#i mean okay it's cool if you still don't want to bc anxiety's a bitch but also le t me send you thinnnnnnnnnnnngsssssssss

[authenticaussie]

not a fic request, just something to think about: sabo (still amnesiac) at a karaoke bar with koala on downtime. ace (pre-whitebeards) gets up on stage, makes his request to the band, and says just before singing, "This is for the brother I lost seven years ago. I hope you're listening, Sabo!" 🥐

Okay okay okay okay b U T LIKE WAIT BECAUSE ACE R EALLY HAS TWO OPTIONS HERE AND ONE OF THEM IS MAYBE SOMETHING SAD-ISH THAT THEY USED TO SING TO EACH OTHER BUT MAYBE THIS IS A NIGHT WHERE HE’S A LITTLE DRUNK AND ANGRY AT BEING SAD AND R E F U S E S TO BE SAD AND SO SINGS AN ANGRY/STUPID SONG ABOUT HIS IDIOT BROTHER AND HOW HE WAS A DUMBASSES WHO D I E D 

And then like four years later when sabo gets his memory back he like bolts upright in bed and just yells f UCK YOU ACE because he’s realised that he’s the Sabo that Ace was referring to that night. 

Also like, imagine everyone just turning to stare at Sabo and Koala just sniggers and is like “Hah, all Sabos are idiots, apparently.”

[stubblesandwich]

ONCE AGAIN I AGREE COMPLETELY!

Tbh, I hadn't thought about the military wife correlation but wow. It's so fitting for them and I'm having THOUGHTS. Okay but all they have been through, Dean's obviously psdt, anger issues, alcoholism — MILITARY WIFE TROPE!

And yes, Lisa accepted who he was: a hunter. She said it herself, Dean, you aren't a house builder. You are a hunter. Yet, she wanted to try it. She wanted him to come and go, so he could have his family and not give up this enormous part of himself. You can go. Me and Ben will be here. Just come back in one piece, okay?

Not go mention how marvelous he was with Ben. QUESTION: do you think he was Dean's son biologically?

Kripke's era will always be the best. I understand you 100%. It's been 15 seasons and I don't want the show to end, yet I admit that s5 ending was most accurate ending and wrapped everything up good even though we cey bc SAMMY COME BACK HOME OK

Whenever I see people hating on Lis, it's mostly to build up other ships or in a very misogynic. Calling her a bitch, slut, whore, saying she "didn't change Dean like a woman should" (wtf???). She was strong, independent, and gave him everything he dreamed about.

It would be so good if they were a bit loyal to the original ending in that matter. Giving Dean a family again, my boy deserves it. Imagine him going for Lisa and Ben again.

 Asofhasdf the military wife thing is so perfect honestly. I have a headcanon too that she joined an online support group, to help her know how to help Dean. Either for military spouses/partners or partners of those with PTSD. I could see her researching into that more to find the best ways for her to support him, emotionally. And that thought fills my heart near to bursting. She made that comment about “when the guy who basically saved the world shows up on your doorstep, you expect him to have a few issues” and I’d just like to unpack that, pls.

I think about what Dean said to Bobby and Sam, about when he first showed up on their doorstep. How he drank too much and had nightmares, was half out of his head with grief. I could dwell in that angst sandwich forever. I think about Dean trying to hide all of that from Lisa and Ben, or at least pretend to have himself somewhat put together for their sakes, and just cracking under the pressure of it. Hence the nightmares. And the drinking.

For Dean to admit to Sam and Bobby that he was a mess and had those nightmares…. Boy howdy, they must have been some bad ones. I think that’s the first time he’s ever admitted to having nightmares, at least in a way that wasn’t a self depreciating joke. Dean’s not exactly up on psychology lingo—what if he really meant night terrors, which are infinitely worse? Ugh, my poor boy. And amazing Lisa, willing and wanting to be there for him. Be still, my heart!

The “just come back in one piece line” really got me, ugh. And then when Lisa admits later that she gets anxiety from phone calls, worried that it’s Sam calling to tell her Dean is dead. Lord! The angst! Why couldn’t I have had more of that? I don’t think Lisa could have stayed that signature cool forever; I think the stress of it and Dean actually coming home with some new scars would take it’s toll on her, and they’d have some issues to work through. But I would have loved to see them try to make it work long term.

