#i mean also for lore reasons its stupidly funnny to use abundance path for SU for him. just torture him more

[solemntitty]

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Blade. I try to play Yanqing. My Blade deals more damage. I try to play Dan Heng IL. My Blade deals more damage. I try to play Seele. My Blade deals more damage. I want to play Jingliu. Her best team has Blade. I want to play Sampo, Himeko- they both want Blade. He grabs me by the throat. I grind relics for him. I do the simulated universe daily for SSS. I give him the Moles LC at R5. He isn't satisfied. I pull Clara's LC. "I don't need this much healing" he tells me. "Give me more crit dmg." He grabs Fu Xuan and forces her to reduce his dmg. "You just need to give me more crit. I can deal more damage with my signature LC." I can't pull for that, I don't have enough stellar jade. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his sword. He says "Savor it for me." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure follow up attack dmg and sustainability. What a cruel world.