#i made the mistake of running to go get some coffee (approx 8 minute walk away)

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Due to its getting really hot outside, im starting to think of yandere boys, using it against their darling. Something tells me that Child gonna be extra annoying about it, clinging to his darling like a koala, despite that the literrally melts from all this extra heat.

(sorry for my bad english btw m(._.)m)

It’s sooooo much funnier with the idea of a Natlan/Sumeru darling, because I feel like Ajax cannot handle hot weather, like have you seen where he comes from? Warm is fine, sure, but actual sweltering, blistering heat, inescapable? It’s torture. It was inconceivable to him until he actually experienced it.

As with most mild inconveniences, though, he takes full advantage of the situation to gain you attention and doting, by being as overdramatic and needy as possible. He’s literally dying. His body isn’t adjusted to the heat, have some pity, you have no idea how horrible this is for him, it’s way worse for him than it is for you. He’s grown up in a cold environment, so, uh, the heat feels even worse on a physical level. That sounds scientifically plausible.

The man is USELESS in this kind of heat. Moping, groaning, whining, laying on the couch or floor as close to naked as you’ll allow for casually roaming the house. Can you please bring him a glass of water, since you’re getting up anyway? No he can’t get it himself, he has to conserve his energy in case something important happens.

But yes, this does not stop him from clinging to you. You try to point out that this will only make him warmer, but that’s different, you see, body heat and air heat are different, because they just are, everyone knows this, shut up about it, you’re saying too many words and he’s too tired to listen anyway…