#i might actually make this part of HAF canon this is too funny not too

[cyanvalour]

Hot take, I think if the situation calls for it, King would unironically fight Alan.

We've seen what this man could do. He tried to destroy Minecraft, he did destroy Minecraft actually. He fought against the local legend, one of the original creepypastas, the man himself Herobrine and like 6 random ass kids and won when his child was killed.

Imagine how far he'll go when his child is alive but being (in his eyes) threatened?

I don't think King has ever met a cursor before, so he wouldn't know what is or isn't safe when sticks interact with them. So when he hears Purple shout (in glee but King is a bit dumb dumb so he thinks it's in terror), he would legitimately start throwing hands with Alan. (Plus I'm pretty sure King would have some thoughts on how CG takes care of themselves)

I find it really funny if every time we see these two interact, it's done with full intention on King's side to brawl with fucking God. And said God is none the wiser.