#i might do a part 2 maybeee

[sanb3rry]

strawberry picking w/ eren (∩˃o˂∩)♡

a/n: i've been daydreaming about this sm so enjoy ♡ also theres probably typos, lolol.

it started with you running up to eren when he got out of his last class, “let’s go strawberry picking !” you said as you shoved your phone in his face, “hi babe, i'm good and class went pretty well, how about you?” you rolled your eyes. “welll? are you gonna come with me?” you batted your eyelashes at him.

“‘course im coming, i’d go anywhere if it meant you’d be there too” he replied as he lead you down the hallway. you kissed him on the cheek, “love you” he smiled at you “love you more, i’ll pick you up at 3 tomorrow”

weekend had come by and you were fixing your hair and got a text from eren saying he was outside. you took the keys and your phone and locked your house.

"you look pretty" he commented as you got in his car. "thank you" you smiled at him. once you got there, you immediately got a basket for yourself cause eren didn't want one and got inside the greenhouse.

"it's steamy in here" eren commented, "mhm, yea." you nodded. you took his hand leaded him to an aisle, "look at these they're so cute." you squealed as you saw the strawberries.

"cute?" eren asked, confused on how strawberries can be cute. "yes, they're so cute, i just wanna eat them up." you cooed. "you're adorable" he remarked. "shut up.", he chuckled at your flustered state. you picked strawberries and put them in the basket that eren insisted to hold.

“c’mere” he called. “hmm?” you turned to him and you saw him pick a flower from the strawberry bush. “it’s pretty just like you.” he said as he carefully put it in your hair. you felt your face get hot and it somehow got hotter when he pecked your lips.

“you’re pretty too.”

“yea?” he smiled, “yea.” you kissed him again.

as you finished picking all the strawberries you went through them to pick out any bad ones that you put in accidentally. “why are we doing this again” he asked, “cause i want to make sure they’re all perfect” you answered. he hummed in response, “look at this one, it looks like that cat you obsess over.” he showed you the strawberry that freakishly resembled hello kitty.

“woah! it looks like so much like her,” you took the strawberry out of his hands and observed it. “and we both know you know her name.” you looked up at him. “maybe i do, maybe i don’t.” he shrugged.

you both finished picking out the bad strawberries and went to go get them packed. “we picked so many.” you said as you saw all the boxes. “yeah, should i give one to armin?” he asked, you nodded.

after you got done with everything, you two got in his car to leave. “what are you gonna do with these?” eren quizzed. “i’m gonna use them to bake cupcakes! you should come over when i do.” you replied with excitement.

he chuckled at your enthusiasm, “hm, alright. i’ll be sure to be the best taste tester ever.” he said. “if you want to get a taste of them, you better help.”

“i’ll be sure to help by taste testing” he responded, whispering the last part. “what was that?” you questioned.

“nothing.” he laughed.

© sanb3rry2023

[moonstruckme]

hi lovely! could i pretty please get a blueberry muffin (part 2) with this fic:

https://www.tumblr.com/moonstruckme/727381518213857280/not-sure-if-youre-taking-requests-buttttt

thank you!! 🫶🫶

Thanks for requesting <3

part 1

cw: concussion, vomit mention, maybeee some d/s dynamics? in the soft sense though

poly!marauders x fem!reader ��� 812 words

You’ve forgotten your sandwich again. It stays suspended in the air, halfway between your mouth and your plate, while you stare at the coffee table like there’s a riddle in the scratches on the wood. 

“Sweetheart,” Sirius prompts you. You look over at him, lost, and he nods to your sandwich. “Are you full?” 

“Oh.” You shake your head. “No.” 

You take another bite and press your lips together hard as you chew. Sirius worries you might cry again. It’s been on and off tears since they nabbed you from Marlene’s and if your aim was to cut through Sirius’ anger about you going when you shouldn’t have, you’ve done it thoroughly. He feels like he’s being cleaved open with each one that rolls down your cheek. 

“Does the paracetamol feel like it’s working?” Remus asks you. 

You nod, swallowing. 

Remus repositions himself in the arm chair, propping his chin on his hand with a sigh. James stops midway between the bathroom and the sitting room, his hair wet from the shower. 

“Uh oh,” he says. “Are we talking?” 

“We’re talking,” Remus confirms. 

James makes a face but sits down. His knee immediately begins bouncing. 

As ready as Sirius was to tear into you earlier, he feels for you too. You look into your lap as you pull the sleeves of Remus’ jumper over your fingers, waiting for someone to start. 

“Dove,” Remus sounds exhausted with this already, “you knew why going to that party was a bad idea for you.” 

“Yeah,” you say quietly. 

“Then why did you?” 

You’re picking apart the knit of Remus’ sleeve. Sirius takes your hands in his, stopping you. Your eyes linger on them. “It’s Marlene’s birthday,” you say. “She’s my friend.” 

“She is your friend, angel,” James says gently. “Do you think she really would have cared if you’d missed her party if she knew how awful it was for you to be there?” 

You look like you’re chewing the inside of your lip. “It wasn’t awful.” 

“You got sick on the drive home,” Sirius reminds you. Okay, it’s possible he’s still a little angry. “Do you mean to tell me that was the result of you having a good time?” 

He immediately feels like shit when your expression twinges painfully. 

“I know you wanted to be there for Marlene,” Remus cuts in, “and to make her happy, but I don’t think it was worth making yourself miserable.” His voice is calm. Sirius doesn’t know how he does it; Remus was the most upset when they learned you’d gone to the party, but somehow he manages to keep his tone gentle, his expression kind as he talks you through the fallacies in your own reasoning. “You need to be more considerate of yourself, dove.” 

“You are a considerate person,” James says. “We love that about you, sweetheart. You’re kind, and you’re always thinking about everyone else, it’s just that sometimes you think about them too much. Marlene getting to see you at her party, versus you getting the rest you need to keep your concussion from getting worse…” He mimes a scale with his hands, making a face. “It’s not a very fair trade-off, yeah?” 

You nod but don’t speak. Your eyes are on your lap, and when Sirius dips his head to try and see you better, your lips are a harsh, tortured line. He squeezes your hands. 

“Yeah,” you say, your voice thin. 

Remus makes a soft sound, reaching for you. “Come here, babydove.” 

You join him in his chair and Sirius sees his boyfriend’s worry finally dissipating as he mushes brief, ardent kisses into your hair. James smiles softly. 

“You’re alright,” Remus promises, voice muffled from how his lips are stuck to your head. He rubs up and down your back firmly while you hide your face in his chest. “We just want you to understand. So you don’t do it again.” 

“I know.” Your voice sounds fragmented, and it’s like ice picks through Sirius’ chest. “Sorry, it’s not you guys, I just—” You take a stilted breath. James moves to perch on the arm of Remus’ chair so he can squeeze your shoulder. “I just really don’t feel well.” 

“Oh, I know.” Remus rests his forehead on top of yours. “I’m sorry.” 

“Do you feel like you could be sick again, baby?” Sirius asks. When you shake your head, he stands. “Then let’s go to bed, yeah? Do you feel sufficiently lectured?” 

Your shoulders give a little shake, and though he already suspects it’s from laughter, James’ grin confirms it. 

“Do you want us to keep Remus away from you?” James teases, giving your shoulder another squeeze. “Would that make you feel better?” 

“Yes,” you say, while winding your arms around Remus’ waist. 

Remus doesn’t even feign offense. Only cups the back of your head and mushes another kiss into your hair.

[activesplooger]

Progress Update on some WIPS! + teasers! :) | Doe!Reader x Alastor SMUT | Help Me: Part 3 Vox x Assistant!Reader | His New Obsession: Reader x Yandere!Vox

a few days ago i posted a screenshot of some WIPS, and i thought I’d give a progress update! + teasers! i promise im working on everything guys i just want everything to be quality :) ive also been quite busy so, yeah!

Doe!Reader x Alastor SMUT 1/2 DONE

About halfway done! Maybe a lil less than halfway? So far I’ve gotten a lot of the exposition out of the way and im starting to get onto the dirty little smutty part ;) its taking awhile bc ive been busy ALSOO smut is hard asf to write and writing deer themed smut is even harder! lmao guys the amount of deer mating season research ive done is crazy im definitely on some type of watch list now bc of my weird search history lol. I’ve gotten a lot done though! Should be out soon, I’ll let you guys know when itll be out when I get more of it done! A teaser is on my page if u wanna see it!

Help Me: Part 3 Vox x Assistant!Reader

i dont rlly have an exact fraction amount for how much is done lol. i promise i didnt forget about it guys 🙏 i have the whole story pretty much planned out! all the scenes and stuff i want to include (+ the ending duh) are all written down! perchance ill do a bigger teaser tmrw idk sometime this wknd maybeee. I have all the scenes planned out and ik how the whole story is gonna go i just have to articulate it into words and spice it up! :) stay tuned!!

teaser!:

“The Vee's empire grew exponentially and are now the three top overlords in hell. You still worked for Vox, however, your job description changed over the next few years. A lot changed over the next few years…. You went from being introduced as “This is Y/N, my friend and assistant!” to “This is an employee of mine, she won’t be a bother.”.”

this whole paragraph is subject to change, i wouldve done a bigger teaser but im just so unsure about the other paragraphs i might literally delete it all and redo them and i dont wanna edge u guys like that lol.

His New Obsession: Reader x Yandere!Vox

OK THIS ONES SO RANDOM BUT LEMME COOK LMAO. this one has SO MUCH BUT ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE LOL. its gonna be like pretty smutty i think like toxic sweater electrocute my fukin pussy type smut. its gonna be a big one bc im trying not to make it into different parts but that might change. its gonna be a fat minute till it comes out im just chipping away at it every once in awhile 4 fun! :))

teaser!:

“Yes, dear,” Vox gestures to Papermint standing idly in a corner, “This one over here will also be my assistant. You’ll handle the more personal needs of mine while Papermint handles more business related needs.”

“I see…”

Vox, completely entranced by you, puts your resume down and extends a hand out to you across the desk, “Well, that’s all I really need! Congratulations! You got the job!”. Winning sound effects could be heard from Vox’s speakers as he congratulates you.

“Oh! I-Is that it..? No questions..?”

“Nope, I’ve seen enough- Actually, what size are you?”

“Uh… Why?”

“For your uniform, of course!”

(this is also subject to change btw! im slowly doing it its just kind of a fun lil random thing i like to do when i need a break or just feel like it)

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stay tuned folks! if u wanna be tagged for any of these lmk in the replies!

