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Sending hugs for those on loyal Jin/Oakley/Jack/Tyler routes. Hope you get your boys back soon🫂💗
Then there’s me, who’s a bit sad Jin’s leaving, but then I realize I’m single on a Theo route 🫢🤭😏
#i’m coming for you theo#phew i didnt have to dump jin#litg#love island the game#litg s8#litg tempting fate#litg theo#litg jin#litg oakley#litg jack#litg tyler
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I’m so excited for s15 and being on here to see everyone’s opinions and talk about it every week but there’s something so special about watching a season when you know everyone but haven’t watched the season yet.
(Me watching 12 finally and being hyped with everyone walking through the door.)
#and then dove into 13 I skipped 12 for some reason#so this is an experience#I’m loving watching queens I already love go through their first drag race experience#and that means you Jan Sp***#the way they bleep her name#the way I know they’re going to harass Heidi about changing her name bc I remmeber Tyler Oakley being pissed at them about it#I spent quarantine rewatching from the start
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A Slightly too long / in depth documentation and analysis of the unofficial Dan and Phil colouring book by shout magazine
Alright buckle up chuckle fucks because this book is simultaneously a very nostalgic and strange time capsule of how the public saw them. Circa 2015-2017
We start off with the book cover, showing up what's in store, from the credits, most of the pictures that you see are from their Instagram because of copyright or something so you probably won't find anything original.
OK so, first colouring page I can't even look at directly because the faces freak me the fuck out, It's genuinely so creepy, and they have made no effort to stylize them, only just add some quirky text bubbles and background patterns.
Next page is a full spread of them which looks slightly better, from the wellies they're wearing this might be a still from when they were at a BBC radio festival, overall better but still souless.
For the third page we have a Tyler Oakley cameo and our first non colouring activity. This actually made me cackle so fucking hard because the thing is basically asking you to write your own self insert YouTuber quiz role-play. Iconic. As for the art, what can I say, they look like soy jacks.
Nothing to say other than the word 'tops' only bar gave me a good chortle.
OK. This fucking page. The art is fine Phil kinda looks like a piece of crumpled paper, but the real weird shit is the would you rather because this is ODD
Most of it is fine, but, I REALLY FUCKING HOPE THAT THE HAMSTER THING IS ABOUT PHIL'S CHILDHOOD HAMSTER BREEDING. JESUS. Also, some of these have nothing to do with them? wym nandos?? With the sock's thing too... Generally icky page.
Moving on, we see the writer struggling to find stuff to talk about, so they just tell the audience to just put something here that reminds you of them. Eh?? OK I guess
Their eyes. Wow. And a crossword puzzle, cute.
ok next pages I don't really have much to say about, they're fine
The ick that this page gave me hurt my soul
and that's it, I love documenting history.
#dnp#dan and phil#phan#amazingphil#daniel howell#notice i didnt colour a single page in when i was like 13#the pages scared me too much lmao#uncanny valley#as fuck
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LOVE ISLAND: tempting fate faceclaims (pt. 1)
alara. 23. model. from winchester. / jin. 22. model. from london.
claudia. 25. dentist. from london. / theo. 27. travel photographer. from athens.
emel. 26. wedding planner. from windsor. / oakley. 24. firefighter. from derby.
sophie. 21. acrobat. from galway. / jack. 25. sports physio. from st albans.
luna. 24. cat cafe owner. from brighton. / tyler. 26. mechanic. from auckland.
S8, hopefully you won‘t disappoint us 😭
— Disclaimer:
I tried to find faceclaims that are close, doesn’t mean that they are perfect! This is for a bit of fun and maybe to imagine a real face to the characters. Enjoy 🩷
#litg mc#love island the game#litg faceclaims#litg s8#litg jin#litg claudia#litg theo#litg emel#litg oakley#litg sophie#litg jack#litg luna#litg tyler#litg tempting fate#tempting fate#love island
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I've just gotten back home from work so I'm a little late to the party, however...
LITG SEASON 8: TEMPTING FATE — VOLUME 2: thoughts, concerns and prayers
first of all yesss more hair booooo paywall, fusebox get it together??? (at least they are pretty but again that's the bare minimum)
anyway, here's my girl with her new hair
why do all of the girls' nightwear look like I'm on a strip club and they're asking me if I want something to drink
it's so over for you Theo
honestly she's too good for him anyway
okay kiss challenge!!!! let me snog everyone
I don't want any more of that "peck" crap we want FULL ON SNOGS, TONGUE AND CHAOS
Jin: "Nap, then results?" Hamish would be so proud of him
okay, so you rate me EIGHT just so I feel like I have to pay to have one extra kiss, your game is a dirty as ever Fusebox
date time!!!! going with Jin ❤️
LMAO Jack is kinda funny
so sad to see a baddie doing too much to keep a man in love island 💔 Luna I'm so sorry you didn't deserve it your only crime was being coupled up with the one guy I want
oh. so about the terrace scene...
first of all, super sweet gem scene. it seemed like a super important one for it to be a gem scene though. so idk I'm a bit lost.
