#i miss my murder husbands

[gigireece16]

happy national dog day to this freak. god bless him

[ninvic-art]

I've had this scene from @isozyme's you're not a religious person (but) since I read it a couple of months ago...

(Tagging @goodomensafterdark)

[multifandom--mess]

hannigram x villaneve crossover fics bc hell yes!

mlm/wlw solidarity if you know what i mean 🤭

《☆☆☆》

》 Summertime in Marseille - (12k)(Mature)

Murder wives across the pond? The London area manhunt for pay to play assassin Oksana Astankova continues tonight after the gruesome discovery of the bodies of two M16 agents and the unsettling disappearance of a third. The missing agent Eve Polastri’s checkered history with the femme fatale stirs up a sense of deja-vu to a case stateside involving the (still unsolved) disappearance of a certain disgraced psychiatrist turned psychopath and his companion Will Graham. Both pairs vanished without a trace, leaving behind only a couple of corpses in the hands of, debatetly inept, law enforcement. Longtime readers will remember the debacle on the rumors of the relationship between Lecter and Graham. Fresh faces should expect much of the same insight when it comes to Astankova and Polastri. -Freddie Lounds [Tattlecrime.com] Or: Villanelle takes Eve to visit an old friend.

》 Wintertime in the Atlantic - (10k)(Mature)

Dear Hannibal and Will, [Eve warned me I really shouldn’t write Hannibal and Will but I don’t think you two are stupid enough to let other people read your mail and the consequences are on you if you are.] A recent client has gifted me four first class tickets for a cruise to Australia on the 11th of December! The ship leaves from Lisbon which is a wonderful coincidence since Eve tells me that’s where you’re currently living. We never got the opportunity to repay you two for helping us during our time of need back in Marseille. My fiancé and I would be delighted if you would accompany us. The tickets are attached! -xoxo Villanelle Or: Eve and Villanelle meet up with the Lecter-Graham’s once again.

》 Rhapsody in Brashness - (4k)(Mature)

“We understand,” says Hannibal. The vibrations of his voice rumble against her the way that thunder does through storm clouds. “You are unique, as I am. And she insinuated herself into you, as Will insinuated himself into me. The blind, pearly rootlets of human connection have burrowed themselves too deeply into the fertile soil of your soul to be killed, now, no matter how many times you hack away at the verdant growth which springs anew into the air, again and again. The intricate underground web of them merely spreads implacably further and deeper and will continue to do so until they smother you, or until you allow the leaves to fully unfurl into the light.” “But she stabbed me,” Villanelle exclaims petulantly.

》 A Cannibal, A Dog Lover, and an Assassin Walk Into A Bar - (1.7k)(G)

Hannibal and Will wanted a quick getaway to Rome, but end up with a little more adventure than they anticipated.

》 Murder Pals in Alaska - (1.5k)(Mature)

Eve and Villanelle make their home in Alaska and befriend Will and Hannibal.

》 Cannibal vs. Assassin: The Showdown - (5k)(Mature)

“Obviously, they do kill people based on those dance moves alone,” Hannibal tittered, but quietly enough as to not attract attention. Will stifled a laugh. “That is not a reason to ruin their night though,” Hannibal decided, following Will through the crowd.

》 Taste and Temptation - (18k)(G)

Eve and Villanelle have gone off on their own, traveling and getting to know each other better. Hannibal and Will have too. Both couples happen to have dark pasts and trouble with the law, but that hasn't really put a damper on their vacations. The four of them happen to meet at an opera in Florence but when they keep running into each other, they have to wonder if their meetings are coincidence or something that could put their travels in danger. Villaneve meets Hannigram on the run.

(NOTE: unfinished but still worth the read!)

》 The Professionals Series - (12k)(T)

A Hannibal/Killing Eve crossover AU where Hannibal and Villanelle are best buds. Theoretically set after "The Wrath of the Lamb" and "God, I'm Tired" for parts I and II and after "You're Mine" for part III.

[cas110520]

We deserve a season 4 of Hannibal. We deserve to see them post-fall. We deserve to see them running around together avoiding Jack. We deserve to see them give each other a knowing look when someone is rude. We deserve to see them kill together. We deserve to see them cooking together in whatever kitchen in whatever house they find. We deserve to see Hannibal tenderly teach Will how to fancifully prepare a meal. We deserve to see slutty Will and sassy Hannibal. We deserve to see them give a maybe, maybe just a chaste subtle kiss on the cheeks. We deserve season 4. Pleassseeeee

[hannibalruinedme]

Thanks to twitter fannibals for this idea

Now they stay on top of my heart (b00bs)

[kodaibara]

I get it Will, the devil is pretty hot

Based on this reference:

[maxpadelchampion]

NICO ROSBERG SPOTTED IN THE STREETS OF MONACO. SAVE US NICO ROSBERG. SAVE US.

[p2iimon]

idk if theres anything in fnaf that implies that william was a shitty abusive husband besides that if youre a shitty abusive father (and a murder) youre probably a shitty abusive husband. but i like to imagine he and his wife just have like a good normal relationship at least for a while. its kinda funny

[dhmis-autism]

hi hello here’s a horrid concept for you all that has been haunting me for weeks. the idea of this as a fluffybird song ok goodnight

[logs out immidiately]

[beiguangtits]

i def need to rr tcp this summer i miss jurdan sm

[somebluemelodies]

guys guys the reason qsmp isn’t in cellbit’s title is obviously bc we’re gonna be experiencing the horrors on the server (is delulu)

[cas110520]

I finished Hannibal for the 3rd time today. The ending gets me everytimeeee

[respectthepetty]

Tan -> Bun 😍

Bun -> Tan 🥱

Bun -> Tan 😍

Tan -> Bun

[feisaru]

Head chef

[gingersp1ce547]

Q!tubbo kinda has a point, I mean look at q!cellbit and q!roier. Was not what got them into this relationship their love for each other /j

[ahhale-werewolves]

i aspire to have a slut era revival like will. mans went from “boo-hoo my brain is swelling im scared of the darkness inside me” to “fuck the glasses i can see now bitch, hannibal lets murder bad people, im cool with eating what I KNOW is human meat” with like no shame.