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So after a look at the mage skill tree, Death Caller is actually (gameplay wise) what we expected for blood magic, right ?
#veilguard spoilers#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age 4#da4#datv#dragon age: the veilguard#i mean take a shadow dragon death caller#squint#and its a blood mage#a fancy green lights blood mage
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Ooohoohoo~ Thank you @damallarky for taking an interest in the likkle chess set we're assembling! (*/ω\*)
We'd be more than happy to share the rough outlines of what we're hoping to make with all of them.
Listed from (our ideas of) oldest to youngest;
El'hari:
Tentative Age: early-mid 40s
Faction: Veil Jumper
Class/Specialization: Orb & Dagger Mage (Spellblade)
Romance: Davrin
Juls' will finally be getting an old dalish boy of their very own! We do want him to be a lil younger than Andros, though not by much. Think this will pair nicely with some of the information we've seen through the Veil Jumper background. We're unlikely to get it through the game-proper, but we LOVE the idea of Darvin n him calling eachother "Hahren" & "Dalen" respectively, teasingly. X3c Rather even-tempered and something of a cool customer otherwise, and someone who puts his people first. Be it his clan, the Dalish/elves at large or any given group he's charged with. Another fun and possible tension point with regards to another piece of faction based backstory. This will depend on how long the Veil Jumpers have been active, but maybe he thought he could do more for his people with the Veil Jumpers than by taking up the mantle as Keeper to his Clan. Essentially named "Eclipse", deriving from the elven words "Elgara" (Sun) and "Harillen" (Opposition).
Isska:
Tentative Age: mid-late 30s
Faction: Grey Warden
Class/Specialization: Two handed heavy weapon Warrior (Slayer)
Romance: Lace Harding
We'll essentially be attempting a Beta Von, Male Qunari redemption arc with him. He has a mind for more delicate interests but was pigeon-holed into being a heavy front-liner by the Tamassrans. His name is derived from the qunari words "Iss" ( which denotes an item to be of Veteran/Experienced level) and "Katari" (One who brings death) Making him a Tal' Vashoth, that left the Qun proper. Haven't figured out the specifics on how he joined the wardens yet.
Segwin:
Tentative Age: mid 30s
Faction: Mourn Watcher
Class/Specialization: Staff-wielding Mage (Death Caller)
Romance: Taash
Rather formal in both the way he speaks as well as the up-keeping of his person. Bit of an eccentric when it comes to discussions surrounding his field of interest; various biological and anatomical study via dissection and the like. An Excitable Mortician is what I mean to say and Big fan of Professor Volkarin (sat in on some of his lectures and what have you).
Ath'ema:
Tentative Age: mid-late 20s
Faction: Lord of Fortune
Class/Specialization: Bow & Arrow Rogue (Saboteur)
Romance: Lucanis Dellamorte
Fuckboy 1. Heavy on the teasing. Injured and loss use of this right eye during a mishap with one of his inventions/traps early in his career/journey as a saboteur. Ath'ema's name is derived from the elven words "Athim" (Humility) and "Emma" (to become). Be humble, it's ironic.
Sulehn:
Tentative Age: mid-late 20s
Faction: Lord of Fortune
Class/Specialization: Dual Blade Rogue (Duelist)
Romance: Bellara Lutare
Fuckyboy 2. Absolute Chad jock type. Myre's doing a "Shep n Von Redux" with these actual twin brothers of him n Ath'ema. Sulehn's name is derived from the elven word "Sulahn'nehn" (to sing, or rejoice) Both Sulehn and Ath'ema are absolutely decked out in tattoos and various piercings.
Iero:
Tentative Age: early-mid 20s
Faction: Antivan Crow
Class/Specialization: Sword & Shield Warrior (Reaper)
Romance: Neve Gallus
Short and a rather Hothead butch. A very "Ready, Fire, Aim" type character. Juls will be attempting a sort of Beta Venui Revival with this one (aka an aggressive tiny elf warrior with perhaps a dash of snark ).
