#i luff my wifey

[ellethespaceunicorn]

Lloyd would probably get you lingerie and/or something that you can show off to your girlfriends. The lingerie for his eyes and jewelry or a car for everyone else's.

I actually don't like lingerie unless my Wifey is in it. Lol.

But for Lloyd? Anything he wants, I will do it.

Also, I can see Bucky being completely invested in holiday shopping and wrapping his gifts in specific paper for each person...I luff him.

Love this!

Who would give the best presents? (For the holidays maybe)

Jingle bells 🔔 Jingle bells 🔔 Jingle all the way 🎊

This is gonna be focused on holiday/Christmas gifts, but it also describes why--due to the type of presents the guys do give--they are good or 'bad.' It turned out to be NO NONSENSE and shorter than expected, my bad.

Listed in (vague) order of worst to best!

Jimmy Dobyne

Doesn't much see the value in gifts after childhood. Might offer a present here and there. Mostly only bothers with gifts when told he has to get something, whether that is by you in reminder for a party he's going to or for you on an occasion a friend tells him.

Johnny Storm

Shows up with a last-minute gift every time. No planning ahead. Apparently considers his presence a gift...even for your birthday 😒

Lloyd Hansen

Gets you gifts that he likes, basically for him, not you. At least someone enjoys them, right? Correct. If anyone should be appeased, it's Lloyd.

Ari Levinson

Not much of a holiday or celebration person but will step up for very special things. (Hint: it's not for Christmas, and Hanukkah hasn't been gift-focused since he was quite little. Mostly cares about your birthday and big life events.) Sadly, Ari also knows he's not the best gift giver, so...he stopped trying to get better a long time ago.

Curtis Everett

Really against 'stuff' for stuff's sake, so gifts are rare and meaningful but not expensive (unless you two have agreed on the cost of something extravagant). This is a guy you have to do ring shopping with before he proposes.

Ransom Drysdale

Buys you expensive gifts but not necessarily with you and your likes in mind. Sometimes he gets lucky, they're just plain awesome, and you love them that much more.

James Mace

Excessively practical. The use-to-expense ratio is always considered, probably too much.

Bucky Barnes

Very thoughtful, small gifts. He's been afraid of really big gestures and public declarations of any sort. Bucky also staunchly refuses to let anyone else wrap his gifts to others; start to finish, it has to be him choosing, buying, wrapping, and offering each gift.

Steve Rogers

Consistent in giving something for every holiday, anniversary, or event, even if it's just flowers.

*Bucky and Steve fall into the category of if they can hand-make a gift, they will at least try to make it themselves. It's a point of pride. They also baulk at the cost of everything these days, so they tend to keep the price of presents down. Making things from scratch tends to help that.

Andy Barber

Not afraid to drop some dough on your gifts AND always considers what you like, what looks good on you, or what you'll really use.

Jake Jensen

I rank Jake as the best gift giver not because he spends the most money or puts the most thought into each. He spends enough and he thinks enough, but Jake enjoys the process the most. He's so fucking happy to see your face light up (or for you to give him the evil-eye at a joke present). This makes the actual act of gifting with Jake the most exciting. He tries to pick a setting and time that enhances the experience of the gift--no matter how small or goofy the present. Yeah, the rating system here is subjective, but Jake still wins. Sorry not sorry.

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[prettylilhalforc]

Hello lovely darling!

I have come with a prompt for some possible feel goodness? Flirting with your lover from across the room + our Daddy Santi? Perhaps they're at a party with the rest of the crew, their relationship is new, they're keeping it a secret for now (but let's be real, it's going to be pretty obvious since they're going to be eye-fucking from across the room)

Thank you for being such a wonderful, caring person. I appreciate you!

Wifey, my love, kardia mou, a thousand apologies that this is so delayed. I am having quite a difficult time trying to write a solid fic, so I hope that a head canon drabble will suffice. This turned out to be a lot more angsty to begin with but it gets better, I promise!

TW: 18 + ONLY!!!!! Allusions to military service, potential PTSD, reference to Tom's death, readjustment into civilian life, angst, grief, SMUT, P in V sex, F!reader x Pope (blank canvas), desperate Pope, cheeky Reader.

Length: 730 words.

It began after Colombia. Born from the grief and guilt that followed from Redfly's death. Both of you left adrift, questioning what next?

Benny threw himself back into MMA. Will had his fiancé and work with the VA. Frankie had Bella and the prospect of piloting once more. But with your self and Pope? Neither of you had an anchor.

Fish had always claimed the pair of you were proverbial peas in a pod. Bull headed, idealistic, with a restlessness that couldn't be sated.

The two of you floated listlessly upon returning home. It became habit. At each gathering, the pair of you the last ones remaining, wistfully reminiscing about what was. Jaded but hopeful. Swapping war stories of the unsettling re-entry into civilian life. The banality of it all. The lack of connection. Unaccustomed to being without use.