[imahinatjon]

MAYBEEEEE another version of them with an s/o who has adhd including fyodor sigma nikolai and MAYBEEE dazai? Lots of love ❤️

Thank you for another request ♡

2nd part to this one - https://www.tumblr.com/imahinatjon/738986103250485248/ok-hi-im-back-what-about-jouno-and-tecchou-with?source=share

I feel like since I've already done 2, I'll do some more. Even if it doesn't represent a reader with adhd perfectly, I like how they've been turning out.

That being said, Dazai isn't in this one, he'll be in a third one.

Hope its good. It took longer than expected :3

Fyodor/Nikolai/Sigma

Fyodor

• If he was a bit more considerate. If he was a BIT nicer. He'd probably be the best person for you to be around in like... the whole world.

• But he isn't, so he's not.

• Doesn't mean he doesn't love you and doesn't mean your going to be made to feel uncomfortable.

• Or... you will at first, until you realise that how he's acting is just typical Fyodor behaviour.

• I personally believe fyodor could and would talk a LOT. If there's a topic he's interested in, or thinks your interested in he'll talk about it until there is nothing else he can say. Doesn't care if you stop listening halfway through.

• He's having his monologue, thank you.

• Don't worry though, if your prone to doing that sort of thing too, he will listen to you talk also. It's only fair.

• He'll listen until you say something wrong. Like, get a fact wrong or if something you say doesn't quite make sense.

• He'll correct you. He means no harm (no real harm anyway), he just finds your embarrassment kinda cute, but he also thinks you should be informed, so you don't get embarrassed infront of other people.

• He doesn't like constant fidgeting. It IS annoying to him. But it's you, and given that he enjoys your company enough, he'll tolerate it. Won't even mention it.

• He likes to play cello for you, and it's so beautiful and enchanting sometimes that you'll sit infront of him watching and listening for hours.

• Even if you don't like that kind of music typically, there's just something about him playing for you that commands your attention.

• He won't keep you too long though.

• All in all? It's a good relationship. He MIGHT be controlling, and MAY be inconsiderate (at times) but he actually cares.

Nikolai

• You have an abundance of energy? So does he!

• Your easily distracted? So is he!

• He's not you, but, I feel like you match eachothers energy.

• Nikolai doesn't like it when you zone out. You aren't responding to him, which makes talking a little weird, but he talks anyway, about anything and everything. May even slip a few major secrets in here and there. He's not worried though, he knows you aren't listening.

• Nikolai likes to take you out, go to different places.

• Like an amusement Park.

• There's lots to do, plenty to see, assuming you don't have a crippling fear of rollercoasters.

• Neither of you are going to get bored.

• There are no breaks. Aside from one to go and get food - you'll have to insist on that though.

• He also takes you up to the Sky Casino.

• You two cause a lot of trouble for sigma.

• See, the guy doesn't recognise you, nikolai didn't exactly tell the others about your relationship status.

• So, you can get in the casino, with a little bit of money. Meaning, you can cause havoc.

• You have done it a few times. Riled up a few of the customers, caused a scene. Using the words nikolai has been feeding to you.

• You might end up on a ban list.

• But it's all in good fun!

Sigma

• So, Sigma is like... he's going to be there for you, always. Its one of his life goals.

• Priority = casino + you

• You spend most your time in the casino because of your relation to him, the manager.

• Also means he can keep a better eye on you.

• He knows you so well. He's not the best at the whole relationship thing, and he has a casino to manage. But he tries his hardest, and likes to be well informed.

• Because of him, you never get into any trouble.

• Like, you might say something a little uncouth or rude, but there's always someone there to stop others from lashing out at you.

• There's also always someone around for when you trip over something you did not see, or bump into someone you didn't realise.

• It's not always Sigma, but he tries to be there when he can be. He is a busy man afterall.

• But, you do spend a fair amount of time together.

• If you like crafts, and have many different projects on the go all at the same time. He's always happy to listen to what you have to say about it.

• He'll enthusiastically praise whatever it is you've done during these small projects.

• He even funds it sometimes. If it'll keep you happy and out of danger (some customers can be rather unkind), he'll get you all that's necessary, even if you don't finish it.

• You two also have 'calm time'

• That's what he calls it anyway.

• It's where you two sit down or lie down together, cuddling, and he listens to you talk about your day.

• Even if you go off track a bit, he likes listening to what you have to say, even better if you have no filter, because you hold nothing back and it's just so interesting!

• Plus your voice is nice.

• If you ask, he WILL tell you about his day, but it may take some coaxing. He doesn't want to bore you.

• Assure him it's not boring. Even if it's a lie.

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Good? Hopefully 😅

[kamiversee]

SO I READ THIS LAST NIGHT BUT I FORGOT TO SEND AN ASK CAUSE I IMMEDIATELY SLEPT AFTER !!!

Kami please I will bow down to the ground, forehead to dirt and everything in front of you for this piece of heaven. Genuinely cried ngl, like brat tamer Choso??? Sassy Choso??? It's so WEIRD seeing Choso take the reigns when there's Gojo there too but it's so GOOD like a weird kind of good and I'm so happy to be sandwiched between the best boys ever

Applause to reader man cause sex ban for three weeks? Haven't kissed him in 16 days? Yeah I would fold after a day of the sex ban if he comes home from work grunting and groaning tiredly while taking off his clothes like ??? Kamo Choso with that deep husky voice of his would get me down on my knees the moment he steps inside his house, literally all my dignity and shame are out of the window at that point.

Like everyone else, I'm sooo fucking curious about the phone call cause to me, both are so possessive over reader so I wonder if it's just Gojo thinking with his dick that made him accept this offer (probably is ngl) Choso too like 😭 wdym you aren't a jealous boyfie you almost pummeled Ino to the ground in the cafe

Part 2 and 3 will be the literal death of me, when Choso gives orders to Gojo like yeahhh catch me at my funeral. Like no lube, no protection, eiffel tower, dp, all day, all night, no stopping. Cuck Choso is best Choso and are we maybeee maybe?? getting a glimpse of a little subby Gojo to dom Choso?

UGHSSH I WANNA GET DESTROYED BY THOSE TWO SO BAD IT AINT EVEN FUNNY. I'm going feral just thinking about it I might have to reread it again 😭😭😭

Warning; Yap sesh 😀

When I fist thought abt it, I realized Gojo & Choso really never interact directly so I thought writing them tg would be hard but it’s actually so much more easier than I thought 🥴

The only reason Choso’s so dominant (as of rn) is bc he’s in the process of putting his gf in place, take her out the equation or catch Choso when he’s feining for her & it’d be a whole different situation

But dw, the tables may turn on him a lil bit in the next part (Spoiler alert; Gojo’s a yapper.)

AND IK THREE WEEKS MIGHT BE HARD TO IMAGINE BUT, she is known for her… somewhat decent self-control as long as barriers are set ;)

Now if she drank even once within those three weeks…….. tht sex-ban wouldve been out the window 💀

ALSO ME TOO GIRLIE IM SUCH A SUCKER FOR DEEP VOICES 😩 The second Choso comes home all tired and lazy, probably humming out a low “Baby I missed you s’much,” as he’d probably try to wrap his arms around me— yeah, I’d fold.

&& I think I’ll do a lil blurb for their convo in the room just for y’all :)

Lastly, just to tease yall some more, there is a couple (but mainly one) subby Gojo & dom Choso moment— it’s only for like a split second but it’s. It’s making my brain stutter just thinking about it 😉

[missamyrisa2]

I'm 30. I've been involved the community for a long time, including reading and writing tickle fics on literotica for over 10 years and... god, I don't think I've ever come across someone who teases quite like you. Sometimes I just scroll your blog, blushing like mad and seeing how long I can stand it... from one writer to another, you really capture the most heart-racing, exhilarating and downright sexy things about tickling. I really admire and respect your work.

I know it's anonymous, but I'm so shy that it actually took me a while to work up the courage to ask... could I persuade you write a tease for a very blushy, easily flustered transmasc person...? My ears are by far my worst spot, but I really love being tickled on my armpits, and bottom, the most...

Thanks for all you've given to our community. ♡

Awwweee~!! Oh my goooosh you're sooo sweet thank youuu~~<33 Sooo you may know I got my start making gifs from my favorite tiny moments in tickle videos. That's what tickling really is for me, those little amazing seconds that stretch out into infinity because the sensation hits soooo perfectly at your core~ and I try my best to realllly capture those concentrated bursts of giggle euphoria with my writing which led me to the teases and flash fiction~!

And I totallyyyy understand being shyyyy~ when I send asks even anon I close my eyes and tap send and then run away from my phone eeeep~~

butttt you should knowww shyyyyness is onlyyy gonna make me tickle you mooooore~!! Awwww~ tickle booooyyy tickle boyyy~ are you blushinggg? Maybeee you'd like to read over my drafts while I coo and commentate~ give you a niiiice little tour backstage, go behind the feathery purpley curtainnnn~

And why of courseee the silky restraints are necessary darling darling tickle boyyy~ I don't want you to miss anyyything~ and this way I can hover rightttt by your ear and tell you all about these stories and teasesss I'm working on~ Ooh yesss first is this account of my tickle therapyy~ do you just feel ittt? Feel how utterly giggly and helpless I felt on the table even not being tied? Wouldn't you just looove that tooo? Aww are my lips brushing your ears so close? How much does it tickle when I brush my lipssss on your ears and whisper about the tickle tools I could use on youuuu for tickle therapyyy like a niiice featherrr oooh~! A feather just like thissss~ let's just twirl that on your other ear mmmhmm

Now now don't get growlyyyy on me cutie pieee~ or doooo~ because it's adorable to make you giggle and squeak like a cutie when you're trying to be so tough and defiant. Are you my tough cookie mmmm? Oooh this next drafttt yesss that's the endlessly being worked on Flight TK-01 Part 3. Seee the first part was when the silly boy was repeatedly tickle examined and probed by the airport security and tickled sooo badly on his lil honeyspot, and then because he made the flight late he was punished by being strapped to the service cart and wheeled down the aisle to be tickled by groups of passengers~ awww can you just imagine ittt? Your underarmsss yesss~ these two underarms right here that I'm tickling nowwww~ so exposeddd and everyone getting to dig in and scribble their fingers around to make you cackle giggle snarl like thatttt?