Kellum:
Tentative Age: early 20s
Faction: Shadow Dragon
Class/Specialization: Orb & Dagger Mage (Evoker)
Romance: Emmrich Volkarin
Well meaning, in that he doesn't really think things through… or rather as far as he should be. Gonna make him a bit of a "problem-child" in that regard for Von (who we're gonna say is his personal overseer within the Shadow Dragon faction). A sensitive lad otherwise.
And that's what we got so far, again relatively rough and broad stuff that will be honed in and fined tuned when we dive into the game ourselves through the expected multiple playthroughs we'll need to get through all these romances (and then some).>:3c
Happy they've caught your interest all the same, and hope you'll enjoy them some more when we've gotten em locked down!
#damallarky#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#el'hari aldwir#rook aldwir#isska thorne#rook thorne#segwin ingellvar#rook ingellvar#ath'ema laidir#sulehn laidir#rook laidir#iero de riva#rook de riva#kellum mercar#rook mercar#Don't wanna dig ourselves into any holes by solidifying any character details before we actually play#and know the boundaries or extensiveness of Rooks personality and how players can define that#I for one don't want that Hubris!#Most concerned about Segwin and Kellum not coming through as we're envisioning them-- BUT WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE FOR OURSELVES.#ath'ema n sulehn are the most vague bc we just dont know enough about the Lords of Fortune#--but Dalish Rivani sounds pretty cool though >:D#demi sibs replies
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im obsessed with thinking about my future Rooks for DAVe so i made them in picrew... source here
under the cut for long post
Lilibet | Elf | Rogue/Saboteur | Romancing Davrin
Lilibet was a former slave who escaped during the invasion of Ventus and was sheltered by a Dalish clan in Arlathan Forest. There she trained as a capable hunter and earned the vallaslin of Mythal, the All-Mother. With her new skills and dedication to Mythal, Lilibet decided to return to Tevinter to liberate the other elven slaves and joined up with the Shadow Dragons when she met Varric. Her strong sense of justice and dedication to protecting the vulnerable will make her a considerable match for the Dread Wolf.
Trish | Elf | Rogue/Duelist | Romancing Emmerich
Trish was a city elf living in Denerim who fled north during the chaos caused by the breach of the Veil. She found a home in Rivain where the salty air and bustling markets were a welcome change from the slums of her old home. After working some odd jobs Trish soon joined with the Lords of Fortune, embarking on daring heists with a swarthy crew of fellow treasure hunters. For Trish, the clear blue skies and the endless ocean is the true meaning of freedom. And no stuck-up elf claiming to be a God can take that from her.
Tessyn | Human | Mage/Spellblade | Romancing Lucanis
Tessyn has mastered the art of blending in. Appearing as an unassuming, middle-aged scholar, Tessyn can talk her way into clandestine meetings and political circles alike. What is not apparent to the untrained eye, however, is the spellblade carefully conjured up her sleeve waiting to strike with the precision of a viper. A seasoned assassin from the Antivan Crows, Tessyn is not just deadly but highly intelligent. Joining the Veilguard is, at first, just another job - one that Tessyn quickly realises she is not being paid enough for.
Brynnan | Dwarf | Rogue/Veil Ranger | Romancing Neve
Brynnan grew up as a surface dwarf in Redcliffe and developed a keen interest in learning at a young age. Despite warnings from their father, Brynnan was fascinated with magic and the fade as the one frontier they could not broach due to their dwarven lineage. When they came of age, Brynnan left home as a travelling archaeologist exploring ancient elven ruins until they heard of a new faction in the north called the Veil Jumpers. Brynnan leapt at the opportunity and never looked back.