Jin is a walking red flag 😭 this boy is soooo gonna flip on me when the next hot girl shows up!! but let's enjoy the ride
and Luna... girl... was it ever that serious?
the award for worst outfit design goes to 👇
and the one for BEST outfit design goes to 👇
like wow wowza mmmhmm yeah! this man is hot hot HOT 🔥🔥🔥
I had to kiss him HE IS SO FINEEEEEEEEEEE
oh, Jack is kinda sweet... if he looked more like Lewie/Alex he would be favourite boy of the season for sureeee
keep the compliments coming, darling
I had to kiss him too. you know, to be polite.
but it was just a peck, tho
okay, NOW JIN!!!
having a spicy conversation with the guy I want to fuck and his currently girl isn't how I planned to spend my afternoon but here we go
"You're adventurous. You're fun to be around. And you'd make every sight even more beautiful", "Okay. Where's the punch line?", "There isn't one :)" OKAY GAG ME WITH THE WRITING
FUNNY BOY WHO'S A HISYORY NERD? OH OKAY!!!! BIG T??? NO IT'S BIG J!!!!!! JIMOTHY!!!
lmao Sophie mixing the boys up she's so me
Claudia is a real one let me tell you that
she's nice, she doesn't force herself upon us, she's polite, she give us all the tea, and she even help us to graft on the boys behind their girls' backs. like, THAT'S MY GIRL
and if Theo doesn't step up she will DEFINITELY be mine
TIME TO PICK MY BOY LET'S GOOOOOOOO
so sad to see Luna go, I really like her :/
lmao???????????
I TAKE BACK EVERY GOOD THING I SAID ABOUT JACK WTFFFF 😭😭😭😭
he was so out of pocket ?? what's your deal man, are you jealous I picked Jin instead of you? we kissed ONCE. be sooooooooo for real rn
okay Sophie you can join your boy in this bullshit he still cheated on you with me when you weren't looking (and he probably would do it again)
no. I won't forgive you?? you were basically calling me a whore back then and now you are SORRY? don't say something you'll regret later that's not cute.
and he's supposed to be serious?
anyway, stressful night over. time to go to bed with my babygirl Jin
BITS BITS BITS BITS
29 gems to go all the way? what is this?
they could've make the scene a little longer but they have gotten way better ever since the writers dropped the word crescendo
MR TYLER WHO ARE YOU?
still not 100% sure if I'm going with Jin or Oakley but I'm leaning towards Jin, I'm not gonna lie 😁 I did some stuff that will fuck me over on movie night if fusebox finally learnt how to code (which they prolly didn't so I guess I'm safe)
I really enjoyed this episode except for the part when Jack and Sophie went full on villain mode but if the narrative made sense all of the time it wouldn't be LITG, right?
anyway, let's see what this Tyler guy is about... see you all next week 🫶
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LITG S8 Thots for this week: Oh- ok!
• Time for another volume of listening to the bombshell drone on about how much they’re in love with me and no one else in the villa🙂
• Helppp not Chuckles!
• Luna telling me to just not graft on Tyler because I don’t wanna lose Oakley. Like that’s ever worked in the game up until now.
• They revealing this like I’m ‘posed to give a fuck? Like…yeah he’s fine as hell that’s why I chose him.
• I’m sorry to all Hungarian people reading right now but this sounds so strange.
• Ok Tyler is really cute I’ll give him that, but do I put him above my baby daddy Oakley? Nahhhhh fam.
• Why would he say this😭😭😭???
• Girlllll anyways.
• I didn’t even expose her. I’m only about vibes and fun this season! (This is so gonna change by the end of the season btw)
• Omg you mean to tell me that for once the bombshell won’t get to steal me from my happy couple when they first enter the villa???!!! Everybody get up!
• Yes, please gather him Theo cuz I don’t know who the fuck this is, but it sure ain’t Jin.
• I don’t remember who said it, but somebody said Jin was most likely a Gemini and honestly all this aggy shit makes sense then cuz them hoes love to have like 20 different personalities. Yes, I know my MC is a Gemini but she’s different!
• Luna all of sudden wanting my man??? Y’all been here a good amount of days but as soon as I get with him that’s when you want to pursue like girl make it make seeeeense. No wonder her ass was trying it with me the other night she just mad I’m on his dick and she not🙄
• Ugh this is bae for realllll like y’all don’t get it! He’s picking me up with ONE ARM!!!
• The mocktail date ahhhhh we so goals fr😛
• Fusebox I’m glad y’all stepping y’all game up by giving us different activities, finally!
• I’m honestly shocked we getting this tea so early on. I was almost certain they was finna milk their whole “power couple” shtick for much longer than this.
• Luna you not that bitch or nothing but you ate that one thing! Like Sophie girl please😭😭😭
• Soooo this ho gon do all that bullshit this entire volume just to pick Jin again���lord help them.
• Tyler was here for all of 3 minutes I’m crying.
• They really be adding people to the plot just to add them like who the fuck are Christy and Brad? Haven’t they only been here for like 2 weeks my god😭
• I will never get over his underwear sprite I’m so sorry but also not sorry😩
• If they just about to reveal everything Tyler told me literally like 5 seconds ago they can keep it cuz I really don’t give a flying fuck about this “Rachel’s Kiss” drama anymore. Let’s wrap this up by next week!
