#i may be stupid.

[cubbihue]

MORE MEMES. I wanted to draw some of them, but didn't have the time, but maybe in the future. ALSO AGAIN LIKE 90% CHIMMY CAUSE HE'S JUST MEME-ABLE AND I JUST HAVE THE PERFECT ONES IN MY GALLERY.

HSDHASKDASHBDASKA SCREAMGINGNGNG

OH YM GODDDD BSHABSAS

[crimeronan]

listened to the first ep of st kilda & when andromeda launches into her godspeech at the end, i was like "god damn, my irish has gotten SO rusty, i'm only catching a phrase or two of this" so i looked up the transcript & was like "god DAMN, my irish HAS GOTTEN SO RUSTY, i don't recognize more than half of this vocab.....??"

anyway. turns out that is because it is scots gaelic!

[kardia-library-official]

Oh my god, you guys.

My partner is watching some random video about some spooky farm sim, and I was just like "haha, who do you marry? A ghost?"

And then I went off on a tangent about how I totally wanted to pseudo-marry Krobus in SDV, but you can't have kids with him and I wanted to do everything, so I picked Sebastian, and no regrets! Especially because there's a fan theory about him being half shadow person, so I got my shadow husband after all.

And THEN.

My partner looks at me, and without missing a beat:

"...So, shadow people CAN have kids?"

I can't really express the noise I made, but it was like "BAAAAAAH!!"

This honestly never crossed my mind before, and I can't say I've ever seen it discussed in relation to that theory. But now I will probably never stop thinking about it for the rest of my life.

[muttmoxley]

Has your ogre seen Shrek

i literally just went to google the name of the ogre from shrek and then stared at my screen blankly in shame

[partywreck]

WAIT. WAIT I MADETHIS TBE BLOG URL AS LIKE "OHHAHA I'M A MESS AT PARTIES" BUUT I JUST REALIZED HOW IT SOUNDS IN A VTSOM CONTEXT FUCK[

[deltoravivisection]

>Having trouble coming up with equipment for main party

>Wracking brains for days trying to give the rogue a ranged and/or bludgeoning weapon for the sake of damage type versatility

>Game set in fantasy Australia

>Has not designed a boomerang-type weapon yet

>mfw

[lion-buddy]

oh my god it’s april 1st

[doodlemartianzz]

GASP I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE DEMIROMANTIC TOO :3

WAIT FR

[time-judged-all]

Wait ryosuke miura plays shingo too?

[kunikisss]

What is your age? (47)

BRO😭😭😭😭😭😭

[crimeronan]

me: hey plant identification website, can you explain what these tall-ass plants in my backyard are?? why are they so tall?? are they invasive?? should i be getting rid of them?? i don't like that they're so tall. are they eating all the other plants

plant identification website: oh! that is a tree 😁❗️❗️🌲

me: .....oh. okay.

[lottieurl]

just had an actual "ugh why did i take my migraine meds the mild headache just passed without developing into anything stronger" moment

[soullessjack]

donate to help palestine and “sponsored by mcdonald’s” in the same pinned???

well that banner is more of an old-internet aesthetic thing but it’s actually very stupid that I didn’t realize it, thank you /gen

[meezer]

uh. hey guys. uhoh

[lividjungle]

if i ever reblog something to the wrong blog please start making fun of me in my inbox bc otherwise i will never know thankyou jungleheads

[bitegore]

post: jonne järvelä is tired, we need more new folk metal musicians

me: very cool, i should look up who jonne järvelä is! in the meantime, let me put on korpiklaani while i find this guy's band...