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i have a new boyfriend
his name is breville
he's my air fryer/toaster oven
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ultimately!
#ELIIIIIIII YOU CANT SAY THAT ELIIIIIIIIIIII#audiof from not even emily latest video go watch literally its so fuckingfunny#dont even ask me how eli fits in hance' 5'2 dad's clothes pls ok#my art#digital art#oc art#anthro art#not even gonna lie i thfought i wasnt gonan finish this but we pulled thru#if quality gets murdered i will cry#swhy are all my favorite drawings baby sugar and eliyah interacting#i like themb#i was gonna add fucking comical cartoon slipping noises when her antler popped off but imovie literalsly. it didnt work it wpuldnt let me#vid too biggy#also noahs ark esque announcement for ppl thta read my evil ramble tags i miiight nuke sanguinary univers bc i love my ocs too much to like#like i dont wanna marry my first idea and i love them too much to box them into a project I PERSONALLY FEEL LIKE I FUMBLED LIKE#OK LITERALLY NO INSULT WHATSOEVER TO ANYONE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT BUT IT WAS my firsy ever comic and i feeeeel like i can do betteeerrr a#meowweooww#like if it was small things i wanted to change i could juts panel edit but its like. major things like when i started chapter 1 i had#LITERALLY NO PLAN JUST MY nerdy vampire obsession. which is still present. giggle h#breaking news boygirl learns that they arent rlly proudof the writing in comic thye started when they were a teenager#ALSO I LITERALLY HAVE LORE THAT IVE. BEEN MAKING THAT CONTRADICTS THINGS (? PROBABLY) SO ok trust me ok just trust m#also yes this is what i’ve been working on except that animatsuon i mentioned with eli crying because priorities or someth#not except wtf i mean insyead or some other shit#also i just looked at this wall of text on mobile and like ew shut up little gay
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I hope everybody here having a blast over Agathario has also been Around Enough to know that this miracle of representation in a Marvel project is incredibly delicate. It is of the UTMOST importance that our enthusiasm and excitement is reflected in viewership. In currency. It is EXTREMELY easy for monoliths like Disney and Marvel Studios to shut this kind of shit down due to "poor viewership". Don't let them. Don't LET them. The numbers have to be irrefutable.
So. Tune. In. Every week. Every Wednesday. Watch it multiple times in the days after. Continue to scream about it online. Be. Fucking. Loud. That's the only language Marvel will understand. So do not hold back.
#agatha all along#now that it's all Out in the Open it has become very FRAGILE#protect it#you MUST#the first thing I thought of when Agatha went in for that kiss was the Eternals movie#where one of the main characters#a black man might I have#literally had an on-screen kiss with his CANONICAL husband#who he is CANONICALLY married to#and they have a CANONICAL son together#but the movie failed#because there was not enough NOISE#BE LOUD#BE SO FUCKING LOUD#agatha harkness#rio vidal#wandavision#Marvel#marvel studios#mcu#jac shaeffer
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I found the scene of Fan Xian and Fan Jian jumping around with the discipline ruler and putting on the anger/punishment act very entertaining, but I just saw someone’s comment that like “Fan Jian knows he can’t hit him” and that made me pause. Can Fan Jian get away with flogging Fan Xian (the emperor’s biological son) if he wants to? How much of his approach to parenting Fan Xian is down to him being well aware that the emperor is looking over his metaphorical shoulder?