Funnyyy thing is I totally wrote that part about him being on drink cart as like a ridiculous ending, I originally planned to have it where he never made the flight but I alwaysss like to have a little crazy ending on my stories~ and yes yes yes your underarms are sooo ticklish especially when I trace the rims and go into the center huhh? It's just funnyy that my little extra bit ended up being everyone's favorite part of that storyyy~ how about your hips and belly huhh? Ticklish hereee? Awww tickle booyyyy tickle boyyy~

Part 2 of that story has a crazy science girl and a wicked machine for probing his honeyspot. That oneee I think might scare some peopleeee it's a little wilddd~ anyyyywayy part 3 is gonna find our tickle boy~ heyyy just like youuu tickle boyyy~ finally getting to his destination for work and oooh myyyy the new bossss is notttt happyyy with all that's happened buttt she's sooo intrigued from the reportsss~ so yeahhh you have ticklish legs~! Riiight along your thighs maybe? What about these kneeees~ mmhmmm I can squeeeze and massageee oh darling darlinggg ~ I don't think we're gonna get to all my drafts no nonooo not when you're so cute and ticklish like thisss~

Besidesss the chair is funnn like I have ways to make you talk ~ or giggle growl at least~ but reallyyyy we're going over to the bed mmmhmmm~ come on noww~ take your tickles like a man nowwww~ that's itttt face downnnn~ let ticklemama strap you in come on~ Awww look at how your tush bouncessss when you're soo helplesss~~~ bounce for meee giggle boyyy~ Nooo? What if we just take miss duster here and fluttter fluffer your tushy tushhhh~

Yeahhh there you goooo~ there you gooo~ tickle boyyy you can't resist meee~ fluttery feathers riiight on this cheeeek and that cheeeek and oooh yes you know where it's goin~ riiight in betweeen mmhmm let's get that royal crevice dusted out nowwww~ and ahh yessss look at what we have hereeee it's a totally ticklish royal zone! Bouncy bouncyyyy~ Let's just keep that going while I come back up here and tell you moreee~

TIckle boyyy ticklish cute tickle boyyy~ aww sooo shyyyy~ does it tickle when I kiss your earrrry ear? Ooh? It's not eerie? Nahhh it's nottt you're just cuteee as a bug's ear~!! Giggle it all out now for ticklemamaaaaa~ Let's just put my duster between your legs with that soft fluff on your royal area so you can bounce on itttt while I work these underarmsss ~ mmmhmm armpit massage timeeee~ and guess whatttt? My lips are riiight here darlinggg~ are you my tickle guy hmmm? Gonna give me alll those growly adorable giggles?

Muuah muahh~ there's kissiesss for your earrr and bzzzztt buzzies for your other ear! Awww you just can't take it huhhh? Sooo much ticklyyy affection and loveee~ this is what you neeed sweetie pieee just overloaded with tickly lovvvesss~ Mmmh ticklish armpitssss soooo ticklish to this little massagy massage huhhh? You just giggle it all out my giggle guy~ I'll be here to kiss it alll betterr ~ mmmhmm tickle mama alwaysss makes it better~<33

[furballfaggot]

my buddy convinced me to make an animal jam play wild account since it actually still gets proper updates and so far my feelings have been. mixed. overall i havent done nearly as much as anyone else bc my account has existed for maybeee 2 or 3 hours? so this is just my first impressions. im also kinda biased bc ive been playing animal jam classic for years and years and YEARS. back when 9 + 10 = 21 was still unironically funny and every cool kid in class read warriors. might update this post with extra thoughts as i go along! all opinions below the cut bc this is an absurdly long post

ive only played a few levels of overflow (and it might be because i played on expert because i Definitely have no overbearing hubris casting a shadow upon my better judgement) but the gem payout being higher than AJC for each level you complete is a very welcome change (2 gems times X number, seemingly determined by how long your path is, vs AJPWs i think it was like 5 gems times X number determined by how long your path is? either that or like 10. idk i blew a whole half hour on overflow alone and it was almost 6 AM by the time i finished so my brains kinda muddled)

also, membership has become far less of an overbearing nightmare monster for AJPW in comparison to AJC! thats a good thing! personally i think that membership just Shouldn't but thats because i think any monetarily-accessed subscription anythings just Shouldn't especially in this day and age. i got to go to the clothing store and buy things i liked and i didnt just have to longingly stare at the paywalled options like a maiden gazing out to sea and it felt great

dont like how theres so many fewer options for shopping for Like Everything but its a far more ambitious game than AJC what with everything being 3d modeled, and its got a younger target demo and theyre usually happy with whatever looks cool, so it checks out. haha. funny pun that was intended definitely. whats there is also pretty great and the den item options you get started off with are both way more cool and way more More than classic in its hayday. idk about the ajc starting den items now though i dug my old account from the ashes of who i once was when i decided to pick classic up again. i dont actually remember if you start with any den items in ajc now that i think about it i might be misremembering. that still means play wild has that point against classic though. shame theres no water animals but they could maybe possibly be added in an update pretty please wildworks if by some miracle youre reading this i am begging and pleadi

really my main issue so far is with how many things cost real-world money. theres next to nothing that requires a membership to even be bought aside from one members-only map location my buddy warned me about beforehand -- which, as a reluctant f2p since literally like 5th grade, ive been playing this game for Far too long, i do genuinely appreciate -- but boy oh boy you can sure tell this was mainly developed as a mobile game. there is so much pay-real-money-for-trinkets stuff and you just Cannot disable that menu. at least let me get rid of the little button that tells me i can spend the hard-earned bucks on moms credit card to get 1/4th the amount of animals of AJC man thats all i ask of this part

also this is largely unrelated but can i just say i DESPISE how many things are like "hi heres a welcome bonus :) oh but you need to pay like 3 bucks for it. yeah its usually 5 but for a Special New Player Like You? its a steal!" like thats not a welcome bonus thats an entry fee. i know thats like a paltry amount of money compared to most things Just Ever but its also coming from a guy whos family usually has zero money to spare

[hospitalterrorizer]

diary217

4/19-20/2024

friday - saturday

i think my broken shoes are actually fine basically, i snapped them back together.

glue would be nice but it can wait it seems like. just need to be a little more careful with them.

what i can't stand today, or i guess it's a couple things, i cut my bangs and i think they're at least even now but too high but blehh whatever they will grow out and stuff or i hope they will and they'll look how i want but really i can't stand these fucking bugs in the house i can't take it anymore there are too many it's just an infestation and i can't do anything about it i really really don't know what to do to keep them away from us, they've just been here and i can't do anything other than kill them, spray this essential oil stuff at the areas i think they're living in / near and stuff but they're just, there's so many, there are so many young, i must have killed over 10 today. i just really feel like i can't live here anymore or something i can't deal with this i can't stop thinking i'm seeing them on food and things and i feel like i need to throw so much out. i want to die.

i seriously can't stop thinking about how it would be so much better to just die or hurt myself so i stop thinking about them so much i keep imagining them and stuff little black dots all over the floor disappearing as soon as i can focus any better. maybe i am crazy and stuff but it's so awful i feel helpless and i can';t do anything, i am just like fucked or something. this place feels so impossible to clean and i work and i can't do anything about it. i don't want to be in the kitchen because they're in there, they have to be living on all the motor parts of the fridge and stuff and i hate hate hate it.

i hope my bangs are cute when i do them and stuff tomorrow. i feel so awful. i probably deserve it or something.

i am listening to my album now at least, to see how i feel about it. 3 songs in so far, i like it, everything is feeling pretty right up to then at least.

i will put my notes here

track 4 feels slightly unbalanced, i should lower the guitar synth + reg synth in the chorus + the crashes/hats/stuff (all by somewhere from 1 to 3 db), and then unity gain up that instrumental track, maybe boost vox a touch too (probably only around 1db).

track 5 might need an added vocal take to make a transition part in it less awkward? but sounds good i m o... i do need to add some brightness to the vox, a little extra high end i suppose...

need to bump vocals on track 8 (by like 2-3 db honestly) + make space for the kick, probably just bump it as well? sounds very right though.

too much sibilance in track 13, need to tame that + reintroduce some mids back into the vocal mix. + bump vocals too.

track 14, maybe add some gain to the instrumental while lowering guitars a touch (1db maybe).

track 17, needs space for kick, need to get the guitars to have more low-mid content maybe, cut some of that from the bass? idk. seems mostly there.

track 18 is one of the problem tracks, but it sounds a lot better, maybe one issue is that i need the kicks to be a bit higher, so i can cut the bass a touch maybe, it kinda 'hovers in a weird way, the song could also be too loud, maybe, so i can lower the gain on the mastering chain on .. the master track , whoa ...

track 19 maybe could use some of the unity gain stuff i've been doing, but the guitars are kind of where i want, maybe it's the bass i have to lower here, but like, 1 db, both of the basses i use i think,,, huhmmm, that seems like a good idea tbh, the bass is a little monstrous but it does sound really good, i want it to be pretty prominent.

track 20 needs to be re-exported cuz i left one thing on solo, whoops, but what's there is kind of a mess maybe, the guitar sound could have too many low mids, i could shelf that out but like, 1db maybeee, that would be good.

track 23 i think i might want to try a different amp sim / impulse on the guitars to see what happens, could be very useful for me t b h.

track 25 i might need to do the unity gain stuff, guitars down by 1-2db i think, and then master instrumental up. bass down too maybe in that case but less than the guitar sounds.

track 27 guitars down, rest up in unity, by 2-3 db i think. bass too w/ that maybe but idk, raise vocals too if i do that but i think i like this one a lot, it just needs some more volume to be more legible i think.

track 29, i need to boost bass a little.

so 12 little changes here, that's a lot less than i expected, and they're also all a lot less messy seeming to work w/ than i thought.

i am glad i am liking it more this listen, i know i oscillate a lot but it's really nice for now, i guess i need some kind of bright spot today. not that today has been terrible it's just i wanted to be able to relax, focus on other stuff, but i couldn't. i am just too unstable becuz of work, because i get so fried from it i guess.

anyway i need to sleep soon, so

byebye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nfnfnfnfndnfkfjfndksjsndnxjsojsn]

You seem cool ! (completely unrelated tangent in the askbox time) PLEEAASE I was into danganronpa in 2018 like insanely

n then finally got around to (watching a playthrough I don’t play games lol) of V3 in 2020 despite knowing all the spoilers so it wasn’t as good (or it just wasn’t as good in general- goodbye despair is my favorite) everytime I see someone posting about it I become the fish being fed a carrot like EOUGJH trying not to get back into it. I know I’d fall back so easy I have the first goodbye despair manga……….them…………….

uhm anyway thanks for listening 🧇 sorry if this was annoying

To make up for it I’m helping to manifest you a boyfriend‼️🙏

HI anon seeing this and a little chat-box(?) message made my might after sporadic crying and then learning how to braid my hair and then back to sad and now I'm ok !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seeing this danganronpa ask made me happy haha ( people don't ask me about it a lot i just post about it for like months on end then a big stop then back 2 it lol ) SAME HERE!, the first video i watched for danganronpa was EVERY SINGLE KILL/DEATH IN DANGANRONPA ( SPOILERS ) ( back in like 2019-2020 maybeee ) and i was like wowww this is so cool as i just spoiled the entire series for myself I'm more of a trigger happy havoc guy but that's cuz my fav mondo is in it but sdr2 is super good i feel like no danganronpa game is overrated of course some are underrated but the series is so big and full of stuff that everyone likes their own niche things in it ( i do wonder if people like sdr2 better or v3 ) i cant pick personally I've tried but i cant. you should get back into it maybe since the community or fandom has calmed down sure there is still some weirdos i feel like but you have to get cons with every pro but its a lot more calmer haha AND SAME I ALSO HAVE THE FIRST SDR2 MANGA i wish i could have them all but that's another story and of course i love listening as much as i love talking and its not annoying asks r like my fav part of having a blog i feel like a celebrity in some way. AND HAHAthank you we can only wait maybe by this point i should just be my own boyfriend lololololol

[psychologeek]

Hi, thanks for reaching out and asking!