#ok once again this really isn’t that bad#good job fusebox#litg#love island the game#litg tempting fate#litg season 8#litg s8
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wait you’re cooking. it wasn’t a hiatus (just a dapg hiatus) it just wasn’t the content everyone wanted/liked/were used to/whatever.
writing a book and pitching shows and preparing and going on tour is hard work. he was working he just… wasn’t like live streaming writing lol. also he was extremely depressed for a while. obviously that warrants a break.
but i do think you’re right about people just not liking it so they just kind of black it out. which like, if you don’t like something, fine. but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t doing anything. and also, like you said, covid fucked everyone’s sense of time so like. it feels like it’s been 50 billion years since 2018, not 6. which obviously doesn’t help.
Thank you! People in the notes of the post also pointed out how dnp had been doing A Lot of work in the mid 2010s (remember when we had 3 liveshows every week, including one on the BBC?), so it didn't help that phannies were unbelievably spoiled in terms of regular content. But I also don't think it's fair to dnp to expect them to never change the type of content they want to put out. Like, phannies keep saying they'd still love weekly livestreams where Dan just sits at his desk and yaps for an hour, and like. I'm sure he could do that. But I genuinely don't think he'd be more successful with it than with what he did do.
Like. Look at the other popular youtubers from the time of dnp's zenith. Zoella stopped posting. Marcus Butler stopped posting. Troye Sivan has fully pivoted towards music. Connor Franta gets 40k views on his videos. Tyler Oakley streams on twitch? For 60k subscribers, idk how many people he's usually got online in there? And like, the big guns? Shane Dawson? Pewdiepie? Should've quit! Jenna Marbles? Did quit!
I'm rambling on again but like. People need to understand that being a YouTuber from 2014 is not a long-term sustainable job. I honestly think it's almost a miracle that the phandom is still so committed and that they managed to keep their engagement so high (coming out at a time when most people expected their careers to be over probably helped a lot though. To be clear I don't think they came out in order to revive their careers, not at all, but I'm convinced it helped. A lot.)
But yeah what I was saying is. I get that phannies want the content they know and that they grew to love dnp for. So do I!!! But I think we're overestimating our stamina in watching the same thing for years and years and years without ever getting a taste of what it feels like to *miss* that thing. I don't know if the gaming channel return would have been as successful as it was if they both (especially Dan) hadn't disappointed us a little before. And like, I'm kinda sad for Dan bc I don't think that was his plan. I would love to like WAD! I would love to see the vod have millions of views! But unfortunately, I don't love it, and I don't want to click on it when I see it in my recommended, and it feels even more disrespectful to give it sympathy views. Because I want to have fun watching Dan and Phil. And I think we all do.
#tldr sophia was in the mood for writing an essay#ask#dan and phil#phan#sorry dan if you see this bc of the main tag#i respect your work i really do. i just didn't really enjoy it
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Why do DnP have such a large transmasc/lesbian following?
Hi! So I put out a general feeler post about this, and it seems like y’all are interested in a big ass post about Dan and Phil’s relationship with their LGBT audience. Click on the read more for a bit of unhinged analysis.
I have… a lot to say on this matter, and tbf I warned you it would be long. This will mostly be focused on the wlw (specifically lesbian) and transmasc experience with DnP. Before I get into it, I wanna state that I am NOT transmasc. I’m a he/they afab lesbian, but I am in no way talking over any transmascs who have differing experiences. This post will mostly deal with the AFAB experience, as I am not AMAB and can’t speak for our lovely transfems/enbies/cis men! I love you guys, and I would love to hear about your experiences too, though! I’m going to be using as much non-gendered language as I can, however I’m talking about some pretty gendered topics so bear with me. One more thing to note is that when researching this, I found a lot more examples of Dan shouting exact communities out. This is a post about them both, as they are both extremely important to queer communities! It’s just that Dan has generally done more press runs relating solely to his sexuality, so there is more content there. I’m sure I’m missing a lot, though, and if anyone has more Phil focused clips/screenshots I would love to link them here. This is very much a work in progress post, I’m sure I’ll be adding more later and if you have screenshots/clips/anything, my dms and my submissions are open! Okay, done with disclaimers for now, I think. This post will be split up into a few sections: DnP talking about the LGBT community (both pre and coming out), how they empower their wlw following, how they affirm transmasc identities and what they mean to the LGBT community as icons. I would like this post to be free of any in-fighting drama, both from the Phandom and LGBT side of things. We are all awesome!