You are RIGHT to say that Dean was marvelous with Ben. It was so great and I miss it so much, ugh. As far as Ben being Dean’s, biologically… man. I don’t know! On the one hand, sure, it’s possible. Did you ever watch The Office? Kind of reminds me of the end of the series (spoiler alert, I guess) where Angela tells Dwight that her son Phillip isn’t his. And Dwight tells her that he’ll raise 100 of her bastard children if it means he gets to be with her. But it turns out Phillip really is Dwight’s son, and Angela just wanted to make sure Dwight wanted to be with her for HER, instead of out of obligation to his son.

I could see a scenario where that’s what Lisa did. She didn’t want Dean to feel pressured to stick around, or be there for Ben out of obligation, so she lied about Dean being Ben’s real dad.  And man, wouldn’t that be something? Dean finds out years later, after he’s already married Lisa (in whatever way he can, probably just symbolically, since he’s legally dead)  and formally adopted Ben, that Ben really is his son. I don’t think it would change anything for Dean, except the balloon of pride that would swell up in his chest at the idea of a kid as awesome as Ben being HIS son. But, it doesn’t matter, really, and there’s something really special about that. I don’t think Ben being biologically his could make Dean love Ben any more than he already does. Which is beautiful.

The question really is: would Ben being his biological son have made Dean stay, or at least not wipe out their memories of him? I think if everything played out the way it did and Dean still thought he was this colossal burden on their lives, he still would have wiped their memories.  D:   I hate it.

And yes, let the record show, I need Sam to be out of hell and have his soul intact. A perfect ending for Dean involves that, too.

People get pretty into their shipping wars. It’s like they get territorial, and Dean being with Lisa in canon is a threat to their fanon relationships, or other canon ships they like better. But Lisa is monumentally cool, and she doesn’t deserve the hate when all she’s done is be there for Dean, accept him, welcome him, and love him. She trusted him so much! She was even willing to reconcile after all the vampire nonsense. It was Dean who kept pushing her away. (I’m never going to be over the vampire stuff, ever.)

I can’t see them bringing Lisa and Ben back for the series finale, and that’s such a shame. So much lost potential. Imagine Dean having another kid with Lisa! Imagine Ben becoming a big brother! Imagine Dean being able to have his own family, be a father in a real way! Imagine him living his own dreams and being adored and loved. I can’t even handle it. Fanfiction, here I come.

[the-blueberry-jellyfish]

Discord Exchange

Just gonna post the bios and stuff here so it's all together and organized. Whoever gets me can pick anyone from this list, you to do✌️✨ Got some dbz and some non-dbz choices. Some of them have a few more pictures in their tags, but not all. I don't care if my gift is written or drawn🦑 And, particularly if you're writing, feel free to include your own oc in whatever's going on, if it helps you get things rolling or whatever. I feel like y'all have the harder job😂💙

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Cam

He/Him, 5'5", gay ace

Cam's babie c: Well, kinda lol. He grew up in an orphanage and spent a few years homeless, on the street. Nowadays, after carving out a place for himself through a series of turf wars, he's the gang boss of his city's second most prominent gang. He lives in a motel he owns and runs, which is his primary source of income. He's outgoing and friendly, despite the violent side of him and treats his gang members like family. He doesn't much like death, since he's seen so much of it, but views it as a necessary evil, depending on the circumstance. Basically you're all good and taken care of if you're on his good side, but probs in hot shit if you're on his bad side. He doesn't like spending time alone. He would rather sit in silence with someone else than be alone in a room. He's been able to come to terms with things like being alone to go to sleep and such, but if he's ever forced into isolation, it gives him mad anxiety, dude. He refuses to spend more than $20 on anything and much prefers thrift stores and shoplifting😂 He's more okay paying for things at family owned establishments, but he doesn't like to give big companies money lmao. He really loves listening to people play music live, especially if it's jazz music. And just, ,, has to dance😤👏👏👏 He absolutely loves animals and is always setting out water and extra food for the strays. He's named the ones he sees regularly and is working on getting little shelters built for them😭💙🐶🐱✨ He also will bury any dead strays and roadkill that he finds. He feels like they deserve that much.

