#i mean i work for sophia so delusion is easy to tap into
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What is a Bronx cheer compared to a normal cheer compared to a girl screaming TRENT TRENT TRENT AFTER THE SIREN WE WON WE WON
#this guy on Twitter is so dumb though#he's always awful about everything#but never forget that Trent caught the golden snitch at the end and kicked a goal worth 150 points and we won#Trent baby#my hero#still can't believe we won#amazing#Trent is the hero#statue of Trent outside the AIA centre#i live in a world of delusion#Trent still plays for Collingwood and ginnidiot is on a drug ban for 2 years and Taylor Adams is always perpetually injured and#i mean i work for sophia so delusion is easy to tap into#Just think like sophia#what would Sophia do#always the best advice for literally anything in life#tired? have a nap#running out of money? yell at your admin worker to creatively account some invoices#got too much money? buy the house next to one you already own#have four kids? demand they all become accountants and never talk to them if they don't#too lazy to go outside? smoke inside#hungry? 6 cheese biscuits#still hungry? try another 6 cheese biscuits#hungry again? 6 choc chip cookies#water? make sure it's sparkling mineral water#soup? chicken cup a soup without noodles#if it's the wrong soup? reprimand whoever did this atocious act of betrayal and eat it anyway#want more money? hire more accountants#i spelt atrocious wrong#dinner after work and too tired to cook? $20 fish and chips#taxi? use one of your 53 accountants instead
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