Dan and Phil are both queer men who came out after acquiring a large fanbase that was predominantly AFAB (love you transfems and cis dudes going strong btw). However, a community that started out as a common “fangirl” fanbase over the years has shifted into a predominantly LGBT fandom with a disproportionate amount of specifically transmascs and lesbians. The word fangirl was often thrown around as an insult to people like us back in the day, but I think it makes perfect sense that a group of disenfranchised, young, queer AFABs would be drawn to DnP. Both of them were, for obvious in hindsight reasons, vocal supporters of the community. I can’t find an unedited version of the clip, but this clip from 2017 is a great example of that. Correct me if I’m wrong, but not a lot of non-out YouTubers educated their community in the way that Dan does in this clip. I think sometimes it’s lost to time how bad YouTube used to be, that 2013-2017 time period was peak anti-SJW era. As basic as what he said was, somebody with his level of influence taking the time to educate his audience on queer issues as a presumed straight man was very meaningful. This not only created a safespace for young, queer AFABs but also made their specific audience more saturated with us than your typical “straight” YouTuber of the day. Their audience shares more demographic similarities with someone like Tyler Oakley than someone like Zoella, which makes sense in recent years.
This tweet from Dan from before he was out displays my point perfectly. To my enby ass, things like this meant the world to me and I can imagine it’s much the same for my transmascs out there. Going back to the clip earlier, though, I think that how willing to break gender norms they both were had even more of an effect in attracting transmascs who hadn’t yet fully discovered themselves. This isn’t denying that a lot of transmascs who were already out were drawn to DnP! Most of my Phandom friends were actually transmen back in the day. However, I think in retrospect there’s a huge pipeline from going into the fanbase as a cis person to coming out of it as… not. It makes perfect sense to me that a generation of transmascs would be drawn to and model themselves after the two of them. Going back to the YouTube landscape of the time, even their contemporaries had a much meaner edge that DnP just never had. This unfortunately made them targets of their fellow “vaguely emo relatable YouTuber” scene; people like Shane Dawson and Onision immediately come to mind, at the time they would have been in a similar category but in retrospect are nothing alike. There was an air of cruelty that Dan and Phil never fed into, consistently remaining themselves. I think that as a baby transmasc, people who stayed loyal to their principals even when it wasn’t the cool thing to do was really empowering. In a time when my friends were all fans of LeafyIsHere, Dan and Phil weren’t afraid to be kind. To be soft, even with the context we have now of how scary that really was. After BIG/COTY dropped, it was easy to see why they were great queer role models. But I’d argue that they’d always been this, even before we knew they were queer.
This one will be a little bit more personal, but I would like to start this section out with a personal anecdote. I grew up in a fairly liberal household, in which I was told being gay was just fine. However, my mother just so happened to use the word ‘lesbian’ as a descriptor for any woman she thought was “unsuitable”. Ugly, boyish, mean, it didn’t matter; to me, lesbian was an unmistakably bad word. I knew that the word didn’t mean that, but intrinsically I had never heard it as something positive until I heard Dan simply shout out the lesbians on a YouNow stream. Simple, right? Four years later, and BIG came out. I identified as a bisexual “who would never actually date a man ahaha” at the time, and it was life changing. Dan and Phil have frequently shouted out their lesbian fanbase over the years to the point where it’s developed into a bit of an inside joke. This is meaningful for a multitude of reasons, one of which being just how demonized not only the word but the group can be. Even when poking gentle fun, neither of them ever lean into hurtful stereotypes. I went to We’re All Doomed last November, and when Dan took his jumpsuit top off the audience screamed. He yelled into the mic “I thought you were all lesbians!”, to which the crowd screamed even louder. You can poke fun at each other without playing into things like the mean lesbian stereotype, for example, and I think it’s things like this which show that they have a genuine appreciation for their lesbian audience. I can only speak from my own experience when I say that I was originally drawn to them for their authenticity even in a hostile environment. I was a closeted lesbain who had grown attached to closeted gay men, because on a level I didn’t understand yet I related to them. It was a parasocial relationship that if I never had, I wouldn’t have come out. This section is a lot less objective than the others, because for me it’s impossible to look at this objectively. A lot of the reasons that transmascs would be drawn to DnP are why lesbians would, especially in a less than LGBT friendly era like the 2010s. They were never afraid to be perceived as weaker than their peers if that meant being kinder, and from a lesbian lens this wasn’t how I modeled my new relationship with gender off of but what I wished the world was like. I grew up with a deep, fundamental fear of men that is still there, but when I would watch actual sunshine Phil Lester and Winnie the Pooh ass Daniel Howell it made me realize that there are people out there who have your back.
I think this is where the conversation turns to now; we are mostly all adults, DnP have been out and proud for four years now. The pair have returned to YouTube (gloriously, might I add) and can talk openly about even the most mundane parts of being queer. Dan has been a very outspoken part of the community, doing a really lovely bit of standup about it. Watch it if you haven’t. I don’t think either of them are obligated to be spokesmen for the community, in a way I think one of the most powerful things they’ve done after BIG/COTY is to just continue living. Watching two queer people thrive how they have is incredibly important. They’re still just as great role models as they have ever been, just with nothing to hide this time. I think now that most of their younger fanbase has grown up, we’ve been very reflective of our past with the Phandom. Certainly not me (lie). It’s not a mystery to me, though, that two groups of closeted AFAB children would attach themselves to figures like DnP. The pair’s content encouraged a level of creativity, of believing in yourself against all odds that was and is unmatched to this day. We can moan about how much of a demonic fanbase we used to be, but the fact is that we turned out alright. People wonder why our fanbase feels like the most healthy parasocial family this side of Tumblr, and that’s because in a way we are. We were raised by these two British dudes to be how we are today; smart, funny and creative. All kids have a rough teenagehood, don’t they? It’s no wonder why queer kids would be drawn to a culture like this, one in which despite everything there is still hope that we will one day grow up to be our honest selves. Dan and Phil did, and so will we.