Likes: His gang members, jazz, PURPLE!! and pink!!, sleeveless shirts and jackets, thrifting, ANIMALS😭💙, gaudy ass decorations😂, gaudy ass anything tbh, pasta, his rainbow steletto switchblade😗💙✨

Dislikes: Being alone, "gross yellows", authority figures, rich people, beING ALONE, spending money😪💸, hot days, seeing people struggle, drugs, BEING ALONE

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Gale

He/Him, 6'10", pan

Asshole. Asshole man. Will kick your ass np and can be a bit of a bully to those he perceives as being weak. He's not afraid to voice his opinion, not really caring about what other people think of him, and takes an instant disliking to people who are snobby or authority figures. He tends to be quick-tempered and closed off to others, but to those he cares about he's fiercely protective and loyal. He will kill for those few, special people and really only feels truly at ease with those people. He has trouble processing and expressing his emotions a lot of the time, especially more complex ones, which can lead to him just defaulting into a grumpy state. He doesn't really have any true hobbies because he was never able to healthily explore those types of things, so he usually just relaxes in his free time, which is fine with him because he tends to stress😂 Though, he is a bit of an adrenaline junkie and won't say no to going out and doing stupid things just for the sake of doing them😂👏✨ He has an absolutely massive, and also ever-growing, candle collection. He doesn't like to turn down buying new ones when he sees them, so it's resulted in every flat surface in his home being covered with candles. No, he doesn't think it's weird and no, he doesn't think that's too many candles. Aaaand though he hates cleaning, he can't stand for things to be messy or untidy because it gives him massive anxiety, so everything is always put away and clean 😤

Likes: CANDLES!!! (it's not a 'like' it's an obsession), alcohol, everything to be clean, blue and yellow, just... relaxing, horror movies, cold weather, attention, just about any kind of attention, making memories via doing stupid shit😂

Dislikes: People with an holier-than-thou attitude, jewelry, CLUTTER AND MESSES, bright ass lime green, horses (those bitches scary), people who are mean to kids (they get an extra ass kicking (ง'̀-'́)ง )

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Isa

She/Her, 5', straight

My spunky gal! My little firecracker! She’s super outgoing, sweet, and friendly. In fact, she likes to be friends with everyone. Tends to go after the loner type people for friends though bc she thinks they need the love lol. And she’s got lots of love and support to give them. She’s the type of person that’s always there for anyone who’s going through a rough patch, trying to help them find a solution to the problem. She’s not very good at recognizing that someone doesn’t want her help though lmao. She thinks that everyone can be good under the right circumstances and surrounded by the right people. She likes to just let loose and have fun. She’s usually very carefree, silly, and up for trying new things. She’s also pretty damn hyper though lmao. She’s constantly a walking bundle of energy and excitement. Because of this, a lot of people just, ,, can't handle to be around her very long. It's definitely... a lot😂💙 And as nice as she is, she’s a feisty little shit and isn’t afraid of anyone. She’s gotten into a couple of fights with people she mmmaaayyybe shouldn't have fought and earned a few scars, but she just thinks they’re cool ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ No one’s gonna step on her and they most definitely aren’t gonna step on her family. She just. Has no fear😂 She's far too optimistic to think that anything irreversibly bad could actually happen. Everything can be fixed 😂👏✨

Likes: Food, lots of food, making new friends (especially if they're grumps or bad people she can annoy into not being bad😂), picnics, going on runs and outside adventures, spending time with family and friends, when everyone gets along, cute babies

Dislikes: Sitting still, doing nothing all day, bitches that come around just to cause trouble, alcohol, overly pessimistic mindsets

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Klovnie

He/Him, 6'11", pan

STINKY MAN ALERT😂 Him and his twin, Klaunie (Spork's), are assassans. They're suuuper close and wouldn't really... be able to function without the other. Klov certainly couldn't, that's for sure😂 Klaunie pretty much takes care of and watches over him because he has no impulse control and no self-preservation instinct. He's prone to going barreling into situations without knowing much of anything about it. So yeah. The money they get from their job is just an added bonus to him because he very much enjoys his job. A little too much 🤡🤡🤡 Hgbgh. He has a big fascination with taxidermy and may or may not experiment with taxidermy on his victims. Ahem. He has... many people mounted on his walls. It's no big deal, don't worry about it. Oh yeah, and he's also a cannibal kjhkjhgj it's fine👌✨ The whole clown aesthetic comes from his family, who are all a part of a traveling circus. Though, only he and Klaunie are, ,, let's say odd,, , lmao. Which causes some issues. But aside from clowning, taxidermy, and his job, he likes to paint or sculpt in his free time. Though his artworks are, um... pretty abstract lmao. You don't have to understand it, just nod and smile 😂💕✨ Though, if you're genuinely interested, he's always more than happy to explain c: He's also a very good dancer and is always looking to imporove further. Come dance with him👀😂💙✨ He likes stars a lot and always signs things with a star instead of his name⭐️ In his mind, the star symbol is his name and you won't convince him otherwise. He has a big ol' mallet and her name is Tuesday Night Cherrypop Supreme. She's the love of his life and she's a good smash-y girl😂