#i feel like fan jian is generally super hands off with fan xian and i don't mean it in a literal punishment way#like fan xian gets to cause whatever chaos he wants even when it puts censure on the fan family. and fan xian can even do it on purpose#and fan jian might frown a bit like. you'd better know what you're doing. but he never stops fan xian#he'll check in and give advice but otherwise let him do his thing#the only time he really tried to pressure fan xian was when fan xian was against getting married to wan'er and inheriting the treasury.#but notably those were also things that the emperor wanted fan xian to do.#and i've previously thought like. wow. especially for those times fan jian is like a super laid back dad#prior to this i've never wondered how much he feels he CAN do#given that the emperor wants fan xian mixed up in all these plots and wants fan xian to show him what he's made of#like it seems like the only thing fan jian can really do is be there to try and mitigate the fallout. which he does...#but then... as far as the emperor sees it... fan jian's position as a father is just another performance (that should know its limits)?#(i mean fan jian himself does NOT see his position as pure theatre. he's ready to go against the emperor to defend fan xian's interests.#he was even eventually willing to do it when fan xian was so insistent against the marriage#but that's a different discussion entirely. specifically when it comes to how much he can do TO fan xian... i wonder how he does see it.)#joy of life#joy of life spoilers#joy of life 2
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I don’t think Elphelt is ready to fuck necessarily. She’s ready to get married. She wants to do everything possible to get someone to marry her and play out her dreamy romance fantasies. She does also say she wants to have kids and grandkids and great grandkids. But despite all that I’m not entirely convinced she knows what sex is tbh
#all three of the playable valentines are only like a year or so old. they were created quite recently in lore#Jack-O was given two halves of a soul of a 180+ y/o woman#so she knows some stuff. plus she’s with Sol all the time#Ram I think knows somewhat but doesn’t care. she likes burgers and puppies but still doesn’t get a lot of human things#Elphelt on the other hand has been fixated on getting married since before she knew she had human emotions#she might know but it’s funnier if she doesn’t. she’s literally younger
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i love a/b/o steddie where they get started like so young that if it was someone i knew irl i'd have a panic attack. like,, mated right out of high school, baby pops out a year later, they've got like five kids by the time they're 25
thinking about an au where they were already together pre- start of s4 and steve goes through the whole thing like three months pregnant. like he's stressed about the baby and eddie and eddie's SUPER stressed about the baby and steve, like eddie's trying to get steve to sit this one out for the baby and steve has to yell at him to stop bc yeah, he's worried about losing their first child, but if he sat at home while everyone else dealt with the upside down and someone didn't come back??? he'd never be able to live with himself
and when the bats get eddie and steve tries to use the mating bond to share some of eddie's pain, help him hold on until they get to the hospital, eddie weakly tries to tell him not to, to think of the baby. and steve's just. not having it. and once eddie wakes up from his medically induced coma he's like :(( why'd you do that and steve is just. so mad. he says yeah, if i had lost the baby (he doesn't, she's fine) that would have been the most terrible pain i'd ever felt. but it would have been worse if i lost you. and eddie's like. oh. bc maybe part of him has always been thinking that steve's only stuck with him bc he's the father of their kid. but no, steve loves him.
so eddie's crying, and steve's crying, and then steve shows eddie the ultrasound they did during eddie's coma to check the baby hadn't been hurt by the week of stress and danger and pain-sharing, and it's the first time they've been able to actually see the shape of a baby in all the weird white noise of an ultrasound, and now they're both crying even harder
#also nancy is definitely the friend that's like. oh you're 19 and married and pregnant?? that's so.. good! 🙃 yay im sure this will be fine🙃#robin WAS that friend but she's spent too long in steddies proximity and has realised that if they don't work out theres no hope for anyone#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#just. steve finally letting go of the last shreds of his upbringing and becoming 'white trash' and being so SO happy#also me 🤝 eddie: understanding that steve must be kept barefoot and pregnant at all times#everyone's like wow steve your alpha has a problem dude clearly can't keep it in his pants#steve has to be like no actually *I* have the problem#they're that couple you look at and you're like. they know about birth control right. like they know that exists#eddie tried to wear a condom once and steve was like i'd literally rather die#and then he was like im joking obviously we can slow down or stop with the kids if u want this is a partnership#eddie's like oh no i just thought YOU might want to karen chewed me out for not letting you rest. but if ur cool let's gooooo
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some of the things I've learned in the Adventurer's Bible are so chilling... really drives home the fact that this is a completely different world with medieval-like stuff going on. I'm especially chilled by what Laios and Falin said about the "mountain people"...