Marilda | Qunari | Warrior/Champion | Romancing Harding
Marilda was bred for one purpose: to enforce the word of the Qun. As part of the Ben-Hassrath, the Arishok tasked Marilda with converting the captives from the invasion of Ventus. However upon learning that the Antaam's invasion was unsanctioned and witnessing their unprecedented brutality, Marilda defected and released a handful of captives in the process. She was declared Tal-Vashoth and lived as a fugitive until she was mortally injured in a Darkspawn attack. A pair of travelling Grey Wardens rescued her and initiated the joining, and Marilda now finds a new purpose in the struggle against the Blight.
Sorscha | Human | Mage/Death Caller | Romancing Bellara
Born and bred in Nevarra, Sorscha was creepy even by those standards. She was fascinated by death as long as she could remember, learned taxidermy at a young age and introduced childhood friends to her own 'miniature Necropolis' in her closet. Sorscha grew up in the upper echelons of Nevarran society but found little interest in the goings-on of the living, and joined the Mortalitasi as soon as she turned 18. The disruption to the veil disturbs the peace of all the spirits residing not just within the Necropolis but the entirety of Thedas, and Sorscha has no intension of letting that happen.
#tessyn was heavily inspired by the short story an old crow's old tricks lol#i also just realised that tessyn and brynnan's hairstyles are very similar but ill change that when im in the actual cc#dragon age veilguard#no idea who i want to play first#im missing a rook to romance Taash.... hmm
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❝ The rook is my favourite piece. It’s the one that you think you don’t have to watch out for. It is straightforward. You keep your eye on the queen, and the knights, and the bishop, because they are the sneaky ones. But it’s the rook that often gets you. The straightforward is never quite what it seems. ❞
↳ 𝙿𝙾𝚃𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿𝚂 — To be discussed
↳ 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙽𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂 — Any DA muses and OCs
↳ NOTE: Since the game is new, my Rook is still a WIP as I try to figure her out.
THREADS || NAVIGATION || STUDY ||
BASICS.
FULL NAME: Arlana Aldwir
NAME MEANING: Arlana = Oath in Celtic
NICKNAMES/TITLES: Rook
AGE + DOB: 30s+ / Unknown
GENDER/PRONOUNS: Female - She/Her
ORIENTATION: Pansexual Panromantic
SPECIES: Dalish Elf
CLASS: Mage
SPECIALIZATION: Death Caller
FACTION: Veil Jumpers
OCCUPATION: Veil Jumper, Leader of the Veilguard
APPEARANCE.
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
EYE COLOR: Blue
SCARS:
OTHER REMARKABLE FEATURES:
BACKGROUND.
BIRTHPLACE: Arlathan Forest, Theads
CURRENT HOME: Verse Dependent
NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: Elf
LANGUAGES: Elven, Common
PARENTS: TBA
SIBLINGS: None
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: TBA
CHILDREN: N/A
OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS: TBA
PSYCHOLOGY/MIND.
MYERS-BRIGGS: TBA
ENNEAGRAM TYPE: TBA
MORAL ALIGNMENT: TBA
CHARACTER TRAITS: TBA
LIKES: TBA
DISLIKES: TBA
FEARS & PHOBIAS: TBA
WISHES & DREAMS: TBA
CHARACTER TROPES: Beware the Nice Ones, Closest Thing We Got, Contrasting Sequel Main Character, Determinator, Dynamic Akimbo, Good Is Not Nice, Good Is Not Soft, The Lancer, Meaningful Name, Nice Guy/Girl, Nice Job Breaking It Hero, Oop North, Screw the Rules, I'm Doing What's Right!, Shipper on Deck, The Unchosen One, Wild Card,
SKILLS & ABILITIES.
TBA
MISC.
EXTRAS: ?
CANON QUEST DECISONS & WORLD STATE.
TBA
BIOGRAPHY.
NOTE: Arlana will have deep ties to my Inquisitor Lavellan by default unless roleplaying with another Inky.
Arlana was born and raised in the Dalish Clan of Clan Aldwir near Arlathan Forest, considering it to be like home. Her parents had taken inspiration from the forest itself in naming her Arlana, which also means "Oath", hoping their daughter would do better for the future of elves. She was born with the abilities of a mage.
