Absolute trash fire of a goblinoid. 30s. She/Her. The Worst Greek Girl (tm). Roguish scamps, sad bois, and dangerously quiet men with pointy sticks are my kryptonite. Exhausted TTRPG Party Mum. +18 only!!! "As a free action, can I regret my life choices?"
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Is anyone irl friends miley @mylovelycomandante-deactivated2
SHE IS IN CRISIS AND NEED HELP!!
IF YOU HAVE ANY OF HER PERSONAL INFO PLEASE TRY AND REACH OUT OR REACH OUT TO THOSE THAT MAY BE ABLE TO HELP HER
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Poe: Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, General.
Leia: And what age would that be, Poe?
Poe: ...late twenties?
Leia: Atta boy.
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My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition
Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry
This is him
Cute, right?
Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.
So far, Barry has been found
On our dining room table
On my dad's side of my parents' bed
In my parents' closet
Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)
Near the kitchen door
Near my fucking bed
At the bottom of my sister's stairwell
In our bathroom
And down the hallway
This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"
My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.
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Me watching Netflix absolutely fucking butcher everything about Eskel
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to be honest i think queer people should care less about other peoples identities and care more about making our community a home again
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I'd like to officially welcome Sam to the collective of Cleric Suffering™
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In case no one has told you this lately: thank you for being alive at the same time as me. I appreciate you so much. Thank you for surviving your worst days. Your existence is so important. Your feelings are valid. You deserve kindness from yourself and others. Don't ever forget how strong you have been and that you are deserving of love and happiness. Thank you for holding on. Thank you for still being here.
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tell me grumpy Poe doesn’t immediately go “AIOFJKSHSFSOFA” and soften up when you gently kiss the corner of his mouth
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hey could you hold this for me *gives you my hand*
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#rosa diaz and roy kent are basically the exact same person
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Another woman utterly failed by our society’s devaluation of women’s reproductive health. We can’t wait around for male doctors to decide what we need to know. This is why we need to take control and educate ourselves about our own bodies.
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jedi council disciplinary conference
tags @sleepdeprivedstuff @vanilla-chip-101 @penguinkiwi
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