This is important, because words are important as a description and a way to measure the world.

And what really bothers me with your reply, is the way your comment shows lack of understanding of the situation. I don't say it to be mad at you spesificly, but bc it has some very disturbing consequences.

I also find it especially disturbing the way you use the holocaust (which you seem to not have an actual connection to, or actual knowledge except the "everyone knows" that isn't accurate.)

This isn't about you, btw. This is me very pissed about cultural appropriation, the abuse of a memory of the holocaust, and the general... Idk. Disinformation?

In this rb, I'll go through:

1. Genocide (Or: why you shouldn't Cherry pick definition)

2. War (not everything is the worst thing ever).

3. "You can't tell intentions!" (Well, actually...)

4. Holocaust appropriation (and why it's a real problem)

5. Joe's house (or, is it?)

Genocide

This is a dictionary description, not law.

Here's a long, good post from a lawyer that explains what is Genocide and why this isn't the case

But also, you can't just look at one side of it. If you use only Chery-pick definitions, it means that every mass killing is a genocide.

9/11? American Genocide. Many died, from a spesific nation.

2004 Madrid train bombings? Spanish Genocide, according to you.

In fact, looking at the amount of civilian deaths during WW2, you can say that there was genocide towards the Third Reich (Nazi Germany):

I hope we agree that those weren't, in fact, genocides?

This is war. War is bad, and hard, and horrible (mostly for civilians).

War

"Israel killed many Palestinians"

Hi, do you remember why this started?

Do you remember how everyone online cheered before we even started counting our deaths? Do you remember the massive bombing of Israel for months? You probably never heard about the more then 20 years, in which the southern part of Israel has been bombed with rockets coming from Gaza.

- this is called war. War in urban warfare, to be precise. When there's a combat, people usually die. But also, just like Hamas reports - you don't seperate between soldiers, combat-soldiers, and civilians. This is a very, VERY important difference to make, and honestly? One of the things that should be concerning everyone.

Death is not a good thing. Unfortunately, it's very common during war.

Which is why when there's war, one of the authorities' job is to *decrease* the amount of civilians in the area (hence - the number of uninvolved casualties - both death and injuries).

By doing things like evacuation, setting up displaced camps/complexes (in-country refugees), and reaching out to a 3rd party country to take in and care for their civilians (aka refugees).

But I got sidetracked.

Another thing to remember, is that. There's a reason why it started. Why it's going on. Can you think about, idk, a reason why maybeee the IDF would be in Gaza? What they might be trying to get/do?

I'll give you a clue - there was a ceasefire at October 6th.

Intentions

(This is me getting pissed)

It seems the argument is really in the second half of the definition, intention. And so I genuinely ask, how do you know?

We’re all aware that governments have professionals responsible for top of the line communication strategy right?

Because you can, in fact, know those things.

You can see plans - about what and how to kill the people. Discussions about supply and commands chains, preparation etc. everything that involves multiple people, has a lot of papers and bureaucracy - bc people needs to eat, and sleep, and move.

We have records of the "Wannsee Conference", The purpose of it was to ensure the co-operation of administrative leaders of various government departments in the implementation of the Final Solution to the Jewish Question, whereby most of the Jews of German-occupied Europe would be deported to occupied Poland and murdered. 

The Armenian Genocide: records show the government aimed to reduce Armenians to no more than five percent of the local population in the sources of deportation and ten percent in the destination areas. This goal could not be accomplished without mass murder

You can also see it in media and laws, antagonising of the general population in preparation of the actual act of violence.

The campaign to Turkify the economy began in June 1914 with a law that obliged many non-Muslim merchants to hire Muslims. Following the deportations, the businesses of the victims were taken over by Muslims who were often incompetent, leading to economic difficulties.[

prior to the genocide in Rwanda, the creation of Radio Télévision Libre des Mille Collines (RTLM). As the start of the genocide approached, the RTLM broadcasts focused on anti-Tutsi propaganda. They characterized the Tutsi as a dangerous enemy who wanted to seize the political power at the expense of Hutus. By linking the Rwandan Patriotic Army with the Tutsi political party and ordinary Tutsi citizens, they classified the entire ethnic group as one homogeneous threat to Rwandans. The RTLM went further than amplifying ethnic and political division; it also labeled the Tutsi as inyenzi, meaning non-human pests or cockroaches, which must be exterminated.

A special/spesific authority that operates this:

The destruction of the Armenian people and identity in the Ottoman Empire during World War I was spearheaded by the ruling Committee of Union and Progress (CUP).

Einsatzgruppen[a] (German: [ˈaɪnzatsˌɡʁʊpm̩], lit. 'deployment groups';[1] also 'task forces')[2] were Schutzstaffel (SS) paramilitary death squads of Nazi Germany that were responsible for mass murder, primarily by shooting, during World War II (1939–1945) in German-occupied Europe. The Einsatzgruppen had an integral role in the implementation of the so-called "Final Solution to the Jewish question" (Die Endlösung der Judenfrage) in territories conquered by Nazi Germany, and were involved in the murder of much of the intelligentsia and cultural elite of Poland, including members of the Catholic priesthood.

In Rwanda, the Rwandan Patriotic Front (RPF), a rebel group composed mostly of Tutsi refugees, has encouraged it and operated the main events - such as road blocks and radio propaganda. However, Most of the victims were killed in their own villages or towns, many by their neighbors and fellow villagers. Hutu gangs searched out victims hiding in churches and school buildings. The militia murdered victims with machetes and rifles.

We’re all aware that hitler had to work up to genocide and didn’t immediately tell the masses he was actively committing one right?

?????

Literally, since 1933, the german government's OFFICIAL STATE was "we don't want no jews hear. Anyone wants them? No?" Also many anti-jewish laws and persecutions.

There's a children's boardgame called "Juden Raus" (jews out), published in 1936.

“Juden Raus!” is not a “Nazi board game” as it is sometimes called. There is no Nazi symbolism used in the game design and the article published in Das Schwarze Korps shows that the game was disdained – at least officially – in a major publication of the most important Nazi organization. But its true history may never be known for certain and many unsubstantiated rumors about the game exist. What insights are achieved from “Juden Raus!” about Nazi culture? It is hard to

imagine a family sitting at a table playing a game that taught racial hatred. Yet it seems there were people like Rudolf Fabricius who imagined that some families would do just that. Fabricius was one of those mere supporters who thought to make some profit by following in the wake of Nazi anti-Semitic propaganda. Today most people react with disbelief or disgust when informed of the game’s existence. “Juden Raus!” shows that after decades of propaganda, anti-Semitism was so deeply rooted in German society in the 1930s, that someone thought it would be a good subject for a children’s game

Racism is present in many board games, but “Juden Raus!” is unique in its portrayal of how racism manifests itself in society and is a terrifying example of the banality of evil. However, this game’s message of hatred still resonates today. If it were renamed “Muslim Serbs Out!” or “Rwandan Tutsis Out!” this timeless theme of racial hatred could easily be updated. There are many areas of the world where such a game might still find a receptive audience. “Juden Raus!” reminds us that the events of this terrible peri- od in world history are not confined to the past. Viewed in this light the game becomes more then just a distasteful footnote to the history of board games. “Juden Raus!” is a warning to us all.

(Morris-Friedman A., Schädler U., (2003). ""Juden Raus!" (Jews Out!) – History's most infamous board game" (PDF). Board Games Studies Journal (6).)

If the government of Israel, who has a history of cultural and political tension and conflict with Palestine, is killing a large number of Palestinians in a short amount of time, how do you know what the real intentions are behind the action and communication Israel’s government is putting out?

You are, once again, ignoring the events and the history. Did you read actual resources, that aren't Al Jazeera?

(*the problem with Al Jazeera. Also, tend to be extremely biased in muslim-related conflicts. Look at some of the hindu news, esp. Ram Mandir (Rama temple))

I think it was replied in the last parts.

Holocaust Appropriation

You're not the first to do comparisons between holocaust and Gaza.

And

There's something very very wrong about it. Even if you wanf to describe it as genocide, worldwide speaking - there's a genocide every ~20 years. So, many to choose from - but no. Take the holocaust.

And that's before we go into the "Zionism is Nazism" claims and "Zionazi" I keep seeing.

(as someone who knows basically nothing about those movements, I feel like it's similar morality like comparing the Black panthers to the KKK.)

Those claims are also a good way for the world to ignore what happened and still happening to Israel, the kidnapped people still held hostages in Gaza (and the torture, starvation and sexual assaults they suffer, as told by those who were exchanged back.)

Hamas's Holocaust denial, and goals. Your words are cited from it. Which is funny, as Mein Kampf is one of the most common books to find in Gaza's homes.

About this narrative that Palestinian resistance no matter what form is acceptable. Jewkilling cannot exist in a bubble. It cannot be politically neutral. 2,000 years of European (and Arab) antisemitism culminating in genocide have ruined that. Somehow, no one ever speaks about Fez, or Yithrib, or the Magrab, or the Hijaz area.

From a review of Richard Landes’ new book “Can the Whole World Be Wrong?”:

[During the Second Intifada] Israelis were described at the time as the new Nazis. But the malice that was unleashed was even worse. As Landes writes, “It was mostly about being freed from a sense of obligation to the Jews, a chance to take up again the Jew-baiting so long denied Europeans by a politically correct post-Holocaust sobriety.” Landes quotes a poisonous comment made by a member of the House of Lords and reported in the Spectator, “Well, the Jews have been asking for it, and now, thank God, we can say what we think at last.” During that time, I was told something horrifyingly similar to my [=the reviewer’s] face.

