#i made him more endearing in s4u

[suhnandmoon]

DWMB JAKE BREAKDOWN PLZZZZ he's one of my fav people ever he's such a silly guy.. he doesn't have a clue in the world i quote him often

HAHAHA you’re gonna open up the dwmb jake lore rabbit hole i have stored…. its lowk so boring actually putting it under the cut so i can have a space to info dump

also doesnt have a clue in the world that you quote him is taking me out thats so funny

less of a breakdown, more of my beef with the guy who inspired him:

okay so ive mentioned this before but dwmb started a year before i wrote it with only two ideas on a google document: riki was a jjk fan and jake was this guy i knew. everything you see in jake’s instagram introduction is like a near replica of this guy who followed me on instagram a bit ago. my friends and i call him bibleverse. funnily enough his name was jacob. scarily close to jake.

cringe ass instagram layout. his name in his bio was 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽. had his own ‘philisophical’ quotes as posts, pinterest photo dumps mixed with his own photos, TOM AND JERRY LIMINAL SPACE REEL REPOST. i went and found the exact video he reposted for that chapter.

and normally when people follow me on instagram that i have mutual friends with i’ll follow them back because im not famous like that. this guy was actualy Too much i was like i need to unfollow him. but the problem was his posts ended up becoming so ironically funny i could never press the unfollow.

his quote that goes in the hall of fame was: Into the Spiderverse? More like into the Bibleverse 🙏

like got me fucking dead. he was so millennial. but one day (i think it was when i was posting dwmb actually) i checked and he UNFOLLOWED ME. brehhh i was so mad because i wanted to unfollow you this whole time and you beat me to it??)?? why unfollow me like what the hell did i do. sorry im still not over this. petty as hell

taking all my negative feelings away drom mr bibleverse he really did remind me a little of this idea i had for jake. becuase i knew jakes ass was a band kid when he was in school, i always thought if we went to highschool together in like 2018 we’d be friends. he’s also vaguely inspired by a handful of my millennial adjacent friends that i adore a lot more than bibleverse. ive mastered the art of imitating them. my darling private school pals from highschool. and honestly a little bit of me from 2018