Likes: Klaunie, Tuesday Night Cherrypop Supreme, finding roadkill, GLITTER! SPARKLES! SEQUINS!, adding a new taxidermy person to his room😂, pudding, sneaking bites of food before it's ready, singing and dancing, smeLLING THINGS, cheesy knock knock jokes!

Dislikes: Being ignored, people being mean to Klaunie, burnt food >:•c , overly plain things, missing a joke, people who refuse to have a good time🤡

[blackrupee]

Wow your life sounds complicated right now I'm sorry for that. So you aren't gonna have any managers what the fuck? And OH MY GOD I hate when people come in to eat so close to close!!!! ( I work @ zaxbys) if someone is acting passive aggressive I would act even more passive aggressive- make that bitch regret it- regarding the 2 guys: 2 guys is better than no guys:))) wish the first one didn't pressure you though. How did the 2nd one hurt you? - and I care so don't worry about boring me

hi hello would you like to read a novel on my life thanks i talk too much (tldrs at end)

nah like.. we had been managing with a general manager and 3 assistant managers even though we really need 4 so as not to overwork anyone. we recently hired a new one from a corporate arbys (we’re franchised) and two just quit. like i mentioned, theyre not coming back even though the original plan was that their new jobs would be only temporary (6 weeks). sooooo now we have a general manager who only works weekday day shifts, one assistant manager who is relatively new (she had been working at this place for a while but was promoted to manager 6ish months ago) and another who is brand new but still has some experience. they said theyre looking to promote from within initially, but they might have to hire outside people if no suitable potential manager is picked. id love to get manager pay and its not like managers do anything hard so id be WILLING to be a manager..like the whole reason why i got trained on backline was because we have such a big turnover rate with backline people since it fucking SUCKS and i was wanting to be helpful and flexible. so like. thats what i offerred. but one assistant manager was like “lmao all youd do is swear at the customers” and im like bitch when have i ever?? i talk shit about them all the time but ive only sworn IN FRONT OF a customer twice and neither time was it directed at them. but i mean im sitting on a small handful of customer complaints so its not like the gm would even consider me probably. idk dude. i can be nice if you pay me to be nice. but i get paid to do food and do it fast……….so

but yeah literallyyyyyyyyy i have no idea how people can be so??? inconsiderate???? and they dont??? care??? im learning that my contant frustration with people in my personal interactions is due to a disconnect between what i value in  expectations and what actually happens. like. when i go somewhere i already KNOW what i want, so i say it quickly and competently. i preface a lot of my interactions with people im requesting food or services from with “i’m sorry but…”. i phrase things as “could i get” as opposed to “get me” or “i want” which sound HELLA rude tbh. id always have my money ready at the window or the register, im always trying to pay attention and not miss anything or just….be rude in any way bc i know fast food fucking sucks. i know some of the people i interact with probably hate their job as much as i do and i want to be the smallest burden i can be. and it seems like nearly no one else has these same values???? and i dont understand how people can just??? be? so? inconsiderate?

also yes bitch im the queen of passive aggression. literally the night before i was working a short shift and my friend was closing frontline and this bitch was closing drivethrough. i just got the okay to clock out and i was like “bye! have a beautiful night! just know that i love you so much and ive everything ive ever said has always been fake until this point! never meant anything ive ever said until now especially if your name starts with k or ends with ristin (drivethrough girl/the one whos being so difficult is named kristin) but just know that i love you!” and basically being really dramatic and extra as satire.