Joe's house:

More like:

A's grandad had a big house.

One day there's a home invasion, many die, and A and his siblings are taken to foster care.

They keep in touch with his cousin, who stays in the second floor of the house.

Joe saw the house and decided to live in it.

Years later, A grow out of foster care. Every sibling live in a different place, but they keep in touch.

Fast forward, A's landlord decided to beat him up, steal all his belongings and kick him out of town.

A go back to his granddad's house, which he inherited, and see someone's living there.

They try to live together.

Joe demand that A would pay rent. In exchange, he'll keep him safe.

They live together for a while.

A's brother is in a hard time, and needs a place to stay. He comes to live with A.

Despite there are empty rooms, there's a disagreement.

They go to court.

Court suggests they'll split the house - A get 1 room, Joe gets 4, and they'll share the kitchen (under supervision).

A agrees

Joe doesn't.

That night, Joe breaks into A's room and try to break his door.

A move the court line, and now have half the kitchen and another room.

Which is a good thing, as his cousin who rent at Joe's cousin house, needs a place to stay now.

Joe's cousin got mad at the legal things and attacked her.

For obvious reasons, she doesn't want to rent from him anymore.

Joe calls his buddies (include the cousin) and they threat A and his family to go away.

A doesn't go away.

They fight.

Post-fight agreements means A and his family get more access to the kitchen, and build another toilet for their use. Also, there's a balcony. They also get the big garden.

A and one of Joe's buddies signs a peace offer. Buddy gets the garden. He's also offered the balcony, but doesn't want it.

A's sister get out of abusive relationship and needs a place to stay.

She's now in the room with the cousin.

Joe's still pissed that A is even there.

Joe post online: "HELP! SOMEONE INVADED MY HOME!"

(aaaaand I feel like this metaphor got away from me. But. Uh. You get it?)

More:

Other post (War is hell. Please stop using us as toys)

Genocide turned into a buzzword and dogwhistle.This is the reason it's a problem.

Holocaust: It's been 80 years, and Jewish community worldwide still haven't got back to it's pre-holocaust size. (When 40% of worldwide Jewish population were killed.)

Hamas: not the freedom fighters you were looking for.

Hamas tortured to death a peace activist in Gaza

Another issue with the Genocide claim

Check your damn sources: when videos from Syria going viral as Palestinians

PoW and Hamas

Hypocrisy and the world

perhaps they banned Palestinian flags and not Israel flags is because israel is a country competing in Eurovision and Palestine isn’t.

Israeli flags show support for a competitor. Palestinian flags show protest and disdain only. why should that be allowed at a song contest?

[drottni]

LBFAD rewatch observations part 5

1. Shangque is so pure and straightforward.

2. The way DFQC immediately latches onto any explanation of XLH's behavior of saving him. When Shangque says "she had an opportunity to escape but she gave it up to save you. It shows that..." and DFQC eagerly turns to him and says "shows that?" like yesss please?!?! tell me what does this mean?!?!? someone! anyone! And then immediately rejects the idea of "she's becoming a loyal subject like me!"

3. No words for how beautifully soft that petal shower scene is. Her joy and his smile. 🥺

4. The great Dongfang Qincang and his weakness for Flower Cakes made by his wife.

5. "Damutou is more intimate" !! 🤝🏼 "You can call me whatever you want" !! 🙃🙃🙃🥺

6. Man. Dylan Wang's acting in that "high on XLH's emotions" scene was soooo goood. The tortured joy where he is laughing but you also see his frustration. The angry sadness where you can see him crying but also the rage. His shaking hands as he grabs the Jade Ring and the deep breaths to ground himself. Oof. *Chefs kisses*

7. Also can we just talk about the multiple times he has made a fool of himself in front of his advisors because of her shenanigans but like....it never impacted his reign. They just figured out logical explanations and kind of just went with it... (excluding Xunfeng ofcourse because he actually can and does question DFQC). Like his advisors must be having headaches from the whiplash of emotions he gave them 😆

8. Sulking DFQC and coaxing XLH are the cutest. Ignoring her as they leave the pond illusion. The way he is shaking as he tells her she could have died if he didn't come on time and that she has to stay within his sight always. Her offering up the Destiny Book to please him. His disgruntled "oh so you fixed it right away for Changheng, I see how it is" her "ah but you know what saved me! This little inside thing that only you and I know!". And then finally him easing off and telling her "I would find you anywhere" and her teary eyed "My master who was the dearest person to me said the same thing and you...." All the little ways these two say "I love you I love you" without yet realizing that they do.

9. HIS HANDS. When she passes out and he catches her. His hands just rubbing her shoulder out of affection, concern, the need to feel she is still here alive with him. Ahh. That subtle movement 👌. (Also. Her just passing out from the exertion of her powers and maybeee from the almost realization that this menace of a king, the great Moon Supreme, might also be someone very dear to her. Like yes gurl I too would just pass out on the brink of such a realization)

10. "Are you still angry?" *cute little smile* "No" *sulk* "Yes you are" *pout*... "Damutou, I'm soooryy" *big puppy eyes* "Eat." *melted under the ray of her sunshine*. THE CUTEST BABIESS. (I love that she apologizes. Despite the fact that her intentions had never been to run but she acknowledges that she put him in a bad situation. That she sees how much this upset him and she is sorry for that.)

11. "You can't just come into my heart" 🤝🏼 "I can go wherever I want" 💀💀

12. "Why was I allowed to in the past? What's the difference now?" XLH: UHM SIR I WASN'T IN LOVE WITH YOU THEN. DO YOU MIND IM TRYNA HANDLE THESE NEW FEELINGS.

13. DFQC is such a heavy full of depth and compelling character and I just love Dylan Wang's portrayal and I just--- gahhh! *muffled screams*

14. I don't think I can express in words how much I love the scene of DFQC turning away from XLH while he weeps and then turning and collapsing into her. It is art. It is poetry. It is EVERYTHING. Dylan Wang's acting my god. The pain the sorrow the need for comfort its all so beautifully expressed on his face. XLH's tears and pain for him. The hands. Ofcourse the hands 😭😭 Also. XLH refusing to give up until she found the thorn pricking at him and pulled it out so he could heal. I love her. For seeing the pain and anger buried in him and saying "something here is not right. His reputation as a terrible monster who slaughters his family is wrong. I will figure this out and I will help him however I can" and then doing it! Refusing to back down even at the last minute when he says it isn't her place to ask! Being there for him as he goes through the grieiving process. Fiercely defending him against everyone who dares to say he is heartless. God. I love them both.

15. Head empty no thoughts just DFQC's little hand gesture stopping XLH in her tracks before she can come to stop him from taking the lightening strikes.

16. DFQC asking her to teach him how to be warm towards people because no one ever taught him that 😭😭

17. Her teaching him how to smile by showing it to him and then suggesting to also "hug" Xunfeng and his love adled brain IMMEDIATELY going "How?" *puppy eyes* and her immediately almost folding him into a hug but just barely stopping herself! You cannot tell me he did not know that would happen. He definitely knew she would "show" not "tell" and most definitely wanted her to hug him. We already seen him be sneaky as heck when telling her "No I am still weak I neeeeed you to help me walk" when it was straight up nonsense 😄 Even adding little fake coughs to convince her. I love me a sneaky husband who tries to coax more love out of his wife.

18. "This is the first time I have ever thanked a person. Don't refuse me." 😭🥲

That entire interaction of theirs is so giggle inducingly cute like omg the smiles they can barely contain the teasing "are my flower cakes ready?" "did you finish your medicine" "its too bitter *pout* but I did it, not a single drop left! *satisfied smirk*" AAHAHHHHHHHH but this line !! "Don't refuse me" !! Don't take this moment from me! Just let me adore youuuuuuuuu!!!!

[riotlain]

Slashers with a demon assassin s/o!

I watched helluva boss and now its my new fixation so strap in

There will be no spoilers tho bc im nice

I accidentally went all out so this one is only pt 1

Tw for like Cursing, death. yknow the usual

Women DNI

Jason Vorhees

One of his victims was your target

He was stalking them and doin the usual

Then he got to your target

Just when he was about to kill them you appeared

“Aww hell no b-tch! I want my paycheck this week!” You yelled as you proceeded to shoot the scared and confused victim.

…

well you made his job easier

But get off his property!

He thought you might be related to Freddy Krueger or something

Another red demon??

You then just left and he never saw you again

That is until someone wanted him dead

You went up to the human world to find him again

And after trying to kill him multiple times he didnt die

“Listen here dick weed. I need my damn money and my boss wont give it over unless you die.”

Head tilt

“Ok maybeee i can get a deal or something. Who the hell was the girl who wanted you dead again?” He didn’t understand really

Pamela didn’t really like you all that much bc of all your swearing. Also youre a demon thats another reason.

Fuck you im skipping to the part where yall dating bc im a lil shit. Let your mind run or something.

Yall are a…couple alright

You are randomly disappearing and coming back for your job.

You also help with trespassers tho

As in youre very helpful with how quick you are

Pamela gets on Jason bc of how often you swear (almost every sentence)

You also rant about your job alot and he listens

Hes a great listener actually

He doesnt know who Blitzo or Moxxie is but hes going with it

He likes to carry you on his shoulders

Small feral imp? Adorable! Big wolf hound? Also adorable

Tho you keep saying being up here is quite illegal

Kinda upset you’re doin illegal shit to see him but he kills people who trespass so same-diff

Where do you get all these weapons from!?

Yea.. hes a bit scared of where all these guns, chainsaws, swords, and knives came from

Be careful with that!

Pamela slowly accepts you

Yayy yall are one happy murderous family!

Michael Myers

You were payed to kill him

Very simple

You saw him stalking another lady

‘Nows my chance to fire’ you thought

You loaded the gun and aimed.

Boom! the bullet hit him!

You just assumed he died then

Quite careless

The shape of Haddonfield doesn’t die

And now hes pissed at whoever shot him

Was it Loomis??

He never figured out

You figured out he didnt die when youre paycheck was decreased by the amount the client payed to have Michael dead

You were a bit upset

Well nothing you can do about it now

That is until a client wanted a lady dead

That lady is one of Michaels victims

She was running, screaming, crying

Time to get her!

You jumped her ready to stab her

You then heard footsteps behind you

Shit!

You stabbed the woman before turning around. Only to see the shape! The fucker that didnt die

“How are you not dead!?” you yelled at Michael

He just tilted his head

“I wonder if they still want you dead?”