#country folk who move to the big city and start talking abt horrific things like it's normal#i see why they wanted to leave so bad#but like neither of them in that comic seems to question whether or not it's ethical to kill the mountain people...#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#adventurers bible#also otta being a human trafficker jesus christ#the only canonically gay character was arrested for himan trafficking...#ive seen some ppl argue that the charge was generalized or misplaced and that what she actually did might not've been that bad#but there's no way of knowing#the canaries are all very violent and elf culture seems to encourage numbness to the suffering of other humans#also i keep thinking abt how her half-foot partners must feel#for them it's an extremely long relationship that feels like their life's true love#but for her this is like a fling or at best the elf equivalent of a 2 yr relationship#and then they don't even get to grow old with her cause she's too afraid to watch them die#i feel similarly abt marcilles parents#like apparently her mom remarried to a gnome pretty quickly after Donato died#also i swear i thought he had a different first name but no his name is just Donato lmao#but dude for him she was his life's true love whom he spent his entire life with#literally he met her was he was so young and died married to her#i just really really get marcilles deaire to make everyone have equal lifespans
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Sweet tooth characters as things I find on pinterest (part 41)
#posting this one early cause i got excited about it !!#but it's literally them and their entire dynamic captured in a single quote#like they seriously both acted and spoke like lovers (or an old married couple when arguing)#and i think for them that was enough for them at the time since they number 1 were the leaders of an entire army#and were busy spending their time saving hybrids and killing last men and just didn't dwell on what their relationship actually was#or actually talk about their feelings for each other and just ran on a label of best friends to both describe what their relationship was#and to also kinda convince themselves that their feelings for each other were just them being best friends and not in love#but also number 2 they were scared of admitting their feelings for each other because if they did everything they built#and have might come crashing down on them and they weren't going to let that happen since it's the only thing they have left#in their lives since they've both lost everything else before and they didn't want to lose each other as well#sweet tooth show#sweet tooth netflix#bear sweet tooth#kenz talks about sweet tooth#tiger sweet tooth#becky walker#tigerbear#bear x tiger#becky and tiger#they seriously make me insane
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ngl gamers, I think I'm gonna inevitably lose to the hormones and depression in the near future XD
Can't bring myself to be active cause I'm using a lot of energy to not vent post all the time. But fuck it, into the tags I go!
#I want NO MESSAGES regarding this. let me just be upset and alone#you spend most of your life trying to not succumb to sick brain but honestly I don't think it's worth it in the long run#my life is for better or worse....decent. but I've lost the drive and happiness to really DO anything a long time ago. like whats the point#the only reason I havent killed myself yet is cause Im too lazy (and dont have access to a gun for a quick getaway)#and I'm saying all this DESPITE having stuff to look forward to in the near future. it's like AUGH whats the POINT IM always gonna suffer#why does mental health take such a toll on ppl. this shit sucks ass. and I still feel excited for things in the future too? somehow?#but I also really want to die so. idk man. idk. maybe if I fall in love with someone then I can be distracted but all my walls are up#what's the point in anything anymore. *I* have to take the steps to improve myself and my situation#and I'd rather die. anyways who wants to make a pact that once we reach 40 we will marry each other#that might be fun#also my brain has gotten so bad that I am literally considering joining a hiking club to get out more and I FUCKING HATE HIKING#but I should probably do something out of my comfort zone to push myself and who knows maybe I will find a new passion#but let me tell you about the anxiety - oh BOY it's starting to act up again. hahahha#ah well sometimes you just need to scream your feelings out in the tags to get a lil clarity from the brain fog#one day I will fucking die/kill myself but for now I'll just try to make the best out of. whatever the hell this stupid life is. *shrug*#(but hey if any professional hitmen are reading this. feel free to. heh. you know ;) )#also I need to get back to art#gotta do my paid work and that one pic I lined months ago. and clay stuff *continues to bed rot another week because hahahahahahaha*#ah I wish I didn't fail all those years ago. then I would be free. I wish I was free#ok goodnight I promised myself that I would do paid work when I wake up tomorrow so hopefully no more migraines -pray emoji-
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thinking about a wishbaby natejo series where after jo re-signs with the avs they spend the night together walking around denver like they did in juniors and the next morning they both wake up to babies on their doorstep and the first thing they think to do is call each other