She caught the eye of Inquisitor Ellana Lavellan who had joined back up with the Dalish after disbanding the Inquisition. Arlana trained under her before joining ranks up with the Veil Jumpers.
HUNTER OF SECRETS
When lives were at stake, Rook defied orders to rescue people from the mystic perils of Arlathan. On an expedition to ruins in Arlathan Forest, the Veil Jumpers found ruins that contained important lost lore and deadly danger. Barely surviving the ruins ancient magical defenses, Rook's small team recovered an invaluable map leading to a hidden area of the forest. Although the team escaped, other Veil Jumpers found themselves trapped. Rook chose to return to their ruins, saving her teammates lives, but the map's loss caused some resentment among Veil Jumper leaders.
Not long after, she was found by Varric Tethras and Lace Harding, who had heard word about her from the Inquisitor who recommended Arlana to help them in their mission against Solas.
BECOMING ROOK
Rook joins Varric Tethras in Minrathous to track down Neve Gallus, a local investigator and Shadow Dragon for assistance in locating Solas to stop him from tearing down the Veil. Not long after taking to the streets, Solas begins his ritual in Arlathan Forest, causing disruptions in the Veil that allow demons to pour into the city from the Fade. Varric and Rook rush forward to find Lace Harding saving a civilian from demon attacks. Together, the three fight off demons while tracking Neve, eventually discovering that she allowed herself to be taken by Venatori cultists and had freed herself when demons began assaulting the city. She joins Rook and their allies in finding Solas's eluvian and using it to travel to his ritual site in Arlathan Forest. When they arrive at the ritual, Varric confronts Solas in an attempt to turn him from his ambitions. Rook, Harding, and Neve fend off demons until Rook suggests they interrupt the ritual while Varric distracts Solas. Despite Neve's warnings of potential consequences stemming from such an interruption, Rook decides to target the supports holding up a large elven statue in the ritual area, destroying much of the site and pulling Solas's focus from the ritual. The interruption inadvertently allows two elven gods, Ghilan'nain and Elgar'nan, to escape their imprisonment while trapping Solas in the Fade. In the commotion, some of Rook's blood interacts with the ritual, permanently connecting Rook to the Fade.
Rook and their allies awaken in the Lighthouse, a base within the Fade once used by Solas. The group decides to return to Arlathan Forest where they are rescued from demonic attack by Strife and Irelin, two Veil Jumpers who had previously joined forces with Varric and Harding to protect an artifact known as the crucious stone from Solas and the Venatori, though Solas had already retrieved the stone before they could locate it. Strife and Irelin are searching for fellow Veil Jumper Bellara Lutare and eventually find her with Rook's assistance. Rook and their allies encounter Darkspawn, a surprise to Bellara who notes that Darkspawn do not usually appear in Arlathan as the Deep Roads from which they emerge are not close to the forest. Bellara also notes that the group is within a "Veil Bubble" and assists them in escaping by locating and activating an artifact called the "Nadas Dirthalen" (meaning "the inevitability of knowledge" in elven). The artifact is destroyed in the process, but only after revealing itself to house an Archive Spirit. The group decides to return to the Veil Jumper camp where Bellara intends to repair the Nadas Dirthalen.
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A Dragon Sized Adventure Chapter 25
Chapter 25: Interview with Slinkys
Crash's Universe, N Sanity Island, Crash's Home.
*KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.*
*Brio has been knocking on the door for a few minutes.*
N. Brio: "I know we haven't been on the best of terms, but you can't just be ignoring me like this. Hmmm... perhaps their off fighting Cortex still?"
*He doesn't have much time to ponder when a portal opens behind him. Sonic pops out first, followed by Tails, Spyro, Cynder and all the others.*
N Brio thinks: *"Hmm, they don't look like mutants, yet they walk on two legs..."*
Sonic surveys the surroundings: "Well, at least Eggman went someplace tropical for once."
Knuckles: "It sure is. Reminds me of Angel Island's jungle a fair bit."