Thank you if you made it this far! I know this is a bit over sentimental, but they mean a lot to me. They did back in the day, and they definitely do now. Like I said in the beginning, feel free to add on. I would love to hear about this from a transmasc perspective, or any other perspective! I just love talking about these two lol. Love you guys.
#dan and phil#dnp#daniel howell#phil lester#analysis#this ones a bit mushy#i like them a normal amount for sure
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DISCORD SENTENCE STARTERS 2.
miscellaneous quotes taken from things me and my friends have said on call. adjust if needed. tw for swearing, suggestive content and mentions of drug use.
❛ I love my pawns like a questionable boy mom loves her only son. ❜
❛ Born to be Jiminy Cricket. Forced to be Jim Kirk. ❜
❛ Every woman wants to be him and every man wants to fuck him. ❜
❛ Not everything is a katra bond. ❜
❛ I forgot Tyler Oakley was cis. ❜
❛ I thought you said Tyler Joseph. ❜
❛ Puff puff pass, _________. ❜
❛ My little baby body is built for bong ripping. ❜
❛ In another life we're a complicated situationship. ❜
❛ He's serving cuntatouille. ❜
❛ He went to a gay bar in Bigtown. ❜
❛ Babies be comprehending mad shit , dude. ❜
❛ Now who's being culturally insensitive to the british ?! ❜
❛ Divorces can be amicable. This one wasn't. But they can be. ❜
❛ We are like the Looney Tunes in that way. Or perhaps the muppets. ❜
❛ Just because you're a henchmen doesn't mean you're helpful. ❜
❛ If YOU have a guilt complex, and I have a guilt complex, then who's driving the car ?? ❜
❛ You're a yapper in theory, not in practice. ❜
❛ We're the only two people thinking about the 2013 Disney original movie Teen Beach Movie. ❜
❛ The Teen Beach Movie killed them ! ❜
❛ When did this turn into a fucking spelling bee ? ❜
❛ Can I get the origin of the word please ? ❜
❛ The Emcee of this spelling bee sounds like they're about to start crying into the mic. ❜
❛ Your girlfriend is not important right now. Can you spell pen ? ❜
❛ I'm sorry I was really out of line. I should be loaded into a cannon and shot into the sun. ❜
❛ This is like if ASMR was evil. ❜
#rp sentence memes#rp sentence meme#rp memes#sentence starters#roleplay memes#sentence starter meme#sentence starter prompt
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volume vii thoughts
as per usual I have complaints about the missed opportunities of casa
first things first, the casa boys' sprites looked bad to me when I saw that post fusebox made but after playing for like a minute, I was like nah actually they're quite fine. However, prettiest sprites they're competing with are Jin, Claudia, Oakley, Tyler, and Bea so the competition is rough. Also idk something is throwing me off with Shawn and especially Kyle's face shapes.
I think last post I made I said Hari at least got more of a chance than Tyler, but scratch that actually, it feels like they got the same chance because suddenly we're in casa and hardly any mention of him, even though he and my MC have kissed a few times already and she hasn't really rejected him fully over Jin yet? Don't know if anyone's in the boat of going all in with Hari but I'm curious what the gameplay is like for them.
So Emel has randomly decided to be annoyed at Oakley again (I'll replay for you next time Oakley 🥺) and it's clearly because the routes are merged now, which is such a shame because I do think Emel and Oakley could've worked it out and become a fun couple to watch on the real show (probably a boring one though that the audience would dump until after the show ended that their real personalities come out on social media and the public like them individually or at least understand why they were together so long). And I know it's not the most in character thing but I so appreciate it not being a complete 180 for the sake of plot because I'm trying to imagine this with all the couples given what I know about them from my playthrough and Emel/Oakley always have problems because she's uptight and wants more dramatics in their romance and he's chill so any little thing he ends up doing sets her off, sure, I can buy that Emel is a little delusional. Then Luna/Jin would have problems because Luna is less extroverted than Jin, serious, and irritable (which honestly, relatable) and so Jin does things for a laugh and she doesn't get it. So maybe he didn't wink at Bea or did it as a joke because he's being cheeky and she takes it as flirting and starts an argument. And from my playthrough, Sophie and Jack always feel like they're looking for an argument so that checks out too. It's not perfect, but I can feasibly see how one could justify this plot point.
absolutely living for flirting with Claudia in casa
pet peeve subjective raunchy races is back 😠 at least a couple of them are better, like they did have oldest boy in there at least. everything else though, I don't care that much to listen to them argue about who's the most well traveled or stylish.