#think about the potential.#jo eventually moving in with nate cuz they're spending so much time together anyway with the babies and jo drops the baby off at nate's when#they go on roadtrips anyway and one night nate like jokingly says well you might as well just sleep with me since we're practically married#and jo goes tomato red and is like what. and then nate backtracks and he's like hahahha that was totally a joke (it was not) and i didn't#mean it (he very much meant it)#things are awkward for the next bit because they've somehow become co-parents and entered a pseudo marriage and are literally living togethe#r and every part of their lives is inextricably intertwined and#yeah#yeah.#natejo
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pretty sure i’ve seen romance movies with scenes like this
#tomgreg#where do i even start with t his horseshit okay here we fucking go.#so tom's first instinct is to go to greg when he's on shaky ground with shiv. the only way he feels safe is to have GREG with him.#who tf would want greg as an attack dog??!?!? lets be fucking real. when he says that i think he means just a dog. just someone loyal.#who loves him and won't dick him around. i think he's pretty tired of it by now.#he wants an alliance with like. ok in this show who would you pick to ally with. i love greg but he's abso useless in terms of skills that#would keep you safe. if anything TOM would keep HIM safe. in fact tom himself says who else has taken care of you. literally spells it out.#he even says greg is a joke; will fail; will fuck up; so what use does he have for tom other than companionship. other than love?#a dog might do tricks for you but your main reason for getting one is usually love. right? at least it should be. it would be in tom's case.#and don't even fucking get me STARTED on ''do you wanna come with me? ...sporus?" like girl.#you know what you told him about nero and sporus right. and now you're saying to him; yeah i was talking about you.#you and me. you're my favourite and i wasn't joking when i said i'd marry you.#the whole while tom is asking greg to be his attack dog his fuckin. eyes and expression we get it you're in love with him. like it's ridic.#and all this coming with phrasing it sounds like they're fucking ELOPING. I HATE IT!!!!!! SHUT UP! stop saying that fucking shit god. god#they are so annoying. anyway#the way tom's voice breaks as he says he has things to do [what things. will i find out later.] and the deal and!!#what am i gonna do with a soul anyways... i have you what do i need it for. and as that paragraph said somewhere. he castrates his soul.#then they giggle and are fucking annoying and greg'S HANDS LOOK LIK EHE'S ABOUT TO IDK. HUG TOM? AROUND THE MIDDLE MAYBE#or do something else. and then they just hug instead and i fucking. ugh. i've had enough tbh good fucking bye
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Just. Had an idea for a beeduo comic. In the Year Of Our Lord 2023?? am I possessed? Is it the fever??? girl this Sickness is Kicking My Ass
#its a comedy one. might actually do it as one Final Hurrah since i never really did anything to say goodbye and thanks#still not watching any of the finales though lmao#btw since i may never actually get around to it#michael beloved asks ranboo if they liked being married. ranboo is like ! yeah obv!!!. and tubbo says the same thing#so michael tries to parent trap them.#only to discover that both of them have individually treasured memories of. the divorces.#ranboo has a scrapbook for each of the four divorces and one of the pictures is them leaving the courthouse with a JUST DIVORCED banner#and tubbo has a stack of shoeboxes with like. selfies of them filling out the paperwork and smiling like newlyweds.#from each and every divorce and marriage#and michael questions them both on it and it becomes increasingly clear that both of them were literally just speed-running amatanormativit#like it was half about getting to get divorced later
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You ever just like blink and remember a fandom you were in like 3 years ago?
Anyway old art redraw:
OLD, BOO, BAD, CRINGE ART, WHY ARE HER ARMS LIKE THAT vs. NEW, KICKS ASS, AMAZING ART
I’ve never actually done anything pixel art like before so this is a first, but I think it looks pretty good!
alt. version under cut
#edited#might make this an annual redraw thing#dwellers empty path#escaped chasm#I remember literally nothing about these games#marry me yoki#yoki#lonely girl#tuyoki#temmie chang#pixel art#fanart#old art#redraw#indie game
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Guess who came up w/ yet another story idea instead of working on my current wips?
🤡👈🏾
#writeblr#writing community#black writers on tumblr#it's a disney doll stop motion idea if you're curious#bc apparently so many of them are below $10 at walmart#and they might be fun to collect#and i thought about them all being regular classmates at school#but then somehow being transported to “their” fairy tale#and they have to make sure to marry their princes or at least secure the crown#but so many of them don't want to#and there's so many things that makes them not really continue the story like they're supposed to#like snow white rejecting the prince bc she's a minor (isn't she literally 14 in the og story? 🙃) + she's aroace#cinderella runs away on horse from her evil step family bc she has adhd and her executive dysfunction makes it hard to manage cleaning#a house that big. + her RSD makes living w/ them even more unbearable than it already is.#Jasmine is extremely modest so that outfit makes her feel very uncomfy#she may also be materialistic and doesn't like Aladdin bc she don't “mess w/ broke boys” sksksk#Ariel uses a wheelchair and is allergic to fish. She may have also read a version of the OG fairy tale and has no interest in Eric lol#these are bound to change and I may not even make this. But we'll see!