Big: "Looks like a wonderful place for fishing."
N Brio: *"And they talk too. They don't look like they belong to Cortex. And I wonder who is this 'Eggman'."* "Uh-oh." *They notice him.*
Shadow is the one who notices him first. "Hey... who is that guy?" *They approach him.*
Brio decides to play it cool since they don't know him. "I'm Doctor Nitrus Brio-"
Sonic interrupts. "Wait, DOCTOR? You mean like a scientist?"
N. Brio: "Yes-"
Sonic: "An Evil scientist?"
N. Brio: "Yes- I mean, no!" *But it was too late. Sonic had already plastered a foot on his big head.*
Sonic: "There! One less evil scientist to worry about- DOWCH!" *Amy hits him on the head with her hammer.*
Amy: "SONIC! Didn't you hear him? He then corrected himself."
*Brio starts getting angry and green and getting taller and bigger, but then he pulls out a beaker of green liquid and drinks it, returning to normal.*
Sonic: "What... the heck... was that...?"
N. Brio: "Sweet, lovely mutagen." *He regains his composure.* "Sorry about that. I need to control my anger, lest I turn into a monster."
Sonic: "Yeah, like the Incredible H-DOH!" *Amy smacks him with her hammer again.*
N. Brio: "No, he's right, it's apt. I won't lie, I was an evil scientist."
Sonic: "I knew it." *He shuts up as Amy readies her hammer again.*
Big: "Hmmm, but you don't hold that very well. You're too... meek. You would rather let others take your accomplishments."
Brio: "WHAT? NO!" *He gets more delusional by the second.* "I created the Evolvo-ray! I INVENTED SLINKYS! STOP PLAYING WITH THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE MINE. I INVENTED LIGHT-BRITE AND WROTE THE BIBLE!" *He turns into the Hulk when he says* "I! WAS! IN! THE! FIRST! GAME!" *He then drinks his mutagen, turning back to normal.*
Sonic: "Oh, great. He's a crazy scientist."
Big: "No... He's putting a façade. The only thing true in that is that he perfected the Evolvo-ray... whatever that is."
N. Brio shows his sanity again. "I see I didn't fool you, eh? You're right. I only perfected the Evolvo-ray, a device to evolve weaker creatures into super soldiers, for Dr Cortex. Now, HE is a evil scientist. He's the one who wants to take over the world."
Sonic: "Sounds just like Eggman if you ask me, wanting to take over the world."
Spyro: "What are you doing here any way? You don't look like you would normally visit here."
N. Brio: "You are correct, I do rarely visit the home of my- I mean, Cortex's creations, Crash Bandicoot, Coco, and Crunch. But I got an anonymous phone call telling me to go to the homes of the bandicoots. The caller was strange, very egotistical. And before we hung up, I swear I heard him laughing 'Bwah hah ha' and I thought I could also hear metal banging on metal in the background."
Shadow: "That sounds quite a lot like the Doctor and Metal Sonic."
N. Brio: "Oh! And sometimes, some robots would question what he was doing, only to get a 'Quiet nincombots!' in response."
Sonic: "Now that does sound like Eggman, he never compliments his robots at all."
N Brio: "So, that is who this Eggman is... Hmmm... I did sense an evil just like Dr. Cortex. Which reminds me, none of the bandicoots are here, which troubles me. I know that they can go off to fight Cortex, but he usually tells me about it. (He is Cortex's friend, no matter what.) But there was no call. Did the bandicoots finally fail?"
*The ground suddenly starts shaking.*
Sonic: "Whoa! Is this an earthquake?"
N. Brio: "No... RUN!"
*Everyone moves away from Crash's home towards the beach as thorns shoot up from the ground, missing them. On the beachfront, the water freezes with ice.*
Amy: "What's happening?"
N. Brio: "It's the mutants! They're attacking us! But why?!"
Sonic: "Mutants?"