Harden hearts slowly cracking until one humid summer's night, everything spilled forth and overflowed. Fueled by cheap tequila and all the 'what could have been's ' the two of you fell into each other. Clinging desperately to stay afloat after all the blood and bullshit.

It began as an urge to sate the hunger for something more. All teeth and tongues. Viciously tearing the other apart, shedding your skin to be born anew.

That first night, Santiago took you right there on the grass. Knees bruised, skin scored; left writhing in the dirt. For the first time in what felt like eons, the pair of you felt whole. Each thrust of his cock piercing to the heart of you. Burying himself within your warm, wet cunt. Attempting to anchor himself at your very core.

For the first time in eons, you felt like you were home.

Breathless and panting, you spoke not a word. Terrified to acknowledge what had happened for the fear of losing the only mooring you had left.

It became habit to fuck away the pain. Falling into each others arms again and again after each gathering. After each failed interview, every lackluster date. Nothing could give either of you the same sense of fulfilment. The connection.

A seed was planted that night. It took root and unknowingly bound you together.

Each time it became harder and harder to disguise the need to touch, to taste. To feel and intertwine.

Bastard knew it too. It soon became a game. The both of you seeking that rush. Each daring to out do the other.

And tonight you felt particularly bold. Spirits were high on the back of Benny's last bout. New faces intermingled with old.

It was the perfect opportunity for mischief. Deliberately teasing at the hemline at your chest while chatting with Will's fiancé. Each pull of your lips between your teeth. Every subtle stretch and glance designed to drive him over the edge.

It did not go unnoticed. Eyes blown black, Santi sits and stews in it. Letting it boil and bubble over until it threatens to consume him.

"How long hermano?" Fish manages to interject with a knowing grin plastered on his face, pulling Pope from his sordid daydream.

"No tengo idea de lo que estas hablando." Santi remains stubborn as ever. I have no idea what you're talking about.

"No me mientas, prácticamente la estás follando desde el otro lado de la habitación. ¿Cuánto tiempo la has amado?" Frankie hardens. Don't bullshit me, you're practically eye fucking her from across the room. How long have you loved her?

The immovable object to Pope's unstoppable force.

Just like Santiago is unmoored. Leave it to Fish to dig through the bullshit and cut to the heart of the matter.

"I- I don't know." He flounders, swept up in the tumult of all things left unsaid. Raw emotion flooding through him.

Fuck.

You're the only thing that has kept him from drowning after all these years.

"For as long as I've known you, you've never hesitated. What are you doing just standing here, cabrón? We all know. Now go!" Fish pushes Pope forward, rolling his eyes.

Santiago downs the dregs of his beer. Waddling through the crowd feels like trawling through mud. With each step, the fear swells, threatening to drown him.

But your shy, knowing smile is a beacon. Beckoning him back to shore. His arms anchor themselves around your waist while you're deep in conversation.

There's no hesitation in your eyes.

Just warmth. It blossoms in his chest.

For the first time in eons, he feels like he's home.

[selfshippy]

i want tia safalin x reader fics nOW.. legit there are 0 of these in Existence please just let her grab my face and give me a gentle kissie...

[sukirichi]

HI AGAIN SUKI!! \(>o<)ﾉ 💘

thanks for being so sweet and giving so much luff, seeing ur reply to my ask made me feel super fluffy but I've been doing okie! then again i work way better under pressure 😀 and and-!!!

thank you!! nonetheless im doing alright~ i eat lots of tasty water :D i hope u are too (im watching u) hope you've been doing good tho <3

BUT YES THAT AKAASHI FIC WAS AAAAAAAAAA kaashi niiiii oUI OUI, still wonderful work!!! super loved it 💞

UR SKIN IS COLD?? ILL GIVE LOTS OF CUDDLES (the only problem is that you're stuck with me forever if u let me cuddol)

just wanna say you're the reason why i love the song kiss me more by doja cat ft. sza (from that yuuta fic u wrote! made me smile lots!!)

i love you!! ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )

BABY HELLLO!!!! correct me if im wrong but youre mango anon right?? Aww tysm, you guys give me so much love too so ofc I wanna give it back twice as much 🥺 HDKWWOLAA im glad youre good but like please dont overwork okay, like i've seen sm people overwork to exhaustion *cough me cough* and it felt awful 😭 WHAT IS THIS TASTY WATER YOU SPEAK OF? SPARKLING WATER? water becomes a thousand times tastier for me when its iced tbh,,,or maybe thats just me 🤔🤔🤔 YEA IM GOOD, TY! AND YEAAA im always cold skinned! my wifey calls me her sexy vampire and i *bites lip seductively* would gladly be her sexy vampire 🥵 AND AW TYSM, YES I ACCEPT CUDDLES 🥺💕 WHOA REALLY???!!! I LOVE DOJA CAT'S SONGS AND I WAS SCREAMING WHEN SHE RELEASED KISS ME MORE AND WITH QUEEN SZA THERE TOO!!! that song is a banger i love it sm, its like an instant serotonin boost for me 😫 im glad to hear that bb and i love you too!!! 💕💕💕