I love Bea's personality, she's so fun. And tbh, I'm kind of liking her and Liam together. He's forward and she's into it, and it seems like he can keep up with her for now so I'm happy with that couple and I hope it doesn't turn to shit (it probably will).
also pay to win when losers are gonna throw a part anyway ok sure 🙄 I think I've mentioned this before but like personally I think if they're gonna do gem scenes, there has to be a logical ways out of it rather than just MC being like "nah I don't feel like it" and then they lose?? at least for other gem scenes it's like "tell Sophie off 10 gems" or "stay silent" like sure that's fine I guess.
anyway the chats with the boys were actually all pretty fun and short. I, as per usual, have immediately gravitated towards the foodie/chef character but I'll admit I see what y'all are saying about Kyle. Tbh even Max isn't too bad but I'm cautious bc I'm getting Eddie vibes (it's the blond and the gossip lol). And I like Liam, he's like a less cartoonishly silly Hamish (so he reminds me of Felix).
I really like the free party wear dress and this is the second volume in a row MC has accidentally matched with a boy not her partner lol
Bea first mentioning she was bi but not flirting, I just thought maybe they were setting her up to partner with Claudia/Theo depending on who you couple up with/if you're on one of their routes. But then oh the tension at the party when she's staring at MC saying she wants to turn heads and Claudia getting nervous??? loving that.
I don't know what it's like for the other boys but it seems like Shawn and Kyle are drama averse, which I think could be an interesting plot point for later coming back from casa of course, but I also don't know if I believe in fusebox's ability to incorporate that in the story. (once again, the day I write a fic and learn to code its all over for you fusebox)
I didn't pay for the Bea talking about Jin scene but I saw yall talk about Sienna and like I doubt it's going anywhere if it's behind a paywall? it's like the Brad and Christy stuff tbh like unless a bunch of dumped islanders are coming back at the end, I'm ignoring it.
anyway it truly is missing Jin hours again ��
#litg#litg s8#rambling#if anyones wondering im a little late again bc im still working on the SAME paint by numbers that delayed me last week
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UUUUMMMM
The reunion was okay I guess
Hazel and Kyle pissed me off a bit bc regardless of Hari and Max being there, why would yall just be necking so loudly on the plane? I personally don't wanna hear that. Yall can't chill for a minute. Like damn. Bye.
Hari get over it. Look at how she treated you in the final. Pull them pannies up and block her.
I dont care about what Sienna is doing. My man don't want her so 🤷🏾♀️ Bye.
Max you should've known what was gonna happen messing with my opp. Imma spin the block for you tho.
Liam is soooo.... Idk but I just want him to stfu. Really a podcast bro? Stop trying to erase Nicky and Seb. Doom and Gloom forever. And what a 🫤 mixture. Sienna AND Hazel 🤨 with Liam 🤨🤨 it's cause I hate them all
EMEL!? I thought we were cool LMAO. I never saw this bitch as competition honestly. I was very clearly reading the tone of these situations wrong. I thought she was my MESSY bestie. Like she'd be shady and messy but we were always cool. Girl you know I don't want Oakley (he's on my list tho). What are we competing for? 😂 I still love her tho 🤞🏾
Claudia? Have beef with your man for liking me. Don't have beef with me. You should've left with Bea 🤷🏾♀️
Sophie can actually get hands stop talking to me any type of way, you foolish walnut ass bitch. Her pinto bean ass needs to know when to shut up. You don't know when you're left on read? Bye
Jack want me real bad 🫦 too bad I don't care for plain white bread. Anyway you're my opps man and I refuse to stoop down to that level.
Luna really is holding onto beef over a nigga that SHE didn't truly want. What exactly do you like about him besides his looks? Answer. QUICKLY. I'm sitting here breaking my ribs laughing at his jokes so he knows what time I'm on and you don't even wanna admit anything. But you're still holding animosity for me? Bye
Tyler...
Shawn 🤨
Bea sis why didn't you jist hook up with Claudia
Logan 😐
Bella I've missed you 🫦
Irl I would've gave Jin a piece of my mind. You wanna text SOPHIE!?!? You know I don't like this bitch 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 He always trying to be "cordial". Honestly I like guys that are nice BUT know when not to be. Anyway...
I'm gonna be on zillow looking for our house 🫦 I love him fr Jin is going into my personal litg hall of fame. 🤭 Time to do some editing 😜
#litg#litg s8#litg jin#my man my man my man#litg tempting fate#litg hazel#litg claudia#litg liam#litg emel#litg jack
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Multi Pairings Masterlist
All That You Are (All That I’ll Ever Need) (ao3) - orphan_account michael/luke, calum/ashton, niall/harry NR, 4k
Summary: Calum and Ashton are planning a wedding which is causing a lot of stress and Luke is struggling with the fact that he is 32 and very very single.
almost is never enough (ao3) - fannyann luke/calum, calum/liam, liam/harry M, 32k
Summary: “I think I’ve always known that a little. I mean, if I paid attention, at least.”
Liam laughs, eyes crinkling up and Calum’s surprised at how easy this is.“That obvious?”
“A little. Love’s funny that way. Think it’s only obvious when you want it to be.”
or; A Frat AU where Calum and Liam are in love with other people but can’t quite see what’s right in front of their eyes.