Jump to yall killers dating

Well arent you annoying helpful

Quit stealing his damn kills

“HAHAAA!! SUCK IT SHITHEAD!”

Bro he can literally throw you over his shoulder

Menace

Cutest murderous couple award #2 place

[stressedoutcanary]

Hold On - Jason Todd x Batgirl!Reader

Summary:

"Hey! I see a vent inside, maybe if we get to the roof-"

BAMMMM

"Of course, just shoot open the lock and alert whoever's inside. What a great strategy! Why didn't I think of it?! Oh I know, because it's dumb!"

Warnings: Language, Canon typical Violence, Occasional Angst lets be real it's Jason we are talking about, Kidnappings..?

Word count: 1.6k

A/N:- I...should be studying right now buttt I had fun writing this and yes, I took the title from the song Hold On by Chord Overstreet, I think it fits this perfectly.

I wasn't going for a series but here we are.

Part 2, Part 3

•°•°•°•°

It was a quite night for Gotham. Every person was busy with their own work and so were you, even if it was a little different from what people down below on the streets were doing. As of yet, you had stopped two muggings, busted a few armed two-face goons trying to rob a bank and were currently running across rooftops.

'Maybeee I can get off easy today, go home, microwave the pizza that has been waiting for me in the fridge, get a nice, warm shower and then straight to bed'

You hummed to yourself at the delightful thought as you sat on a gargoyle overlooking the city. You were enjoying the feeling of the light breeze on your face. It was soothing in a way. Not long after, you were startled by your comms crackling to life out of nowhere as you heard Oracle's automated voice in your ears.

"Batgirl I am going to need you to check out the area near Gotham Central Park for any visible strange activity. There are several missing persons reports filed this week that I have tied up to that particular region."

'So much for a warm bath and a good night's sleep, way to jinx yourself (Y/N), you dumbass'

"Isn't that park under construction or something? You know after the whole Justice League fiasco last month?", you questioned.

"Yep but people still go there, in the mornings for walks and at the nights for certain activities."

"Of course they do, I swear, people here are on a whole different level." You sighed. "Alrighty then Babs, I am on it."

•°•°

After climbing up a couple of fire escapes and swinging off of numerous rooftops you finally reached your target destination. There was a deafening silence when your feet landed on the damp grass. You took in the misted surroundings and decided to look around for something out of the ordinary. There was a broken bright neon sign by the corner of the street which caught your attention, you could only make out the last bit, it spelled Parlor.

'That seems awfully familiar. Something about it is odd but I can't quite place my finger on it'

You were lost in thought when you felt someone move behind you, there was rather little time for you to react so you choose the 'hit first ask questions later' option. You clenched your fist, twisted your upper body and delivered a quick, staggering blow to the shady figure lurking behind.

.

"OWW!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

.

"HOOD?!"

Sure enough, Jason was on the ground clutching his ribs looking like a hurt puppy.

You moved your hands up and massaged you temples. You do not want to deal with him. Not today and if possible not ever. Even though you never let it show, you always avoided a run in with him. He may have become a part of the family again but you were far off from forgiving him.

You watched with narrowed eyes as he got to his feet and and dusted off the grass from his jacket.

"So on a Scale of one to Demon brat, how much do you hate me?", the smirk on his face and the way he wiggled his eyebrows at you almost made you want to smack him with a crowbar yourself.

"What? Dami?! I don't-- I don't hate Damian, he just gets on my nerves sometimes, something you do all the time.", you enjoyed, maybe a little too much, the way Jason's smirk turned into a small pout. You smiled a bit as you shook your head at his childishness.

"Before you start chucking batarangs at me I want to make this clear; No, Oracle did not send me here to be your backup or whatever, I just happen to be investigating the same thing which obviously led me here to you. So how about we work on this together and watch each other's back", Despite the uncertainty of your rejection, he sounded hopeful. It seemed as if he was ready to build the old, worn out bridges of your relationship back up again. It sent an unexpected warmth through your chest.

"Just like old times?"

"Just like old times.", Jason repeated as you both did a rather unsuccessful fist bump and grinned like idiots.

•°•°

You walked up to the seemingly abandoned building, Jason examined the door for traps whereas you decided on taking a look through the glass window.

"Hey! I see a vent inside, maybe if we get to the roof-"

BAMMMM

"Of course, just shoot open the lock and alert whoever's inside. What a great strategy! Why didn't I think of it?! Oh I know, because it's dumb!", you whisper shouted with a scowl. Jason just shrugged and tilted his head to the side, pointing towards the now open door.

"Ladies first, so lead the way, unless you're scared.", it was a playful challenge on Jason's part, one that you were more than ready to accept.

"Oh you're on Red."

You stepped inside and it was all business from there on. You took in the condition of the room; dusty desks, broken glass, oddly placed mannequins and footprints leading up ahead into a long hallway.

"They seem recent enough", Jason gave a slight nod at your discovery.

Considering the darkness of the hallway, you and Jason shared a look and switched on your night vision lenses. You both started taking cautious steps, the occasional soft thud of your boots being the only sound in the vicinity.

The end of the hallway was forked up and there were two rooms at the end of each passageway.

"How is this place so big! it didn't seem this huge from the outside", you could hear the exasperation in Jason's voice. You figured not getting to hit someone might be getting to him or that he was just bored.

"Look I will take the right, you take the left, our comms are already connected, if any one of us finds anything we tell the other and remember we do not engage in a fight alone. Am I clear or do you want me to write that down for you"

"Yes ma'am, but just so you know you are starting to sound like The old man", you rolled your eyes at his comment and went on ahead towards the right as he went the other way.

•°•°

You scrolled through the torn down bookshelf kept in one of the rooms and you were making a mental note in your mind that there were a lot of medical journals in the bunch, when your comms buzzed.

"I am sorry", Jason whispered in a soft voice and you froze for a spilt second, eyes widening.

'No (Y/N) don't listen to him, he doesn't know what he is saying, just focus on finding those missing people and get this over with'

With that thought you tried continuing your investigation as if you had heard nothing.

"I said, I am sorry (Y/N). I know you heard me. I also know you've been avoiding me, cutting me out and you don't have to reply if don't feel like it but...I just wanted you to know..."

"Now is not the right time for this Hood and...for what it's worth I am not looking forward to a forgiveness session with you...", you felt awful for cutting him out the way you did, your heart clenched at the harshness of your words as you clicked off your comms, but you refused to have this discussion right now. If you were being more honest to yourself you just couldn't bear the emotions it would bring, so you chose the easiest way; completely shutting him out.

It was few minutes after the highly uncomfortable talk with Jason that a wall poster had caught your eye. You moved your hand over it, somewhat wiping off the dust, there was something scribbled on it making it harder for you to read the actual text. You squinted, trying to make out the words

"The people need...perfection...and that is what Pretty Dolls Parlor strives to achieve."

You scanned the area near poster for fingerprints and clicked your comms back on.

"Hood, get over here, I found something and I think this is the make or break kind of information", you were waiting for scan to complete, concern creeping up your mind when there was no reply from the other end.

"Red Hood? can you hear me?"

Nothing.

"Red?! Answer me Damnit!!"

A whole lot of Nothing.

As soon as you heard the chime of the scanner signaling its completion, you sped the other way towards the left corridor, towards Jason.

'Jay please be okay, please be okay, please be okay.'

By the time you reached Jason's location you were panting from the lack of breath and were already cursing yourself for bringing Jason along. To say that the man can take care of himself might be an understatement, he is basically a lone wolf, but still the thought of something happening to him while he was with you hurt like hell.

You looked around frantically and almost jumped out of your skin when you stepped on a gun. You heart almost stopped, it was Jason's. To make matters worse, there was no other sign of him or of were he went. You picked up the gun holding it securely in your hand. You could literally hear your heart pounding in your ears.

Suddenly, through the reflection from the glass window in front of you, you caught a glimpse of a man wearing a blank white face mask, you turned around, immediately switching to a fighting stance but that only did so much for you. A flashlight was switched on and shoved near your face, the night vision of your lens intensified the light, blinding you completely.

Before you could react, a metal pole connected straight with the back of your head and just like that you were lights out on the ground.

°•°•°•°•

Author's cute little extra Note:

*wiggling my eyebrows rn*

I might be a little too obsessed with the Arkham Knight game hehe.

Well that ended well for you, didn't it?? Jason's gone missing and you get a nice concussion to garnish your anxiety level? No? Okay I will stop talking now.

Tell me if you want to be tagged for the next parts.💕

[chaoticspacefam]

The Lana Shipping Meme!

This is a meme made by @swtor-legacy-sitcom​ who very kindly tagged me to fill it in, thank you! :D This was super fun, I’ve been in a bit of a writing rutt lately so this was a nice way to sort-of dip my toe back into it :P I TOTALLY forgot this was in my drafts and forgot to schedule it to post, I’m soooo sorry it took so long lmao 😳😬

I’m not sure if we’re supposed to tag other people with this one so I’ll just leave a general, open tag here: if you have a Lana ship and want to fill this one out, feel free to yoink the meme and say I tagged you! Yes, I promise I mean you <3

Spoilers for KOTFE/KOTET, and slight spoilers for the Subterfugeverse “version” of said events, will be discussed below, so be aware of that before proceeding! There’s also some midlly nsfw questions so you might wanna skip those if they’re not your thing! :D Under a cut because it’s long, but no trigger warnings need apply.

Is Lana Beniko absolutely done with their shit?

Oh yes, absolutely. Nearly always. At any given time, BUT Lana wouldn’t have it any other way. Saarai may be a reckless, overly-heroic idiot with seemingly no self-preservation, but she’s Lana’s reckless, overly-heroic idiot, ya know :’D

Do they make jokes together?

Fairly often, yes! Theirs is very much a flirty/fond banter type of relationship. Lana tells her she’s insufferable, Saarai rolls her eyes and snarks back, so on. See:

Saarai: Well this was a stupid idea Lana: Considering it was one of yours, I’m not surprised Saarai: Why didn’t you say something? Lana: I did and you did it anyway. And what have we learnt from this? Saarai, quietly: I’m a dumbass and I should listen to you more.... Lana: Good. I still love you, though. Saarai: :’D

Lana, two minutes later: You’re going to do it again, aren’t you? Saarai: Yeah, probably.

as well as that little cutscene “You’d better come back blah blah blah” “Well I have you to rescue me, that’s all I need~” is their default pre-dangerous battle banter :P

Who’s hornier? (who initiates)

Saarai is definitely hornier, and while she’s not always the one to initiate, she’s definitely the one to ask more often. (if I had to give it a number, prolly something like 65/45 lol) One of these days, Lana’s going to buy a spray bottle /jk

Kinkiest they’ve been?

