#i love your brain

[jaylaxies]

FUCK that ask about hoon's balls 😫 what if he is extremely sensitive there ? imagine giving him head in the dorms, having his big, fat cock in your mouth and you suddenly start playing with his balls so he lets out the most pornographic moan ever and he has to close his mouth with his hand to keep quiet. he grabs your hand to stop you and says "please baby please not there, i won't be able to control myself... they are going to hear me”. you pretend that you understand him and you continue sucking his length until you can feel he is relaxed again only to put one of his balls in your mouth this time and make him moan so loud that definitely everyone in the house heard. you continue sucking and playing with his balls in turns since they are so massive and you can't suck both of them at the same time but he is feeling so overwhelmingly good that he can't even move. he is just moaning and whimpering like a slut and doesn't even care about his members hearing him anymore he just wants to bust a nut. "AH my balls feel so good i think i'm going to explode. i'm so close so fucking close please rub my tip a little i want to cum please make me cum" you start kissing, licking, sucking his nuts while rubbing his pink, swollen tip with your thumb and he starts cumming everywhere not being able to stop moaning "i'm cumming i'm cumming i'm cumming so hard uuuuuughhhh"

i literally love this so much? sunghoon, who acts as if nothing can break him or make him beg would end up crying and begging you to help him get off just because he feels so sensitive when you play with his balls, he’s gonna cum so much 😞‼️

[ohdeerfully]

This isn't a request just a little thought I had that I needed to share

Imagine Alastor being a mentor for you when it comes to the magickal arts. From learning the basics of spells and rituals that you're allowed to do.

Him overseeing your progress and offering a head pat or two when you're doing exceptionally well.

Mentor Alastor has been a thought that refuses to leave

this is SO CUTE!!!!!! this would make for such a good fic.. platonic or romantic....

i think he would be pretty harsh in a somewhat passive aggressive way, but he doesn't mean to be discouraging. he just wants to see you excel!!! he sprinkles in enough encouragement to keep you going. i think he would also care to know you are powerful enough to protect yourself in Hell should he be unable to be around (though he never has any doubts!! he becomes very confident in you and your power) and would definitely be super thrilled to hear how you beat the shit out of some demons using the powers HE trained you to use

maybe it gets to a point where he even learns something himself, unlocking a potential in both of you that he didnt even know was possible

[baconmoop]

I rewatched Stakes to feed my ever growing simon Fionna and cake addiction and how come no one ever talks about this

Look how cute Marceline's poison fuelled dreams are!!! She envisions Betty in her ideal world because she just wants Simon to be happy! They have matching aprons! They're all old and happy!

I don't know man it's getting to me I want to be in the venom dream too

[losersimonriley]

Imagine:

Soap takes a week trying to rickroll Ghost. It works the first time. It doesn't work on attempts two to six. It works on the seventh try. By the end of the week, Ghost refuses to open any link, any sound file, follow any QR code Soap sends him. He has the youtube url memorized. The damn song has been stuck in his head all week. Soap is very pleased with himself that it worked thrice (counting the one time he crept up to Ghost to sing into his ear in the break room only to get almost punched in the face for his trouble) and Ghost is definitely not fuming.

Then, for a whole month, nothing.

Ghost is starting to relax. He's still wary of Soap and his rickrolls, but not overly so. Maybe, after that one week, Soap got bored. So, early one morning, Ghost is alone in the weight room. He plugs his headphones into the old phone he uses as a walkman since his mp3 player finally died. He presses play.

"Never gonna..."

He skips to the next song, very much not labelled Rick Astley.

"Never go-"

Skip.

"Never-"

Ghost takes a deep breath. Pinches his nose.

"MACTAVISH!"

The scream is loud enough to wake half the base.

Gaz and Soap are in stitches over the whole affair for days and whenever anyone brings it up after. Soap had actually managed to replace Ghost's entire song library with Never Gonna Give You Up.

He still had to hide from Ghost to not have his neck snapped, though.

AHHAHA PLEASE I need to know what Ghost did to deserve this level of psychological warfare

[kassandras-one-braincell]

Kassandra blowing a kiss at a saloon girl as she makes off with a sack of money. The burlap bag jingling strapped to her saddle as she kicks her horse into a dead sprint

Eivor’s biceps flexing with each bang of her hammer to fire-red metal, sparks flying. She wipes sweat off her forehead with the back of her wrist and smears it with soot

Soma trying to get in the zone and focus up, getting in position for her jousting match, but then she catches sight of your token again and a little smile curves her lips

I…. I just can’t write now, I really can’t

Bandit!Kass... She makes a stop by your seedy town a few times a month. The lawmakers are sleazes under the cracked guise of honour and justice - she can bribe them out of any trouble, and steal it back the moment they're pissed-up and passed out. A nasty little place, but the perfect cover after a risky heist.

The saloon, well, that's the easiest place to throw the sheriff's lot off her tail. She just has to stroll up to the counter and sweet-talk the barmaid into a generous overpour for the good men who keep this town oh so safe. How can you say no to that smile? Or those sugar-sweet words in the rich accent you can't quite place? A handsome tip seals the deal.