Ease (ao3) - Grace_Williams calum/ashton, michael/luke, harry/louis G, 138k
Summary: In a world where everyone was a dominant or a submissive and everyone had an assigned soulmate, Ashton was remarkably unsure of himself. Nothing is going as he planned and his soulmate, Calum, is, to put it simply, not who he expected.
Michael is Calum’s best friend and an all round terrible example when it comes to navigating relationships.
Calum’s assistant Maggie, along with her soulmate Carla, seem to be the only ones who do understand how a relationship is supposed to work.
Are they the only people can put those around them at ease?
He is beauty (and we are world class) (ao3) - Alexandralouis28 harry/louis, luke/ashton, zayn/liam, michael/niall E, 3k
Summary: Louis Tomlinson, a 26 years old established actor, decided to take a break from acting and that resulted into lots of vacations and parties, one at which he got to meet the cutest tailor. His name is Harry. Louis instantly falls head over heels for him and does everything in his power to win the boy over.
Latch (ao3) - gallovihc luke/calum, harry/louis, calum/omc, luke/ofc E, 78k
Summary: luke thinks calum is having weird dreams. calum may or may not like luke. teenagers who love each other usually end up alone. but sometimes they don’t.
Lies I Feed Myself (ao3) - Grace_Williams michael/calum, michael/crystal, luke/sierra T, 26k
Summary: Michael should be grateful he found out he was an omega when he did. Sure he was 24, which, given he went through puberty early, is so astonishingly late he had accepted he was a beta. Still, it was in the middle of the pandemic. (Though technically speaking, not the middle, actually closer to the start). It was an ideal time to find out he was an omega, all things considered.
or the story where Michael finds out he’s an omega long past when he should’ve, makes some irresponsible decisions, and is then forced to rethink every emotion he’s ever felt about Calum while lying in a hospital bed
no body, no crime (ao3) - jbhmalum luke/ashton, luke/calum, michael/calum M, 11k
Summary: the no body, no crime songfic no one asked for
Out of Space -Phan (ao3) - bandhoez9194 dan/phil, chris/pj, josh/tyler, michael/calum, luke/ashton M, 27k
Summary: Its the year 3489 and earth finally had given out. Most people had managed to evacuate earth and go to Mars or the moon.
Some people weren't so lucky. They got left behind, thought dead.
Dan Howell was 20 years old when this happened. He lost his best friend, his whole world, Phil Lester that night.
7 years later, earth is healthy enough once more to sustain even a small population. They choose one large city to send the group, London.
Dan, Chris Kendall, PJ Liguori, Louise Pentland and Tyler Oakley are part of the group being sent back to Earth. Dan just wants to see if he can find one last picture of his other half considering they barely had time to grab a couple days worth of clothes and maybe some food.
When they get home, the small group has one hell of a surprise waiting for them.
Quarantined (ao3) - Livislover michael/calum, luke/ashton, luke/sierra T, 12k
Summary: Ever since quarantine, Luke and Ashton haven’t gotten to see each other. This isn’t an AU. Luke already likes Ashton and Malum are secretly seeing each other. It’s a love fest with some break ups.
Rejects (ao3) - realmsoffreedom calum/ashton, michael/luke, zayn/liam, harry/louis, niall/ofc M, 79k
Summary: They try to save me, but I’m too far gone. And they called me crazy, so I played along. And you wanna change me, but I’m on my own…
Ashton, Michael, Calum, and Luke are the rejects of their school- outcasts, the victims of relentless torture and bullying. Damaged- unable to function normally, none of them have any hope for the future- in fact, all four of them regard their future as being six feet under, no longer living. But- relationships form, hearts break, and the mess that they’re living only spirals further out of control, as everything gets significantly worse. Worse enough- that one of them could end up taking his own life.
Scene 14 - @daydadahlias (cornflowerblue (daydadahlias)) luke/ashton, michael/crystal, roy/calum, kaykay/sierra E, 128k
Summary: It’s one of the first lessons you learn. There’s a difference between performing and acting.
Actors are intellectuals; they’re poets with their expression and the way their voices hit the air. Performers, by comparison, are children, ignorant and too bright for their own good. No one wants to admit to being only a performer. If you’re anyone worth anything, you want to be an actor.
And Luke is not an actor, but Ashton is.
Or, the one where Luke hates Ashton but has to pretend to be in love with him for five months for his acting final except for the fact that maybe he isn’t pretending anymore.
Stand Again (ao3) - crash-queen aka stelleshine (stelleshine) luke/calum, michael/luke, jack/luke, michael/ashton E, 69k
Summary: The promise of a good pie brings Calum into Luke’s bakery one day, and Luke finds more than just a new customer.
The Perfect Getaway (ao3) - Hoodie michael/calum, luke/ashton, harry/louis NR, 26k
Summary: When Michael and Calum go on break after their tour. Something happens that will change their friendship for the better? or something much more?
What I (don’t) like about you (ao3) - truly_madly_deeply michael/luke, calum/ashton, harry/louis, minor niall/liam E, 70k
Summary: Michael hates Luke, Luke hates Michael. When Luke’s older brother Ashton starts dating Michael’s best friend Calum out of all people, the two arch enemies are suddenly forced to spend way too much time together. Which they don’t like at all, but hey, shit happens, and so does love.
