true.
Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss? Six months ago I’m such an innocent person
Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills?They are so bad oh god no
Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much?Yeah, he became a douchebag so lmao bye
Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to?The last person I talked to was my mum so pl ea s e d o no t
Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now? We’re dating so it doesn’t count as a crush anymore I guess
Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer?Not really, not so much a secret admirer but a person trying to get laid and being ominously kind about it
Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity? No no no that’s the worst kind of douchery and I prefer not to pity people, I’d rather empathise with them
Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship? No? I mean my last relationship was shit so I pretend it never happened but otherwise no.
Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup? I cry over everything so obviously yes.
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