*From the forest behind them, Spikes, Snipes and Magmadons rumble their way while from the water, Ratcicles and Eel-lectrics slither and slide out. They gang up on the heroes.*
Sonic: "Ooh! A challenge for once. I got this guys." *Sonic starts revving up in his ball form.*
N. Brio looks at the mutants and notices the new headsets on them. He tells Sonic "Sonic! Aim for their heads! Destroy those headsets!"
Sonic: "Got it!" Sonic uses his Light Speed Attack to decimate all the headsets with no trouble at all. They shatter and fall to the ground.
*The mutants go from their crazed state to a more relaxed state, stepping away from the heroes. But before any celebrating can occur, Crunch, with Crash riding him, comes in. Crunch points his arm gun at the heroes.*
Sonic: "Ah, two more want to meet my speed, huh?" *Sonic starts revving up again but Brio stops him.*
N. Brio: "No, wait! That's Crash and Crunch... but they're different."
Big: "They appear to be under mind control. But whoever did this didn't do a very good job on controlling them. Hmmm..."
*He performs a thunderous clap, awakening Crash and Crunch from their mind control. Crunch drops his gun arm and Crash accidently loses his balance and falls onto the ground.*
*Sonic can't help but chuckle at Crash's fall. Then Amy proceed to whack him over the head with her hammer again.*
Crunch: "Oh, my... what happened? Why are we back home?"
Tails: "You guys were hypnotized into trying to attacking us."
Crunch: "What, you little critters? (Crunch is about taller than OMEGA) Darn it, it was that Cortex and the rotund dude."
Sonic: "Rotund dude? Did he wear a red suit and black pants and shoes?"
Crunch: "Why, yes! He trapped us in cages. He said his name was Eggman or something."
Sonic: "Yep, that's Eggman all right."
Crunch: "Then Cortex took us to his Evolvo-ray and then evolved us to look like this. After that, it's all blank for a few days, save for a command to attack a blue hedgehog and his friends just recently."
Crash has gained more than enough brain cells to speak, but all he says is "New Evolvo-ray!" before silencing himself again, as though he rather not speak.
N. Brio: "WHAT! He made a new Evolvo-ray without me?! That does it! Follow me, I'm taking you guys to wherever Cortex is."
*N. Brio jumps into the nearby rubble of what was the old Space Head (From Mind Over Mutants). The others jump in as the Space Head starts working again. N. Brio can be heard saying "Found you!" as they reach the room N. Brio is in.*
N. Brio: "Hop on this teleporter here, it's going to take you were Cortex and this Eggman is."
Crunch: "Why should we trust you? You're not exactly a good guy."
N. Brio: "Yes, I know. But you should also know I am angry that he has thrown out the old Evolvo-ray. I'm done not taking credit! GET ON AND KICK HIS ASS!"
*Not wanting to make Brio go Hulk on them again, they get on and are sent to the Space Egg's / Death Head's lowest levels.*
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DEATH HEAD'S / SPACE EGG'S BRIDGE
Eggman is in command when the alarm goes off, saying there are intruders on board.
Ensign Cubot: "Commander, there is an army intruding on board."
Ensign Orbot: "It appears to be Sonic, Spyro, Crash, and the others, Commander."
Commander Eggman: "Excellent, they're right on time. Lt. Commander Metal Sonic, inform the, ugh, Captain that Sonic and Crash and the others have arrived."
Lt. Commander Metal Sonic: "YES, COMMANDER... NO RESPONSE FROM THE CAPTAIN, COMMANDER."
Eggman: "What?! Oh, that's it." *He goes to the ready room and bangs on the door.* "CORTEX?!" *The door doesn't open.* "CORTEX!" *The door is still closed.* "Metal Sonic, force the door open."
Metal Sonic: "Yes, sir." *He overrides the door's security lock, making it open.*
Eggman sees a sight that stops him midsentence, saying only "Cor...tex...?"