Or the one where Luke gets his lip pierced and Michael finds it very distracting.
You and me; we can take the world (ao3) - Abbypd michael/ashton, luke/calum, former Ashton/OC T, 47k
Summary: Or yet another Wedding AU nobody asked for but I decided to write anyway.
you keep eternity (ao3) - merlypops luke/ashton, michael/calum, harry/louis E, 77k
Summary: Luke crashes into Ashton’s life like a shooting star, Calum shows Michael that he’s still beautiful, and maybe things don’t feel so dark anymore.
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Leaked Tyler Oakley eviction email
Deer 🦌 tenants, we are righting 🗽 two tell you that respectfully you are being evicted asap lol. We loved having you inside our property butt ��� the time has cum 💦 in order four us too say goodbye to you. We need some more money honey 🍯🐝 coming in and are increasing rent by five hundred percent affective intermediately. We know you’re poor (hi poor 🤭) and are SERVING this notice out of courtesy to you. Send this eviction notice to 2 friends who meet the new income requirement 💸 and you’re a big bootylicious tenant 🥵 send this to five friends and you’re a sexy saint 👼 if you get 0 back then you’re an fugly biatch😹
P.s. Cum fill me one last time, papi. I need u baddd meowwww 🙀
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I’m listening to troye sivan rn. Prepping for sweat tour and I don’t want to overplay brat just yet. And he really won that era of YouTube. I legit remember when he first started making music and his content shifted from YouTuber to musician. Crazyyy so happy he didn’t flop like others of that era. Zoella, alfie, Caspar lee, I’m looking at you
YESSSSSS. I remember he used to be part of that bigger group when they would all travel to see each other. Zoella. Allie. Casper. Tanya Burr. Tyler Oakley even. And when he first made music they used to go to his shows hahahah. Love troye honestly he’s very good!
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LOVE ISLAND THE GAME TEMPTING FATE: WEEKLY THOUGHTS
ready to be loyal 💜
drag Jack for me, Tyler
you literally can call those PJs, Claudia, you're walking in underwear
I wanted Jin's hot chocolate :(
OH MY GOD IT JUST HIT ME HOW SIMILAR EMEL'S SPRITE IS TO CHELSEA'S
dates! dates! dates! vs girls on tour! girls on tour!
yes Sophie please dump Jack we've been all waiting for it (it's volume III)
I mean, Jin is hot so I won't be holding it against you, Soph but you're on my watch list
Oakley's eggs are only on Emel's basket? that's a lie because he was kissing me just the day before
Blowing kisses to my man so he knows I don't intend to cheat!
someone said Tyler was Gary revamped and they were so right
MOTORBIKE GANG. MEMBERS: TYLER AND LUCAS
lmao Jin jumping and saying IT'S OVER and my mc going WHAT DO YOU MEAN???
"Oh no sorry the sparks weren't flying" / "You're not sorry/ / "No, not sorry at all" HEYY MAYBE FUSEBOX ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO WRITE FUNNY CHARACTERS?
me 🤝 Tyler hating Jack
why would I spend 17 gems on helping a blonde man and betray a red head girl, tell me fusebox
anyways girls' choice 🥱 I wish we could've been chosen too it would make me feel better
Jin what the hell? why are you talking to boys when you could be talking to ME.
nevermind, me and Sophie will be catfighting in a second WATCH ME
what a silly challenge jesus fucking christ
Tyler err... leave me alone? omg
Jin and I are too strong to be broken up by a motorbike gangster and a dumb red head
"MC IS MY PARTNER. I'M INTO HER. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY" and that's on what? THAT'S ON PERIOD.
oh wait why was the mocktel making scene the best scene we ever got
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE JIN AND TYLER ARE GONNA ASK ME FOR A THREESOME
I'm sorry Jin but although you're literally the best thing that's ever happened in this Villa you also had your head turned TWICE so chill out
he is so cute oh my god stop making me laugh I'll fall in love with you
are we surprised Claudia wants me like I treat her way better than her man!
watch me flirt with Theo just for the hell of it 🙏
IF SOPHIE PICKS JIN ISTG
she didn't pick him which was for the better but also what is the point of having a bombshell and then having them out on the same volume??
and Sophie is now my #1 enemy sorry
every scene with Jin is so cute :/ I wish we could have more moments where we casually kiss or hold hands or touch or anything is the only thing I'm missing
anyways, it was a fun volume! Tyler bored me to death and I really thought for a second him and Jin would ask me to have a threesome but unfortunately this is a family friendly game now! and what do we think that the iSpy challenge is about??
#litg#love island the game#litg season 8#litg s8#💬#litg tempting fate#bia plays s8#bia plays season 8
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F and L for the ask game!
thank you!!
F - Fashion; What are some of your favorite Dan and Phil looks?
i’m thinking of some good videos…like the reviewing fashion on games recently, the d&p pink and purple hoodies, the shuffleboard video
L - Lion; What is your favorite item/running gag/etc. that's ever been a part of Dan and Phil branding?
hmm…maybe whisks bc i love anything with them and tyler oakley,,, it’s hard to choose
ask game time!
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