Your conversations end with you in dire need of cool air, and with her telling you which room in the inn she's staying in for the night. You'll sprint home after your shift to freshen up with a dab of fragrance behind your ears and on your ankles. But the night always ends the same way: a hoard of serious officers striding into the town, your dear bandit speeding away on horseback into the arid void, and her kiss meant for your lips pressed into the desert air.

[ghoulphile]

it will come back by hozier is so the ghoul coded, i can’t stop listening to it and thinking about him 😵‍💫😵‍💫

omfg you’re so right but whyyyyy would you do this to meeeee 💀 i see him in august and now that’s all i’m gonna be thinking about when he performs it 🫠

[turnipoddity]

i wish there was a credits scene thing or something where hoffman gets his big ass body stuck in a doorway, like those cartoons where the big square shoulder beefy man is too big for the door and he gets lodged in there

can you imagine. saw ending like that… it’s just pure horror and gore the whole time and we get a credit scene like this

[switchblade-serenade]

Ive gotten off so many times to the thought of you sending me videos of you fucking someone in our bed while im at work and making me come home and reclaim you and breed you even harder to remind you, youre mine

oh my god, the fact that you’ve not said something sooner is a fucking crime 🫠

i’d be so desperate for a chance to be reminded of who i belong to it’d become a constant cycle

[scrollonso]

i had a thought in my little brain…

Marco Bezzecchi wearing a scorpian claw clip…

just holding up his hair like all those pretty women have it!!!!!

(that’s it) (that was my thought)

i had to jump up from my bed and run around my room

yes. just yes.

will i hypothetically be making this a little detail in fmf now? maybe.. marco would SO wear claw clips ugh im sick

[daisynik7]

HI NIKKI just wanted to tell u that ino is a good kisser and has nice lips and likes when you wear sticky lipgloss so his lips shine after a good make out <333 he’s also very handsy and teasing <33

HI MY LOVE, I am nodding so enthusiastically at every word you're saying. he also loves it when you leave lip stick stains all over his cheeks and neck (maybe even regions lower on his body 🤭) and proudly shows them off in public because he wants everyone to know how good he has it, getting all marked up with your kisses 💗 💗💗

[gojonanami]

( fortnite dances in your inbox to infect you with another dumbass concept that haunts me )

so concept: satoguru meeting as children

both remember the meeting however satoru holds it in a weird place in his heart, it's just some normie kid but also the first person to treat him normally ( he remembers it was fonder than it actually was, suguru was grimacing a lot at his forceful order suggestions and orders ) and for someone so smart, he never connected the dots.

but suguru? his gay awakening. even as a child satoru has an ethereal beauty to him but his personality is so bad ( to a point young suguru asks how can he have friends like that and satoru meekly admits he does not have any but hes the strongest so it doesn't matter. suguru does not understand but hes just, oh this kid is pathetic like a sopping wet cat, i cant not befriend them )

I like to imagine some gojo family business just dragged them out here, perhaps hunting a curse and they wanted satoru to do it himself, but is coincided with a local festival so, living in the gojo compound pretty much all his life, he is attracted by the allure of the festival where hes just there, among the trees watching and suguru is the one who finds him after a terrible introduction suguru is showing satoru around the festival grounds and winning prizes and getting sweets

also would it be fucked up or what if, the two head off into the woods to watch the fireworks together with no one around, and the curse tries to go for the fucking kill and satoru casually nukes it ( live suguru reaction in the corner, the utter shock ) and this is suguru's gateway into the world of jujutsu because YOU CAN SEE THEM TOO???

i blank here but the reunion at jujutsu high is on fire. suguru immediately recognizes him because you can't forget snow white hair, long lashes framing such heavenly blue eyes and tries to greet him, in like a familiar way, and satoru is like, how dare you breath on me ( shoko: lol. lmao even. )

suguru decides to is going to fight this guy. somehow these losers end up becoming friends and falling in love or something.

Ok this is so cute 😭😭 I love this - I love stsg so much and they are everything to me

but also now that we got canon confirmation that gojo has run away before 🤭🤭🤭 this could have happened for sure

[roguelov]

Spicy Saturday here we goooooo

So given Dream's canon tendencies to make it everyone else's problem when he gets laid, imagine how it will be pn your first night with him: tremors all over the kingdom, the entire collectove unconscious dreaming about you in very naughty ways (feel free to add more to this lol) especially if he worked really hard (or you made him work *wink wink) to court you

And your friends in the waking world either casually mentioning said spicy dream in a conversation or them not being able to look you in the eyes and you have no idea why until you find out (to your horror) that everyone had a great view of you being railed out of your brains

And him being soooo smug about it (at least until he finds out a friend develops a crush on you because of said dream)

DOTIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

The proud man would have you on display at all times if he could! You are his and his needs the whole world to know! Like you confronting him after hearing things from your friends? Oh boy

You stormed up to Dream, both furious and embarrassed. Dream, however, was lounging on the stairs of his throne doing light reading.