*Only one light is on in the ready room as Cortex sings into a microphone.*
Cortex: ♪ "Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time. I feel ali-i-i-ive! And the world, I'll turn it inside out, yeah. I'm floating around in ecstasy. So-"
Dingodile: ♪ "Don't-"
Tropy: ♪ "Stop-"
N. Gin: ♪ "Me-"
Uka-Uka: ♪ "Now."
Nina: ♪ "Don't-"
Komodo Moe and Joe: ♪ "Me-"
Tiny: ♪ "Me."
Eggman: "Oh, brother."
*Pinstripe and Koala Kong raise the lights.*
Cortex (The others take the back-up): ♪ "Cause I'm having a good time! Having a good time! I'm a super star shooting through the sky like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity. I'm a racing car, passing by like Lady Godiva! I'm gonna go, go, go, There's no stopping me! I'm burning thorough the sky, yeah, 200 degrees! That's why they call Mr. Fahrenheit. I'm trav'ling at the speed of light! I wanna make a supersonic man out of you!"
Eggman: "Great, now I have to hate Queen..."
Cortex: ♪ "Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball. Don't stop me now! If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call! Don't stop me now! Cause I'm having a good time. Don't stop me now! Yes, I'm having a good time. I don't wanna stop at all! Yeah."
Eggman: "You're gonna have to stops sooner or later."
Cortex: ♪ "I'm on a rocket ship on my way to Mars, on a collision course. I'm a satellite, I'm out of control. I'm a sex machine ready to reload! Like an atom bomb! about to oh- oh- oh- oh- oh- explode! I'm burning thorough the sky, yeah, 200 degrees! That's why they call Mr. Fahrenheit. I'm trav'ling at the speed of light! I wanna make a supersonic woman out of you!"
"Don't stop me; Don't stop me; Don't stop me; hey, hey, hey! Don't stop me; Don't stop me; Ooh, ooh, ooh! I like it! (Don't stop me; Don't stop me;) Having a good time, good time. Don't stop me; Don't stop me; Oooooooah! Alright!"
Eggman: "Fine, they are doing a pretty good job."
Cortex: ♪ "Ooooh! burning thorough the sky, yeah, 200 degrees! That's why they call Mr. Fahrenheit. I'm trav'ling at the speed of light! I wanna make a supersonic man out of you! (Hey, hey!)"
"Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball. Don't stop me now! If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call! Don't stop me now! Cause I'm having a good time. (Yeah, yeah) Don't stop me now! Yes, I'm having a good time. I don't wanna stop at all! Yeah."
"La, ra, ra, ra, rah, ra, ra, ra, hah, Ha, ra, ra, ha, ha, haaa, Ha, ra, raa, ha, ra, ra a-a-a- Ooh, ooh, ooh..." ♫
Eggman: "Are you guys done now?"
Cortex: "Ah! Yes... I'm just so happy."
Eggman: "So much so that you need to stop all communications out there?"
Cortex is clearly ecstatic. "Well, you saw how much fun we had... now what is it?"
Eggman: "Well, you remember I told you to send Crash, Crunch, and an army to handle Sonic and his friends?"
Cortex: "Ah, yes. Did they kill them?"
Eggman gives a sarcastic response. "Oh, yeah, they did such a good job."
Cortex, cheerfully: "Wonderful."
Eggman starts to rage, but then he calms down. "No, Cortex. They're here in the station."
Cubot comes in. "Reports are that they are in the Prehistoric Terrarium."
Orbot: "We shut them in there, but I don't think we will keep them in there for long."
Cortex: "WHAT!"
Uka-Uka flies over in rage. "That bandicoot is still after us?! YOU STILL FAIL ME, CORTEX, AND I DON'T GET HOW!"
Cortex: "Now, hang on. I got a plan. Dingodile, go to the Prehistoric Terrarium."
Dingodile: "Al'ight, sir. It's gonna be a roast."
Cortex: "The rest of you! To your Terrariums. We are going to stop them!"
*Everyone leave to where they need to be.*
Next Time: Get ready to see some dinos in the Prehistoric Terrarium.
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