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BRENDAN FRASER as RICK O'CONNELL THE MUMMY (1999) dir. STEPHEN SOMMERS
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*squinting into the fog* who goes there?! Willem Dafriend, or...
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Straight guy looksmaxxing is so fucking funny dude they'll be measuring facial ratios and shit meanwhile the truth is that if you're medium ugly and have a good sense of humor you're guaranteed to bag at least one bisexual woman. They do not know this because they do not recognize women as members of the same species
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⚠️GO S2 SPOILERS⚠️
Fallen Pt 30
Voice of God: In the end Lucifer’s actions bore a greater, inescapable, weight to his followers than himself.
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anyway, the boys had a good start to their first year without god
#i can reblog again!!!#for some reason i always got an arrow message#this has been going on for half a year or so...
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what actually happened at dashcon to make it so awful? ive seen lots of stuff making fun of it and complaining, but nothing explaining why
It is one of the biggest errors in world history and here’s why:
Although starting in the middle of summer with a few small battles, it eventually dragged on for almost six more months into a brutal winter
The Russians’ scorched earth policy surprised the French and made the French’s advances much more treacherous and costly
Napoleon’s thirst for a full victory were impossible to satisfy because the Russians refused to engage in any prolonged battles, instead wisely choosing to use guerrilla tactics to decimate an already broken, famished, and sickened French Army.
Over 17,000 French troops lost their lives each month during the disastrous campaign
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read here
6k, explicit, they fight and fuck and care
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fellas do u ever think that i care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?
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You can tell exactly when it shifted from losing a friend to losing the love of his life.
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sharing a very sage bit of advice from The Simpsons' own John Swartzwelder that i've been trying to hamper down in my writing and drawing alike. let your inner crappy little elf do his worst
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Last month, on Patreon.com/leehanji
Hey there, civilian 😘
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Psa that people pleasing, especially at cost to yourself, is so so cruel to your friends and yourself.
You say “it’s ok” while mildly annoyed & not wanting to, so your friends Do The Thing. Then when you hear “hey are you ok man” it’s “yeah Im fine just tired” while some part of you is seething at your friends, and yourself, for ‘making’ you go. Then you come home and wish you weren’t like this. Or maybe that your friends weren’t like this. But at least they’re happy!
Meanwhile your friends are consistently making you uncomfortable, unhappy, and resentful because you’ve told them everything is cool. Because they’re your friends, though, and they love you, they’d be horrified at themselves if they knew how hanging out with them made you feel. They WANT you to be comfortable, happy, safe. You prevent them from being ABLE to change their behavior to support you because you “don’t want to be a burden”. You “don’t want to be annoying”. And so you rob them of the agency to decide, FOR THEMSELVES, what they are willing to do to help the people they love. You rob them of the ability to *act like your friend* because you would rather silently wish they could read minds. Do you see how toxic that is? How much resentment, how much anger that creates for you? Do you realize your friends can see that growing resentment and that they *don’t understand what they are doing wrong*? (Of course they’re annoyed when you defer every decision to them! They can tell you’re often unhappy with THEIR decisions but are too cowardly to say otherwise!) Do you see how awful that would make your friends feel, if they knew how they were making you feel because you “don’t want to be annoying” and didn’t TELL THEM?
Healthy love is setting clear boundaries. Healthy love is trying your best to communicate clearly your own wants and needs. Because trust me, you are far more of a burden to people if you are constantly martyring yourself to whatever they want, or worse, if you expect them to read your mind or else resent them forever. TALK to your friends, guys. If they give a damn about you it won’t even be a big deal.
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right now there is a girl in her room and she is thinking of so many narratives.....
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