“You had us - me specifically - projected to everyone in the dreaming?” You huffed, crossing your arms as stood in front of him.

Dream merely glanced up, unbothered. “Is that a problem?”

“Yes! My friends saw me! They can’t even look me in the eyes and I can’t even begin to explain how embarrassing that is!”

Dream slowly rose to his feet. “Embarrassing?”

“Yes! They don’t need to see me like that.” You glared.

“My dear,” he stepped closer, and gently grabbed your chin drawing you closer, “I want to all to know you belong to me. I want them to see what I can do for you, to bring you to absolute ecstasy. Embarrassing? No, divine. You were perfection, and art like you should be adored.”

You blushed lightly and grumbled, “Still you should have told me.”

He bent his head down to your ear, smirking, “You are right, next time I will ask.”

And if a friend developed a crush on you? He would personally find them and give them a few nightmares to dissuade them or if you are feeling more spicy he would have you on full display to show said friend what they cannot ever have (and if they tried anything trouble will come)

[orchidyoonkook]

oh noooooooooo not adaline :( poor boy :( I feel like right now he and yn are both kind of falling into the exact trap with each other that they like to avoid in every other scenario, not being quite honest with themselves and each other about what's really going on underneath, because their friendship feels so new and important and fragile, and they both are feeling a little spark but don't want to get burnt -🦕

Hi saurus!!!!

This is such a good point! Their whole friendship was built initially on the fact that they could be honest with one another, and that they always would be, but now they're both hiding things they won't tell the other for the sake of the other's peace and I just :////.....yeah..

you have a great point

[welcome-to-green-hills]

Shadow purrs as loud as a vacuum cleaner and it terrifies everyone when they first hear it. It scares everyone but Maddie when giving him ear scritches

❤️🥺❤️EeeeeAeeiskajejssseseeeeeeeeeeeee❤️🥺❤️

[theficblog]

hi it's me filling up your ask box :) pls block me if i get too annoying it's completely understandable,even I would block myself tbh

Anyways,thank you for including my fanfic little bro 😭 for this plot i will be called Park Teddy lmao cause imagining mark calling me Teddy makes me want to sob

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"So,um,I'm Mark." My roommate said with a smile,hand extending in an open invitation. "Mark Lee. Nice to finally meet you..."

"Teddy." I replied just as his words trailed off,probably asking for a name to complete it before taking his hand in a simple shake. "I'm Teddy Park,and it' nice to meet you too Mark Lee."

Hnggg please how dare u set me up with mark lee and not expect me to make it into some cringe overused roommate attraction 😩

And Jeno being that character people mistake as the one sleeping around and being a jerk is just big brain YA author energy/genius vibe right there bae like what are you on?? And THANK YOU FOR ALSO BRINGING A FINE ASS MAN LIKE THAT TO ME TOO DAMN you are so considerate as a writer 😭 if it were me mc would not have a social life aside from teaming up with her brother to solve some freaky mysterious academy secrets

lmao blocking you is the last thing i would do lol no bad idea..

and and and then you guys shake hands when you introduce yourselves but none of of you know what is the right amount of time to hold hands and look in the others eyes 😭😭😭

and so you keep on shaking the hand and start to get lost in the eyes.. mark has those stars in his and i bet yours are even prettier!!

and then he asks you which one of the two beds you want and values your preference, then he goes to his and unpacks stickers and banners and stuff OH AND HE ALSO BRINGS HIS GUITAR!

"Oh, do you play?" Teddy's eyes were mor curious than her words, like a little kid intrigued by the aquarium fishes.

"Oh umm.. yeah.. not like im a pro but i can give it a try for sure!" Mark replied, the calm air of the room comfortable enough to let go of his awkwardness.

The two of them found a friend that day.

ASHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 and then he wears his glasses and starts to play whatever you ask and then you start harmonizing with him as well

and no we would give you a social circle ash make more friends haechan cant be the only one

[intheorangebedroom]

Happy Frankie Friday! 🧡

I imagine Frankie as the cute bb angel on one shoulder and Dieter as the chaotic devil on the other, but they’re both dancing on Tom’s grave 🤭

-🥖

🥖 Anon my love, as usual i've let so much time pass to answer you that my message is not even relevant anymore. I hope you’ll forgive me. It's one of my new schoolyear resolution not to let that happen anymore 🤓

You were referring to this post, and let me tell you this: imagining chaotic devil Dieter dancing on Tom's grave made me cry some more, TEARS OF MANIACAL LAUGHTER FUCK YEAH!!!!

As for cute bb angel Frankie (ahem, give him zip ties, a headboard and YOU, and he won't be that much of a cute bb angel anymore 😏), having him metaphorically dancing on Tom's grave was one of the main motivations to write PTMY.

In short, big surprise, I love the way you think, yeah I know, we already knew that 😅 I'm drenching your cheeks in wet kisses, with your consent 🧡🧡🧡

(You know I had too)