Not awfully. Saarai’s a biter (Lana likes it, don’t worry 😏) and she loves it when Lana pulls her hair, but other than that, and making use of connections within the Force to heighten the sensations during such activities ;) they’re pretty vanilla

There was a post going around a while back about an alternative to a praise kink that was like, a “reassurance” kink, instead. I can’t find the actual post to link to it and I haven’t pinned down any specifics for them yet but I definitely think that’s a Saarai thing to look into later 😏

Has Lana ever covered up something your OC did as Minister of Intelligence?

In a roundabout way, yes. Technically, Saarai’s entire existence on Rishii. Since, teeechhnically, as far as the Empire’s concerned at that point, Rai’s supposed to be dead. Lana doesn’t know the technicalities of why that is (and Saarai isn’t comfortable telling her, even now), but she knows it’s important, so she does it for her even if she doesn’t know why.

Favorite non sexual downtime activity?

Cuddles! Saarai is a cuddlebug, and while Lana enjoys them she’s definitely not the “if I don’t get cuddled x times a day I can’t go on” type (in my headcanon, ofc, I’m not saying she can never be that way!) but, Saarai’s also very warm and cuddling her is cozy, so it’s something they both enjoy, whether Rai’s the big spoon, or - and this is Rai’s favourite thing ever - Saarai putting her head in Lana’s lap so Lana can play with her hair, it’s something they always do at the end of the day when they’re both done with work.

Mushiest thing Your OC has ever done for Lana?

So, I’m too impatient & lazy to do the actual HK missions in-game, but I know you can technically get another HK unit, so because ✨it’s my fanfic and I get to make the rules✨ Saarai sent Aria (my DS! Jedi Shadow, very good at stealth) back to Zakuul and though it was a bit battered up, she managed to retrieve HK’s processor. They had to get him a new chassis, but Koth and Ty managed to salvage the rest of his “important” bits and they rebuilt HK for her after they settled on Odessen :’3

Most Embarrassed Lana has ever been because of your OC?

In the middle of an important meeting, in front of everyone on the Alliance High Council, including Theron, Senya, Ni’kasi, Vano, etc.

Lana, sarcastically, after they’ve been disagreeing on how to handle a particular matter for ~1 hr: hahaha bite me.

Saarai, dead serious: Okay, where? 😏

Lana was mortified, to say the least XD

That thing that happened that they vow to NEVER speak of?

Saarai’s reaction when they went to Nathema. Rai’s psychometric, and in hindsight she realises putting her hand on that wall as she ducked into the building was a mistake. She was bombarded with flashback after flashback of what had happened on Nathema when it was still Medriaas, the planet where she was born and where most of her family died, it was not a pleasant experience for her and Rai actually collapsed at one stage because it was all too much for her ;w;

Lana had to bring her back around and herd her back on the ship, where Rai had to wait because she just couldn’t go any further, and Lana and Vano had to go on alone. Lana agreed not to tell anyone else about what had happened, because Saarai didn’t want any of them to worry about her, or think she was “weak” because of it.

The Angriest they’ve ever been at each other?

There’s actually two instances that come to mind for this one

1) Koth’s betrayal/stealing of the Gravestone, Lana was pissed at Koth and wanted to take it out on him, Saarai was pissed at the situation and got between them and chewed Lana out for taking it out on him. (Subterfugeverse is kinda complicated, there’s two Commanders calling the shots for different parts of the Alliance, Koth took issue with something Vano did and made the reckless, kinda stupid decision to still steal the Gravestone even tho Saarai didn’t do anything. (also for anyone new to the blog, all three of them are dating, they’re polyam ;)) Lana took it personally, Saarai was more upset that he was upset and didn’t say anything before he did something stupid. Rai and Lana butted heads about how to deal with it, Lana got salty cause she got yelled at, but they ofc fix it later :3)

2) Torian’s death. Saarai had tried to warn Lana what would happen if they split Vette & Torian up during that fight, Lana brushed it off and told Rai to “stop overreacting, it will be fine”. Obviously, it was not fine. Rai was very angry at the result because, I quote, “I WARNED YOU! And you wouldn’t listen to me!” Saarai refused to speak to Lana for a few days after that, it was kinda a rough time for Lana, she’s only seen Rai get that angry a few times, and only once at her so it shook her a bit. 😢

How does both Lana, and your OC initiate the ‘fade to black’ ;)

For Saarai, the “indicator” is usually when her kisses start to become 50/50 between kissing and biting/nibbling. That’s the universal “ok I want to” signal for Rai. Usually very quickly followed by a soft “yes?” or “are you sure?”, either against her skin or into her ear, depending on where she’s kissing at the time; because she’ll always check first, and if Lana says “no”, it’s off, because Lana’s consent is more important than any of her feelings.

For Lana, it’s when she’ll let Rai pick her up and/or usually to pin her to a wall. There’s a decent height difference, Saarai’s 6 ft 3, and I headcanon that while Lana’s not necessarily “short” at around 5 ft 8, she’s considerably smaller than Rai, as well as being more “reserved” with PDA, she’ll hold hands, or kiss her on the cheek etc. in front of other people, but otherwise Lana tries to keep somewhat “professional” while they’re at work. So when she starts climbing her like a tree, Rai knows she’s about to get some. XD

Do they have kids?

Kiiiinddd of? It’s complicated. Saarai has a son, Ty, from a previous relationship. Lana & Koth both sort of step up to help co-parent, but since Sith Purebloods age differently (i.e. they’re adults at ~20ish the same as humans, but after that they’re more like elves and their physical aging slows down, so they’re more long-lived), even though Ty’s very young by Pureblood standards, he’s still 60 years old, so he’s technically older than Lana and it’s kind of awkward for him to actually call her mom even if she kind of acts like one. He accidentally called her “mom” once, it was very awkward for both of them XD

What has been the most protective Lana has ever had of said kid?

I sat and scratched my head for ages trying to think of something to answer this question with, but I’m very sad to say that right now at the time of answering this meme, I don’t have any specific scenes planned out to tell you about! :( But rest assured that Lana absolutely would rush to help Ty if it was ever necessary :D

House pets? Is your Lana a dog person, or Cat person?

Funnily enough, they don’t actually have any pets! I’d like to think of Lana as more of a cat person than a dog person, in my personal opinion. But they have yet to get any pets of their own, maybeee later on, I dunno. Haven’t hit on any solid ideas for them yet, but I feel like if they happened upon a cute kitty they definitely could adopt one at some stage :’3

Do they get freaky on the Alliance Base or in the Shuttles?

They’ve done both, to be honest lol. Thankfully, Saarai’s sneaky enough that they haven’t gotten caught doing it, yet. Thank the Force.

Are their Sparring Matches Flirtatious? Hardcore?

They could go either way, it depends on what kind of mood they’re both in. If Lana’s particularly annoyed (usually not at Rai, but sometimes) then it’s more likely to be a hardcore spar, Rai’s a pretty tough cookie so she’ll often offer to be Lana’s punching bag in order to spare them some repair bills so she doesn’t rip apart the training dummies irrepairably, it’s okay, Rai can take it ;)

But if they’re both in an otherwise good mood and are just sparring for practise sakes, then yes, they often very quickly devolve into flirtacious banter and some of the classics, you know, “okay you win, you can let me go now” “mmm, nah” “I thought we were sparring” “do you want me to stop” “...don’t you dare.” etc. :’D

Class Specific things that play into their relationship?

Saarai’s a Juggernaut, and I headcanon Lana’s probably some sort of Sorcerer, so they tend to fight as such. They cover each other in more ways than one, if you want to get to Lana you have to go through Saarai first (and good luck to you, that woman can take and give a fucking beating lmao). Lana picks off whatever Saarai’s saber misses, usually with Force attacks but sometimes with her saber, too. Saarai takes bullets for Lana so Lana doesn’t have to get hurt. Lana yells at Rai for doing that and then fixes her up with Force healing afterwards, rinse and repeat. :’D

When they do argue, Lana tends to spontaneously manifest Force lightning, Saarai’s used to it and doesn’t bat an eyelid, she knows Lana’s not actually going to throw it at her and she’s more than prepared to dodge any stray bolts that do come her way.

Lana’s the tactician and the ground support, Saarai’s the battering ram/the bigass hammer used to clear space when Lana needs a bit of extra “oomph” (and trust me, they’re usually never far apart. The other one will be there and then you’ll be in trouble lmao)

Describe a time your OC went ‘Full beast mode’ to protect Lana, instead of the other way around?

"Kriff. Koth, what happened?” Three words was all it took, and everything made sense: “They hurt Lana.”

That scene in the Endless Swamps on Zakuul, just before they pull the Gravestone out of it and Lana and the Commander get ambushed. Saarai went with Lana & Koth to break Vano out of carbonite (since Saarai was still on Rishii at the time, she doesn’t get frozen, only Vano) so when they split up, Saarai goes with Koth to look for ship parts while Vano goes with Lana to look for water.

Lana and Vano get ambushed by the Knights/Skytroopers, and Lana’s hand gets busted. It takes Saarai and Koth a little while to rush over there to help them, but when they do

Saarai. Goes. Fucking. Feral. It’s the scariest she’s ever been in front of Lana and Lana will never forget it, they almost didn’t really need Senya’s help for that part, Saarai basically had it covered. I imagine Lana later described it as “kind of hot, but also kind of terrifying, actually”

Saarai’s considered Chaotic Good, so generally speaking if there’s a peaceful, non-violent solution to a problem, she’ll opt for that, but she has a few buttons that you just do not want to push, ever. And hurting her partners is one of those buttons. She will go apeshit and that’s exactly what happened in the swamp lmao

Little things couples do to annoy each other. What does Lana do? What does your OC do?

Saarai likes to wake up early and hide Lana’s kaf mug in increasingly ridiculous places. Once, she even got Koth to help her stick it to the top of the Gravestone’s hull. It took Lana half the morning to find it, Lana was not amused. XD

Saarai and Koth also have an ongoing “terrible puns” contest where they basically see who can annoy Lana with the most ridiculous puns possible, see this post for an example :P Lana wonders where/how they keep coming up with these puns, she really does.

Does Lana get jealous in your headcanon?

Not really! In Subterfugeverse, both Rai and Lana are polyam, so generally speaking, jealousy isn’t a problem for them, and when it is it’s more of a case of “hey. Hey. Hey, I’m not getting enough attention, pay attention to me.” and then it’s usually dealt with and all is well ;)

When Lana meets Anri, the only thing Saarai does is tease her about “when she’s going to make the move”. 😜

Story that is prominent in their relationship?