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like frfr where are the roleplayers in this fandom lurking i'm trying to stock up 🥛
also:
Just in case:
25+, soukoku (dazai x chuuya, chuuya x dazai) (usual) style: 3rd person, short paragraph (1-3), past tense
genres: angst, slice-of-life, romance, spice 🌶️🔥🔥🔥
(I wrote more about my preferences here and here~.)
Also!!!! I wanna try roleplaying Akutagawa (daaku, chuuaku) more, and Ranpo (ranzai, ranpoe). uvu
I guess I main Dazai ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#bungou stray dogs roleplay#soukoku rp#dazai x chuuya rp#chuuya x dazai rp#bungou stray dogs rp#plz if u wanna be totally rad fandom friends please i freakin beg my guy get in my dms and become my healthily attatched bestie#i write fanfics and also make art and i wanna marry dazai in a totally healthy way#tbh if you are ~30 that would be so cool bc omg i literally almost cry when i see people around my age in fandom plz#daaku rp#akutagawa rp#ranpo rp#ranzai rp#ranpoe rp#chuuaku rp#i might actually start posting on this bloggo abt my love of dazai and fandom things more uvu yeeyee#unrelated life goals: meet dazai kinnies bc what does that even mean fr idk but i wanna know#also i wanna cosplay dachuu and be “just friends” with someone lmao#bungo stray dogs rp#bgs rp#bgsd rp
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oh right i forgot the real reason i stopped listening to broadway clips was that i've got this whole enormous miserable knot in my chest abt having been too socially anxious to do anything with my once-upon-a-time-very-gorgeous voice once i got spat out of the safe little nest of my high school, and like, most of the time i forget that knot even exists, but when i listen to the sort of music i used to be part of making (proper opera but also showtunes) it's like. this whole fast-forward feelings journey thru 'oh right that didn't actually go away, it's still right there in my throat, just calcified' to 'oh okay we tugged the loose end and it's unraveling and actually it was keeping contained a whole rush of tears like aeolus' bag of winds in the odyssey…'
#like i decline 2 actually cry abt it but. sure am on the verge of it lmao. thick sore throat and all#i always forget that when i'm actually happy i sing to myself. it's been a long time since i did that#i mean also a big problem with voice was like. the gender thing#conveniently being a mezzo is ALSO a gender thing which did more work for me than i realized but#was listening to a jeremy jordan medley ft. on the street where you live from my fair lady and had a sudden flashback#to the year i was like 'what if i sang that for our musical theater showcase' and my voice teacher was like. noooo not a Boy Song 4 Girl U!#but i used to sing that to myself all the time. also‚ hilariously‚ the girl that i marry from annie get yr gun#which is just like. literally i still thought i was a straight girl tho. the sheer level of doublethink this required.#what was happening in my brain.#(i mean obviously what was happening in my brain was that like. i knew the limits of acceptability)#(and so i couldn't know anything else abt myself.)#(like i've said this before but i do strongly wonder what else my brain isn't allowing me to know bc i still live with my dad)#(which is like. SO dumb bc honestly i'm not sure there's anything i could do that he'd kick me out/disown me over)#(certainly not anything sexuality or even gender related idt)#(but it's like. i know where the discomfort line is and emotionally i just. can't bear to exile myself out beyond it!)#(even if my doing so might eventually shift the line out to where it embraced me again!)#(sometimes learning yr own deep unacceptability in childhood 4 adhd reasons)#(and also 'yr mother is so depressed nothing you do will ever please her. have fun trying tho!!' reasons)#(makes you just. totally incapable of deliberately rendering yrself less acceptable as an adult even when it would be good for you)#(anyway like. thinking back to the K in old home videos who was like. confident that they were an engaging delight)#(and like. what a charming jeremy jordan of a performer they could have made.)#(if only my whole upbringing hadn't then happened to me and crushed all the unacceptable self-expression out of me.)#anyway. shh don't look at me it's fine! it's all fine. 🫥🫥🫥#formative#feelingsblogging
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