i guess for context the whole reason she decided to be mad at me was the other night when she was drunk and was like “do you even likeeeeeee meeee i feel like you hateeeee meeee wahh wahh wahhhh” even though im like…..yes bitch i enjoy your company? i joke/use hyperbole/satire/irony/whatever a lot but like occasionally id be like “ey yo you know its all jokes right u know i love u right” just to ensure that she knows but she fucking. ignores it all. i feel like she so desperately WANTS me to hate her and tbh i got fucking sick and tired of hearing her complain all the time about this shit! i fucking hate repeating myself! so sure. if you want me to hate you so fucking much there. i hate you. i fucking hate you so fucking much. like is that what you want to hear? is that validating? are you fucking happy?

its so fucking frustrating

but i will not be held accountable for her decision to be upset. because thats what it is. she wants to be upset, and she wants me to be responsible for it when its literally not my responsibility. i am absolutely not going to stand for this shit like i kind of want to say its emotional abuse lmaooo but im just so fucking sick of it. 

everyone knows that i take chicken tenders and turnovers that would be thrown out at the end of the night and she was closing frontline yesterday and made a point to throw out the turnovers right next to me without asking if i wanted any/leaving any for me. i mean i completely expected her to be that petty of a bitch so it was kind of funny tbhonestly. also im p sure she unfollowed me here lmaoo

with regards to the guys and this paragraph could get a bit tmi/nsfw: yeah the first one kind of sucked but i feel like a little bit of the New Person Nerves have worn down so id do better if we were to hookup again. because like i totally would love to have fucked him but…..anxiety. he was hot tho. like 10/10 body and ass holy shit. plus he complimented me on my ass eating so (assuming that was genuine and not a vapid ego boost haha paranoia am i right) hopefully he comes back for seconds. 

second guy ive had a longish history with. started talking to him at the beginning of last fall semester and we hooked up kinda regularly for about a month. things fell apart, we both understood that we wouldn’t be good dating wise but still enjoyed meaningless cuddles. whatever. it got to a point where he would only hit me up like once every month and a half or so and towards like january-ish he hits me up again. so im like nice cool lets chill. im getting ready for this but my phone is in the other room. while im doing this he drove by my place to pick me up (since he was on his way back from nashville), didnt get a response to an “im here” text (bc i was busy and tbh not expecting him to do that), and left. he lives within like walking distance tho so im like “?? sorry i was busy are you still out or should i walk over?“ and he texts me like “sorry hold up a thing just happened” and im like…….okay. so im just.. waiting around for him. periodically texting like “hey are we good for tonight and whats going on?” because like there was some drama with his friend? hes like.. apologizing and shit but this goes on for an hour. BUT. the ENTIRE time he’s dealing with this friend problem or whatever he’s literally on grindr. and at the end of this hour im like in full blown paranoia panic mode and i literally text him something mentioning this and he BLOCKS ME ON GRINDR so im like ??????!!!!??? and i text him (all while saying “not to be crazy or paranoid bc im probably coming off that way but like could i get an answer or something??”) AND HE LITERALLY SAYS HE DELETED HIS GRINDR. but thats a LIE because i have a secondary account to see like……if guys are still on grindr/if a thing with a guy might turn into something more like if i see he’s not on grindr as much?? thats prob incredibly stalkerish and probably really creepy but hey. thats me. so i KNOW he lied to me but i cant really say “hey ur a liar” without disclosing this weird creepy stalker part of me (funnily enough this isnt the first time a guy has lied to me and i caught it with my secondary account! so it proves to have some function use in the end. not totally crazy). so. yeah. that was the incident. after this i dont trust him at all, and i still dont, but i had it in my mind to like somehow get him to fall in love with me just so i could break his heart for doing this? never really worked out. so now im at the point where im like….eh he’s a piece of shit and i hate him but ill cuddle with him bc it feels good

back to nsfw/tmi: the sex was okay. he’s weird about people being near his like….dick and stuff because he was raped and i totally get it bc i was too but he was comfortable enough for me to finger him and my finger still hurts from where he clenched when he came lmaoooooo. was totally hot tho. and i got to east his ass so im like eyyyyyyyy. its been so long since ive eaten ass so having it two consecutive nights in a row has been cathartic.

tldr; we have 2 assisant managers and a gm rn. looking for more

tldr; bitch. same.

tldr; bitch. same.

tldr; he’s a liar