I was gonna draw a little doodle for this but the poses kept not coming out right so I gave up, sorryyy qAq

I haven’t gotten very far into planning the SoR onwards+ segments of Subterfugeverse, just bits and bobs like this, but I’d say for now the most prominent is probably their first meeting on Rishii. Basically, meet-cute but with a lightsaber involved too hahaha. There was a lot of posturing and flirty subtext right from the get-go with these two, even if Saarai was particularly suspicious at first (see the earlier question about her being technically dead to the Empire). At first, when she noticed Lana tailing Ty (because Lana was extremely confused about why a Pureblood was so far from Sith space ;)), Saarai assumed that something had happened to her twin and the Empire had A) found out she and Ty were still alive and B) Sent Lana to track them down and kill them for good. Several tension-loaded hours later and Lana managed to convince Rai that actually, Ni’kasi was fine and speaking of, she was trying to avoid being killed too so maybe, actually, they could help each other. And that was all she wrote <3

[shishinoya]

a - z alphabet is CLOSED

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ — REQUEST || “Hello! I really like ur writing c: Can i request like the whole nsfw alphabet for Suga?^^‘ i already saw u did two for him but nsfw for suga is quite rare, so i wondered...😅 Ty in advance c;” — anon — PAIRING || Sugawara Koushi X Fem!Reader — TYPE || Headcanons — WARNING || NSFW — WORD COUNT || NA — AUTHOR’S NOTE || this took me so long to get to... i’m so sorry ;-; but the whole list sometimes takes me quite a long time to do sorry bb but I hope u enjoy ittt ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆

[ a — aftercare (how would they be after sex?) ]

》 Suga’s a mommmmmm

》 He will make it his life goal to make sure you are comfortable all the time

》 After you two are done with the fucking, he will be quite quick to provide any painkillers, supplements, or vitamins

》 You might not need them, but he won’t take any chances and will quite literally force you to take them

》 Fucking makes you lose a lot of nutrients🥺

》 Will apply any lotions or cooling creams onto your body to ease and make it feel better

》 Will wrap you up in a cozy blanket or bathrobe just in case your temperature drops too much

》 Even if you are warm enough, he will continue to hold you close, cuddling the shit out of you

》 Will caress your arms and any skin that he hadn’t paid attention during your session

》 Soft traces and light kisses too uwu

[ b — body part (what’s their favourite body part of you and what body part of theirs would you like?) ]

》 Your hair

》 He loves being able to play with it even when it’s not involving sex

》 Just being able to see it all messed up because of him

》 Likes being able to tug on it and run his fingers through the strands

》 Honestly, you would love his tongue

》 LOL I know it’s very forward and not that poetic

》 But like

》 Mans can give mad head

》 He’s really good at it and no joke would be your favourite body part

[ c — cum (anything to do with cum) ]

》 I don’t think Suga would be one to really really like cream pies but I still think he would love seeing his cum mixed with yours

》 Would love to marvel at how it covers your inner thighs and drips from your pussy

》 Is also a sucker for cumming on your breasts and stomach

》 Just likes seeing you covered in his cum

》 In your hair, oH yes!

》 Running down the sides of your arms, he ready to nut again

》 In your mouth? Hng

[ d — dirty secret (learn a dirty secret they have) ]

》 He will DIE if you ever found out

》 Sometimes when you’re sleeping

》 He would just dry hump you 

》 Because

》 You know, men have problems

》 And when you have a problem, u solve it

》 If you wake up during it, just stay quiet or else he’ll be too embarrassed and you won’t hear him silent trying to say your name while not waking you up

》 The noises are kinda cute uwu

[ e — erogenous (what’s their sensitive spot that makes him putty in your hands?) ]

》 His cheeks

》 ASS CHEEKS AY YOO

》 No, just kidding

》 He really likes it when you cup his face in your hands

》 The warmth of your hands just comfort him so much

》 With melt further into your hands when you do it

[ f — favourite position ]

》 Either cockwarming or fucking your while spooning

》 He’s a sweet lover and cockwarming is just a more intimate version of spooning

》 Cockwarming often ends up with him fucking you because it kinda gets uncomfortable

》 And as your pussy just squeezes are him, he can’t help it

[ g — goofy (are they more serious in bed or more likely to laugh?) ]

》 NEITHER

》 HE’S MORE LOVING IN BED

》 But if it had to be one

》 It would be more goofy

》 I don’t think he’ll be very serious and just wants to love you

[ h — hair (how well are they groomed? do they like it when you pull their hair?) ]

》 I don’t think he would really clean himself

》 He may be an amazing lover but he can be lazy

》 Sometimes he forgets to trim and it might get a bit long whOOPs

》 Running your hands through his hair soothes him but like also turns him on LOL

》 He likes a little tug but not too much cuz it hurts :(

[ i — intimacy (how intimate are they? how long into the relationship does it take for them to want to get intimate?) ]

》 Very intimate right off the bat

》 As soon as you too get into a relationship, will be all over you

》 If you aren’t ready yet, of course he won’t push you

》 But he will be really touchy 0.0

[ j — jerk off (when would they masturbate?) ]

》 Ah, sweet babey needs to relieve himself 

》 It would probably be at night time when no one can catch him in the act LMAO

》 He gets embarrassed so he will have to do it when no one is awake or not at home

[ k — kinks (do they have any kinks?) ]

》 I don’t think Suga is a very kinky man

》 Maybe a bit of bondage here and there to tie your hands or something

》 But either than that, I don’t think he really has any

》 I think of him as a switch as well so there’s no dom or sub to him

[ l — location (where do they like to fuck? favourite place? how open are they to the public?) ]

》 The couch of the bed

》 Like I said,

》 He gets embarrassed so fucking belongs in the bedroom or somewhere you two are just alone together

[ m — motivation (what drives them in sex?) ]

》 When you say his name

》 The noises he makes

》 Even the scratching and shaking can turn him on as well

》 They all tell him that he’s doing a good job making you feel good

》 And if you are feeling good, then he’s feeling good

[ n — NOs (what are their turnoffs?) ]

》 Anything that involves impaling the skin

》 Not even spanking

》 I don’t think he can handle the fact that he hurt you and will not be comfortable with it

[ o — oral (do they like giving it? do they like receiving it?) ]

》 HE LOVES TO GIVE IT

》 Loves being able to make you squirm and moves to the movement of his tongue

》 Sometimes even loves seeing the tears and hearing the whines when he stops and edges you

[ p — pace (how fast are they? how rough are they? how considerate are they of their partner?) ]

》 He is mostly really gentle and loving during sex

》 But when you want it rough

》 He can give it to you rough ;)

》 Slow, sensual sex is his go-to though

》 Rough, steamy sex is only for when he’s really into the role and the mood is right

[ q — quickies (do they enjoy them? where is their favourite place to have a quickie?) ]

》 I don’t really see him doing any quickies

》 He takes his time in bed

》 Loves to make it last

》 So quickies are not very common

[ r — risk (are they open to new experiences?) ]

》 It’s really up to you

》 If you want to try something new he would be down

》 As long as he’s comfortable with everything you ask him to, he will happily go along with it

[ s — stamina (how many rounds can they go? how long can they last?) ]

》 Not that long to be honest

》 I mean he’s pretty decent

》 But doesn’t have hulk-like stamina that ushijima or bokuto has

》 He can probably last 1 maybeee 2 if you stretch it

[ t — toys (do they use them? do they enjoy using them? what is their favourite toy?) ]

》 Nah nah

》 This bb is vanilla

》 Loves a good old cock in pussy action

》 He wants to be able to make you feel good by his own power so he would  avoid using any toys

[ u — unfair (how much do they tease you?) ]

》 Suga can tease quite a bit

》 Like he might not look like it, but he’s kinda a little shit

》 Will edge you and wait for the gasps and water-works until he’s satisfied with how much you are babbling his name

》 Since he might not last long, he will make sure that you will feel good for a lot longer than what his dick can do

[ v — volume (how loud are they?) ]

》 Suga is vocalllll

》 He will say your name, moan, grunt, groan

》 You name it

》 He does it

》 He can’t help it so don’t tease him

》 Babyyy get’s embarrassedd

[ w — wild card (know something about them) ]

》 I take him as a strawberry eater

》 Chocolate covered strawberries

》 Right before sex

》 Perfect

[ x — x-ray (how would they look like without their clothes on?) ]

》 Suga is fit, but not jacked

》 He’s got a slim build and not too too muscly

》 He’s more on the smaller and skinner end of the ruler

[ y — yearning (how high is their sex drive? how often do they think about sex?) ]

》 I doubt his sex drive is high but his love drive is high

》 LOL will never pass up a chance to give you love

》 Even if it leads to sex, it will be the sweet loving type

[ z — zzz (how quick are they to fall asleep afterwards?) ]

》 He will take all the time in the world to make sure you are feeling great and loved

》 If you have the slightest look of uncomfortable on your face, he’s up and asking questions

》 After everything, will fall asleep with you in his arms

[shijiujun]

Hey Min! I saw that shan he jian xin will have 16 eps but do you know the schedule? Will they be releasing 1 ep per week for the non-vip? Also, I don't know how long the novel is but I suppose they won't be able to cover it in this one season, or?

Heya, yep, as far as I know - so next week non-VIP will get ep 2 and then VIP will have ep 4, so they’ll always be two eps ahead until mid march if i recall, because VIP members will have access to the rest of the eps and get to watch all the way to the finale early. Yeah I don’t think they’ll finish it in one season, it’ll definitely be at least another season - yws and sq travel tgt for a while which seems like it’ll span at least the next... maybe 6 eps? because:

(mild spoilers)

basically next ep, we’ll get Chen Gong selling Shen Qiao out when he’s threatened, and then yws will come save him - that’ll probably b the whole of ep 4?

then sq has to go back to xuan du mountain, there’s a confrontation, then sq follows yws for a while, including going to the palace with him because yws holds an official’s title (kind of) 

and we’ll probably end at the part where sq gets betrayed by yws - maybeee we might get his recovery, but i don’t think we’ll get anything after that, including the part after his recovery, which is half linked to yws getting ambushed by other sect members and shen qiao saves him - this is a whole arc on its own. 

basically yws redeeming himself with sq will prolly happen in the second season? the pace is pretty quick tbh, and if they do decide to skip/shorten some parts we may get more? but no telling at this point, my guess is also half based on where i think would be a good place to cut it off - like season one shen qiao gives up on yws, and then season two, yws gotta win him back HAHAHA

of course if they choose to cut out some of the parts in between, who knows, we may get a truncated full novel squeezed into 16 eps?